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Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
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Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness: webelieveinyoukris Being gay is natural? Okay You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn't just about religion or t simple common sense. Bei ing gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn't even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow "thing to have children. That's a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it's not a real penis or vagina, then it's fucking false and you're just opinionated by dumb facts. I'm done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye yeinns Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend queercakes just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn't we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own govenment or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing won't their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn't it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn't that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, fioating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don't fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a arge group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so wouldn't they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people's, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon fieldbears Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: i too have these questions hellisbucky Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn fieldbears Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I'm coming with you singoallala random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon* jezunya I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in fioating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island) homieomorphism Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hetero Nation attacked Source:webelieveinyoukris #just. …like DUDE #also i love how absokuteky zero of this post's replies actually explain to op hiw they were dumb #instead they built the premise of a tv show that frankly needs to be funded asap 435,477 notes Sometimes a post is so freaking dumb that the only response is ridiculousness
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<p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548979694/asprodente-oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548715274/oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down-play-by-play-1" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Oh boy, let me break this down play-by-play.</p> <p>1. Seems to only have a problem with popular theories that paint certain women in bad spotlights.</p> <p>2. Is so opinionated that she will sacrifice a business opportunity to assert her self righteousness.</p> <p>3. Knowingly and intentionally applies a sexist hiring code and thinks that’s a good thing.</p> <p>4. “I try to create an environment that isn’t intimidating. It’s totally not a place of judgement.” … the previous points with that speak the irony for themselves.</p> <p>5. Focuses on the annoying actions of men, supposedly “never” having experienced women doing so. </p> <p>6. Uses the term “mansplain”, which is just a gendered form of ‘condescend’. </p> <p>7. To drive it home, she then addresses men specifically when stating how not to act. If the action were a problem for her by itself, she would denounce the action, but she makes it clear, her problem is not with the action, it’s with men. </p> <p>Pretentious, unaware, and sexist. </p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Noisey/videos/1858662014154353/">[Here’s the post, by the way.]</a></p><p>The comments are <i>great</i> themselves, of course.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="461"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b8c4046c63c0c989d38930b36f89d793/tumblr_inline_p6lpxokQIj1qhuau5_540.png" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="461"/></figure><p>The two genders are misogynist and misandrist. If you don’t hate men, you must hate women.</p></blockquote> <p>“If you dislike this woman it has nothing to do with the fact that she’s a smug pretentious bitch with the personality of a wasp nest and everything to do with the fact that you hate women!“</p>: More Videos Noisey March 14 at 1:01 PM 900 VIDEO STORE DAY Not only is it not true, it akes you look like an idiot. 3:45 HD 3 tips on what NOT to do in record stores. 00O 1.9K Comments 926 Shares Like Comment Share <p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548979694/asprodente-oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548715274/oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down-play-by-play-1" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Oh boy, let me break this down play-by-play.</p> <p>1. Seems to only have a problem with popular theories that paint certain women in bad spotlights.</p> <p>2. Is so opinionated that she will sacrifice a business opportunity to assert her self righteousness.</p> <p>3. Knowingly and intentionally applies a sexist hiring code and thinks that’s a good thing.</p> <p>4. “I try to create an environment that isn’t intimidating. It’s totally not a place of judgement.” … the previous points with that speak the irony for themselves.</p> <p>5. Focuses on the annoying actions of men, supposedly “never” having experienced women doing so. </p> <p>6. Uses the term “mansplain”, which is just a gendered form of ‘condescend’. </p> <p>7. To drive it home, she then addresses men specifically when stating how not to act. If the action were a problem for her by itself, she would denounce the action, but she makes it clear, her problem is not with the action, it’s with men. </p> <p>Pretentious, unaware, and sexist. </p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Noisey/videos/1858662014154353/">[Here’s the post, by the way.]</a></p><p>The comments are <i>great</i> themselves, of course.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="461"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b8c4046c63c0c989d38930b36f89d793/tumblr_inline_p6lpxokQIj1qhuau5_540.png" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="461"/></figure><p>The two genders are misogynist and misandrist. If you don’t hate men, you must hate women.</p></blockquote> <p>“If you dislike this woman it has nothing to do with the fact that she’s a smug pretentious bitch with the personality of a wasp nest and everything to do with the fact that you hate women!“</p>
