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Parents, Dick, and Home: Me if overeating, disappointing my parents, and sucking dick were olympic events IG HOEGIVESNOFUCKS BRINGING HOME THAT GOLD

Parents, Dick, and Home: Me if overeating, disappointing my
parents, and sucking dick were
olympic events
IG HOEGIVESNOFUCKS
BRINGING HOME THAT GOLD

Parents, Dick, and Home: Me if overeating, disappointing my
parents, and sucking dick were
olympic events
IG HOEGIVESNOFUCKS
BRINGING HOME THAT GOLD

BRINGING HOME THAT GOLD

Memes, Yeah, and Time: The holidays are over so it's time to stop overeating Yeah it's gonna be a no from me doo 😌

Memes, Yeah, and Time: The holidays are over so it's
time to stop overeating
Yeah it's gonna be a no from me doo
😌

Memes, Yeah, and Time: The holidays are over so it's
time to stop overeating
Yeah it's gonna be a no from me doo
😌

😌

Anaconda, Gym, and Animal: Obese 100-year-old crocodile dies from overeating after worshippers keep throwing it chickens and goats for good luck citysaurus this is the way i wanna go 33,682 notes My spirit animal 🤗

Anaconda, Gym, and Animal: Obese 100-year-old crocodile dies from overeating
after worshippers keep throwing it chickens and
goats for good luck
citysaurus
this is the way i wanna go
33,682 notes
My spirit animal 🤗

Anaconda, Gym, and Animal: Obese 100-year-old crocodile dies from overeating
after worshippers keep throwing it chickens and
goats for good luck
citysaurus
this is the way i wanna go
33,682 notes
My spirit animal 🤗

My spirit animal 🤗

Anaconda, Dank, and Meme: Obese 100-year-old crocodile dies from overeating after worshippers keep throwing it chickens and goats for good luck <p>This is the way i wanna go via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2zSUupz">http://ift.tt/2zSUupz</a></p>

Anaconda, Dank, and Meme: Obese 100-year-old crocodile dies from overeating
after worshippers keep throwing it chickens and
goats for good luck
<p>This is the way i wanna go via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2zSUupz">http://ift.tt/2zSUupz</a></p>

Anaconda, Dank, and Meme: Obese 100-year-old crocodile dies from overeating
after worshippers keep throwing it chickens and
goats for good luck
<p>This is the way i wanna go via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2zSUupz">http://ift.tt/2zSUupz</a></p>

This is the way i wanna go via /r/dank_meme http://ift.tt/2zSUupz

Beef, Memes, and Thanksgiving: fp FactPoint source: factpoint.net Tryptophan in turkey isn't what makes us tired after Thanksgiving dinner, it's the overeating of carbohydrates. Turkey contains no more tryptophan than chicken or beef and nuts and cheeses actually contain more.

Beef, Memes, and Thanksgiving: fp
FactPoint
source: factpoint.net
Tryptophan in turkey isn't what makes us tired after
Thanksgiving dinner, it's the overeating of carbohydrates.
Turkey contains no more tryptophan than chicken or beef
and nuts and cheeses actually contain more.

Beef, Memes, and Thanksgiving: fp
FactPoint
source: factpoint.net
Tryptophan in turkey isn't what makes us tired after
Thanksgiving dinner, it's the overeating of carbohydrates.
Turkey contains no more tryptophan than chicken or beef
and nuts and cheeses actually contain more.

Memes, Aquarium, and Fish: @localhotdad the national aquarium of new zealand selects a "naughty" and "good" penguin every month!!! NAUGRTY Penquin of the month Stole fish Timmy Good penquin of the month Bety Waited patiently for fish Pushed another penguin over Timmy Good swimmer 😂😂lol

Memes, Aquarium, and Fish: @localhotdad
the national aquarium of new zealand
selects a "naughty" and "good" penguin
every month!!!
NAUGRTY
Penquin of the month
Stole fish
Timmy
Good penquin of the month
Bety Waited patiently for fish
Pushed another penguin over
Timmy
Good swimmer
😂😂lol

Memes, Aquarium, and Fish: @localhotdad
the national aquarium of new zealand
selects a "naughty" and "good" penguin
every month!!!
NAUGRTY
Penquin of the month
Stole fish
Timmy
Good penquin of the month
Bety Waited patiently for fish
Pushed another penguin over
Timmy
Good swimmer
😂😂lol

😂😂lol

9gag, Dank, and Sorry: Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning 7:15 7:10 7:00 7:05 ME Sorry, I can't feel it over all this snoozing I'm doing.https://9gag.com/tag/morning?ref=fbpic

9gag, Dank, and Sorry: Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes
in the morning
7:15
7:10
7:00
7:05
ME
Sorry, I can't feel it over all this snoozing I'm doing.https://9gag.com/tag/morning?ref=fbpic

9gag, Dank, and Sorry: Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes
in the morning
7:15
7:10
7:00
7:05
ME
Sorry, I can't feel it over all this snoozing I'm doing.https://9gag.com/tag/morning?ref=fbpic

Sorry, I can't feel it over all this snoozing I'm doing.https://9gag.com/tag/morning?ref=fbpic

Paradise, Shit, and Link: When everyone thought you were going to flake but you actually show up @betches betches.com Surprise, bitches. Paradise is over but you still get to hear us talk shit. Listen to our Betchelor podcast: betches.co-betchelor or read our recap (link in bio)

Paradise, Shit, and Link: When everyone thought you were
going to flake but you actually show up
@betches
betches.com
Surprise, bitches. Paradise is over but you still get to hear us talk shit. Listen to our Betchelor podcast: betches.co-betchelor or read our recap (link in bio)

Paradise, Shit, and Link: When everyone thought you were
going to flake but you actually show up
@betches
betches.com
Surprise, bitches. Paradise is over but you still get to hear us talk shit. Listen to our Betchelor podcast: betches.co-betchelor or read our recap (link in bio)

Head, Memes, and Money: Tim Kim @timothy_skim This is one of the tricks l used to hit $1,000,000 by age 31. eniv ri How to Trick Yourself Into Saving More Money Head over to @timothyskim and read his blog post on how he did it!!! Link is in his bio!!! startedfromthebottom immigrant lifehack 🎯

