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Tumblr, Alligator, and Blog: kermakastikeritari: starkeaton: starkeaton: Hey get out of there noclip is strictly prohibited in my home #interior crocodile alligator

Tumblr, Alligator, and Blog: kermakastikeritari:
starkeaton:

starkeaton:
Hey get out of there
noclip is strictly prohibited in my home

#interior crocodile alligator

Tumblr, Alligator, and Blog: kermakastikeritari:
starkeaton:

starkeaton:
Hey get out of there
noclip is strictly prohibited in my home

#interior crocodile alligator

kermakastikeritari: starkeaton: starkeaton: Hey get out of there noclip is strictly prohibited in my home #interior crocodile alligator

Bailey Jay, Climbing, and Creepy: 4:00:56 4:01:40 4:01:26 4:02:14 4:02:51 Sitting and Smiling #218 19,974 views 2 days ago Sitting and Smiling #217 19,961 views 4 days ago Sitting and Smiling #216 12,200 views 5 days ago Sitting and Smiling #215 12,609 views 6 days ago Sitting and Smiling #214 37,252 views 1 week ago 4:02:37 4:01:40 4:02:32 4:02:41 4:02:16 Sitting and Smiling #213 30,742 views 2 weeks ago Sitting and Smiling #212 17,316 views 3 weeks ago Sitting and Smiling #211 18,850 views 3 weeks ago Sitting and Smiling #210 19,544 views 3 weeks ago Sitting and Smiling #209 35,082 views 1 month ago 4:01:55 4:01:31 4:01:11 4:02:42 4:03:56 Sitting and Smiling #208 25,193 views 1 month ago Sitting and Smiling #207 88,097 views 1 month ago Sitting and Smiling #206 20,924 views 1 month ago Sitting and Smiling #205 17,728 views 1 month ago Sitting and Smiling #204 36,343 views 1 month ago thefingerfuckingfemalefury: phoneus: every1one: moonlandingwasfaked: jasper-rolls: today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here “This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house. You can see this happen at 2:36:30 As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“ I’m howling The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

Bailey Jay, Climbing, and Creepy: 4:00:56
4:01:40
4:01:26
4:02:14
4:02:51
Sitting and Smiling #218
19,974 views 2 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #217
19,961 views 4 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #216
12,200 views 5 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #215
12,609 views 6 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #214
37,252 views 1 week ago
4:02:37
4:01:40
4:02:32
4:02:41
4:02:16
Sitting and Smiling #213
30,742 views 2 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #212
17,316 views 3 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #211
18,850 views 3 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #210
19,544 views 3 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #209
35,082 views 1 month ago
4:01:55
4:01:31
4:01:11
4:02:42
4:03:56
Sitting and Smiling #208
25,193 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #207
88,097 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #206
20,924 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #205
17,728 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #204
36,343 views 1 month ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“
I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

Bailey Jay, Climbing, and Creepy: 4:00:56
4:01:40
4:01:26
4:02:14
4:02:51
Sitting and Smiling #218
19,974 views 2 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #217
19,961 views 4 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #216
12,200 views 5 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #215
12,609 views 6 days ago
Sitting and Smiling #214
37,252 views 1 week ago
4:02:37
4:01:40
4:02:32
4:02:41
4:02:16
Sitting and Smiling #213
30,742 views 2 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #212
17,316 views 3 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #211
18,850 views 3 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #210
19,544 views 3 weeks ago
Sitting and Smiling #209
35,082 views 1 month ago
4:01:55
4:01:31
4:01:11
4:02:42
4:03:56
Sitting and Smiling #208
25,193 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #207
88,097 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #206
20,924 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #205
17,728 views 1 month ago
Sitting and Smiling #204
36,343 views 1 month ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
phoneus:

every1one:

moonlandingwasfaked:

jasper-rolls:

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest.About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into thehouse, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar malevoice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.
You can see this happen at 2:36:30
As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“
I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

Click, Memes, and Sex: My friend is teaching elementary schoolers about sex Ed and she typed their questions out andddd If you intercourse longer is the baby born bigger? Are you sure that somebody knows how to get that baby out of there? When the PENISE is put into the VIRGINIA, does it slide in quietly or click like a key in a lock? I'm sure my mother never had nothing to do with maybe my father? I know that takes Wouldn't it be just as good if a boy had a baby for a change? 24 hours. My question is how do you stay awake? These are also gems Isn't there some other way to have a baby? Why do you have sex? sailorbrazil: blvckgeezus: muvatrillow: positive-memes: Elementary schoolers asking the real questions. Click. Intercoursing you know they make some good points

Click, Memes, and Sex: My friend is teaching elementary
schoolers about sex Ed and she typed
their questions out andddd
If you intercourse longer
is the baby born bigger?
Are you sure that somebody
knows how to get that
baby out of there?
When the PENISE is put
into the VIRGINIA, does
it slide in quietly or click
like a key in a lock?
I'm sure my mother never
had nothing to do with
maybe my father?
I know that
takes
Wouldn't it be just as
good if a boy had a baby
for a change?
24 hours. My question is
how do you stay awake?
These are also gems
Isn't there some other
way to have a baby?
Why do you have sex?
sailorbrazil:

blvckgeezus:

muvatrillow:

positive-memes:
Elementary schoolers asking the real questions.

Click.

