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9/11, Cute, and Fresh: Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)21:50:10 No.753967875
>work at Home Depot or some shit
>Be beta cashier
stake smoke break
>See 9/11 qt prostitute
>she's turned on by my sexy apron
>I pay her, then "do" her
realize am betafag that works at HD. Can't afford hooker
>stuff her in trunk, bury her in basement
>next night, take another smoke break
find another hooker
>"do" her, then kill her
>stuff in car, bury in basement
>Next night, exact same thing happens
>Match with 11/11 qt on Tinder
>I "do" her
>Decide not to kill her because she is just TOO cute
>Middle of night, she slips out of my bed
>finds her way into basement
>sees fresh graves, and lets off screams
>asks me why I killed them
>Tell her that I needed the money, and couldn't afford the hookers
>She gives me the "you didn't have to kill them" speech
>Look her straight in the eye and say, "But honey, "More saving, more "doing." Thats the power of the Home Depot."
es off well, invite her in
Being Alone, Life, and School: tire is short for
I'm so tired of life, I feel empty and alone, cold and
scared. I feel as though l've been abandoned by
everyone I've ever met, even those who l still tallk
to, I feel so disconnected. I'm so afraid of what's to
come, absolutely nothing has truly touched me,
nothing has gone my way and nothing ever will.I
joke about killing myself and even with any support
from anybody, I know that by the end of high
school, I'll be sitting in a bathtub with a toaster, I'm
out of ambition and I have no clue how to live
no wait, it's a shortening of
attire, originating in the late
Ali, Asian, and Community: RespectForCarter
sorry black boys, only white men
can handle this
On bohalf of black men
everywhere we whole heartedly
Amiri King shared Aaron Nicholss
On behalf of all white people, we sincerely admire
your graciousness. However, we will be declining
ǐyour generous offer and adamantly urge that the
take one for the team.
at 24 id
On behalf of the Mexicans there is some jobs
we wont even do maybe the Asians can take
Nick McCollum On behalf of the Asian culture
we also kindly decline the generous act, as we
are practicing our arithmetic, playing piano, and
ninja flying arts, maybe the Muslims have the
answer you seek
On behalf of the Islamic Community, despite the honorable
jester of this gift I would also have to peacefully decline, and
put an end to this. Not only is it against our religion to eat
swine. it is also impermissble to give it to the next man.
2 days ago . Edited . Unlike . 350
Although we haven't been mentioned yet, we know it is only
a matter of time before entire human species denies the
"handling" of this disformed creature and the task is left to
the Y". We find it impertenant to clarify
that we wil not accept this offer as a gift, but as act of war!
Please dispose of this failure of abomination via the nearest
star per galactic OSHA protocal. 10 out of t0 would NOT probe!
(translated by google)
5 hours ago
like . 350,000,000
Ignorant, Iran, and Saudi Arabia: Sometimes, when people find out my
family's from Iran, they say, "Oh, you're
No, I'm Iran-ian.
Don't be ignorant, "Arabians" come
from the Arabian Peninsula.
Like, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Oman.
We're not like Mexicans that
come from evervwhere