Head, Memes, and Money: Tim Kim
@timothy_skim
This is one of the tricks l used to hit
$1,000,000 by age 31.
eniv
ri
How to Trick Yourself Into Saving More Money
Head over to @timothyskim and read his blog post on how he did it!!! Link is in his bio!!! startedfromthebottom immigrant lifehack 🎯

Head, Memes, and Money: Tim Kim
@timothy_skim
This is one of the tricks l used to hit
$1,000,000 by age 31.
eniv
ri
How to Trick Yourself Into Saving More Money
Head over to @timothyskim and read his blog post on how he did it!!! Link is in his bio!!! startedfromthebottom immigrant lifehack 🎯

Head over to @timothyskim and read his blog post on how he did it!!! Link is in his bio!!! startedfromthebottom immigrant lifehack 🎯

Bae, Come Over, and Lol: Bae: Come over Me: Can't, walking my duck Bae: Lol l think you meant dog Me: PARAGON @hilarious.ted has the best animal memes

Bae, Come Over, and Lol: Bae: Come over
Me: Can't, walking my duck
Bae: Lol l think you meant dog
Me:
PARAGON
@hilarious.ted has the best animal memes

Bae, Come Over, and Lol: Bae: Come over
Me: Can't, walking my duck
Bae: Lol l think you meant dog
Me:
PARAGON
@hilarious.ted has the best animal memes

@hilarious.ted has the best animal memes

Drinking, Family, and Love: Over $44K Raised for Vendor After Police Seize His Money By Gillian Edevane NBC Bay Are [ Update: NOW OVER $54K!!] PeoplePower ✊🏾💯 Repost @latinasforbernie: JUSTICE WAS SERVED! ✊🏽❤️✊🏽❤️ "People saw I wasn’t doing anything wrong," he said of the response to the video. "I wasn’t stealing or drinking. I was just working to sustain my family." justiceforJuan ucberkeley streetvendor migente peoplepower solidarity justice love keepitcoming

Drinking, Family, and Love: Over $44K Raised for Vendor
After Police Seize His Money
By Gillian Edevane
NBC Bay Are
[ Update: NOW OVER $54K!!] PeoplePower ✊🏾💯 Repost @latinasforbernie: JUSTICE WAS SERVED! ✊🏽❤️✊🏽❤️ "People saw I wasn’t doing anything wrong," he said of the response to the video. "I wasn’t stealing or drinking. I was just working to sustain my family." justiceforJuan ucberkeley streetvendor migente peoplepower solidarity justice love keepitcoming

Drinking, Family, and Love: Over $44K Raised for Vendor
After Police Seize His Money
By Gillian Edevane
NBC Bay Are
[ Update: NOW OVER $54K!!] PeoplePower ✊🏾💯 Repost @latinasforbernie: JUSTICE WAS SERVED! ✊🏽❤️✊🏽❤️ "People saw I wasn’t doing anything wrong," he said of the response to the video. "I wasn’t stealing or drinking. I was just working to sustain my family." justiceforJuan ucberkeley streetvendor migente peoplepower solidarity justice love keepitcoming

[ Update: NOW OVER $54K!!] PeoplePower ✊🏾💯 Repost @latinasforbernie: JUSTICE WAS SERVED! ✊🏽❤️✊🏽❤️ "People saw I wasn’t doing anything wrong,...

Memes, Gang, and Russia: The Other 98% 14 mins E USAri Berman THE BALLOT @AriBerman GOP 33,000 gun deaths per year: no background checks! 31 cases of voter fraud since 2000 background checks for voting! 292 Shares It's actually 41 cases. Weren't y'all complaining the last 10 months about how "Russia helped Trump win the election?" Every firearm bought from a FFL dealer goes through a federal background check As for those gun deaths.·more than 60% are suicides. Over 21,000 were suicides Out of the 11,000 homicides each year, 80% (8800) are gang related. That leaves 2200 gun related deaths not related to suicides or gangs There are around 2.6 million deaths each year in the United States And less than 1% are gun related (excluding suicides and gangs.) Just now Like Reply

Memes, Gang, and Russia: The Other 98%
14 mins
E USAri Berman
THE BALLOT @AriBerman
GOP
33,000 gun deaths per year: no
background checks!
31 cases of voter fraud since 2000
background checks for voting!
292 Shares
It's actually 41 cases. Weren't y'all complaining
the last 10 months about how "Russia helped
Trump win the election?"
Every firearm bought from a FFL dealer goes
through a federal background check
As for those gun deaths.·more than 60% are
suicides. Over 21,000 were suicides
Out of the 11,000 homicides each year, 80%
(8800) are gang related. That leaves 2200 gun
related deaths not related to suicides or gangs
There are around 2.6 million deaths each year in
the United States And less than 1% are gun
related (excluding suicides and gangs.)
Just now Like Reply

Memes, Gang, and Russia: The Other 98%
14 mins
E USAri Berman
THE BALLOT @AriBerman
GOP
33,000 gun deaths per year: no
background checks!
31 cases of voter fraud since 2000
background checks for voting!
292 Shares
It's actually 41 cases. Weren't y'all complaining
the last 10 months about how "Russia helped
Trump win the election?"
Every firearm bought from a FFL dealer goes
through a federal background check
As for those gun deaths.·more than 60% are
suicides. Over 21,000 were suicides
Out of the 11,000 homicides each year, 80%
(8800) are gang related. That leaves 2200 gun
related deaths not related to suicides or gangs
There are around 2.6 million deaths each year in
the United States And less than 1% are gun
related (excluding suicides and gangs.)
Just now Like Reply

Girl Memes, Sick, and Them: me: i'm sick of letting them walk all over me them: hey me: https://t.co/EFEbyNZkTB

Girl Memes, Sick, and Them: me: i'm sick of letting them walk all over me them: hey me: https://t.co/EFEbyNZkTB

Girl Memes, Sick, and Them: me: i'm sick of letting them walk all over me them: hey me: https://t.co/EFEbyNZkTB

me: i'm sick of letting them walk all over me them: hey me: https://t.co/EFEbyNZkTB

Drunk, Memes, and Girl: My girl got drunk and stayed over her Ex house and that nigga shot her wit a paint ball gun pray for my baby 🔫Bang, bang.

