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Increasingly verbose sonic: gotta go fast it is essential for you to move swiftly it is of utmost importance that your body be travelling across the land at a speed one would consider significantly higher than average you as an entity within our planet must have forces exerted on yourself in order to propel yourself forward in a manner one could describe as rapid or prompt, as it is vital to our existance! for without such 'speed' one would fail to assert our right as the entity in this planet most capable of propelling one's self using the bones and flesh to accellerate at a rapid pace! in the physical plane of existance, our universe has many 'forces' (an interaction that will change the motion of an object when unopposed). as you serve a physical presence in this universe then one can casily conclude that forces will impose an action upon the carbon based life form we will now refer to as 'you' (a multi cell organism, notable for being a spiny mammal in the subfamily of "Erinaceinae" and of a shade of blue - most unusual for an organism belonging to this family). as such, perhaps you have already come to the same conclusion as i. for you see, we must not resist these forces. rather, we must use them to our advantage! you may not be aware but you are in posession of a weight-bearing and locomotive anatomical structure we refer to as 'legs' ! truly a blessing, a miracle of life! one must pause to appreciate such wonders, and how we we came to be. but i digress your 'legs' are capable of converting energy from your organisms energy storages to direct force! this results in momentum, through the 'inverted pendulum' gait in which you as a carbon based life form is capable of propelling yourself with! but this is not enough! we must exert as much force as possible, converting all avaliable energy sources and pushing yourself with as much forces as possible! you will ache! you will be sore! but there is an age-old saying among creatures such as yourself - "no pain, no gain". this statement is likely a jest taking the physical pain set off by your incredible momentum which ultimately results in a benefit for yourself - for with progress comes pain! there is no alternative, but this is your goal in life. by why must we as a physical being be travelling over the surface of this planet at such velocity? we hold a title that is significant to other creatures, a meaningless self-esteem boosting which without we are nothing! it is unfortunate but this is the way of life. we are imperfect creatures and we crave attention! there are those who claim otherwise but they are wrong. but this is what our meaning in life is. to be swift and claim our title of the being in this planet capable of moving at what is currently greater than any other creature. of the billions of creatures in this universe, we are able to hurtle through this planet's atmosphere at a greater velocity! oh what a title! oh what a claim! with this achievement we will truly be remembered forever, and our life may have some meaning. Increasingly verbose sonic

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Burger King is now officially the Fast Food chain of choice for trans women worldwide: DOCTOR: Burger King's 'Impossible Burger' Has 18 Million Times More Estrogen Than Regular Whopper Burger King's Impossible Burger may cause men to grow breasts. 9 by TOM PAPPERT December 23, 2019 f Share on Facebook y Share on Twitter A doctor recently broke down the facts behind Burger King's vegan Impossible Burger, discovering that it may not be a healthier option when it comes to caloric or protein intake, and that it has a whopping 18 million times more estrogen than a standard Whopper. Finally, the doctor explains the radically high amount of estrogen featured in each burger. "The impossible whopper has 44 mg of estrogen and the whopper has 2.5 ng of estrogen," wrote Strangle. "That means an impossible whopper has 18 million times as much estrogen as a regular whopper." He went on to compare the level of estrogen in the Impossible Burger to soy milk, writing that eating four of the vegetable burgers daily would result in a human male growing breasts: Just six glasses of soy milk per day has enough estrogen to grow boobs on a male. That's the equivalent of eating four impossible whoppers per day. You would have to eat 880 pounds of beef from an implanted steer to equal the amount of estrogen in one birth control pill. In short, the Impossible Burger is a genetically modified organism filled with calorie-dense oils that can make a man grow breasts if eaten in sufficient quantity. Burger King is now officially the Fast Food chain of choice for trans women worldwide
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must travel speed: gotta go fast it is essential for you to move swiftly it is of utmost importance that your body be travelling across the land at a speed one would consider significantly higher than average you as an entity within our planet must have forces exerted on yourself in order to propel yourself forward in a manner one could describe as rapid or prompt, as it is vital to our existance! for without such 'speed' one would fail to assert our right as the entity in this planet most capable of propelling one's self using the bones and flesh to accellerate at a rapid pace! in the physical plane of existance, our universe has many 'forces" (an interoction that will change the motion of an object when unopposed). as you serve a physical presence in this universe then one can easily conclude that forces will impose an action upon the carbon based life form we will now refer to as 'you' (a multi cell organism, notable for being a spiny mammal in the subfamily of "Erinaceinae" and of e shade of blue - most unusual for an organism belonging to this family). as such, perhaps you have already come to the same conclusion as i. for you see, we must not resist these forces. rather, we must use them to our advantagel you may not be aware but you are in posession of a weight-bearing and locomotive anatomical structure we refer to as "legs' I truly a blessing, a miracle of lifel one must pause to appreciate such wonders, and how we we came to be. but i digress your 'legs' are capable of converting energy from your organisms energy storages to direct forcel this results in momentum, through the 'inverted pendulum' gait in which you es a carbon based life form is capable of propelling yourself with but this is not enought we must exert as much force as possible, converting all evalieble energy sources and pushing yourself with as much forces as possiblel you will achel you will be sorel but there is an age-old seying among creatures such as yourself - "na pain, no gain". this statement is likely a jest taking the physical pain set off by your incredible momentum which ultimately results in a benefit for yourself - for with progress comes paint there is no elternative, but this is your goal in life. by why must we es a physicel being be trovelling over the surfoce of this planet et such velocity? we hold a title that is significant to other creatures, a meaningless self-esteem boosting which without we are nothing it is unfortunate but this is the way of life. we are imperfect creatures and we creve attention! there are those who claim otherwise but they are wrong. but this is what our meaning in life is. to be swift and elaim our title of the being in this planet capable of moving at what is currently greater than any other ereature. of the billions of creatures in this universe, we are able to hurtle through this planet's atmosphere at a greater velocity! oh what a titlel oh what a claim! with this achievement we will truly be remembered forever, end our life mey heve some meaning. must travel speed

