What’s your favorite?! 🤔 https://t.co/QmyMcwGN3I
How long it takes you to get over a breakup: HIMYM Edition https://t.co/mvt3lKyLQV
Nevermind that guy, did you know that we have a new book out?! Click here to check it out: https://amzn.to/2HXVg8E
Old Facebook is damn glitchy in its video distribution these days. I'm still getting a fair few messages to commentate the royal wedding. Ye...
Boosie giving out $30 to every kid that got straight A’s on their report card 👏💯 @BOOSIEOFFICIAL https://t.co/LGNU4X6O13
"We know who you are."
Asia Argento just called out sexual predators on stage at Cannes.
“No more time to waste...start cutting the nonsense out of your life...” ✂️💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/r0nFMXO5rS
Andres Iniesta stayed out alone on the Nou Camp pitch until 1:30AM last night 😢💔 https://t.co/QDfPpjpTEm
The Problem of Trying to Evade Risqué Situation
Andreas Iniesta was out on the Camp Nou pitch til 1.30am last night taking selfies and soaking in every last second at the club despite bein...
It’s hard out here.. 😩😅 https://t.co/ffDPmJ729W
Some things NEVER change!
Me sitting in the shower trying to think of a way to get out of work tomorrow 😂
Hanging out with mom while she makes pancakes
Happy Birthday goes out to Busta Rhymes! He turned 46 today! 🎂🎈 @BustaRhymes https://t.co/re0edTdLdv
Watch out! Naked bird on a rampage! 😂😍
The Cavs show signs of life and blow out the Celtics in Game 3!
Check out the new Cyanide & Happiness PARENTING BOOK AT THIS LINK: https://www.amazon.com/Cyanide-Happiness-Guide-Parenting-Three/dp/1684150...
Happy Armed Forces Day! A HUGE Salute To All Our Patriotic Warriors Out There! 🇺🇸️
Genie Out Of The Bottle Bodypainting
Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners - George Carlin
Too accurate 😂😭 https://t.co/0bosW4bzE8
It be like this sometimes.. 🤷♂️😅 https://t.co/roBZMTzzMa
The easy way to pull out a wobbly tooth 😳😂
All dogs/puppies in our shelter can be viewed here. Any dog not being held as a stray is available for immediate, same-day adoption! Adopti...