Drunk, Memes, and Girl: My girl got drunk and stayed over her
Ex house and that nigga shot her wit a
paint ball gun pray for my baby
🔫Bang, bang.

Drunk, Memes, and Girl: My girl got drunk and stayed over her
Ex house and that nigga shot her wit a
paint ball gun pray for my baby
🔫Bang, bang.

🔫Bang, bang.

Memes, News, and Audi: HH) NEWS IN RS 4201 The New Audi RS4 Avant Is Here With 442lb ft Of V6 Thrust Via @carthrottlenews - The new 2.9-litre V6-powered RS wagon packs a 125lb ft increase in torque over its predecessor

Memes, News, and Audi: HH) NEWS
IN RS 4201
The New Audi RS4 Avant Is Here With 442lb
ft Of V6 Thrust
Via @carthrottlenews - The new 2.9-litre V6-powered RS wagon packs a 125lb ft increase in torque over its predecessor

Memes, News, and Audi: HH) NEWS
IN RS 4201
The New Audi RS4 Avant Is Here With 442lb
ft Of V6 Thrust
Via @carthrottlenews - The new 2.9-litre V6-powered RS wagon packs a 125lb ft increase in torque over its predecessor

Via @carthrottlenews - The new 2.9-litre V6-powered RS wagon packs a 125lb ft increase in torque over its predecessor

Memes, News, and California: California sues Trump administration over decision to end DACA protections for young immigrant:s 👏🏾👏🏾✊🏾 "Continuing its role as a leading counter-force to Trump administration policies, California filed a lawsuit Monday challenging as unconstitutional the president’s plan to rescind a program that protects young immigrants from deportation, with officials warning the state will be hardest hit by the change. State Atty. Gen. Xavier Becerra said he decided to file a suit separate from legal actions by 15 other states, the University of California and civil rights activists because California and its economy will be hurt the most by the president's decision to end the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, or DACA, program. “There is no state that will be more economically impacted by the Trump administration’s unconstitutional and illegal termination of DACA than California,” Becerra said at a Sacramento news conference, noting that California is home to a quarter of the 800,000 young people in the DACA program." VIA: Los Angeles Times HereToStay immigration undocumented immigrants UndocumentedAndUnafraid not1more borderwall DACA NoBanNoWall

Memes, News, and California: California sues
Trump
administration over
decision to end
DACA protections
for young immigrant:s
👏🏾👏🏾✊🏾 "Continuing its role as a leading counter-force to Trump administration policies, California filed a lawsuit Monday challenging as unconstitutional the president’s plan to rescind a program that protects young immigrants from deportation, with officials warning the state will be hardest hit by the change. State Atty. Gen. Xavier Becerra said he decided to file a suit separate from legal actions by 15 other states, the University of California and civil rights activists because California and its economy will be hurt the most by the president's decision to end the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, or DACA, program. “There is no state that will be more economically impacted by the Trump administration’s unconstitutional and illegal termination of DACA than California,” Becerra said at a Sacramento news conference, noting that California is home to a quarter of the 800,000 young people in the DACA program." VIA: Los Angeles Times HereToStay immigration undocumented immigrants UndocumentedAndUnafraid not1more borderwall DACA NoBanNoWall

Memes, News, and California: California sues
Trump
administration over
decision to end
DACA protections
for young immigrant:s
👏🏾👏🏾✊🏾 "Continuing its role as a leading counter-force to Trump administration policies, California filed a lawsuit Monday challenging as unconstitutional the president’s plan to rescind a program that protects young immigrants from deportation, with officials warning the state will be hardest hit by the change. State Atty. Gen. Xavier Becerra said he decided to file a suit separate from legal actions by 15 other states, the University of California and civil rights activists because California and its economy will be hurt the most by the president's decision to end the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, or DACA, program. “There is no state that will be more economically impacted by the Trump administration’s unconstitutional and illegal termination of DACA than California,” Becerra said at a Sacramento news conference, noting that California is home to a quarter of the 800,000 young people in the DACA program." VIA: Los Angeles Times HereToStay immigration undocumented immigrants UndocumentedAndUnafraid not1more borderwall DACA NoBanNoWall

👏🏾👏🏾✊🏾 "Continuing its role as a leading counter-force to Trump administration policies, California filed a lawsuit Monday challenging as un...

Animals, Future, and Memes: A photographer has settled a two-year legal fight against an animal rights group over a "monkey selfie" picture. The macaque took the image in the Indonesian jungle in 2011 when it picked up David Slater's camera. US judges had said copyright protection could not be applied to the monkey but Peta said the animal should benefit. Peta's appeal on the "monkey's behalf" was dismissed, but Mr Slater has agreed to donate 25% of any future revenue to wildlife charities. 📷Wildlife Personalities-David J Slater monkey monkeyselfie selfie animals animalsofinstagram peta

Animals, Future, and Memes: A photographer has settled a two-year legal fight against an animal rights group over a "monkey selfie" picture. The macaque took the image in the Indonesian jungle in 2011 when it picked up David Slater's camera. US judges had said copyright protection could not be applied to the monkey but Peta said the animal should benefit. Peta's appeal on the "monkey's behalf" was dismissed, but Mr Slater has agreed to donate 25% of any future revenue to wildlife charities. 📷Wildlife Personalities-David J Slater monkey monkeyselfie selfie animals animalsofinstagram peta

Animals, Future, and Memes: A photographer has settled a two-year legal fight against an animal rights group over a "monkey selfie" picture. The macaque took the image in the Indonesian jungle in 2011 when it picked up David Slater's camera. US judges had said copyright protection could not be applied to the monkey but Peta said the animal should benefit. Peta's appeal on the "monkey's behalf" was dismissed, but Mr Slater has agreed to donate 25% of any future revenue to wildlife charities. 📷Wildlife Personalities-David J Slater monkey monkeyselfie selfie animals animalsofinstagram peta

A photographer has settled a two-year legal fight against an animal rights group over a "monkey selfie" picture. The macaque took the image ...

Come Over, Memes, and Smashing: her. come over me: I can't, I'm operating her: your boy can smash too... me: Tag someone who always has your back.