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unf0rgivingly: This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life: hannah @lovecloud I told my boyfriend to write me an essay on why I should blow him 00 AT&T LTE 7:58 PM 89% 8 MAN CANDY I want a persuasive essay with a strong thesis statement written in MLA format on why l should suck your dick Due by midnight tonight I'll fucking do it. Do it Ok. By text or email? Email Gotchu. Jose Alvarez Dr. Hannah Smith GF STUDIES PO1 December 27 2016 A Short but Thorough Analysis on Why You Should Blow Me To blow, or not to blow? This is a parody of the wel echoed Shakespearean proverb that gauges the pros and cons and consequential successes and failures (the latter of which is indisputably improbable) of giving me a blowjob. As the author, whom henceforth will be referred to for general commentary as I or me, have taken a contrarian stance on the hyperbolized disadvantages of giving me a blowjob, I will, in strictly heterosexual dialogue, support my argument by addressing the benefits of having my skin flute played orally. The aforementioned benefits are as follows: increased receptivity for the blowing of the other partner, positive increase on women's self-esteem, and the enrichment of intimacy between men and women who partake in oral sex It goes without saying that in order to be healthy; a person must eat well, exercise moderately, sleep a generous amount, and last but not least, have regularly sex. There is overwhelming evidence supported by countless scientists that links the performance of sex to better health. But where does oral sex benefit me? Why should you blow me? I'm not selfish, and this excerpt from The Evolution of Sexuality from Oakland University proves that blowing me is not only beneficial for me but for you as wel "Men who report performing more mate retention behaviors, in general, and more benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors, in particular; also report greater interest in, and more time spent, performing oral sex on theii female partner Likewise, women who report performing more benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors also report greater interest in, and moretme spent, performing oral sex on their male partner -but this relationship is stronger for men." The aforementioned only reinforces my point that blowing me serves to greatly encourage a more diverse repertoire in bed Performing the act of fellatio on your amazing boyfriend surely includes you in the beneficiary. Recent studies and polls have found that there is indeed a correlation concerning th frequency of knob gobbling and a woman's improved self- esteem. According to the June 2011 issue of The Journal of Adolescent Health, researchers at John Hopkins Bloomberg School of Health conducted a poll, of which the results found that sexual pleasure augments healthy psychological and social development. Researcher Adena Galinsky, Ph.D.'s studies in the poll concluded that the receiving and performing of oral se improved a woman's self-esteem, autonomy, and empathy. Isn't sucky fucky amazing? The frequency of oral sex and intimacy goes hand in hand. I uncontestably declare that sex with foreplay will always eclipse sex lacking thereof. Here's what journalist Gigi Engel from Elite Daily has to say; "Ifyou 're giving a blowjob, you 're serving this other person with no guarantee that you ll receive the same satisfaction. You're giving up your pleasure -and perhaps suffering some discomfort -for the sake of making someone else happy. You 're valuing another person 's pleasure above your own." Giving me brain literally fosters a stronger chain of love, admiration, loyalty, and empathy between both of us. If both opinionated journalists and empirical scientists subscribe to this idea, then surely giving me a blowjob rewards not only me, but you as well Giving me a blowjob is thus proven to encourage a healthier sexual and emotional state. These three points are fueled by both reason and logic, and in my opinion, are substantial evidence to the welfare of my dick. In conclusion,I plead with to whom this essay is explicitly written, that you should smoke my penis. The end. unf0rgivingly: This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life
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in my opinion, this was the worst pickup in Lakers history because not only did he barely even play a game for us and had reoccurring back problems, but we also gave away multiple future draft picks that still have an impact on our future. 😫😤 WhatsLifeDoe _____________________________________________________ Lakers Lalakers TeamLakers LonzoBall JordanClarkson JuliusRandle BrandonIngram TheFuture LakersNews LakersGame Kobe KobeBryant BlackMamba Mamba lebronjames Basketball NBA Laker4Life LakersAllDay michaeljordan GOAT LakerNation GoLakers legend @1ngram4 @jordanclarksons @zo @juliusrandle30 @ivicazubac @larrydn7 @kobebryant shaq drake spikelee NBA nbaallstar @mettaworldpeace37: STEVE NASH BELIKE NBAMEMES SOI GET COURT SIDESEATS AND 10 MILLION DOLLARS? BEST. CONTRACT, LEVER in my opinion, this was the worst pickup in Lakers history because not only did he barely even play a game for us and had reoccurring back problems, but we also gave away multiple future draft picks that still have an impact on our future. 😫😤 WhatsLifeDoe _____________________________________________________ Lakers Lalakers TeamLakers LonzoBall JordanClarkson JuliusRandle BrandonIngram TheFuture LakersNews LakersGame Kobe KobeBryant BlackMamba Mamba lebronjames Basketball NBA Laker4Life LakersAllDay michaeljordan GOAT LakerNation GoLakers legend @1ngram4 @jordanclarksons @zo @juliusrandle30 @ivicazubac @larrydn7 @kobebryant shaq drake spikelee NBA nbaallstar @mettaworldpeace37

