25+ Best Oscar Memes | Won Memes, Sinking Memes

Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story. xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy xxx: You're gonna love this ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time" xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those I found this on an old Git account

True, Best, and Programming: Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom "One of the best programming skills you can have is knowing when to walk away for awhile." - Oscar Godson 10:00 AM Apr 4, 2019 Buffer 424 Retweets 1.4K Likes True that!

True that!

Martin, At&t, and Oscar: CONVOCADOS 1.-AGUSTIN MARCHESİN .-JORGE SANCHEZ 2.-CARLOS VARGAS 4.-EDSON ALVAREZ 5.-GUIDO RODRIGUEZ 8.-MATEUS URIBE 1 11.-ANDRES IBARGUEN 12.-LUIS REYES 14.-NICOLAS BENEDETTI 15.-NICOLAS CASTILLO 18.-BRUNO VALDEZ 19.-EMANUEL AGUILERA 21.-HENRY MARTIN 22.-PAUL AGUILAR 23.-ANTONIO LOPEZ T&T AT&T 26.-SEBASTIAN CORDOVA 27.-OSCAR JIMENEZ 30.-RENATO IBARRA ¡Por los 3 puntos! 📋 Lista de Convocados 🦅 para el partido 🆚 Tigres

¡Por los 3 puntos! 📋 Lista de Convocados 🦅 para el partido 🆚 Tigres

England, Love, and Tumblr: apolloinjustice: asexualboner: fetuspuke: hummousexual: phampants: Artist removes 1 inch off the peak of England’s highest mountain; Brits want their inch back. It is still England’s highest mountain, but Scafell Pike is ever so slightly smaller now after an artist stole the top inch of the summit to display in a gallery. Oscar Santillan, 34, was accused of vandalism after removing the stone pinnacle of the 3,209ft Lake District peak for an exhibition in London. Ian Stephens, managing director of Cumbria Tourism, said: “This is taking the mickey and we want the top of our mountain back.” I love art This is the funniest thing I have ever seen what r they going to do just glue it back on britain: *steals artifacts from countries they colonized* countries: give those back britain: no some guy: *”steals” top of englands tallest mountain* britain: what the FUCK

Memes, Oscar Wilde, and 🤖: "Si pasas tiempo con los animales, corres el riesgo de volverte una mejor persona. 19 Oscar Wilde Corré ese riesgo sin dudarlo... elcampitorefugio.org

Corré ese riesgo sin dudarlo... elcampitorefugio.org

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: mkzmerryfriend:colehersch:ActionHE DESERVES AN OSCAR

Instagram, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Memes: Leonardo DiCaprio remembering the time he won Oscar for The Revenant: The Best Movie Lmes Remember those DiCaprio-Oscar memes? IG: Instagram.com/thebestmovielinesofficial

Remember those DiCaprio-Oscar memes? IG: Instagram.com/thebestmovielinesofficial

Eminem, Lose Yourself, and Rap: @UberFacts Eminem's "Lose Yourself" was the first rap song to ever win an Oscar for Best Original Song. However, he didn't attend the awards because he didn't think he had a chance of winning Instead, he fell asleep watching cartoons with his daughter at home. Everyone liked that Wholesome Eminem

Wholesome Eminem

Quotes, Dreams, and Oscar Wilde: Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination aSayinglmages.com OSCAR WILDE 30 Imagination Quotes to Fuel Your Wildest Dreams #sayingimages #imaginationquotes #quotes

30 Imagination Quotes to Fuel Your Wildest Dreams #sayingimages #imaginationquotes #quotes

Eminem, Lose Yourself, and Rap: @UberFacts Eminem's "Lose Yourself" was the first rap song to ever win an Oscar for Best Original Song. However, he didn't attend the awards because he didn't think he had a chance of winning Instead, he fell asleep watching cartoons with his daughter at home. Everyone liked that Wholesome Eminem

Wholesome Eminem

Funny, Lady Gaga, and Oscar Meyer: Am I doing this right? WryBry WryBry Rami Malek won a Best Actor Oscar for playing Freddie Mercury of Queen. Queen's song Radio Gaga is how Oscar winner Lady Gaga got her name. Lady Gaga once wore a dress made of meat. Oscar Meyer makes meat products. Kevin Bacon. I think so? https://t.co/65kHa6VUym

