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I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it: 12:36 o s O NO Sl A 42% 4 < Jane Ari Pralle Chat Yeter 2u You iked Jane's phota Yetering onu I can't resist a good bad Christmas sweater What should your custom poem be about Ooh surprise me But that could be copy pasted and that's no tun Gimme something suuuuper specific And then I need a format choice toa, between Dr. Seuss poem, Shakespearean sonnet, or something custom Yesterty For the spirit of things, that same Christmas sweater. I think sonnet or Seuss style would be Interesting Sommet, final answer Sonnet Veetery 0PM I enjoy al these amusingly specitic soloctionsl Holiday sweaters. are my shit. Sit tight| Engaging ryicality Should Rudolph pause before a red so fine? Esch every handmade brickline laid with care No sweater on this earth match'd her desigrn, Doff polyester now for wool so fair. Nostalgic evenings end by fire's dance, Unending chest nuts roasting on the flame Doth time unerringly from thus advance? Enmesh fair memries in your fabric's frame. Such understated beauty holds the wreath, Just lookl espy her face for beauty more. And yonder ribbons dance and light bequeath, No trash pullover could so highly soar Each hearth lacks warmth in absence of such heart. Ere onto spring l'd never be apart. Tuday AM That was very well thought out, I really, really liked it Trsday M Haha thankall But just wait until you read the first ietter of each ine in the sonnet Taday SAM Dammit You're too clever Ch if anly it ended there. See the message I sent after your requesta, the one about the amusingly specific selections? Resd the first letter of each word in that sentence Tulay aAM Did not see that one coming Taday AM Oh, it only gets worse. The message after that one, starting with "holiday sweaters". Write down the first letter of each word, but than read it backwards Any other coded messages? Keeps on going fm afraid Check out the sonnet again. Read the first letter of the "second" word in each line Fedau AM Well played (at this point she guessed what's ahead and also did this one) I got that one Unsurprisingly there's also a secret message it you read the first letter of the third word in each ine Probably for good measure you could olso read the first letter of every message i sent "after the sonnet Th SENDNODES NE Sthash especttuy the hmanher Degr I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it
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thugilly: ALSO, I know that Joey fucking Salads isn’t talking about a “racial divide” when he was caught faking pranks that purposely made black people look inherently violent and criminal. He did this shit for YEARS and some of the pranks are still up on his fucking channel. He finally stopped a few months ago after he was caught on camera with some of the black actors he hired to pretend to be thugs. Now, he only gets a fraction of the views that he used to get with those racist, obviously fake-as-shit “social experiments”. He’s a talentless, uncreative piece of shit and his mic is off forever. : Joey Salads Follow @JoeySalads The current racial divide was created by the Black Lives Matter Movement. RETWEETS LIKES 97 250 Melania Vanilli Follow @Still Lee_ We just going to overlook 1619-2015 huh? Joey Salads @JoeySalads The current racial divide was created by the Black Lives Matter Movement RETWEETS LIKES 6,377 5,300 thugilly: ALSO, I know that Joey fucking Salads isn’t talking about a “racial divide” when he was caught faking pranks that purposely made black people look inherently violent and criminal. He did this shit for YEARS and some of the pranks are still up on his fucking channel. He finally stopped a few months ago after he was caught on camera with some of the black actors he hired to pretend to be thugs. Now, he only gets a fraction of the views that he used to get with those racist, obviously fake-as-shit “social experiments”. He’s a talentless, uncreative piece of shit and his mic is off forever. 
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invisiblelad: trcunning: twerks4loanpayments: ladytatyana: darvinasafo: Tulsa, Oklahoma near the original Black Wall Street. Just sad I guess that meme of DaQuan—the one y’all thought was funny—came true mhmmm 😒 These people kicked their daughter out (left her at a homeless shelter) found out she had left the shelter to live with a guy tracked them down at 9 at night to yell at her shot her unarmed boyfriend (killing him) shot at her after she ran to hide in the bushes shot at the bf’s 13 yr old brother (hitting him in the arm) fled the scene  were allowed to turn themselves in were put on PAID suspension Such bullshit Attempted murder (and shooting at minors!)  only gets paid leave. The more one scratches the surface.. : Police officer arrested for shooting a black teen who was dating his daughter Attorney Damario Solomon-Simmons out of Tulsa Oklahoma has reported a... Black teen's girlfriend: "Jeremy tried to introduce himself and my dad shot him" invisiblelad: trcunning: twerks4loanpayments: ladytatyana: darvinasafo: Tulsa, Oklahoma near the original Black Wall Street. Just sad I guess that meme of DaQuan—the one y’all thought was funny—came true mhmmm 😒 These people kicked their daughter out (left her at a homeless shelter) found out she had left the shelter to live with a guy tracked them down at 9 at night to yell at her shot her unarmed boyfriend (killing him) shot at her after she ran to hide in the bushes shot at the bf’s 13 yr old brother (hitting him in the arm) fled the scene  were allowed to turn themselves in were put on PAID suspension Such bullshit Attempted murder (and shooting at minors!)  only gets paid leave. The more one scratches the surface..