Intercoursing

you know they make some good points

Click, Memes, and Sex: My friend is teaching elementary
schoolers about sex Ed and she typed
their questions out andddd
If you intercourse longer
is the baby born bigger?
Are you sure that somebody
knows how to get that
baby out of there?
When the PENISE is put
into the VIRGINIA, does
it slide in quietly or click
like a key in a lock?
I'm sure my mother never
had nothing to do with
maybe my father?
I know that
takes
Wouldn't it be just as
good if a boy had a baby
for a change?
24 hours. My question is
how do you stay awake?
These are also gems
Isn't there some other
way to have a baby?
Why do you have sex?
sailorbrazil:

blvckgeezus:

muvatrillow:

positive-memes:
Elementary schoolers asking the real questions.

Click.

Intercoursing

you know they make some good points

Police, Saw, and Scare: one-time-i-dreamt I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them out of there," and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit elliewilliams please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them Source: one-time-i-dreamt #queueueueueueueue 238,530 notes I was legitimately terrified

Police, Saw, and Scare: one-time-i-dreamt
I was walking around my neighborhood and
saw a bunch of police surrounding a small
house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard
the policemen barking aggressively, so
naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them
caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying
to scare them out of there," and minutes
later a bunch of furries came out the house
whimpering and shit
elliewilliams
please sign your posts with your url i refuse to
be continuously terrified of humanity by them
Source: one-time-i-dreamt
#queueueueueueueue
238,530 notes
I was legitimately terrified

Police, Saw, and Scare: one-time-i-dreamt
I was walking around my neighborhood and
saw a bunch of police surrounding a small
house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard
the policemen barking aggressively, so
naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them
caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying
to scare them out of there," and minutes
later a bunch of furries came out the house
whimpering and shit
elliewilliams
please sign your posts with your url i refuse to
be continuously terrified of humanity by them
Source: one-time-i-dreamt
#queueueueueueueue
238,530 notes
I was legitimately terrified

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael Wanted : Computer Hacker

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr
Wanted: Computer Hacker
Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
don't have your own)
OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
checking out the competition"
I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover
has been blown and we need to get out of there
If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
money because that would leave a money trail that the police
could use to track us down. However, since you are so
interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
that came from.
Michael
Re: Bakery Hack
Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
this is not ideal but it will have to do.
Michael
Wanted : Computer Hacker

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr
Wanted: Computer Hacker
Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
don't have your own)
OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
checking out the competition"
I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover
has been blown and we need to get out of there
If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
money because that would leave a money trail that the police
could use to track us down. However, since you are so
interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
that came from.
Michael
Re: Bakery Hack
Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
this is not ideal but it will have to do.
Michael
Wanted : Computer Hacker

Wanted : Computer Hacker

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael Help me hack a bakery

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr
Wanted: Computer Hacker
Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
don't have your own)
OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
checking out the competition"
I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover
has been blown and we need to get out of there
If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
money because that would leave a money trail that the police
could use to track us down. However, since you are so
interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
that came from.
Michael
Re: Bakery Hack
Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
this is not ideal but it will have to do.
Michael
Help me hack a bakery

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr
Wanted: Computer Hacker
Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
don't have your own)
OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
checking out the competition"
I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover
has been blown and we need to get out of there
If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
money because that would leave a money trail that the police
could use to track us down. However, since you are so
interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
that came from.
Michael
Re: Bakery Hack
Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
this is not ideal but it will have to do.
Michael
Help me hack a bakery

Help me hack a bakery

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael Wanted : Computer Hacker

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr
Wanted: Computer Hacker
Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
don't have your own)
OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
checking out the competition"
I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover
has been blown and we need to get out of there
If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
money because that would leave a money trail that the police
could use to track us down. However, since you are so
interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
that came from.
Michael
Re: Bakery Hack
Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
this is not ideal but it will have to do.
Michael
Wanted : Computer Hacker

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeligr
Wanted: Computer Hacker
Hi I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
e We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
don't have your own)
OIf anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
checking out the competition"
I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
will shout "RUN" That will be the signal that our cover
has been blown and we need to get out of there
If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
money because that would leave a money trail that the police
could use to track us down. However, since you are so
interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
that came from.
Michael
Re: Bakery Hack
Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is, I
could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
this is not ideal but it will have to do.
Michael
Wanted : Computer Hacker

Wanted : Computer Hacker

Boxing, Memes, and Hell: Give those retired boxers that aren't doing well financially ajob as a judge and get some of those judges that can't properly judge a fight The Hell out of there. -Boxing Memes Mom New Movement 💯💯💯 boxinglife

Boxing, Memes, and Hell: Give those retired
boxers
that aren't doing well
financially
ajob as a judge
and get some of those
judges that can't
properly judge a fight
The Hell
out of there.
-Boxing Memes
Mom
New Movement 💯💯💯 boxinglife

Boxing, Memes, and Hell: Give those retired
boxers
that aren't doing well
financially
ajob as a judge
and get some of those
judges that can't
properly judge a fight
The Hell
out of there.
-Boxing Memes
Mom
New Movement 💯💯💯 boxinglife

New Movement 💯💯💯 boxinglife

Friends, Gucci, and Tumblr: Iknow there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide, But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on gucci-flipflops:Dm for promos 💸

Friends, Gucci, and Tumblr: Iknow there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out
of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide, But I didn't.
I got to admit the truth. It turned me on
gucci-flipflops:Dm for promos 💸

Friends, Gucci, and Tumblr: Iknow there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out
of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide, But I didn't.
I got to admit the truth. It turned me on
gucci-flipflops:Dm for promos 💸