I think so? https://t.co/65kHa6VUym

Dank, 🤖, and Dog: Give this dog an Oscar

Memes, Spider, and SpiderMan: The good folks at THE OSCAR WINNING Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse sent me this illustration of my spider alter ego by artist Tony Siruno WHAT’S UP DANGER 😭😭😭🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 https://t.co/grFw2RIp5P

The good folks at THE OSCAR WINNING Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse sent me this illustration of my spider alter ego by artist Tony Siruno...

Being Alone, How To, and Time: "I think it's very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person. 3 Oscar Wilde

Jordan Peele, Tumblr, and Blog: Julia Carpenter C @juliaccarpenter Remember: Jordan Peele says he quit writing "Get Out" 20 different times. And then he finished it. And then he won the Oscar. rustandruin: I needed this.

rustandruin: I needed this.

Dank, Facebook, and Lady Gaga: LAD BIBLE WHEN LADY GAGA WAS IN UNIVERSITY.. When Lady Gaga was in university, there was a Facebook group called 'Stefani Germanotta You'll Never Be Famous'. She is now the first woman ever to win an Oscar, Grammy, BAFTA and Golden Globe in the same year 👏🏻👏🏻

Oscar: Ludovicenciando @ludovicenciando O oscar de certas pessoa Gado d+++

Gado d+++

Charlie, Work, and Back: j @LargePeas 9 Oct 2015 @CIA need my field orders dispatched im at drop point charlie oscar rodger tweet me back 30 35 CIA OCIA L- 으, Follow @LargePeas Please stop messaging us you don't work for the CIA RETWEETS LIKES 69

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic andromedes: Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

andromedes: Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Facebook, Lady Gaga, and Memes: WHEN LADY GAGA WAS IN UNIVERSITY, THERE WASA FACEBOOK GROUP CALLED "STEFANI GERMANOTTA, YOU'LL NEVER BE FAMOUS" AND NOW SHE IS THE FIRST WOMAN IN HISTORY TO WIN AN OSCAR, GRAMMY, BAFTA AND GOLDEN GLOBE ALL IN THE SAME YEAR. LAD BIB L E 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Blackpeopletwitter, Lady Gaga, and Oscar Meyer: WryBry @WryBry - 1d Rami Malek won a Best Actor Oscar for playing Freddie Mercury of Queen. Queen's song Radio Gaga is how Oscar winner Lady Gaga got her name. Lady Gaga once wore a dress made of meat. Oscar Meyer makes meat products. Kevin Bacon. 106 t1,647 6,831 High, level conspiracy. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

High, level conspiracy. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Memes, 🤖, and Oscar: Decisioni Terzo Negroni sbagliate TML Il connubio perfetto. tmlplanet drink serata ragazzi ragazze ladygaga bradleycooper oscar

Il connubio perfetto. tmlplanet drink serata ragazzi ragazze ladygaga bradleycooper oscar

Django, Django Unchained, and Leonardo DiCaprio: Leonardo DiCaprio cut his hand while the cameras were rolling on the set of Django Unchained and kept moving through the scene, never breaking character, and his real-life bloodied hand made it into the final version of the film. During one take of that scene, DiCaprio unintentionally slammed his hand into glass, creating a gash that later required stitches. But that didn't stop him from doing his job. As his hand bled quite visibly, DiCaprio kept going, even using the hand as a new dramatic prop. At one point he smears his bloodied hand over Broomhilda's face in an act of evil dominance. And Broomhilda (Kerry Washington) looks horrified as he does it. (Perhaps Washington wasn't acting!) And that was the take that director Quentin Tarantino kept in the film this man really wants his goddamn oscar lolzandtrollz: This Is Why He Is The Best

lolzandtrollz: This Is Why He Is The Best

Movies, Best, and Buzzfeed: BuzzFeed o @BuzzFeed There Are 91 Best Picture Oscar Winners, And I'll Be Impressed If You Can Name Just 10 91 Movies Have Won The Oscar For Best Picture, But Can You Name Even 10? buzzfeed.com Good luck. Link in bio 🎬👀