Come Over, Memes, and Smashing: her. come over
me: I can't, I'm operating
her: your boy can smash too...
me:
Tag someone who always has your back.

Come Over, Memes, and Smashing: her. come over
me: I can't, I'm operating
her: your boy can smash too...
me:
Tag someone who always has your back.

Tag someone who always has your back.

Memes, Mood, and Worldstar: You have to get to a point where your mood doesn't shift based on the insignificant actions of someone else a Q WORLDSTAR "Don't give people that much power over you..." 💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/pKXRzyXreA

Memes, Mood, and Worldstar: You have to get to a point where your
mood doesn't shift based on the
insignificant actions of someone else
a Q WORLDSTAR
"Don't give people that much power over you..." 💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/pKXRzyXreA

Memes, Mood, and Worldstar: You have to get to a point where your
mood doesn't shift based on the
insignificant actions of someone else
a Q WORLDSTAR
"Don't give people that much power over you..." 💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/pKXRzyXreA

"Don't give people that much power over you..." 💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/pKXRzyXreA

Mood, Worldstar, and Power: You have to get to a point where your mood doesn't shift based on the insignificant actions of someone else a Q WORLDSTAR "Don't give people that much power over you..." 💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/pKXRzyXreA

Mood, Worldstar, and Power: You have to get to a point where your
mood doesn't shift based on the
insignificant actions of someone else
a Q WORLDSTAR
"Don't give people that much power over you..." 💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/pKXRzyXreA

Mood, Worldstar, and Power: You have to get to a point where your
mood doesn't shift based on the
insignificant actions of someone else
a Q WORLDSTAR
"Don't give people that much power over you..." 💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/pKXRzyXreA

"Don't give people that much power over you..." 💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/pKXRzyXreA

God, Memes, and Thank You: Sweetest Words Ever Dear God, I know that I'm not perfect, I know sometimes l forget to pray. I know I have questioned my faith, I know sometimes I lose my temper, but thank you for loving me unconditionally and giving me another day to start over again. <3

God, Memes, and Thank You: Sweetest
Words
Ever
Dear God,
I know that I'm not perfect,
I know sometimes l
forget to pray.
I know I have questioned my
faith, I know sometimes I lose
my temper, but thank you for
loving me unconditionally and
giving me another day to
start over again.
<3

God, Memes, and Thank You: Sweetest
Words
Ever
Dear God,
I know that I'm not perfect,
I know sometimes l
forget to pray.
I know I have questioned my
faith, I know sometimes I lose
my temper, but thank you for
loving me unconditionally and
giving me another day to
start over again.
<3

<3

Memes, Scare, and Clowns: Clown Purge Australia Saturday at 2:55 pm . We're coming back for you. After the recent release of "IT" we have decided to come back and give a real taste. We have now re-united and have over 20,000 anonymous Clowns over Australia. We will be all over the Easterly Coast from South to North first. Be prepared - We do not mean any harm, all of it is just for a scare and some laughs When you're from the south half of eastern Australia 🤔

Memes, Scare, and Clowns: Clown Purge Australia
Saturday at 2:55 pm .
We're coming back for you.
After the recent release of "IT" we have decided
to come back and give a real taste.
We have now re-united and have over 20,000
anonymous Clowns over Australia.
We will be all over the Easterly Coast from South
to North first.
Be prepared - We do not mean any harm, all of it
is just for a scare and some laughs
When you're from the south half of eastern Australia 🤔

Memes, Scare, and Clowns: Clown Purge Australia
Saturday at 2:55 pm .
We're coming back for you.
After the recent release of "IT" we have decided
to come back and give a real taste.
We have now re-united and have over 20,000
anonymous Clowns over Australia.
We will be all over the Easterly Coast from South
to North first.
Be prepared - We do not mean any harm, all of it
is just for a scare and some laughs
When you're from the south half of eastern Australia 🤔

When you're from the south half of eastern Australia 🤔

Instagram, Http, and Com: hours of over analyzing situations I have no me hanging http://www.instagram.com/ihatemyselfsoipostmemes

Instagram, Http, and Com: hours of over analyzing
situations I have no
me
hanging
http://www.instagram.com/ihatemyselfsoipostmemes

Instagram, Http, and Com: hours of over analyzing
situations I have no
me
hanging
http://www.instagram.com/ihatemyselfsoipostmemes

http://www.instagram.com/ihatemyselfsoipostmemes

Memes, Lost, and Infinity: AND IN CASE THE MOMENT IS LOST ON YOu ITS OVER IN TONY STARK ASSEMBLED ALL SIX INFINITY GEMS AND BECAME THE FIRST HUMAN TOUSETHE INFINITY GAUNTLET

Memes, Lost, and Infinity: AND IN CASE
THE MOMENT IS
LOST ON YOu
ITS OVER
IN
TONY STARK ASSEMBLED ALL SIX INFINITY GEMS AND
BECAME THE FIRST HUMAN TOUSETHE INFINITY GAUNTLET

Memes, Lost, and Infinity: AND IN CASE
THE MOMENT IS
LOST ON YOu
ITS OVER
IN
TONY STARK ASSEMBLED ALL SIX INFINITY GEMS AND
BECAME THE FIRST HUMAN TOUSETHE INFINITY GAUNTLET

9/11, Memes, and Manhattan: @garyhershorn "Tribute in Light" shines bright over lower Manhattan in honor of those killed on 9-11. NeverForget - via @garyhershorn

9/11, Memes, and Manhattan: @garyhershorn
"Tribute in Light" shines bright over lower Manhattan in honor of those killed on 9-11. NeverForget - via @garyhershorn

9/11, Memes, and Manhattan: @garyhershorn
"Tribute in Light" shines bright over lower Manhattan in honor of those killed on 9-11. NeverForget - via @garyhershorn

"Tribute in Light" shines bright over lower Manhattan in honor of those killed on 9-11. NeverForget - via @garyhershorn

Drunk, Memes, and Girl: My girl got drunk and stayed over her Ex house and that nigga shot her wit a paint ball gun pray for my baby Pray for her 🙏🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/pIqjAw1rvU

Drunk, Memes, and Girl: My girl got drunk and stayed over her
Ex house and that nigga shot her wit a
paint ball gun pray for my baby
Pray for her 🙏🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/pIqjAw1rvU