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[Cowboy Bebop Spoilers] DO leave things in the fridge: THE WRAITH UNIDENTIFIED FUNGAL THE VIRGIN NORMAL REFRIGERATOR ORGANISM STORAGE UNIT One of the least scary Is home to a nearly indescribable Is home to boring everyday food- things in existence Spike Spiegel fears no man, but this...THING...it SCARES him Eldritch Abomination whose food- stuff that we've all seen countless stuff of origin has been mutated times before at local grocery stores Is generally opened at normal speed without any added special effects completely beyond recognition Is just a regular old inanimate object Whenever someone opens it, Is as sentient as they come be sure to make that someone Electrical power is a thing of the past to it and has been for an entire year do so in extremely dramatic slow-mo, complete with multiple horrifyingly detailed Gross-Up Close-Up shots Requires electrical power in Appears in standard man- order to function Its contents will kill you; try to stay Has (most of) its contents removed regularly but still doesn't even try to fight back against its owners made buildings at least 5,000 feet away from them and houses Thankfully has yet to ever actually be sighted outside of chronically neglected spaceship cargo holds, outer space itself, one of the nastiest planet- sized junkyards in the universe, and Gordon Ramsay's worst nightmares Screen-capped from Cowboy Bebop Photographed from real life IS a zombie (an alien one at that, which makes it even cooler) Isn't a zombie Is disposed of by hurling it out of an airlock into Is partially outer space, causing it to filled with Is disposed of in a landfill leave a brilliant trail of organic produce rainbow-colored mold Is completely filled with self- produced organic secretions and fungal spores particles behind itself while 2001 Space Odyssey music plays in the background Is referred to as a "fridge in the kitchen" Is referred to as a "toy in the attic" [Cowboy Bebop Spoilers] DO leave things in the fridge

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The Virgin Refrigerator vs The Wraith Eldritch Abomination That Used To Be a Refrigerator: THE WRAITH UNIDENTIFIED FUNGAL THE VIRGIN NORMAL REFRIGERATOR ORGANISM STORAGE UNIT One of the least scary Is home to a nearly indescribable Is home to boring everyday food- things in existence Spike Spiegel fears no man, but this...THING...it SCARES him Eldritch Abomination whose food- stuff that we've all seen countless stuff of origin has been mutated times before at local grocery stores Is generally opened at normal speed without any added special effects completely beyond recognition Is just a regular old inanimate object Whenever someone opens it, Is as sentient as they come be sure to make that someone Electrical power is a thing of the past to it and has been for an entire year do so in extremely dramatic slow-mo, complete with multiple horrifyingly detailed Gross-Up Close-Up shots Requires electrical power in Appears in standard man- order to function Its contents will kill you; try to stay Has (most of) its contents removed regularly but still doesn't even try to fight back against its owners made buildings at least 5,000 feet away from them and houses Thankfully has yet to ever actually be sighted outside of chronically neglected spaceship cargo holds, outer space itself, one of the nastiest planet- sized junkyards in the universe, and Gordon Ramsay's worst nightmares Screen-capped from Cowboy Bebop Photographed from real life IS a zombie (an alien one at that, which makes it even cooler) Isn't a zombie Is disposed of by hurling it out of an airlock into Is partially outer space, causing it to filled with Is disposed of in a landfill leave a brilliant trail of organic produce rainbow-colored mold Is completely filled with self- produced organic secretions and fungal spores particles behind itself while 2001 Space Odyssey music plays in the background Is referred to as a "fridge in the kitchen" Is referred to as a "toy in the attic" The Virgin Refrigerator vs The Wraith Eldritch Abomination That Used To Be a Refrigerator

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