Good luck. Link in bio 🎬👀

Fam, Memes, and Netflix: 22:00: - Ci guardiamo un film su Netflix? Certo! 22:13: TML Le ultime parole fam... zzz tmlplanet ladygaga bradleycooper oscar cinema notte film divano netflix dormire

Le ultime parole fam... zzz tmlplanet ladygaga bradleycooper oscar cinema notte film divano netflix dormire

Life, Girl Memes, and Acting: Where's my Oscar for acting like my life isn't falling apart I deserve them all

I deserve them all

Bitch, Memes, and 🤖: Che ti metti stasera? Non so, la prima cosa che trovo TML Bitch, I'm fabulous. (cc: @martola__) tmlplanet vestito vestiti moda abbigliamento oscar

Memes, 🤖, and Oscar: Rami Malek celebrando su Oscar por mejor actor prnncipal MORIDERISA Merecido 💪💪 humor moriderisa premiososcar

Merecido 💪💪 humor moriderisa premiososcar

Hulu, Memes, and 🤖: hulu WARD s1 Oscar, BAFTA, Golden Globe. Congrats Rami Malek on bagging the treble! 🙌🏻

Oscar, BAFTA, Golden Globe. Congrats Rami Malek on bagging the treble! 🙌🏻

Academy Awards, Academy, and Buzzfeed: BuzzFeed o @BuzzFeed Here Are The Oscar Winners At The 2019 Academy Awards Here Are The Oscar Winners At The 2019 Academy Awards buzzfeednews.com That's a wrap! See all the winners ➡️link in bio 🏆🎬

That's a wrap! See all the winners ➡️link in bio 🏆🎬

9gag, Corgi, and Memes: CORGI IS BORN MAXINE THE FLUFFY CORGI And the good boi award goes to @madmax_fluffyroad - oscars2019 oscar corgi 9gag

And the good boi award goes to @madmax_fluffyroad - oscars2019 oscar corgi 9gag

Memes, 🤖, and Drama: Pido un Oscar para "Te pasas Nico" como mejor escena de drama MORIDERISA Donde está su premio? 😂👍 humor moriderisa premiososcar

Donde está su premio? 😂👍 humor moriderisa premiososcar

Funny, Oscars, and Tank: The only Oscar I care about @tank.sinatra MADE WITH MOMUS Now I’m interested. Thanks @tank.sinatra oscars

Now I’m interested. Thanks @tank.sinatra oscars

Memes, 🤖, and Oscar: Estos efectos especiales se merecen un oScar: MORIDERISA Los mejores 😂😂 humor moriderisa premiososcar

Funny, Oscars, and Tank: The only Oscar I care about @tank.sinatra MADE WITH MOMUS Straight up oscars

Straight up oscars

Memes, Sad, and 🤖: Ese momento en el que te das cuenta que el Oscar tiene mas nalgas que tu MORIDERI Que sad 😂🙈😭 moriderisa humor premiososcar

Que sad 😂🙈😭 moriderisa humor premiososcar

Oscar, Bet, and Casemiro: Gran homenaje de Casemiro en la noche de los Oscar bet LEVAN 1UD AMSTEL etwav LaSantarde De

Movies, Buzzfeed, and Link: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed How Many Oscar-Winning Films From The Last 30 Years Have You Seen? How Many Oscar-Winning Films From The Last 30 Years Have You Seen? buzzfeed.com Only real movie heads have seen 20+ of these movies. Take the quiz ➡️ link in bio 🎥

Only real movie heads have seen 20+ of these movies. Take the quiz ➡️ link in bio 🎥

Memes, News, and The Voice: Scuola NEWS La Notte degli Oscar, il ritorno di The Voice e tanto altro in questo episodio del nostro ScuolaZooNews Trovate la versione integrale sulla nostra IG TV tg telegiornale news thevoice oscar MIUR

Joker, Memes, and Heath Ledger: On this day 10 years ago, Heath Ledger won a posthumous Oscar for his portrayal of the Joker in the Dark Knight. RIP Heath.

