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Bucket List, Chicago, and Cute: SOME COFFEB LEASE,DEARE Do not call a waitress dearte" or *honey" She is not yorr dearie or honey because she is obliged to wait upon you.-A Waitress <p><a href="http://suchdreadfullittlethingsweare.tumblr.com/post/174385205587/libertarirynn-lokispriestess" class="tumblr_blog">suchdreadfullittlethingsweare</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174384885189/lokispriestess-yesterdaysprint-chicago" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lokispriestess.tumblr.com/post/173698176463/yesterdaysprint-chicago-tribune-illinois" class="tumblr_blog">lokispriestess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yesterdays-print.com/post/173531219079/chicago-tribune-illinois-september-20-1925" class="tumblr_blog">yesterdaysprint</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Chicago Tribune, Illinois, September 20, 1925</p></blockquote> <p>women for at least the last 80 years: don’t call me pet names if you don’t know me, it’s demeaning<br/><br/>men: oh all of a SUDDEN you can’t call a waitress “sweetheart” or “dear” what is this NEW feminist bullshit<br/><br/>everybody about any guy over 40: oh he’s from a different time, it was normal back then! He doesn’t mean anything by it!</p> </blockquote><p>OK but speaking of someone from the South I’ve been called “honey“, “sweetheart“, “dear“, and a host of other pet names by nearly every older male AND female that I have ever met. I never really thought anything of it.</p></blockquote> <p>Personally I <b>LOVE</b>. When anyone calls me a pet name. Boys, girls, talking parrots, I don’t care. I think it’s cute. </p><p>One of the things on my bucket list is for an English guy to call me love. I’d faint. </p></blockquote> <p>One time in Australian waiter called me “love“ and I died 1000 deaths.</p>

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Candy, Fire, and Irs: Jordan Adams @JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipesso much better than I could've imagined Ethan's Eggs Serving: 10 Prep time: 1 hour Cook time: 2 seconds Cost: $3.00 Ingredients: Pancakes Sugar Skittles Ca Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse Bpe Instructions: " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it. You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put anything on them because that's how you makes eggs, with nothing." irs Ariana's Macaroni serving: 3 people prep time: 5 minutes Cook time: 5 minutes a day h Cost: I think $2 Ingredients: Melted cheese Macaroni Appies trawberries, I like them because they are healthy Toys Backpack doll Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to think..oh yeah....the mall. oot Instructions: you First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says," why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!" Joe's Tacos ng: I don't even know Serv prea time: like 45 minutes Cook time: I think 55 minutes Cost. i don't even know aredients: Get the meat and lettuce at HEB Taco shells are there too Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get more Lettuce Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff Instructions: rst I change th onl on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is don't sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are su eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them do them know how cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J on't lijke beans t I made candy and it t y and it turned brown. I dont r me think...one time want taco ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it." eat a burrito one to make Sebastiän s Pancakes Serving: 3 Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost: $70 Se VW ngredients Salt and that's it In Fl Be Where to buy: Walmart Instructions: You get a thingy from the house and you put it inin the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0 you have to be careful. You make like, someth put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on ing and p <p><a href="http://radiant-mercy.tumblr.com/post/174063000555/tastefullyoffensive-via-jordankadams97-kids" class="tumblr_blog">radiant-mercy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/174061849948/via-jordankadams97" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanKAdams97/status/996838075128057858">JordanKAdams97</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>Kids are so hilarious I love it</p></blockquote>

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Baked, College, and Fire: NO POPCORN POPCORN BAKED POTATO I pay $20,000 in tuition, l'll make meth in this thing if I want to FROST BY 3 6 8 START <p><a href="https://fueled-by-nightcore.tumblr.com/post/173244303661/computationalcalculator-loloftheday-my" class="tumblr_blog">fueled-by-nightcore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://computationalcalculator.tumblr.com/post/172647784385/loloftheday-my-college-doesnt-want-us-to-make" class="tumblr_blog">computationalcalculator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://loloftheday.tumblr.com/post/171089644614/my-college-doesnt-want-us-to-make-popcorn-in" class="tumblr_blog">loloftheday</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2>My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves</h2></blockquote> <p>look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand</p> </blockquote> <p>Freshman who wants to make popcorn: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="221" data-orig-width="452"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c34d655918d424ba76198e6adc9468aa/tumblr_inline_p7o1hr1ihI1twrhh8_540.png" data-orig-height="221" data-orig-width="452"/></figure><p>Senior who just wants to sleep:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="458"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9fc47a84032f8da49825c9b9621ae6ab/tumblr_inline_p7o1i9Q2cH1twrhh8_540.png" data-orig-height="220" data-orig-width="458"/></figure></blockquote> <p>For fucking real one time we had to evacuate and stand in the snow while we waited for the fire department because someone filled the hallway with popcorn smoke. I didn’t know it was this possible to fuck up popcorn until college.</p>