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Even legends like Wachowski experienced the same tremendous struggle as every transgender person. Hearing this message from a trans adult, someone who's made it, who is talented and successful, is very important in my opinion. It’s important for all trans, as well as for all LGBTQA out there. The world is a terrifying place right now and the issues we the queer kids struggling with every day have been made worse by society’s ignorance, hatred and fear. It’s nice to know you’re not alone and there are people who accept you, valuing you and understand how you feel. LGBT LGBTUN rainbownation rainbow_nation_us trans Transgender LanaWachowsky MTF NonBinary acceptance LGBTPride LGBTSupport Homosexual GayPride Lesbian Gay Pansexual GenderEquality GenderFluid Questioning Asexual Bisexual Androgyne Agender GenderQueer Intersex: Years later l [found] the courage to admit that lam transgender and th doesn't mean that I am unlovable LANA WACHOWSKI RITER, DIRECTOR, PRODUCER LGBT NITED Even legends like Wachowski experienced the same tremendous struggle as every transgender person. Hearing this message from a trans adult, someone who's made it, who is talented and successful, is very important in my opinion. It’s important for all trans, as well as for all LGBTQA out there. The world is a terrifying place right now and the issues we the queer kids struggling with every day have been made worse by society’s ignorance, hatred and fear. It’s nice to know you’re not alone and there are people who accept you, valuing you and understand how you feel. LGBT LGBTUN rainbownation rainbow_nation_us trans Transgender LanaWachowsky MTF NonBinary acceptance LGBTPride LGBTSupport Homosexual GayPride Lesbian Gay Pansexual GenderEquality GenderFluid Questioning Asexual Bisexual Androgyne Agender GenderQueer Intersex
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Holy shit what is wrong with people, this just happened in my comments. This is an adult, who is trying to tell a 16 year old on the internet to choke. Like holy crap dude calm down. Also you keep rambling about how educated you are and your degree in grammar, but you used the wrong form of you're. Seriously people are fucking crazy and getting away with it cause it's the internet, I'm not tolerating that anymore. If I see some fucked up shit in the comments I'm gonna put it out there, cause it's not okay for a grown man to tell a 16 year old to choke and insult their sexuality for having a different opinion I did not sign up for this, I'm trying to post some memes, I really wish everyone in the comments would stop fighting. Why don't people in the compliments ever compliment me each other. Just once I wish I would look in the comments and see something like @ random person I really like your haircut.: probably look like 14m Reply leo_the_kid__@angelinag 73 your name says it all.. angeliNAG ..your a bored nag .it's typing on a cellphone not an essay and your not a teacher your a 16 yr old lesbian who's secretly insecure about being a lesbian so you have to make sure everyone knows your a lesbian like every other 16 yr old lesbian. Until you have a degree in grammar fuck off until then tho I'll write you're on a bunch of balls and throw them out you constantly so you can understand how annoying your grammar corrections are..PS I can guarantee l'm much more educated then you are..I just type quickly on phones..l hope you choke on your grapefruit and black coffee your having for breakfast..nerd 13m Reply Holy shit what is wrong with people, this just happened in my comments. This is an adult, who is trying to tell a 16 year old on the internet to choke. Like holy crap dude calm down. Also you keep rambling about how educated you are and your degree in grammar, but you used the wrong form of you're. Seriously people are fucking crazy and getting away with it cause it's the internet, I'm not tolerating that anymore. If I see some fucked up shit in the comments I'm gonna put it out there, cause it's not okay for a grown man to tell a 16 year old to choke and insult their sexuality for having a different opinion I did not sign up for this, I'm trying to post some memes, I really wish everyone in the comments would stop fighting. Why don't people in the compliments ever compliment me each other. Just once I wish I would look in the comments and see something like @ random person I really like your haircut.
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watch1burn1 returns! I think we enjoyed both these movies more than the general audience. I've always been a huge X-Men fan, but today, Thor wins. To us, Thor edged out since James has the biggest crush on Natalie Portman and because Loki is my FAVorite MCU villain. - - But in all seriousness, 'Thor' just had a more linear plot, easier to follow, and it had the whole "Fish out of water" storyline. With X-Men, I don't think they spent enough time with the main characters: Professor X and Wolverine. Which was understandable, since they tried to cram in too many heroes and villains. This is just my opinion. - - Thor- IMDB - 7.0 RT - 77% X-Men - IMDb - 7.4 RT - 81% - - GeekFaction thenerdybros Trendy wonderwoman fla sh superman JusticeLeague Batman thedarkknight nightwing like4like instagood DC marvel comics superhero Fandom marvel detectivecomics warnerbros superheroes theherocentral lotr avengers starwars justiceleague harrypotter: Burn One Watch One NERDY BROS Thor 2011 X-Men 2000 watch1burn1 returns! I think we enjoyed both these movies more than the general audience. I've always been a huge X-Men fan, but today, Thor wins. To us, Thor edged out since James has the biggest crush on Natalie Portman and because Loki is my FAVorite MCU villain. - - But in all seriousness, 'Thor' just had a more linear plot, easier to follow, and it had the whole "Fish out of water" storyline. With X-Men, I don't think they spent enough time with the main characters: Professor X and Wolverine. Which was understandable, since they tried to cram in too many heroes and villains. This is just my opinion. - - Thor- IMDB - 7.0 RT - 77% X-Men - IMDb - 7.4 RT - 81% - - GeekFaction thenerdybros Trendy wonderwoman fla sh superman JusticeLeague Batman thedarkknight nightwing like4like instagood DC marvel comics superhero Fandom marvel detectivecomics warnerbros superheroes theherocentral lotr avengers starwars justiceleague harrypotter

watch1burn1 returns! I think we enjoyed both these movies more than the general audience. I've always been a huge X-Men fan, but today, T...

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