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*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* β€œTEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* β€œWould you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* β€œUhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. β€œFrankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* β€œβ€˜Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* β€œβ€˜Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* β€œβ€˜Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* β€œβ€˜All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* β€œWait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* β€œTEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* β€œWould you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* β€œUhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. β€œFrankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* β€œβ€˜Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* β€œβ€˜Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* β€œβ€˜Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* β€œβ€˜All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* β€œWait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
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I think making @jindermahal champion is a very good decision but I don't see him having a long reign. It's a good decision because: 1. I'm sure a lot of people (including me) are tired of seeing Orton as champion. 2. Letting someone like Jinder win a major title (still sounds weird to me) totally shows smackdown is the "land of opportunities". Who had ever expected that Jinder mahal would win the WWE title after his return. But I'm gonna bet and say he drops it either at MITB or before the PPV. Probably again to Orton. jindermahal wrestling prowrestling professionalwrestling meme wrestlingmemes wwememes wwe nxt raw mondaynightraw sdlive smackdownlive tna impactwrestling totalnonstopaction impactonpop boundforglory bfg xdivision njpw newjapanprowrestling roh ringofhonor luchaunderground pwg: AGRAUITM FORGOT ME on InSTAGRAM FOR Ive Inn mint I think making @jindermahal champion is a very good decision but I don't see him having a long reign. It's a good decision because: 1. I'm sure a lot of people (including me) are tired of seeing Orton as champion. 2. Letting someone like Jinder win a major title (still sounds weird to me) totally shows smackdown is the "land of opportunities". Who had ever expected that Jinder mahal would win the WWE title after his return. But I'm gonna bet and say he drops it either at MITB or before the PPV. Probably again to Orton. jindermahal wrestling prowrestling professionalwrestling meme wrestlingmemes wwememes wwe nxt raw mondaynightraw sdlive smackdownlive tna impactwrestling totalnonstopaction impactonpop boundforglory bfg xdivision njpw newjapanprowrestling roh ringofhonor luchaunderground pwg

I think making @jindermahal champion is a very good decision but I don't see him having a long reign. It's a good decision because: 1. I'...

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Police Officer Jon Ginka was killed in a single vehicle crash on Henry Street, south of Ross Road, shortly after 2:30 am. His patrol SUV left the roadway and struck a tree, causing extensive damage. He was extricated from the vehicle and transported to a local hospital where he succumbed to his injuries a short time later. Officer Ginka had served with the Norton Shores Police Department for 10 years. He is survived by his wife and two children. Thank you Officer Ginka for your service to the community. Prayers to your family during this difficult time. pray4police p4p supportthepolice police cop hero thinblueline lawenforcement America policelivesmatter supportourtroops BlueLivesMatter sheepdogs police thankacop safetyday thankacop hugACop SupportLawEnforcement: EOW 5/10/17 MI Officer Jonathan Ginka was killed in a single vehicle crash.He served the NSPD for 10yrs.Survived wife/2 kids RIP Hero Salute ORTON SHOR POLICE Arayapolice Police Officer Jon Ginka was killed in a single vehicle crash on Henry Street, south of Ross Road, shortly after 2:30 am. His patrol SUV left the roadway and struck a tree, causing extensive damage. He was extricated from the vehicle and transported to a local hospital where he succumbed to his injuries a short time later. Officer Ginka had served with the Norton Shores Police Department for 10 years. He is survived by his wife and two children. Thank you Officer Ginka for your service to the community. Prayers to your family during this difficult time. pray4police p4p supportthepolice police cop hero thinblueline lawenforcement America policelivesmatter supportourtroops BlueLivesMatter sheepdogs police thankacop safetyday thankacop hugACop SupportLawEnforcement

Police Officer Jon Ginka was killed in a single vehicle crash on Henry Street, south of Ross Road, shortly after 2:30 am. His patrol SUV...