Drunk, Memes, and Girl: My girl got drunk and stayed over her
Ex house and that nigga shot her wit a
paint ball gun pray for my baby
Pray for her 🙏🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/pIqjAw1rvU

Pray for her 🙏🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/pIqjAw1rvU

Drunk, Girl, and House: My girl got drunk and stayed over her Ex house and that nigga shot her wit a paint ball gun pray for my baby Pray for her 🙏🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/pIqjAw1rvU

Drunk, Girl, and House: My girl got drunk and stayed over her
Ex house and that nigga shot her wit a
paint ball gun pray for my baby
Pray for her 🙏🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/pIqjAw1rvU

Drunk, Girl, and House: My girl got drunk and stayed over her
Ex house and that nigga shot her wit a
paint ball gun pray for my baby
Pray for her 🙏🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/pIqjAw1rvU

Pray for her 🙏🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/pIqjAw1rvU

Click, Dad, and Sex: TODAY 11:11 PM MOM Can I stay over at Zach's? No Why? Why don't u ever let me stay here? His mom is here Fine. Dad and I will be having sex in your bed then tonight. OMFG 30% off our new @yourshittyfamily if you order it before midnight! click the link in our bio to get the greatest gift known to man for only $10 now!!!

Click, Dad, and Sex: TODAY 11:11 PM
MOM
Can I stay over at Zach's?
No
Why? Why don't u ever let me
stay here? His mom is here
Fine. Dad and I will be having
sex in your bed then tonight.
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Click, Dad, and Sex: TODAY 11:11 PM
MOM
Can I stay over at Zach's?
No
Why? Why don't u ever let me
stay here? His mom is here
Fine. Dad and I will be having
sex in your bed then tonight.
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Ass, Memes, and Sex: i wanna get a hotel & just have some bomb ass sex place all over the Man tbh💀

Ass, Memes, and Sex: i wanna get a hotel & just have some
bomb ass sex
place
all over the
Man tbh💀

Ass, Memes, and Sex: i wanna get a hotel & just have some
bomb ass sex
place
all over the
Man tbh💀

Man tbh💀

Lol, Memes, and Haha: "Babe can you move over?" "But l don't have mushroom" Haha lol 😂

Lol, Memes, and Haha: "Babe can you move over?" "But l
don't have mushroom"
Haha lol 😂

Lol, Memes, and Haha: "Babe can you move over?" "But l
don't have mushroom"
Haha lol 😂

Haha lol 😂

Cute, Boy, and Think: my boy over there think u cute

Cute, Boy, and Think: my boy over there think u cute

Drinking, Memes, and Coffee: pakalu papito @pakalupapito me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything Me after choosing green tea over coffee *I am the picture of health and vitality, I am an amazing and vivacious person* 💯😩😭(via @_theblessedone)

Drinking, Memes, and Coffee: pakalu papito
@pakalupapito
me drinking green tea: this is going to
fix everything
Me after choosing green tea over coffee *I am the picture of health and vitality, I am an amazing and vivacious person* 💯😩😭(via @_theblessedone)

Drinking, Memes, and Coffee: pakalu papito
@pakalupapito
me drinking green tea: this is going to
fix everything
Me after choosing green tea over coffee *I am the picture of health and vitality, I am an amazing and vivacious person* 💯😩😭(via @_theblessedone)

Me after choosing green tea over coffee *I am the picture of health and vitality, I am an amazing and vivacious person* 💯😩😭(via @_theblessed...

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Memes, Mlb, and Royals: 82 KYLE RUDOLPH
15-YARD TO RECEPTION
GR NO
MIN 25 4TH 1252 21 MONDA
MLB
White Sox
3
Royals
0 TOP 4
When you realize your career is over. https://t.co/z5Vn7xGicv

Memes, Mlb, and Royals: 82 KYLE RUDOLPH
15-YARD TO RECEPTION
GR NO
MIN 25 4TH 1252 21 MONDA
MLB
White Sox
3
Royals
0 TOP 4
When you realize your career is over. https://t.co/z5Vn7xGicv

When you realize your career is over. https://t.co/z5Vn7xGicv

Head, Smooth, and Aesthetic: Libra You are naturally drawn to aesthetic pleasures. That's why even the simplest smile from a good looking person will be enough to have you falling head over heels. You are also very vulnerable when it comes to smooth talkers. When someone is able to carry a really fun and stimulating conversation with you, you end up turning into a mushy pile of romantic goo

Head, Smooth, and Aesthetic: Libra
You are naturally drawn to
aesthetic pleasures. That's why
even the simplest smile from a
good looking person will be
enough to have you falling head
over heels. You are also very
vulnerable when it comes to
smooth talkers. When someone is
able to carry a really fun and
stimulating conversation with
you, you end up turning into a
mushy pile of romantic goo

Head, Smooth, and Aesthetic: Libra
You are naturally drawn to
aesthetic pleasures. That's why
even the simplest smile from a
good looking person will be
enough to have you falling head
over heels. You are also very
vulnerable when it comes to
smooth talkers. When someone is
able to carry a really fun and
stimulating conversation with
you, you end up turning into a
mushy pile of romantic goo

Memes, Nelly, and School: WHEN YOU REALIZE SUMMER IS OVER How I felt when school started 😂😂😂 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ FOLLOW: @careyboy152 @nelly SHOT BY 🎥: @zae_digital IAmLegendParody ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ TAG A FRIEND OR. ✌🏽😁

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Memes, Nelly, and School: WHEN YOU REALIZE
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Cute, Funny, and Teen Mom: my friend over there think u cute He cute 2 ☺️ @gary_from_teen_mom

Cute, Funny, and Teen Mom: my friend over there think u cute
He cute 2 ☺️ @gary_from_teen_mom

Cute, Funny, and Teen Mom: my friend over there think u cute
He cute 2 ☺️ @gary_from_teen_mom

He cute 2 ☺️ @gary_from_teen_mom

Homie, Memes, and Yeah: When she sleeps over for the first time so you sneak to another room to fart @sideofricepilaf Ladies, if your mans gets out of bed randomly to check something in the garage, he's hiding his smells from you. Yeah, and you thought chivalry was dead... (go follow the homie @trashyqueen_)

Homie, Memes, and Yeah: When she sleeps over for the first time
so you sneak to another room to fart
@sideofricepilaf
Ladies, if your mans gets out of bed randomly to check something in the garage, he's hiding his smells from you. Yeah, and you thought chivalry was dead... (go follow the homie @trashyqueen_)

Homie, Memes, and Yeah: When she sleeps over for the first time
so you sneak to another room to fart
@sideofricepilaf
Ladies, if your mans gets out of bed randomly to check something in the garage, he's hiding his smells from you. Yeah, and you thought chivalry was dead... (go follow the homie @trashyqueen_)

Ladies, if your mans gets out of bed randomly to check something in the garage, he's hiding his smells from you. Yeah, and you thought chiva...