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cassyphace: thingstolovefor: This guy is running for president? #Hate it! his comebacks read like a middle school boy on a message board for the first time? : Donald J. Trump O Follow @realDonaldTrump Just tried watching Modern Family - written by a moron, really boring. Writer has the mind of a very dumb and backward child. Sorry Danny! Reply 13 Retweet Favorite . More 140 98 20 RETWEETS FAVORITES Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump Doesn't like the show I work on but then we've 15h never tested well with the racist, hypocritical, multiple bankruptcy demo. Collapse + Reply ta Retweet * Favorite *** More 452 215 RETWEETS FAVORITES Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump "@Leigh26Heather: @realDonaldTrump WHO ON EARTH IS DANNY ZUKER????!!!!" A lightweight moron who only gets attention by attacking Trump. E Retweeted by Danny Zuker Collapse + Reply 23 Retweet * Favorite •** More 15h 32 RETWEETS 26 FAVORITES Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump .@DannyZuker Danny--You're a total loser! E Retweeted by Danny Zuker Collapse + Reply 23 Retweet * Favorite *** More 22h 99 RETWEETS 129 FAVORITES 12:26 PM - 12 Jun 13 · Details Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump Your insults need work. Here's one l've been working on: "Every picture you post of yourself is a dick pic." See? Collapse + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite *** More 22h 164 400 FAVORITES RETWEETS 12:28 PM - 12 Jun 13 · Details Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump I can't resist hitting lightweight @DannyZuker verbally when he starts up because he is just.so pathetic and easy (stupid)! E Retweeted by Danny Zuker Collapse + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite ** More 21h 37 24 RETWEETS FAVORITES Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump Since you're unable to manufacture decent comebacks maybe you could outsource the job to China. #LOL #Trumpelstiltskin 21h Collapse + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite •** More 197 468 RETWEETS FAVORITES Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Lightweight @DannyZuker is too stupid to see that China (and others) is destroying the U.S. economically and our leaders are helpless! SAD. E Retweeted by Danny Zuker Collapse + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite ** More 16h 67 39 FAVORITES RETWEETS Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump I'm def too stupid to see how manufacturing your shitty clothes in China while you bloviate about them isn't hypocritical. 16h Collapse + Reply 23 Retweet * Favorite ** More 146 328 RETWEETS FAVORITES Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump I've been warning about China since as early as the 80's. No one wanted to listen. Now our country is in real trouble. #TimetoGetTough E Retweeted by Danny Zuker 12 Jun Collapse + Reply 23 Retweet * Favorite ** More 123 389 FAVORITES RETWEETS 8:47 AM - 12 Jun 13 Details 12 Jun Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump You've always been tough on China, sir. Particularly the children who make your shitty clothes. pic.twitter.com/6dp2omL1hZ O Hide photo + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite * More TRON 32733 CHINA DONALD J. TRUMP SIGNATURE COLLECTIONE cassyphace: thingstolovefor: This guy is running for president? #Hate it! his comebacks read like a middle school boy on a message board for the first time?
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marauders4evr: cassyphace: thingstolovefor: This guy is running for president? #Hate it! his comebacks read like a middle school boy on a message board for the first time? I lost it at Trumpelstiltskin! : Donald J. Trump O Follow @realDonaldTrump Just tried watching Modern Family - written by a moron, really boring. Writer has the mind of a very dumb and backward child. Sorry Danny! Reply 13 Retweet Favorite . More 140 98 20 RETWEETS FAVORITES Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump Doesn't like the show I work on but then we've 15h never tested well with the racist, hypocritical, multiple bankruptcy demo. Collapse + Reply ta Retweet * Favorite *** More 452 215 RETWEETS FAVORITES Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump "@Leigh26Heather: @realDonaldTrump WHO ON EARTH IS DANNY ZUKER????!!!!" A lightweight moron who only gets attention by attacking Trump. E Retweeted by Danny Zuker Collapse + Reply 23 Retweet * Favorite •** More 15h 32 RETWEETS 26 FAVORITES Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump .@DannyZuker Danny--You're a total loser! E Retweeted by Danny Zuker Collapse + Reply 23 Retweet * Favorite *** More 22h 99 RETWEETS 129 FAVORITES 12:26 PM - 12 Jun 13 · Details Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump Your insults need work. Here's one l've been working on: "Every picture you post of yourself is a dick pic." See? Collapse + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite *** More 22h 164 400 FAVORITES RETWEETS 12:28 PM - 12 Jun 13 · Details Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump I can't resist hitting lightweight @DannyZuker verbally when he starts up because he is just.so pathetic and easy (stupid)! E Retweeted by Danny Zuker Collapse + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite ** More 21h 37 24 RETWEETS FAVORITES Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump Since you're unable to manufacture decent comebacks maybe you could outsource the job to China. #LOL #Trumpelstiltskin 21h Collapse + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite •** More 197 468 RETWEETS FAVORITES Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Lightweight @DannyZuker is too stupid to see that China (and others) is destroying the U.S. economically and our leaders are helpless! SAD. E Retweeted by Danny Zuker Collapse + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite ** More 16h 67 39 FAVORITES RETWEETS Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump I'm def too stupid to see how manufacturing your shitty clothes in China while you bloviate about them isn't hypocritical. 16h Collapse + Reply 23 Retweet * Favorite ** More 146 328 RETWEETS FAVORITES Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump I've been warning about China since as early as the 80's. No one wanted to listen. Now our country is in real trouble. #TimetoGetTough E Retweeted by Danny Zuker 12 Jun Collapse + Reply 23 Retweet * Favorite ** More 123 389 FAVORITES RETWEETS 8:47 AM - 12 Jun 13 Details 12 Jun Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump You've always been tough on China, sir. Particularly the children who make your shitty clothes. pic.twitter.com/6dp2omL1hZ O Hide photo + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite * More TRON 32733 CHINA DONALD J. TRUMP SIGNATURE COLLECTIONE marauders4evr: cassyphace: thingstolovefor: This guy is running for president? #Hate it! his comebacks read like a middle school boy on a message board for the first time? I lost it at Trumpelstiltskin!