Advice, Funny, and Police: g ratchet-says-i-needed-that one-time-i-dreamt I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them out of there, and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit. elliewilliams please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them somedaythiswillbeclever people who don't read urls one-time-i-dreamt Source: one-time-i-dreamt #same #funny 212,492 notes Sep 9th, 2018 advice-animal: I always forget

Advice, Funny, and Police: g ratchet-says-i-needed-that
one-time-i-dreamt
I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police
surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the
policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And
one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them
out of there, and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the
house whimpering and shit.
elliewilliams
please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously
terrified of humanity by them
somedaythiswillbeclever
people who don't read urls
one-time-i-dreamt
Source: one-time-i-dreamt
#same
#funny
212,492 notes
Sep 9th, 2018
advice-animal:

I always forget

Advice, Funny, and Police: g ratchet-says-i-needed-that
one-time-i-dreamt
I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police
surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the
policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And
one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them
out of there, and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the
house whimpering and shit.
elliewilliams
please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously
terrified of humanity by them
somedaythiswillbeclever
people who don't read urls
one-time-i-dreamt
Source: one-time-i-dreamt
#same
#funny
212,492 notes
Sep 9th, 2018
advice-animal:

I always forget

Funny, Police, and Ratchet: ratchet-says-i-needed-that one-time-i-dreamt I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them out of there, and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit. elliewilliams please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them somedaythiswillbeclever people who don't read urls one-time-i-dreamt Source: one-time-i-dreamt #same #funny 212,492 notes Sep 9th, 2018 I always forget

Funny, Police, and Ratchet: ratchet-says-i-needed-that
one-time-i-dreamt
I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police
surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the
policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And
one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them
out of there, and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the
house whimpering and shit.
elliewilliams
please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously
terrified of humanity by them
somedaythiswillbeclever
people who don't read urls
one-time-i-dreamt
Source: one-time-i-dreamt
#same
#funny
212,492 notes
Sep 9th, 2018
I always forget

Funny, Police, and Ratchet: ratchet-says-i-needed-that
one-time-i-dreamt
I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police
surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the
policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And
one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them
out of there, and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the
house whimpering and shit.
elliewilliams
please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously
terrified of humanity by them
somedaythiswillbeclever
people who don't read urls
one-time-i-dreamt
Source: one-time-i-dreamt
#same
#funny
212,492 notes
Sep 9th, 2018
I always forget

Harry Potter, Movies, and Awkward: Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks LE l think there's a first date going on near me and it's a disaster: "You know Harry Potter?" "Not really." "The movies?" "NO "I'm a Hufflepuff." "Congrats?" GET OUT OF THERE SWEET HUFFLEPUFF. i know first dates are usually awkward... but how do you not know about Harry Potter??

Harry Potter, Movies, and Awkward: Eric Smith
@ericsmithrocks
LE
l think there's a first date going on near
me and it's a disaster:
"You know Harry Potter?"
"Not really."
"The movies?"
"NO
"I'm a Hufflepuff."
"Congrats?"
GET OUT OF THERE SWEET
HUFFLEPUFF.
i know first dates are usually awkward... but how do you not know about Harry Potter??

Harry Potter, Movies, and Awkward: Eric Smith
@ericsmithrocks
LE
l think there's a first date going on near
me and it's a disaster:
"You know Harry Potter?"
"Not really."
"The movies?"
"NO
"I'm a Hufflepuff."
"Congrats?"
GET OUT OF THERE SWEET
HUFFLEPUFF.
i know first dates are usually awkward... but how do you not know about Harry Potter??

i know first dates are usually awkward... but how do you not know about Harry Potter??

God, Fuck, and Girl Memes: LMAOOO on god get the fuck out of there PRETTYO 😂😂😂😂

God, Fuck, and Girl Memes: LMAOOO on god get the fuck out of
there
PRETTYO
😂😂😂😂

God, Fuck, and Girl Memes: LMAOOO on god get the fuck out of
there
PRETTYO
😂😂😂😂

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeli99 Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even though I only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve O We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will that came from be coming your way. There are plenty more where Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h ow this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael Wanted: Computer Hacker

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeli99
Wanted: Computer Hacker
Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even though I
only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
O We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
don't have your own)
If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
checking out the competition"
I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover
has been blown and we need to get out of there
If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
money because that would leave a money trail that the police
could use to track us down. However, since you are so
interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
that will
that came from
be coming your way. There are plenty more where
Michael
Re: Bakery Hack
Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I
could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
ow this is not ideal but it will have to do.
Michael
Wanted: Computer Hacker

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michaeli99
Wanted: Computer Hacker
Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even though I
only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
O We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
don't have your own)
If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
checking out the competition"
I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover
has been blown and we need to get out of there
If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
money because that would leave a money trail that the police
could use to track us down. However, since you are so
interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
that will
that came from
be coming your way. There are plenty more where
Michael
Re: Bakery Hack
Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I
could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? h
ow this is not ideal but it will have to do.
Michael
Wanted: Computer Hacker

Wanted: Computer Hacker

Grandma, Life, and Memes: @GimmeApenny my grandma caught my sister with a boy in her room GET OUT OF THERE AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Grandma, Life, and Memes: @GimmeApenny
my grandma caught my sister with a
boy in her room
GET OUT OF THERE AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Grandma, Life, and Memes: @GimmeApenny
my grandma caught my sister with a
boy in her room
GET OUT OF THERE AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