Blessed, Fall, and Girls: If you have a good girl by your side, you better treat that girl right. Don't take advantage of how kind she is to you and how she lets things slide with you. Don't go around making other girls fall for you when you already have a girl who would do anything for you. Good girls are hard to find, but if you're blessed enough to be with one, you better never let her go. Don't waste a good girl. The You Q W E R T Y U O P A S D F G H J K L 123 space Dont screw over a good girl.... https://t.co/CwDZ6D3qTy

Blessed, Fall, and Girls: If you have a good girl by your side,
you better treat that girl right. Don't
take advantage of how kind she is to
you and how she lets things slide
with you. Don't go around making
other girls fall for you when you
already have a girl who would do
anything for you. Good girls are hard
to find, but if you're blessed enough
to be with one, you better never let
her go. Don't waste a good girl.
The
You
Q W E R T Y U O P
A S D F G H J K L
123
space
Dont screw over a good girl.... https://t.co/CwDZ6D3qTy

Blessed, Fall, and Girls: If you have a good girl by your side,
you better treat that girl right. Don't
take advantage of how kind she is to
you and how she lets things slide
with you. Don't go around making
other girls fall for you when you
already have a girl who would do
anything for you. Good girls are hard
to find, but if you're blessed enough
to be with one, you better never let
her go. Don't waste a good girl.
The
You
Q W E R T Y U O P
A S D F G H J K L
123
space
Dont screw over a good girl.... https://t.co/CwDZ6D3qTy

Dont screw over a good girl.... https://t.co/CwDZ6D3qTy

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Dad, Love, and Sex: TODAY 11:11 PM
MOM
Can I stay over at Zach's?
No
Why? Why don't u ever let me
stay here? His mom is here
Fine. Dad and I will be having
sex in your bed then tonight.
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Dad, Love, and Sex: TODAY 11:11 PM
MOM
Can I stay over at Zach's?
No
Why? Why don't u ever let me
stay here? His mom is here
Fine. Dad and I will be having
sex in your bed then tonight.
OMFG
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9/11, Shit, and Fuck: 95% of my problems would be solved if i stopped over-thinking everything & calmed the fuck down & stopped being such an anxious little shit ckboysaiures I have 911k followers on 9-11 I'm shook

9/11, Shit, and Fuck: 95% of my problems would be
solved if i stopped over-thinking
everything & calmed the fuck down
& stopped being such an anxious
little shit ckboysaiures
I have 911k followers on 9-11 I'm shook

9/11, Shit, and Fuck: 95% of my problems would be
solved if i stopped over-thinking
everything & calmed the fuck down
& stopped being such an anxious
little shit ckboysaiures
I have 911k followers on 9-11 I'm shook

I have 911k followers on 9-11 I'm shook

Funny, Memes, and Sarcasm: Me: I'm over it Me: *thinks about it 6294729 times* @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Sarcasm: Me: I'm over it
Me: *thinks about it 6294729 times*
@sarcasm_only
SarcasmOnly

Funny, Memes, and Sarcasm: Me: I'm over it
Me: *thinks about it 6294729 times*
@sarcasm_only
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Come Over, Funny, and Lmao: friend: come over me: i can't friend: im feeling unlo unappreciated me: ved and Lmao

Come Over, Funny, and Lmao: friend: come over
me: i can't
friend: im feeling unlo
unappreciated
me:
ved and
Lmao

Come Over, Funny, and Lmao: friend: come over
me: i can't
friend: im feeling unlo
unappreciated
me:
ved and
Lmao

Lmao

9/11, American, and Brave: TODAY WE REMEMBER OUR HEROES Never forget the courageous citizens who helped during the 9/11 attack. The fight against terror is not over but together we will rise above it all. SHARE to honor our brave American heroes!

9/11, American, and Brave: TODAY WE REMEMBER
OUR HEROES
Never forget the courageous citizens who helped during the 9/11 attack. The fight against terror is not over but together we will rise above it all.

SHARE to honor our brave American heroes!

9/11, American, and Brave: TODAY WE REMEMBER
OUR HEROES
Never forget the courageous citizens who helped during the 9/11 attack. The fight against terror is not over but together we will rise above it all.

SHARE to honor our brave American heroes!

Never forget the courageous citizens who helped during the 9/11 attack. The fight against terror is not over but together we will rise above...

Advice, Drunk, and Life: 1. Date a boy who makes you happy but marry him only if he makes you laugh deep-belly rumbles that hurt your ribs as they expand outwards Date him when he sees that you're hurting and he gives you a moment to feel that pain like a handprint spreading across your consciousness marry him only if he can make you smile even while you're gross sobbing The world is not a kind place. You will feel a lot of pain. Make sure you are with someone who makes it all bearable. Humor is an excellent gau of intelligence. Life gets boring. Find someone who makes the banal interesting 2. Make sure he has scars on the back of his hands, it's a good sign he has experience either fighting or making things creation is an act of selflessness and bruised knuckles are a good sign he knows how to defend himself. You've got too mueh soul to e handled by someone who has never been passionate. If he's never thrown a punch, let him at least have tasted the insanity of bringing an idea into existence. Rough palms are better than soft ones, they have been salted by this earth and made into leather Callouses are evidence he has lived that he has broken skin and been in pain over and over and over again and stll came back to the source of it 3. Before you say yes, get him angry See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person Find out if he drinks and f he does get him drunk you'll earn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You cant change people baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn't just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he's out of it now, you're going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn't change that some people iust don't fit. 4. Trust your instincts. If he ever makes you feel unsafe, don't make excuses, just get up and leave. That's all there is to it. It's better to be safe than sorry "a dad's advice to his daughter" I just love this https://t.co/OikpLoNkW5