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Ass, Cum, and Life: You Should Be Allowed To Be Able To Have Sex With Your Kid Past Age 18 if You're Attracted To Them I know people will say it's wrong, but it's not child molesting. You put in all this work to raise a kid, ad they grow up to be hot, and you can't fuck them? That's stupid as fuck, I'm sorry, but it is. Even if the kid doesn't want to, they literally were created by your genitals. They literally ARE your cum and yet they aren't okay with intercourse? Sorry, but that's a stupid ass social norm. Just suck it up and let your parents hit like one time after all they've done for you. in UnpopularOpinion by So basically parents should be allowed to rape their kids. What a piece of shit. 11h Not rape Imao just have sex .11h "Even if the kid doesn't want to". That's rape No but like they understand it. It's not forced upon them. Wut. 11h They aren't forced but they maybe have to pay higher taxes if they don't 11h You are "allowed" so long as they want you back. If they don't then that's just regular rape No but you gave 18 years of your life to raising them you should be able to waste 20 minutes of theirs with sex 11h Against their will? Yeah 11h And you said it wasn't rape. Liar Ugh it's not actual rape they just have to pay higher taxes 11h You literally just said they could be forced to against their will moron, and forcing people to pay higher taxes because they don't want to fuck their parents is retarded not forced but please explain why when you waste 18 years raising a kid they ant give 20 minutes for sex? Having sex with someone against their will under threat of taxation is forcing them to have sex. End of story Answer my question please 11h Because people should be allowed to choose who they have sex with. No one is entitled to sex <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/173705435803/have-sex-with-your-parent-or-pay-higher-taxes" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Have sex with your parent or pay higher taxes</p></blockquote>

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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Omg: <p><a href="http://jumpingjacktrash.tumblr.com/post/173162603859/avatar-dacia-thisisarebeljyn-fearwax" class="tumblr_blog">jumpingjacktrash</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://avatar-dacia.tumblr.com/post/160035999714/thisisarebeljyn-fearwax-scootsenshi" class="tumblr_blog">avatar-dacia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thisisarebeljyn.tumblr.com/post/155832851219/fearwax-scootsenshi-24-sa3t" class="tumblr_blog">thisisarebeljyn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fearwax.tumblr.com/post/141954232827">fearwax</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scootsenshi.tumblr.com/post/141952676589">scootsenshi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://24-sa3t.tumblr.com/post/114557484478">24-sa3t</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comradeonion.tumblr.com/post/114557360986">comradeonion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://powerofthestruggle.tumblr.com/post/114472545754">powerofthestruggle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>this is an extremely important picture</p> </blockquote> <p>Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg</p> </blockquote> <p>He has a nice face</p> </blockquote> <p>No but the history behind this picture is really interesting</p> <p>The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.</p> <p>It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.</p> <p>But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.</p> </blockquote> <p>I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing.</p> </blockquote> <p>Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p style="">always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.<br/></p> </blockquote>