GET OUT OF THERE AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Memes, Trash, and Squirrel: He locked the squirrel in the trash The squirrel flew out of there! 😂 Credit: @adontrae

Memes, Trash, and Squirrel: He locked the squirrel in the trash
The squirrel flew out of there! 😂 Credit: @adontrae

Memes, Trash, and Squirrel: He locked the squirrel in the trash
The squirrel flew out of there! 😂 Credit: @adontrae

Click, Sex, and Elementary: My friend is teaching elementary schoolers about sex Ed and she typed their questions out andddd If you intercourse longer is the baby born bigger? Are you sure that somebody knows how to get that baby out of there? When the PENISE is put into the VIRGINIA, does it slide in quietly or click like a key in a lock? I'm sure my mother never had nothing to do with maybe my father? I know that takes Wouldn't it be just as good if a boy had a baby for a change? 24 hours. My question is how do you stay awake? These are also gems Isn't there some other way to have a baby? Why do you have sex? <p>Elementary schoolers asking the real questions.</p>

Click, Sex, and Elementary: My friend is teaching elementary
schoolers about sex Ed and she typed
their questions out andddd
If you intercourse longer
is the baby born bigger?
Are you sure that somebody
knows how to get that
baby out of there?
When the PENISE is put
into the VIRGINIA, does
it slide in quietly or click
like a key in a lock?
I'm sure my mother never
had nothing to do with
maybe my father?
I know that
takes
Wouldn't it be just as
good if a boy had a baby
for a change?
24 hours. My question is
how do you stay awake?
These are also gems
Isn't there some other
way to have a baby?
Why do you have sex?
<p>Elementary schoolers asking the real questions.</p>

Click, Sex, and Elementary: My friend is teaching elementary
schoolers about sex Ed and she typed
their questions out andddd
If you intercourse longer
is the baby born bigger?
Are you sure that somebody
knows how to get that
baby out of there?
When the PENISE is put
into the VIRGINIA, does
it slide in quietly or click
like a key in a lock?
I'm sure my mother never
had nothing to do with
maybe my father?
I know that
takes
Wouldn't it be just as
good if a boy had a baby
for a change?
24 hours. My question is
how do you stay awake?
These are also gems
Isn't there some other
way to have a baby?
Why do you have sex?
<p>Elementary schoolers asking the real questions.</p>

Memes, Sex, and Elementary: yana @kimyoogyeom My friend is teaching elementary schoolers about sex Ed and she typed their questions out andddd Are you sure that somebody knows how to get that baby out of there? I'm sure my mother never had nothing to do with maybe my father? Wouldn't it be just as good if a boy had a baby for a change? If you intercourse longer

Memes, Sex, and Elementary: yana
@kimyoogyeom
My friend is teaching elementary
schoolers about sex Ed and she typed
their questions out andddd
Are you sure that somebody
knows how to get that
baby out of there?
I'm sure my mother never
had nothing to do with
maybe my father?
Wouldn't it be just as
good if a boy had a baby
for a change?
If you intercourse longer

Memes, Sex, and Elementary: yana
@kimyoogyeom
My friend is teaching elementary
schoolers about sex Ed and she typed
their questions out andddd
Are you sure that somebody
knows how to get that
baby out of there?
I'm sure my mother never
had nothing to do with
maybe my father?
Wouldn't it be just as
good if a boy had a baby
for a change?
If you intercourse longer

If you intercourse longer

Barney, Memes, and Ted: Lily: Half the length of the relationship Marshall: One week for every month you were together. Robin: Exactly 10,000 drinks, however long that takes Barney: You can't measure something like this in time, there's a series of steps- from her bed to the front door. Bam! Out of there. Neeeeext! Ted: The moment you meet that person who gets you back in the game How long it takes to get over an ex: https://t.co/vxSYV01gsE

Barney, Memes, and Ted: Lily: Half the length of the relationship
Marshall: One week for every month
you were together.
Robin: Exactly 10,000 drinks, however
long that takes
Barney: You can't measure something
like this in time, there's a series of
steps- from her bed to the front door.
Bam! Out of there. Neeeeext!
Ted: The moment you meet that
person who gets you back in the
game
How long it takes to get over an ex: https://t.co/vxSYV01gsE

Barney, Memes, and Ted: Lily: Half the length of the relationship
Marshall: One week for every month
you were together.
Robin: Exactly 10,000 drinks, however
long that takes
Barney: You can't measure something
like this in time, there's a series of
steps- from her bed to the front door.
Bam! Out of there. Neeeeext!
Ted: The moment you meet that
person who gets you back in the
game
How long it takes to get over an ex: https://t.co/vxSYV01gsE

How long it takes to get over an ex: https://t.co/vxSYV01gsE

Head, Omg, and Shit: <p>I am absolutely terrified of this Toys R Us giraffe nibba. Omg, I have a burning hatred for that frickin’ giraffe. He seemed like 30 ft tall to me. Y'all know how the ceilings were like a warehouse, so to my 5 yr old self, I thought that the head was like banging against the bars up there. Thats how I remembered that thing. This shit would make me break into a cold sweat and shit my pants. I would become hysterical and Usain Bolt out of there. The fear is branded so deep into my childhood core. I must avenge myself and every child on this planet. Bc this is… Attack on Geoffrey.</p>