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Happy Birthday to my hero, John Cena β™₯️ He turned 40 today, and I find that fucking crazy, because Cena was the one who got me into wrestling as a child. I've been watching all my life because my dad had it on all the time when I was growing up, but the farthest I can remember back to when I was about 3 or 4 and the first person I ever saw on wrestling was John Cena, and from that moment on, I fell in love with Cena and wrestling. Growing up I literally had everything of Cena's, the hats, the wristbands, the headbands, the t-shirts, the chains, the jorts, the action figures and toys, the blankets, etc. Hell, I even dressed up as him for Halloween like 3 times πŸ˜‚ Basically Cena was my childhood hero and he honestly made my entire childhood. And I'll always remember the first time I saw him wrestle live back in 2008, I bought his t-shirt and threw it on so I could wear it the rest of the show, but I remember he teamed with Batista and faced Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, and Manu πŸ˜‚ I cheered for him the whole time and when he won, I exploded with happiness. But yeah, Cena is the reason why I love wrestling so much and the reason why I aspire to become a professional wrestler one day. I have the upmost respect for Cena and can't thank him enough. I hope to one meet him, and if I'm lucky enough, maybe get to wrestle him, but that be a little too out of the ball park. And even if you're not a Cena fan, you have to respect the living hell out of him β™₯️ And I will admit, I still "Let's Go Cena" at wrestling events πŸ˜‚ And I might get some hate for posting this, I don't give a fuck, I fucking love John Cena. But again, happy 40th birthday to the GOAT, John Felix Anthony Cena πŸ™Œ Hopefully he's having a good birthday right now, and is getting that birthday sex from Nikki πŸ˜‚πŸ€˜ @johncena kevinowens chrisjericho romanreigns braunstrowman sethrollins ajstyles deanambrose randyorton braywyatt jindermahal thehardyboyz charlotte shinsukenakamura samizayn johncena sashabanks brocklesnar goldberg bayley alexabliss themiz finnbalor kurtangle payback wwememes wwememe wwefunny wrestlingmemes wweraw wwesmackdown: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT JOHN CENA Happy Birthday to my hero, John Cena β™₯️ He turned 40 today, and I find that fucking crazy, because Cena was the one who got me into wrestling as a child. I've been watching all my life because my dad had it on all the time when I was growing up, but the farthest I can remember back to when I was about 3 or 4 and the first person I ever saw on wrestling was John Cena, and from that moment on, I fell in love with Cena and wrestling. Growing up I literally had everything of Cena's, the hats, the wristbands, the headbands, the t-shirts, the chains, the jorts, the action figures and toys, the blankets, etc. Hell, I even dressed up as him for Halloween like 3 times πŸ˜‚ Basically Cena was my childhood hero and he honestly made my entire childhood. And I'll always remember the first time I saw him wrestle live back in 2008, I bought his t-shirt and threw it on so I could wear it the rest of the show, but I remember he teamed with Batista and faced Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, and Manu πŸ˜‚ I cheered for him the whole time and when he won, I exploded with happiness. But yeah, Cena is the reason why I love wrestling so much and the reason why I aspire to become a professional wrestler one day. I have the upmost respect for Cena and can't thank him enough. I hope to one meet him, and if I'm lucky enough, maybe get to wrestle him, but that be a little too out of the ball park. And even if you're not a Cena fan, you have to respect the living hell out of him β™₯️ And I will admit, I still "Let's Go Cena" at wrestling events πŸ˜‚ And I might get some hate for posting this, I don't give a fuck, I fucking love John Cena. But again, happy 40th birthday to the GOAT, John Felix Anthony Cena πŸ™Œ Hopefully he's having a good birthday right now, and is getting that birthday sex from Nikki πŸ˜‚πŸ€˜ @johncena kevinowens chrisjericho romanreigns braunstrowman sethrollins ajstyles deanambrose randyorton braywyatt jindermahal thehardyboyz charlotte shinsukenakamura samizayn johncena sashabanks brocklesnar goldberg bayley alexabliss themiz finnbalor kurtangle payback wwememes wwememe wwefunny wrestlingmemes wweraw wwesmackdown
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Good promo by Orton tonight πŸ‘. I'm really happy Orton is once again our wwe champion. He's one of my all time favorites and ever since his return I've really gotten invested in him fully again. There's a lot of fresh matchups he can have with the roster as champ and after the roster shakeup I'm looking forward to seeing some of them. wwe wwememe wwememes randyorton rko theviper apexpredator braywyatt wyattfamily thewyattfamily lukeharper wrestlemania wrestlemania33 ajstyles wwechampion wwechampionship wrestler wrestling prowrestling wwefunny wweuniverse wwenetwork wwesuperstars raw smackdown smackdownlive sdlive wwesmackdown tripleh batista: IF YOU CANTBEATEM a3 JOIN EM @HEL WHO LIKES SASHA AND WHEN THE TIMINGS RIGHT SCREW EM AND IF YOU FIGHT THEM AT LTHEN YOU BETTER MAKE DAMN SURE WRESTLEMANIA FOR THE TITLE WELL THAT YOU BEAT THEIR ASS Good promo by Orton tonight πŸ‘. I'm really happy Orton is once again our wwe champion. He's one of my all time favorites and ever since his return I've really gotten invested in him fully again. There's a lot of fresh matchups he can have with the roster as champ and after the roster shakeup I'm looking forward to seeing some of them. wwe wwememe wwememes randyorton rko theviper apexpredator braywyatt wyattfamily thewyattfamily lukeharper wrestlemania wrestlemania33 ajstyles wwechampion wwechampionship wrestler wrestling prowrestling wwefunny wweuniverse wwenetwork wwesuperstars raw smackdown smackdownlive sdlive wwesmackdown tripleh batista
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Getting humiliated in 2016 sure did pay off in 2017 there's no doubt they these deals were made πŸ˜‚. As for smackdown tonight it was pretty meh imo. Orton vs styles I expected to be better but I'm sure they'll have way better matches when they actually feud in the future. wwe wwememes randyorton rko outtanowhere theviper apexpredator vincemcmahon shanemcmahon brocklesnar f5 beastincarnate paulheyman wrestlemania33 ajstyles phenomenalone thephenomenalone wrestler wrestling wrestlingmemes wweuniverse wwenetwork raw wweraw smackdown smackdownlive sdlive wwesmackdown UniversalChampion wwechampion: HEY RANDY I NEED YOU TO GET FINE JUST GIVE MEA WORLD DESTROYED BY BROCKLESNAR TITLE MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA @HE WHO LIKES SASHA HEY BROCK I NEED YOU TO FINE JUST GIVE ME A UNIVERSAL GETSQUASHED BY GOLDBERG TITLE MATCH ATWRESTLEMANIA DONE Getting humiliated in 2016 sure did pay off in 2017 there's no doubt they these deals were made πŸ˜‚. As for smackdown tonight it was pretty meh imo. Orton vs styles I expected to be better but I'm sure they'll have way better matches when they actually feud in the future. wwe wwememes randyorton rko outtanowhere theviper apexpredator vincemcmahon shanemcmahon brocklesnar f5 beastincarnate paulheyman wrestlemania33 ajstyles phenomenalone thephenomenalone wrestler wrestling wrestlingmemes wweuniverse wwenetwork raw wweraw smackdown smackdownlive sdlive wwesmackdown UniversalChampion wwechampion