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Af, Asian, and Aww: Anonymous 04/23/18 (Mon)22:57:12 No.766778676 Hey /b/romosexuals, story time > Be me, 17 year old 7/10 male Have an objectively 6, subjectively 8/10 asian gf who loves me 182 KB JPG Major trust issues from a relationship that went bad a while ago relationship friends since 13 Clingy af, probably still a result of that last We've known each other since we were 12, been Tell her I love her evervdav Despite her always replying that she loves me to, start doubting that Gf tells me after a lot of thinking, she's asexual Ohshitlmaydieavirgin Suddenly text my ex spontaneously, find out she's single Lie and say I'm single She asks to meet up for a coffee at Tims (I'm a Leaf) > I decide to go because I'm pissed at my gf Continue? Alright then go to the meet up with ex s my ex is just as beautiful as ever. She has shorter hair and small tits but thats sorta my thing She got me a coffee alread >It was the same type of coffee I drank when was with her on our first date (Double double) >She smiles, it looks cute on her > I ask her whats up, and she mentions my clearly visible erection I sat down faster than I lost my erection s We make small talk for a bit, we instantly have a spark > I havent felt this spark for a few years Eventually she says what both of us have been thinking "We should get back together." Idk what to say. Can't tell her I lied about being single at this point, but I also like her a lot more than my gf > Decide to keep it going "Sure, but I don't have a lot of free time with work. > I just lost my job > I give her the address to the apartment I'm in, which I don't actually pay for. My best bud does Invite her over one time She says "Why not tonight?" My gf hasn't text me and doesnt have a key, and my buddy is out of townm Sure, what could go wrong? Almost done the story /b/ois, cont.? > Take her back to the apartment > Time is a bit late. Ask her what she wants to do She immediately gives me a smile that could only mean one of two things, sex or something sexual > Before I can say anything she notices a picture have of me and my girlfriend on top of the shelf >"Who's this?" > I panic > My sister >She gets confused. My sister is asian? > "You never told me you had a sister, anon, andI met your family > Ohshit.jpg > I make up a story on the spot about my parents splitting and my dad remarrying. She's my stepsister. We broke up over a year ago. My parents fought once in front of her. Not too far fetched "Aww, anon. I'm so sorry." She says, basically jumping into my arms after putting the photo down Haven't even blown a load in at least a week >Boner is visible >She goes for it. I had forgotten that one of the main reasons we broke up was her sex drive and mine not matching up >Suddenly remember second was that she was a crazy bitch towards me sometimes > I just go with it and hope that I wont remember this in a month Best sex I ever had. (I bagged up tho. No worries sWe fall asleep in eachothers arms on my roommates bed crazv bitch towards me sometimes >I just go with it and hope that I wont remember this in a month Best sex I ever had. (I bagged up tho. No worries s We fall asleep in eachothers arms on my roommates bed Wake up to a banging on the door Groggily get up to find my ex making breakfast and my best friends gf at the door Wtf I yell through the door at her "What do you want?" (My best bud) left something and needed her to bring it to him > I open the door cautiously She sees my ex, and me half naked. She ofo knows about my af She asks to talk to me in private Takes me to the bedroom, locks the door and quietly asks me "Are you cheating or did you break I don't lie to her >She gets frustrated with me and leaves without my buds thing he needed "What was that?" My ex asks Now T don't remember exactly what I said at this point because I was scared shitless. My buds gf was for sure gonna tell mine and now things were gonna tumble down Cont? > "What was that anon?" >Ex js getting visibly annoyed and worried > She looks back at the photo of me and my "sister I look down at the floor My ex suddenly pieces something together right then and there >"ls she vour girlfriend?" > I fucking crumble and admit everything >She's surprisingly understanding, but just as understandably upset > ''You should call her No >"I need you to do this for me" I do > I explain the whole thing to her, sparing the sexual details > She sounds pretty heartbroken I try to console her but it doesnt work as well as l would have hoped She hangs up on me I'm in a puddle of tears sitting next to the first girl | ever loved > She hugs me awkwardly one last time > "I need one more thing from you > I look at her and wipe away some tears. "What?" > She smiles at me warmly and says "I need about tree fiddy I suddenly realised what I should have long ago My ex was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era The god damn loch ness monster had tricked me again Anon is conflicted