Head, Omg, and Shit: <p>I am absolutely terrified of this Toys R Us giraffe nibba. Omg, I have a burning hatred for that frickin’ giraffe. He seemed like 30 ft tall to me. Y'all know how the ceilings were like a warehouse, so to my 5 yr old self, I thought that the head was like banging against the bars up there. Thats how I remembered that thing. This shit would make me break into a cold sweat and shit my pants. I would become hysterical and Usain Bolt out of there. The fear is branded so deep into my childhood core. I must avenge myself and every child on this planet. Bc this is… Attack on Geoffrey.</p>

Head, Omg, and Shit: <p>I am absolutely terrified of this Toys R Us giraffe nibba. Omg, I have a burning hatred for that frickin’ giraffe. He seemed like 30 ft tall to me. Y'all know how the ceilings were like a warehouse, so to my 5 yr old self, I thought that the head was like banging against the bars up there. Thats how I remembered that thing. This shit would make me break into a cold sweat and shit my pants. I would become hysterical and Usain Bolt out of there. The fear is branded so deep into my childhood core. I must avenge myself and every child on this planet. Bc this is… Attack on Geoffrey.</p>

Memes, Ted, and The Game: Ted. Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup LilytHalf the length gf the relationship Marshall: One week for eèery month you were together obin: Exactly so0oo drinks, howeler long that takes Barne You cant measure something like this in time there's a series of sters - from her bed to the front door am! Out of there Neeext Ted.: The moment you meet that person who gets you back in the game Opinions on breakups. #HIMYM https://t.co/7byUjDjFu2

Memes, Ted, and The Game: Ted.
Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to
recover from a breakup
LilytHalf the length gf the relationship
Marshall: One week for eèery month you were together
obin: Exactly so0oo drinks, howeler long that takes
Barne You cant measure something like this in time
there's a series of sters - from her bed to the front door
am! Out of there Neeext
Ted.: The moment you meet that person who gets you
back in the game
Opinions on breakups. #HIMYM https://t.co/7byUjDjFu2

Memes, Ted, and The Game: Ted.
Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to
recover from a breakup
LilytHalf the length gf the relationship
Marshall: One week for eèery month you were together
obin: Exactly so0oo drinks, howeler long that takes
Barne You cant measure something like this in time
there's a series of sters - from her bed to the front door
am! Out of there Neeext
Ted.: The moment you meet that person who gets you
back in the game
Opinions on breakups. #HIMYM https://t.co/7byUjDjFu2

Opinions on breakups. #HIMYM https://t.co/7byUjDjFu2

Dank Memes, Yummy, and Her: When you see pieces of tissue on her bootyhole, but you still hit. Shiii, Pick That Tissue Out Of There And Chew On It Like Bubble Gum. 😋😋😋 YummY

Dank Memes, Yummy, and Her: When you see pieces of tissue on her
bootyhole, but you still hit.
Shiii, Pick That Tissue Out Of There And Chew On It Like Bubble Gum. 😋😋😋 YummY

Dank Memes, Yummy, and Her: When you see pieces of tissue on her
bootyhole, but you still hit.
Shiii, Pick That Tissue Out Of There And Chew On It Like Bubble Gum. 😋😋😋 YummY

Shiii, Pick That Tissue Out Of There And Chew On It Like Bubble Gum. 😋😋😋 YummY

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michael1979 Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you don't have your own) If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition" I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk th at will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? F kn ow this is not ideal but it will have to do. Michael me🍞 irl

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michael1979
Wanted: Computer Hacker
Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
don't have your own)
If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
checking out the competition"
I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover
has been blown and we need to get out of there
If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
money because that would leave a money trail that the police
could use to track us down. However, since you are so
interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
th
at will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
that came from
Michael
Re: Bakery Hack
Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I
could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? F
kn
ow this is not ideal but it will have to do.
Michael
me🍞 irl

Computers, Money, and Police: @Michael1979
Wanted: Computer Hacker
Hi, I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across
the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even thoughI
only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to
help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost
of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at
technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer
and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve
We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get
suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat just in case you
don't have your own)
If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a
rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just
checking out the competition"
I have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they
ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me
If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I
will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover
has been blown and we need to get out of there
If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I
will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in
money because that would leave a money trail that the police
could use to track us down. However, since you are so
interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like
the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk
th
at will be coming your way. There are plenty more where
that came from
Michael
Re: Bakery Hack
Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just
remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need
to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is,I
could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my
uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? F
kn
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me🍞 irl

Bling, Drake, and Energy: lil mama @DK T2 Saw this on VSCO...this right here, is art. DRAKE songs to listen to WHEN When youre overthinking: Too Much when you're heartbrokeni Harvins Room when you feel like a bos oGoo When you dont give a shit: Energy When youre ammin in the car IO Bands Wnen yauve come a long way: Started from the Bottom winen you miss your ex Hotine Bling When youre just like yoLo: The Motto when youjust woima get out of there : Hold on, were Going Hom When youre with you besties: CrewLove When you wanna scream n shou 😂😂❤❤❤❤

Bling, Drake, and Energy: lil mama
@DK T2
Saw this on VSCO...this right here, is
art.
DRAKE
songs to listen to
WHEN
When youre overthinking: Too Much
when you're heartbrokeni Harvins Room
when you feel like a bos oGoo
When you dont give a shit: Energy
When youre ammin in the car IO Bands
Wnen yauve come a long way: Started from the Bottom
winen you miss your ex Hotine Bling
When youre just like yoLo: The Motto
when youjust woima get out of there : Hold on, were Going Hom
When youre with you besties: CrewLove
When you wanna scream n shou
😂😂❤❤❤❤

