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Anaconda, Desperate, and Dumb: Today 2:26 PM Hey can you Venmo me $5 Today 2:53 PM Y tho I'm stranded with no gas Piease How about I just get you an Uber to my place Today 3:46 PM Or I can drive to your place after you help me I'm sorry but I don't donate money to heretics Sent I'll never eat pineapple pizza again if you help me I'm not kidding I'll snap you to prove it Today B:36 PM Will u Venmo me if I show you Nope. But you'll have my sympathies Btw if you find a gas station that actually fills up your car for $5 Imk R u dumb It doesn't fill it up Just gives you enough gas to get home See, being dumb would be sending a stranger on the internet five bucks And dumber would be seeing the internet memes of women asking men on tinder to Venmo $5 and thinking it's actually a good idea Sent I've never seen those memes but l'm intrigued You had my interest at first, but I know better than to get myself into $5 pussy That's hysterical $5 for this pussy? Absolutely not Today 8:15PM Well whatever you think it's worth, my time is worth far more Fuck you Nah, you tossed that opportunity away earlier You would never be so lucky sweetheart You're lucky I even matched you Maybe, maybe not. Either way, we both know one thing's for sure A particular thottie ain't getting $5 richer I'm not a thot Search your feelings (and wallet) You know it to be true What's $5 from you when I've made $300 on here the last 3 days Nope not a thot sweetie I'm very particular about my men Unless they appear to be ugly and desperate enough to give me money Hence why I matched you LMAO, yeah sure Lol idc if you believe me or not But that is 100% truthfully why I matched you And, on that note BEGONE THOT Stitch Girl ghosts on me then outta nowhere
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Chill, Love, and Tumblr: 66o grean bean @misandrism hurt by nin vs hurt by johnny cash 2018-03-27, 1:20 PM <p><a href="https://blxckchrysler.tumblr.com/post/172730079429/libertarirynn-blxckchrysler-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">blxckchrysler</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172730019279/blxckchrysler-libertarirynn-ok-but-what" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://blxckchrysler.tumblr.com/post/172729953554/libertarirynn-ok-but-what-were-not-about-to-do" class="tumblr_blog">blxckchrysler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172729883684/ok-but-what-were-not-about-to-do-is-pretend-that" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>OK but what weโ€™re not about to do is pretend that Johnny Cashโ€˜s version wasnโ€™t superior in every way to Nine-Inch Nails. It was the last thing he recorded and it was filled with clips from his earlier career and you can literally feel the pain and love and memories in his eyes and just</p></blockquote> <p>damn ma is it that serious, all they did was put a cowboy hat on</p> </blockquote> <p>โ€œ#Chillโ€</p> <p>Whoโ€™s not chill? Iโ€™m not offended by the hat I just want to make it clear that Johnny Cashโ€˜s version was better. Iโ€™m pretty sure NIN even said that.</p> </blockquote> <p>okay but <i>who</i> even said cashโ€™s version wasnโ€™t better, you just snapped outta nowhere</p> </blockquote><p>Itโ€™s called making a statement. It wasnโ€™t argumentative. Nobodyโ€™s snapping at anybody.</p>

blxckchrysler: libertarirynn: blxckchrysler: libertarirynn: OK but what weโ€™re not about to do is pretend that Johnny Cashโ€˜s version was...

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