Advice, Drunk, and Life: 1. Date a boy who makes you happy
but marry him only if he makes you
laugh deep-belly rumbles that hurt
your ribs as they expand outwards
Date him when he sees that you're
hurting and he gives you a moment to
feel that pain like a handprint
spreading across your consciousness
marry him only if he can make you
smile even while you're gross sobbing
The world is not a kind place. You will
feel a lot of pain. Make sure you are
with someone who makes it all
bearable. Humor is an excellent gau
of intelligence. Life gets boring. Find
someone who makes the banal
interesting
2. Make sure he has scars on the back
of his hands, it's a good sign he has
experience either fighting or making
things creation is an act of
selflessness and bruised knuckles are a
good sign he knows how to defend
himself. You've got too mueh soul to
e handled by someone who has never
been passionate. If he's never thrown
a punch, let him at least have tasted
the insanity of bringing an idea into
existence. Rough palms are better
than soft ones, they have been salted
by this earth and made into leather
Callouses are evidence he has lived
that he has broken skin and been in
pain over and over and over again and
stll came back to the source of it
3. Before you say yes, get him angry
See him scared, see him wanting, see
him sick. Stress changes a person
Find out if he drinks and f he does
get him drunk you'll earn more
about his sober thoughts. Discover his
addictions. See if he puts you in front
of them. You cant change people
baby girl. If they are made one way, it
doesn't just wear off. If you hate how
he acts when he's out of it now, you're
going to hate it much worse eight
years down the road. You might love
him to bits but it doesn't change that
some people iust don't fit.
4. Trust your instincts. If he ever
makes you feel unsafe, don't make
excuses, just get up and leave. That's
all there is to it. It's better to be safe
than sorry
"a dad's advice to his daughter" I just love this https://t.co/OikpLoNkW5

Advice, Drunk, and Life: 1. Date a boy who makes you happy
but marry him only if he makes you
laugh deep-belly rumbles that hurt
your ribs as they expand outwards
Date him when he sees that you're
hurting and he gives you a moment to
feel that pain like a handprint
spreading across your consciousness
marry him only if he can make you
smile even while you're gross sobbing
The world is not a kind place. You will
feel a lot of pain. Make sure you are
with someone who makes it all
bearable. Humor is an excellent gau
of intelligence. Life gets boring. Find
someone who makes the banal
interesting
2. Make sure he has scars on the back
of his hands, it's a good sign he has
experience either fighting or making
things creation is an act of
selflessness and bruised knuckles are a
good sign he knows how to defend
himself. You've got too mueh soul to
e handled by someone who has never
been passionate. If he's never thrown
a punch, let him at least have tasted
the insanity of bringing an idea into
existence. Rough palms are better
than soft ones, they have been salted
by this earth and made into leather
Callouses are evidence he has lived
that he has broken skin and been in
pain over and over and over again and
stll came back to the source of it
3. Before you say yes, get him angry
See him scared, see him wanting, see
him sick. Stress changes a person
Find out if he drinks and f he does
get him drunk you'll earn more
about his sober thoughts. Discover his
addictions. See if he puts you in front
of them. You cant change people
baby girl. If they are made one way, it
doesn't just wear off. If you hate how
he acts when he's out of it now, you're
going to hate it much worse eight
years down the road. You might love
him to bits but it doesn't change that
some people iust don't fit.
4. Trust your instincts. If he ever
makes you feel unsafe, don't make
excuses, just get up and leave. That's
all there is to it. It's better to be safe
than sorry
"a dad's advice to his daughter" I just love this https://t.co/OikpLoNkW5

"a dad's advice to his daughter" I just love this https://t.co/OikpLoNkW5

Memes, Astonishing, and Entitled: sapphirefiber tyoermama morivan You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda bulds up inside your throat, eventualy mounting into a ful blown, bent over yourself, hoiding your stomach as you guffaw uproariousy? Yeeeep this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe Simply astonishing...

Memes, Astonishing, and Entitled: sapphirefiber
tyoermama
morivan
You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small
chuckle but kinda bulds up inside your throat, eventualy
mounting into a ful blown, bent over yourself, hoiding your
stomach as you guffaw uproariousy?
Yeeeep
this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled
Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe
Simply astonishing...

Memes, Astonishing, and Entitled: sapphirefiber
tyoermama
morivan
You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small
chuckle but kinda bulds up inside your throat, eventualy
mounting into a ful blown, bent over yourself, hoiding your
stomach as you guffaw uproariousy?
Yeeeep
this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled
Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe
Simply astonishing...

Simply astonishing...

Funny, Awkward, and Can: "Babe can you move over?" "But I don't have mushroom" https://t.co/m41iYdX2i6

Funny, Awkward, and Can: "Babe can you move over?" "But I don't have mushroom" https://t.co/m41iYdX2i6

Funny, Awkward, and Can: "Babe can you move over?" "But I don't have mushroom" https://t.co/m41iYdX2i6

"Babe can you move over?" "But I don't have mushroom" https://t.co/m41iYdX2i6

America, Guns, and Memes: No matter what you believe happened, conspiracy or not this was a tragic time for America. But through this we saw a country come together, even just for a short time we were all mourning this. Right now all over social media you see all political parties, conservatives, liberals, socialists and everyone else (except antifa and commies, screw those guys) showing respect to those who lost their lives. This isn't a time to say what you believe caused this, just respect the lives that were lost . . . . Conservative America SupportOurTroops American Gun Constitution Politics TrumpTrain President Jobs Capitalism Military MikePence TeaParty Republican Mattis TrumpPence Guns AmericaFirst USA Political DonaldTrump Freedom Liberty Veteran Patriot Prolife Government PresidentTrump Partners @conservative_panda @reasonoveremotion @conservative.american @too_savage_for_democrats @conservative.nation1776 @keepamerica.usa -------------------- Contact me ●Email- RaisedRightAlwaysRight@gmail.com ●KIK- @Raised_Right_ ●Send me letters! Raised Right, 5753 Hwy 85 North, 2486 Crestview, Fl 32536 (Business address, i do not live in Crestview)