Bling, Drake, and Energy: lil mama
@DK T2
Saw this on VSCO...this right here, is
art.
DRAKE
songs to listen to
WHEN
When youre overthinking: Too Much
when you're heartbrokeni Harvins Room
when you feel like a bos oGoo
When you dont give a shit: Energy
When youre ammin in the car IO Bands
Wnen yauve come a long way: Started from the Bottom
winen you miss your ex Hotine Bling
When youre just like yoLo: The Motto
when youjust woima get out of there : Hold on, were Going Hom
When youre with you besties: CrewLove
When you wanna scream n shou
😂😂❤❤❤❤

Celtic, Fucking, and Target: armless religious symbol dudes a fucking nazi et the fuck out of there organasrey: how to react to 2 different types of celtic cross that you might see tattooed on someones arm

Celtic, Fucking, and Target: armless
religious
symbol
dudes a
fucking
nazi
et the
fuck out
of there
organasrey:
how to react to 2 different types of celtic cross that you might see tattooed on someones arm

Celtic, Fucking, and Target: armless
religious
symbol
dudes a
fucking
nazi
et the
fuck out
of there
organasrey:
how to react to 2 different types of celtic cross that you might see tattooed on someones arm

Ass, Fam, and God: date someone that says things like: drive safe text me when ur home let's hang out w ur fam please be careful can l eat your ass how was ur day im so proud of u Honestly how do people eat ass that’s just nasty as fuck, y’all got me fucked up. Like do u not know what comes out of there, god damn

Ass, Fam, and God: date someone that says things like:
drive safe
text me when ur home
let's hang out w ur fam
please be careful
can l eat your ass
how was ur day
im so proud of u
Honestly how do people eat ass that’s just nasty as fuck, y’all got me fucked up. Like do u not know what comes out of there, god damn

Ass, Fam, and God: date someone that says things like:
drive safe
text me when ur home
let's hang out w ur fam
please be careful
can l eat your ass
how was ur day
im so proud of u
Honestly how do people eat ass that’s just nasty as fuck, y’all got me fucked up. Like do u not know what comes out of there, god damn

God, Head, and Love: I love u. I just love u ok. l've been listening to that songu were humming other day and I just can't get it out of my head. I can't get u out of there either. Text Message Send dumbdaisies: a guy literally said this so me and it is literally the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me oh my god.

God, Head, and Love: I love u. I just love u ok. l've
been listening to that songu
were humming other day and
I just can't get it out of my
head. I can't get u out of
there either.
Text Message
Send
dumbdaisies:

a guy literally said this so me and it is literally the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me oh my god.

God, Head, and Love: I love u. I just love u ok. l've
been listening to that songu
were humming other day and
I just can't get it out of my
head. I can't get u out of
there either.
Text Message
Send
dumbdaisies:

a guy literally said this so me and it is literally the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me oh my god.

dumbdaisies: a guy literally said this so me and it is literally the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me oh my god.

Shit, Smell, and Girl: Am i the only one that finds no sort of entertainment in a place like this? I mean.. The guy/girl ratio is like 4:1, You have to develop lip reading skills to communicate, The smell of cigarrette is always there, You get out of there almost deaf. And worst of all, you eel like shit the day after. Am i really the only one that dislikes this? <p>Nightclubs.</p>

Shit, Smell, and Girl: Am i the only one that
finds no sort of entertainment
in a place like this?
I mean..
The guy/girl ratio is like 4:1,
You have to develop lip reading
skills to communicate,
The smell of cigarrette
is always there,
You get out of there almost deaf.
And worst of all, you eel
like shit the day after.
Am i really the only one that
dislikes this?
<p>Nightclubs.</p>

Shit, Smell, and Girl: Am i the only one that
finds no sort of entertainment
in a place like this?
I mean..
The guy/girl ratio is like 4:1,
You have to develop lip reading
skills to communicate,
The smell of cigarrette
is always there,
You get out of there almost deaf.
And worst of all, you eel
like shit the day after.
Am i really the only one that
dislikes this?
<p>Nightclubs.</p>

Friends, Old Man, and Old People: THE PERFECT PRANK When my little brother turns twenty one I will 1 take him to a bar and get him wasted. While we are at the bar I will have a team working on his bedroom. For twenty four hours they will be painting his walls white, pulling all the stuff out of there, tiling his floor to make his room look like a hospital. Then they will set up the hospital bed, heart monitor, curtain etc. Once I hear the room is done I will put him in my car and drive to a professional make up artist to put an old man mask and other stuff to cover his body I will procide to get myself anold man mask and others for my other brother and friends. Once we are set we will all dress up as old people, put him in his realistic old man suit, then we'll put him in the hospital bed, and hook him up to a bunch of different machines. Here is the waiting of my plan, we will wait for him to wake up. We will then tell him a story about he drove home that night. He got in an accident and was in a coma for thirty years. We will see how long it takes him to figure it out. Plus his reaction will probably be priceless. <p>Haha best prank EVER!!</p>

Friends, Old Man, and Old People: THE PERFECT PRANK
When my little brother turns twenty one I will
1
take him to a bar and get him wasted. While we are
at the bar I will have a team working on his
bedroom. For twenty four hours they will be
painting his walls white, pulling all the stuff
out of there, tiling his floor to make his room
look like a hospital. Then they will set up the
hospital bed, heart monitor, curtain etc. Once I
hear the room is done I will put him in my car and
drive to a professional make up artist to put an
old man mask and other stuff to cover his body
I will procide to get myself anold man mask and
others for my other brother and friends. Once we
are set we will all dress up as old people, put
him in his realistic old man suit, then we'll
put him in the hospital bed, and hook him up to a
bunch of different machines. Here is the waiting
of my plan, we will wait for him to wake up. We
will then tell him a story about he drove home
that night. He got in an accident and was in a
coma for thirty years. We will see how long it
takes him to figure it out. Plus his reaction
will probably be priceless.
<p>Haha best prank EVER!!</p>

