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College, Confidence, and Crazy: r Roast Me -1 ManyNothings 1085 points 1 day ago Oh wow look another moderately attractive giri posting on RoastMe trying to boost their ego because they think that they're too pretty to be seriously insulted. I'd talk about how much makeup you have on, but the rest of the unoriginal fucks in this thread have already brought that up, so let's move on to the gaping hole that is your clear lack of self confidence, something that no amount of makeup will ever be able to fix. Let me guess, you probably spend most of your weekend drinking at bars, which you still think starts on "Thirsty Thursday" even though you've been out of college for a few years by now. If you stick to the shadows like you have in your picture, it's probably not too hard to get picked up, especially since your crippling self-doubt keeps your standards nice and low. One night stands are most likely your forte, but hey, once in a while you go crazy and date someone for a month until they realize how completely devoid of any real personality you are, and find someone else to validate themselves. But look at the bright side, at least your slowly creeping alcoholism will bring your lifespan well below the national average permalink source save-RES hide child comments I-1 kodithegreat 160 points 1 day ago 've seen a lot of fucking insults in my time, but this one, this is the best insult I have ever seen. permalink source save-RES parent Douche_Kayak 119 points 1 day ago Shit. This was more than an insult. This was act of war. Holy shit permalink source save-RES parent
Bad, Baseball, and Books: Unusual Date Ideas 1 Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence 2. Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to futurie readers in copies of your favorite books 3. Have her dressed up as a ghost and you dress up as Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be embarrassed, and run off screaming wocka wocka wocka." 4. Create photo evidence suggesting that you went on an adventure that didn't really happen 5. Dress up as superheroes and stop at least one petty crime "ie. jaywalking, littering 6. Build forts out of furniture and blankets, and wage war with paper airplanes. 7. Try and visit as many people as you can in one night, and turn as many things inside their apartment upside down as you can, without them noticing 8. Go to the airport, get the cheapest, soonest departing flight to anywhere when you show up, and stay there for a weekend. 9. Write a piece of fiction together. Outside at a cafe. Ask strangers when you get stuck. 10. Dress to the nines, pretend to be married, and test drive very expensive vehicles at an auto dealership. 11. Do the lamest tourist thing in your area that you have both secretly wanted to do forever Have an unabashed good time! 12. In the middle of the night, drive to the beach, so you arrive just as the sun is rising.Have a breakfast picnic, then fall asleep together. Bring a sun umbrella. 13. Drive somewhere unknown and have dinner in a city you've never been to. With fake names. 14. Go to a minor league baseball game under the stars. Tell each other stories about how bad you are at athletics. Randomly cheer for both teams. Eat lots of Cracker Jacks. 15. Go aound the city with sidewalk chalk and draw hearts with equations inside on random things 16. Walk around a city and perform short silent plays in front of security cameras 17. With camera and pair of boots, make photolog of a day in the life of the invisible man. 18. Walkaround the city all night and find a place to eat breakfast at dawn. 19. Go to a restraunt and convince the cook to create something completely new for you. 20. Rent a movie you've never seen before. Set on mute and improvise dialogue funny.Ce