America, Guns, and Memes: No matter what you believe happened, conspiracy or not this was a tragic time for America. But through this we saw a country come together, even just for a short time we were all mourning this. Right now all over social media you see all political parties, conservatives, liberals, socialists and everyone else (except antifa and commies, screw those guys) showing respect to those who lost their lives. This isn't a time to say what you believe caused this, just respect the lives that were lost . . . . Conservative America SupportOurTroops American Gun Constitution Politics TrumpTrain President Jobs Capitalism Military MikePence TeaParty Republican Mattis TrumpPence Guns AmericaFirst USA Political DonaldTrump Freedom Liberty Veteran Patriot Prolife Government PresidentTrump Partners @conservative_panda @reasonoveremotion @conservative.american @too_savage_for_democrats @conservative.nation1776 @keepamerica.usa -------------------- Contact me ●Email- RaisedRightAlwaysRight@gmail.com ●KIK- @Raised_Right_ ●Send me letters! Raised Right, 5753 Hwy 85 North, 2486 Crestview, Fl 32536 (Business address, i do not live in Crestview)

America, Guns, and Memes: No matter what you believe happened, conspiracy or not this was a tragic time for America. But through this we saw a country come together, even just for a short time we were all mourning this. Right now all over social media you see all political parties, conservatives, liberals, socialists and everyone else (except antifa and commies, screw those guys) showing respect to those who lost their lives. This isn't a time to say what you believe caused this, just respect the lives that were lost . . . . Conservative America SupportOurTroops American Gun Constitution Politics TrumpTrain President Jobs Capitalism Military MikePence TeaParty Republican Mattis TrumpPence Guns AmericaFirst USA Political DonaldTrump Freedom Liberty Veteran Patriot Prolife Government PresidentTrump Partners @conservative_panda @reasonoveremotion @conservative.american @too_savage_for_democrats @conservative.nation1776 @keepamerica.usa -------------------- Contact me ●Email- RaisedRightAlwaysRight@gmail.com ●KIK- @Raised_Right_ ●Send me letters! Raised Right, 5753 Hwy 85 North, 2486 Crestview, Fl 32536 (Business address, i do not live in Crestview)

No matter what you believe happened, conspiracy or not this was a tragic time for America. But through this we saw a country come together, ...

Boner, Come Over, and Crying: ima-littlekitten-mew clavid: Boy: "Come over let's watch Netflix and cuddle." What he really means: "let's cuddle and watch the first five minutes of an episode of hoarders until I get a boner and then I'm gonna poke you with it until we end up having sex to the soundtrack of a man crying because his daughter is making him admit he doesn't need 17 flathead screwdrivers" 2 translating male speech patterns https://t.co/XtRaYda07h

Boner, Come Over, and Crying: ima-littlekitten-mew
clavid:
Boy: "Come over let's watch Netflix
and cuddle."
What he really means: "let's cuddle
and watch the first five minutes of an
episode of hoarders until I get a boner
and then I'm gonna poke you with it
until we end up having sex to the
soundtrack of a man crying because
his daughter is making him admit he
doesn't need 17 flathead
screwdrivers"
2
translating male speech patterns https://t.co/XtRaYda07h

Boner, Come Over, and Crying: ima-littlekitten-mew
clavid:
Boy: "Come over let's watch Netflix
and cuddle."
What he really means: "let's cuddle
and watch the first five minutes of an
episode of hoarders until I get a boner
and then I'm gonna poke you with it
until we end up having sex to the
soundtrack of a man crying because
his daughter is making him admit he
doesn't need 17 flathead
screwdrivers"
2
translating male speech patterns https://t.co/XtRaYda07h

translating male speech patterns https://t.co/XtRaYda07h

Boner, Come Over, and Crying: ima-littlekitten-mew clavid: Boy: "Come over let's watch Netflix and cuddle." What he really means: "let's cuddle and watch the first five minutes of an episode of hoarders until I get a boner and then I'm gonna poke you with it until we end up having sex to the soundtrack of a man crying because his daughter is making him admit he doesn't need 17 flathead screwdrivers" 2 translating male speech patterns https://t.co/XtRaYda07h

Boner, Come Over, and Crying: ima-littlekitten-mew
clavid:
Boy: "Come over let's watch Netflix
and cuddle."
What he really means: "let's cuddle
and watch the first five minutes of an
episode of hoarders until I get a boner
and then I'm gonna poke you with it
until we end up having sex to the
soundtrack of a man crying because
his daughter is making him admit he
doesn't need 17 flathead
screwdrivers"
2
translating male speech patterns https://t.co/XtRaYda07h

Boner, Come Over, and Crying: ima-littlekitten-mew
clavid:
Boy: "Come over let's watch Netflix
and cuddle."
What he really means: "let's cuddle
and watch the first five minutes of an
episode of hoarders until I get a boner
and then I'm gonna poke you with it
until we end up having sex to the
soundtrack of a man crying because
his daughter is making him admit he
doesn't need 17 flathead
screwdrivers"
2
translating male speech patterns https://t.co/XtRaYda07h

translating male speech patterns https://t.co/XtRaYda07h

Come Over, Funny, and Goals: wanna come over and nap? my kind of relationship goals https://t.co/3JcWCfrcTk

Come Over, Funny, and Goals: wanna come over and nap?
my kind of relationship goals https://t.co/3JcWCfrcTk

Come Over, Funny, and Goals: wanna come over and nap?
my kind of relationship goals https://t.co/3JcWCfrcTk

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Conference

Conference

Fucked

jacking

rolling

rolling

comely

comely

yours

yours

ons

ons

oed

oed

lovely

lovely

motto

motto

dieing

dieing

talking

talking

somebody

somebody

introspect

introspect

shes

shes

pleased

pleased

overly

overly

hopeing

hopeing

played

played

cuteness

cuteness

pokemons

pokemons

seeing

seeing

possibilities

possibilities

gagging

gagging

goodness

goodness

ruined

ruined

via

via

ims

brother

brother

🤖

Poop

Poop

Love

Love

head

head

goals

goals

dank

dank

Bad

Bad

9gag

9gag