Friends, Old Man, and Old People: THE PERFECT PRANK
When my little brother turns twenty one I will
1
take him to a bar and get him wasted. While we are
at the bar I will have a team working on his
bedroom. For twenty four hours they will be
painting his walls white, pulling all the stuff
out of there, tiling his floor to make his room
look like a hospital. Then they will set up the
hospital bed, heart monitor, curtain etc. Once I
hear the room is done I will put him in my car and
drive to a professional make up artist to put an
old man mask and other stuff to cover his body
I will procide to get myself anold man mask and
others for my other brother and friends. Once we
are set we will all dress up as old people, put
him in his realistic old man suit, then we'll
put him in the hospital bed, and hook him up to a
bunch of different machines. Here is the waiting
of my plan, we will wait for him to wake up. We
will then tell him a story about he drove home
that night. He got in an accident and was in a
coma for thirty years. We will see how long it
takes him to figure it out. Plus his reaction
will probably be priceless.
<p>Haha best prank EVER!!</p>

Haha best prank EVER!!

Anaconda, Drugs, and Facts: Facts that can save your life. If you vomit and it looks like coffee grounds, you need to get to a hospital. You're bleeding somew The partially digested blood comes up looking like coffee grounds. here and it's reaching your stomach If you ever almost drown to the point of throwing up water or passing out, even if you feel 100% fine, get to a hospital. Your lungs can unwittingly self-fill up with fluid over the next few hours. When having a heart attack, you don't swallow asprin, you chew it. Then swallow. If you're ever somewhere really high (e.g hiking) and you hear crunchy/crinkling noises in the air and/or feel static electricity (like your hair standing up) . get out of there immediately, lightning is on it's way If you're at the beach and the ocean suddenly recedes, get to high ground. ASAP Rohypnol, the date rape drug, has a salty taste to it. Utrafacts.umblr.com keeping-up-with-the-jenners: just-the-way-youre-not: ultrafacts: Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts THIS IS SO IMPORTANT Reblogging because I care about you guys

Anaconda, Drugs, and Facts: Facts that can save your life.
If you vomit and it looks like coffee grounds,
you need to get to a hospital. You're bleeding
somew
The partially digested blood comes up looking
like coffee grounds.
here and it's reaching your stomach
If you ever almost drown to the point of
throwing up water or passing out, even if you
feel 100% fine, get to a hospital. Your lungs
can unwittingly self-fill up with fluid over the
next few hours.
When having a heart attack, you don't
swallow asprin, you chew it. Then swallow.
If you're ever somewhere really high (e.g
hiking) and you hear crunchy/crinkling noises
in the air and/or feel static electricity (like
your hair standing up) . get out of there
immediately, lightning is on it's way
If you're at the beach and the ocean suddenly
recedes, get to high ground. ASAP
Rohypnol, the date rape drug, has a salty
taste to it.
Utrafacts.umblr.com
keeping-up-with-the-jenners:

just-the-way-youre-not:

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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Anaconda, Drugs, and Facts: Facts that can save your life.
If you vomit and it looks like coffee grounds,
you need to get to a hospital. You're bleeding
somew
The partially digested blood comes up looking
like coffee grounds.
here and it's reaching your stomach
If you ever almost drown to the point of
throwing up water or passing out, even if you
feel 100% fine, get to a hospital. Your lungs
can unwittingly self-fill up with fluid over the
next few hours.
When having a heart attack, you don't
swallow asprin, you chew it. Then swallow.
If you're ever somewhere really high (e.g
hiking) and you hear crunchy/crinkling noises
in the air and/or feel static electricity (like
your hair standing up) . get out of there
immediately, lightning is on it's way
If you're at the beach and the ocean suddenly
recedes, get to high ground. ASAP
Rohypnol, the date rape drug, has a salty
taste to it.
Utrafacts.umblr.com
keeping-up-with-the-jenners:

just-the-way-youre-not:

ultrafacts:

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Beautiful, God, and Head: oh-ya: byepeasant: byepeasant: paperairplanesinflight: This is the real me, i have an extreme case of Alopecia Totalis, which is a disease caused by a lot of stress where all your head hair falls out, and may or maynot come back, and it is completely un-curable and un-treatable. i have had it since August 2010, and i am starting to develop Alopecia Universalis, which is where all your body hair comes out. But i am not ashamed of how i look. and you shouldn’t be either. I have times when i don’t feel pretty, or when i am upset that i don’t look like how people would ‘want me to’.. but i know that God made me this way for a reason, even if i don’t know the reason right now. I have learned how to be strong, and fight against my demons. I have been bullied, and told i wasn’t pretty enough.. but you know what? i don’t care what they have to say to me. i know i am beautiful, even without my hair. and if someone can’t except that.. then i don’t want them in my life. Because i have learned through all of this, that when people say “looks don’t matter” it’s so true. I may not have hair, but i know i am a beautiful person. I don’t need hair to tell me that. I have accepted that. so whenever someone tries to tell you that you are not pretty enough, don’t listen to them. because, you are beautiful, for who you are. and not for what they tell you. remember that. because i know it can be hard to think, but it’s the truth, and when you accept that.. you will be so much happier with who you are. and that’s all that really matters. 3 I’m so thankful for all the notes. you are guys are amazing 3 two years later, and my hair is slowing growing back in small patches, also this picture was taken before my eyebrows completely came out. and i want to thank anyone who has ever said a kind word to me, or took time out of there day to be my friend. i love you all so much. awe emily you are so perfect fjweoailkdsfjm