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cassyphace: thingstolovefor: This guy is running for president? #Hate it! his comebacks read like a middle school boy on a message board for the first time? : Donald J. Trump O Follow @realDonaldTrump Just tried watching Modern Family - written by a moron, really boring. Writer has the mind of a very dumb and backward child. Sorry Danny! Reply 13 Retweet Favorite . More 140 98 20 RETWEETS FAVORITES Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump Doesn't like the show I work on but then we've 15h never tested well with the racist, hypocritical, multiple bankruptcy demo. Collapse + Reply ta Retweet * Favorite *** More 452 215 RETWEETS FAVORITES Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump "@Leigh26Heather: @realDonaldTrump WHO ON EARTH IS DANNY ZUKER????!!!!" A lightweight moron who only gets attention by attacking Trump. E Retweeted by Danny Zuker Collapse + Reply 23 Retweet * Favorite •** More 15h 32 RETWEETS 26 FAVORITES Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump .@DannyZuker Danny--You're a total loser! E Retweeted by Danny Zuker Collapse + Reply 23 Retweet * Favorite *** More 22h 99 RETWEETS 129 FAVORITES 12:26 PM - 12 Jun 13 · Details Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump Your insults need work. Here's one l've been working on: "Every picture you post of yourself is a dick pic." See? Collapse + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite *** More 22h 164 400 FAVORITES RETWEETS 12:28 PM - 12 Jun 13 · Details Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump I can't resist hitting lightweight @DannyZuker verbally when he starts up because he is just.so pathetic and easy (stupid)! E Retweeted by Danny Zuker Collapse + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite ** More 21h 37 24 RETWEETS FAVORITES Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump Since you're unable to manufacture decent comebacks maybe you could outsource the job to China. #LOL #Trumpelstiltskin 21h Collapse + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite •** More 197 468 RETWEETS FAVORITES Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Lightweight @DannyZuker is too stupid to see that China (and others) is destroying the U.S. economically and our leaders are helpless! SAD. E Retweeted by Danny Zuker Collapse + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite ** More 16h 67 39 FAVORITES RETWEETS Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump I'm def too stupid to see how manufacturing your shitty clothes in China while you bloviate about them isn't hypocritical. 16h Collapse + Reply 23 Retweet * Favorite ** More 146 328 RETWEETS FAVORITES Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump I've been warning about China since as early as the 80's. No one wanted to listen. Now our country is in real trouble. #TimetoGetTough E Retweeted by Danny Zuker 12 Jun Collapse + Reply 23 Retweet * Favorite ** More 123 389 FAVORITES RETWEETS 8:47 AM - 12 Jun 13 Details 12 Jun Danny Zuker @DannyZuker .@realDonaldTrump You've always been tough on China, sir. Particularly the children who make your shitty clothes. pic.twitter.com/6dp2omL1hZ O Hide photo + Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite * More TRON 32733 CHINA DONALD J. TRUMP SIGNATURE COLLECTIONE cassyphace: thingstolovefor: This guy is running for president? #Hate it! his comebacks read like a middle school boy on a message board for the first time?
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iwishonagoldensnitch: guccier: metalendlessdark: step-brotherff: ang-gandako: AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …and it only gets worse from there. ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of badLuck if you do not forward.SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go outTo eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward. why the fuck do Capricorns get 24 years! i must…. just for the 16 years… no guys you understand how true this…my personality is like EXACTLy how virgo described it accurate for Gemini lol : CAPRICORN 12/21-1/20 SAGITTARIUS 11/22-12/21 AQUARIUS 120-2/20 SCORPIO TAURUS 4/21-5/21 723-8/23 CANCER 6/21-7/23 GEMINI 5/21-6/21 10/23-11/22 PISCES 2/20-3/21 IBRA 9123-10/23 ARIES 3/21-4/20 VIRGO 8/23-9/23 LEO iwishonagoldensnitch: guccier: metalendlessdark: step-brotherff: ang-gandako: AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …and it only gets worse from there. ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of badLuck if you do not forward.SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go outTo eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward. why the fuck do Capricorns get 24 years! i must…. just for the 16 years… no guys you understand how true this…my personality is like EXACTLy how virgo described it accurate for Gemini lol
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