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Asian, Beautiful, and Children: The Observer Muslim foster parents: We'd never had a Christmas tree it made them so happy <p><a href="http://ikkimikki.tumblr.com/post/168587488460/philtippett-ithelpstodream-once-the-children" class="tumblr_blog">ikkimikki</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://philtippett.tumblr.com/post/168428590826/ithelpstodream-once-the-children-were-asleep" class="tumblr_blog">philtippett</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ithelpstodream.tumblr.com/post/168152017582/once-the-children-were-asleep-sajjad-headed-out" class="tumblr_blog">ithelpstodream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Once the children were asleep, Sajjad headed out on an urgent shopping mission. “We are Muslims and we’d never had a Christmas tree in our home. But these children were Christian and we wanted them to feel connected to their culture.” </p> <p>The couple worked until the early hours putting the tree up and wrapping presents. The first thing the children saw the next morning was the tree.</p> <p>“I had never seen that kind of extra happiness and excitement on a child’s face.“ The children were meant to stay for two weeks – seven years later two of the three siblings are still living with them.</p> <p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/dec/03/muslim-foster-parents-it-has-been-such-a-blessing?CMP=fb_gu">https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/dec/03/muslim-foster-parents-it-has-been-such-a-blessing?CMP=fb_gu</a></p> </blockquote> <p>this is a beautiful article and i just want to include a few other highlights from the above family as well as another profiled:</p> <blockquote> <p>…she focuses on the positives – in particular how fostering has given her and Sajjad an insight into a world that had been so unfamiliar. “We have learned so much about English culture and religion,” Sajjad says. Riffat would read Bible stories to the children at night and took the girls to church on Sundays. “When I read about Christianity, I don’t think there is much difference,” she says. “It all comes from God.”</p> <p>The girls, 15 and 12, have also introduced Riffat and Sajjad to the world of after-school ballet, theatre classes and going to pop concerts. “I wouldn’t see many Asian parents at those places,” she says. “But I now tell my extended family you should involve your children in these activities because it is good for their confidence.” Having the girls in her life has also made Riffat reflect on her own childhood. “I had never spent even an hour outside my home without my siblings or parents until my wedding day,” she says.</p> <p>Just as Riffat and Sajjad have learned about Christianity, the girls have come to look forward to Eid and the traditions of henna. “I’ve taught them how to make potato curry, pakoras and samosas,” Riffat says. “But their spice levels are not quite the same as ours yet.” The girls can also sing Bollywood songs and speak Urdu.</p> <p>“I now look forward to going home. I have two girls and my wife waiting,” says Sajjad. “It’s been such a blessing for me,” adds Riffat. “It fulfilled the maternal gap.”</p> <p>[…]</p> <p>Shareen’s longest foster placement arrived three years ago: a boy from Syria. “He was 14 and had hidden inside a lorry all the way from Syria,” she says. The boy was deeply traumatised. They had to communicate via Google Translate; Shareen later learned Arabic and he picked up English within six months. She read up on Syria and the political situation there to get an insight into the conditions he had left.</p> <p>“It took ages to gain his trust,” she says. “I got a picture dictionary that showed English and Arabic words and I remember one time when I pronounced an Arabic word wrong and he burst out laughing and told me I was saying it wrong – that was the breakthrough.”</p> <p>The boy would run home from school and whenever they went shopping in town, he kept asking Shareen when they were going back home. She found out why: “He told me that one day he left his house in Syria and when he had come back, there was no house.” Now he’s 18, speaks English fluently and is applying for apprenticeships. He could move out of Shareen’s home, but has decided to stay. “He is a very different person to the boy who first came here,” she says, “and my relationship with him is that of a mother to her son.”</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>What a beautifully loving family. </p> </blockquote> <p>This makes my heart happy </p>

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Memes, School, and Taken: Pennsylvania School District Arms Their Students With Rocks In The Event Of A School Shooting @balleralert BLUE N OUNTAIN ELEMEN ARY WEST WEST SIDE EST Pennsylvania School District Arms Their Students With Rocks In The Event Of A School Shooting - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amid the gun control controversy, the Blue Mountain School District in Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania has taken matters into its own hands when it comes to school safety. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As some states move to arm teachers in an effort to protect students and faculty in case of a school shooting, the superintendent of the Pennsylvania school district says his students are armed with rocks to protect themselves. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned,” said Dr. David Helsel. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “At one time I just had the idea of river stone, they`re the right size for hands, you can throw them very hard and they will create or cause pain, which can distract,” said Helsel, as he explained his teachers are fully trained on how to react in an active shooter situation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “We have devices installed in our doors that help to secure them, to make it very difficult to break through,” said Helsel. “We also have, we train kids and talk about barricading the doors.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, according to reports, there is one maintenance employee that is trained and certified to be armed and work as security at the school. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What are your thoughts?

Pennsylvania School District Arms Their Students With Rocks In The Event Of A School Shooting - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ami...