Getting humiliated in 2016 sure did pay off in 2017 there's no doubt they these deals were made πŸ˜‚. As for smackdown tonight it was pretty...

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I heard a rumor that after Orton refused to face Wyatt at mania that they're gonna tease him going after the universal title. I think that'd be interesting to tease but I expect him to insert himself back into the wwe title match. Orton is an all time favorite Of mine and I'm not a fan of Wyatt at all personally. So at mania I'd like to see Orton come to his senses, turn on Wyatt, and walk out of mania as champ. Also, If Orton wins the title I'd really like to see an Orton Vs styles title feud. It's been a feud I've been looking forward to for a while. Styles has also said that Orton is his current dream match in WWE. wwe randyorton rko theviper apexpredator outtanowhere braywyatt wyattfamily thewyattfamily lukeharper followthebuzzards wrestler wrestling wrasslin prowrestling professionalwrestling prowrestler worldwrestlingfederation worldwrestlingentertainment wrestlemania33 wrestlemania wweuniverse wwenetwork raw smackdownlive smackdown wwesmackdown ajstyles phenomenal phenomenalone: CHAMPION I heard a rumor that after Orton refused to face Wyatt at mania that they're gonna tease him going after the universal title. I think that'd be interesting to tease but I expect him to insert himself back into the wwe title match. Orton is an all time favorite Of mine and I'm not a fan of Wyatt at all personally. So at mania I'd like to see Orton come to his senses, turn on Wyatt, and walk out of mania as champ. Also, If Orton wins the title I'd really like to see an Orton Vs styles title feud. It's been a feud I've been looking forward to for a while. Styles has also said that Orton is his current dream match in WWE. wwe randyorton rko theviper apexpredator outtanowhere braywyatt wyattfamily thewyattfamily lukeharper followthebuzzards wrestler wrestling wrasslin prowrestling professionalwrestling prowrestler worldwrestlingfederation worldwrestlingentertainment wrestlemania33 wrestlemania wweuniverse wwenetwork raw smackdownlive smackdown wwesmackdown ajstyles phenomenal phenomenalone

I heard a rumor that after Orton refused to face Wyatt at mania that they're gonna tease him going after the universal title. I think tha...

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