On this day 10 years ago, Heath Ledger won a posthumous Oscar for his portrayal of the Joker in the Dark Knight. RIP Heath.

Being Alone, Oscars, and Tumblr: LEO SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN AN OSCAR FOR THIS SCENE ALONE srsfunny: Regarding Leo And The Oscars

srsfunny: Regarding Leo And The Oscars

Memes, Best, and Acting: Kovac: "Javi has got a great stamina, he doesntget cramps, he was acting." fTrollFootball OTheFootballTroll der Best Supporting Actor Best Director Best Actor And the Oscar goes to... https://t.co/5YTVjQwPkJ

And the Oscar goes to... https://t.co/5YTVjQwPkJ

Memes, British, and 🤖: "Oscar" a cat that served on 3 warships. One German, two British, all sank in action. The cat survived each sinking, floating away on wooden planks to rescue. The cat was known as "unsinkable sam"

Courage the Cowardly Dog, Fucking, and Love: Anonymous 11/15/13(Fri)10:18 No.96828504 WON AN ACADEMY AWARD DIDN'T. How did this happen? Anonymous 11/15/13(Fri)10:20 No.96828566 hating on wallace and gromit STORY 98 KB JPG 11/15/13(Fri)10:23 No.96828634 Anonymous Animating Clay > Making cartoons. Anonymous 11/15/13(Fri)10:23 No.96828638 >talking shit about wallace and gromit 68 KB JPG the-x-button: reddyrabbit: kasaron: squeakyfoam: dayonedropped: The entire thread continued like this. as it should be You’re goddamn right. I’ll have you know I’m still nursing a 22 year old grudge against Wallace and Gromit for denying the original Courage the Cowardly Dog short the Oscar for Best Animated Short in 1995, thank you very much. It’s literally my love for stop-motion that keeps me from outright hating WG. dont FUCKING scare me like that

Memes, Emilia Clarke, and Jason Momoa: JASON MOMOA AND EMILIA CLARKE TO BIE OSCAR PRESENTERS https://t.co/YamlMdCDqT

https://t.co/YamlMdCDqT

Emilia Clarke, Jason Momoa, and Oscar: JASON MOMOA AND EMILIA CLARKE TO BIE OSCAR PRESENTERS https://t.co/YamlMdCDqT

https://t.co/YamlMdCDqT

Facts, Iron Man, and Memes: EE NEWS FACTS Brie Larson will make $5 million for playing Carol Danvers in Captain Marvel a deal that bests what Robert Downey Jr. made for Iron Man ($500,000) and what Chadwick Boseman made for Black Panther ($2 million) At first glance I was like “Whatttt!” but when you think about it, when RDJ took the role of Iron Man Hollywood didn’t want to touch him. By the time CB took the role the MCU was a universal success, and Brie Larson is an Oscar winning actress. What are your thoughts? ••• Turn on notifications + Follow: 🍿 - @MovieFacts 🤓 - @GeekFacts 🤔 - @GeekQuote

At first glance I was like “Whatttt!” but when you think about it, when RDJ took the role of Iron Man Hollywood didn’t want to touch him. By...

Children, Mark Hamill, and Best: Mark Hamill . @HamillHimself I've met countless children in hospitals over the years & this little guy was one of the best! His name is Oscar. I loved the fact that, despite not having the slightest idea of who I was, he took the time to give me a check-up & make sure l was feeling OK. Mark Hamill is one of a kind

Mark Hamill is one of a kind

Memes, Movies, and Netflix: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES FACT #1270 Amy Adams stayed in character during filming on Vice especially keeping her character's distinct voice. She would even have political debates with the director while maintaining the voice. Adams revealed that it was the first time she stayed in character throughout filming Which actors-actresses who haven't yet won deserve an Oscar?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix amyadams vice christianbale

Which actors-actresses who haven't yet won deserve an Oscar?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to th...

Dank, Memes, and Parents: Anah @Ekom_obongowo .1d Last borns when you hit them and their parents are around 41 Strange @41Strange Baby Penguin 0 55 2,333 3,191 “And the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor goes to” by SvenGz MORE MEMES

“And the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor goes to” by SvenGz MORE MEMES

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