Beautiful, God, and Head: oh-ya:

byepeasant:

byepeasant:

paperairplanesinflight:

This is the real me, i have an extreme case of Alopecia Totalis, which is a disease caused by a lot of stress where all your head hair falls out, and may or maynot come back, and it is completely un-curable and un-treatable. i have had it since August 2010, and i am starting to develop Alopecia Universalis, which is where all your body hair comes out. But i am not ashamed of how i look. and you shouldn’t be either. I have times when i don’t feel pretty, or when i am upset that i don’t look like how people would ‘want me to’.. but i know that God made me this way for a reason, even if i don’t know the reason right now. I have learned how to be strong, and fight against my demons. I have been bullied, and told i wasn’t pretty enough.. but you know what? i don’t care what they have to say to me. i know i am beautiful, even without my hair. and if someone can’t except that.. then i don’t want them in my life. Because i have learned through all of this, that when people say “looks don’t matter” it’s so true. I may not have hair, but i know i am a beautiful person. I don’t need hair to tell me that. I have accepted that. so whenever someone tries to tell you that you are not pretty enough, don’t listen to them. because, you are beautiful, for who you are. and not for what they tell you. remember that. because i know it can be hard to think, but it’s the truth, and when you accept that.. you will be so much happier with who you are. and that’s all that really matters. 3

I’m so thankful for all the notes. you are guys are amazing 3

two years later, and my hair is slowing growing back in small patches, also this picture was taken before my eyebrows completely came out.
and i want to thank anyone who has ever said a kind word to me, or took time out of there day to be my friend. i love you all so much.

awe emily you are so perfect fjweoailkdsfjm

Beautiful, God, and Head: oh-ya:

byepeasant:

byepeasant:

paperairplanesinflight:

This is the real me, i have an extreme case of Alopecia Totalis, which is a disease caused by a lot of stress where all your head hair falls out, and may or maynot come back, and it is completely un-curable and un-treatable. i have had it since August 2010, and i am starting to develop Alopecia Universalis, which is where all your body hair comes out. But i am not ashamed of how i look. and you shouldn’t be either. I have times when i don’t feel pretty, or when i am upset that i don’t look like how people would ‘want me to’.. but i know that God made me this way for a reason, even if i don’t know the reason right now. I have learned how to be strong, and fight against my demons. I have been bullied, and told i wasn’t pretty enough.. but you know what? i don’t care what they have to say to me. i know i am beautiful, even without my hair. and if someone can’t except that.. then i don’t want them in my life. Because i have learned through all of this, that when people say “looks don’t matter” it’s so true. I may not have hair, but i know i am a beautiful person. I don’t need hair to tell me that. I have accepted that. so whenever someone tries to tell you that you are not pretty enough, don’t listen to them. because, you are beautiful, for who you are. and not for what they tell you. remember that. because i know it can be hard to think, but it’s the truth, and when you accept that.. you will be so much happier with who you are. and that’s all that really matters. 3

I’m so thankful for all the notes. you are guys are amazing 3

two years later, and my hair is slowing growing back in small patches, also this picture was taken before my eyebrows completely came out.
and i want to thank anyone who has ever said a kind word to me, or took time out of there day to be my friend. i love you all so much.

awe emily you are so perfect fjweoailkdsfjm

oh-ya: byepeasant: byepeasant: paperairplanesinflight: This is the real me, i have an extreme case of Alopecia Totalis, which is a disea...

Cat, Bread, and You: <p>Cat, get out of there. You are not bread. You are a cat. </p>

Cat, Bread, and You: <p>Cat, get out of there. You are not bread. You are a cat. </p>

Cat, Bread, and You: <p>Cat, get out of there. You are not bread. You are a cat. </p>

Cat, get out of there. You are not bread. You are a cat.

Crazy, Dating, and Driving: Crazy driving there, Frederick. Thanks! And it's Fred. NEW EPISODE CARTOON NETHORIK NEW EPISODE Unless we're dating, then it's Freddie . C CARTOON NETHORK Like Freddie! Buddy! Get out of there! radondoran: “And it’s Fred. Unless we’re dating, then it’s Freddie.”

Crazy, Dating, and Driving: Crazy driving there, Frederick.
Thanks! And it's Fred.
NEW EPISODE
CARTOON NETHORIK

NEW EPISODE
Unless we're dating, then it's Freddie
. C
CARTOON NETHORK

Like Freddie! Buddy! Get out of there!
radondoran:

“And it’s Fred. Unless we’re dating, then it’s Freddie.”

Crazy, Dating, and Driving: Crazy driving there, Frederick.
Thanks! And it's Fred.
NEW EPISODE
CARTOON NETHORIK

NEW EPISODE
Unless we're dating, then it's Freddie
. C
CARTOON NETHORK

Like Freddie! Buddy! Get out of there!
radondoran:

“And it’s Fred. Unless we’re dating, then it’s Freddie.”

radondoran: “And it’s Fred. Unless we’re dating, then it’s Freddie.”

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lip reading

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come on

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ugh

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href

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cat

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soda

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memes

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family

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