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Af, Anaconda, and Confused: Thread I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. Thread* 48 PM 39 Aug 18 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder machine ahopping my soul around and t vary attractwe young laxty No bio. Fairly innocuous l text her n we make amall tak abt work or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa hic huge precentation im werkin on for my job, would you be ottended if I got back to you ve gol more free time? youre cute and t want to meer you Im just oo busy m thought wel that's an owerty elaborate way to ghest somsone i say TolI woudrt be offended Isotaty get t me up when you're iree thank you t was wormed you late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ n my head Tm Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget about her then I remember and go back o tinder andic ontt ind i that's ward she deleted her tinder buti take it s overly elaborate ghoating methods Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM omomow t was wondering if you wanted wa coukd go get drinks ater and see what happens m like wel iibe daned Genuinely didnt think she would message me around todoy and tomonow but just conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the stage thes weead ot say sure thing lpoking formand bo it This moming she texts me at 9 am hey it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud clear up in time for our de I'm ike coot ill be there Iplay football wth gerwond aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt says singer actress, model, 3000 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it 0 I make my way to Unign Square Eat a hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh Manhattn shit e random a She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn but jut meet me by te stage then we can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of e fucking stage sol stand af so tha ade a bit 0 Eventusly ee a giiming towards bockstage wn two enonmoue bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its her and fm thinking WHAT THN l stay back and oosess the snuation and fuck imma playing and she gets on the stage and im so fucking confused but think wel guees she's a social mecde rality or 0 L immeciately think Im too fucking old She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for coming outbet you re oll mondering the fuck is this about 0 She then ays kow al of yog hee are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0 Then she says l've invited you all here for proceads to gve a hunger pane about wtut its gomna take to 0 L THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND D THEM THESAME SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN 0 Every man n ne owd look down ard mimes WHAT IN 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl NAME OF SCOOBY Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal he falopian fortitude the g possesses This is top 10 gremest and plaged TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING FMVAN CIVILIZATION DONT GET GOT THE END clare harper flood herpoonen h weet your l We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi MORE MEMES
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Africa, America, and Children: The Richest Poor Man Born in India before partition and migrated to Used to work as a cloth sell on commission and beg so he could feed the poor Started his welfare trust with just 505 This trust is the largest welfare trust in Pakistan Rescued more than 20,000 abandoned infants Daily shelter, feed and educate more than 50,000 Trained ower 40,000 nurses free of cost Had over 330 welfare trust in Pakistan Ran the world largest ambulance service with over 1500 vehicles 24/7 Ran countless food kitchens, rehabiltation homes, shelters for abandoned Women and children and handicapped people Went on countless relief mission in Africa, Asia Europe and America such as aid for victims of hurricane Katrina Never won a noble peace price or demanded one Ten of his best quarts are 1.My religion is humanitarianism, which i& the basis of every religion in the world 2. "1 do net have amy formal education What use is education when we do not become human beings? My school is the welfare of humanity 3. "Never take anyone's death to heart Bigus. Remember Ged by the equality with which He implements it. Nobody is different, the richest to the poorest, from here to the end of the globe face it 4. "So, many years later there were many who sti complained and questioned, "Why must you pick up Christians and Hindus in your ambulance? And I was saying, "Because the ambulance is more Musim than S. "Empty words and long praises do not impress God. Show Him your faith by your deeds 6. "Chasing after desires creates inner turmoil. When the devil becomes guide, dacoits and gangsters are manufactured. He makes men fight against their souls to survive expensive items and most lose everything in the face of his strangth. The internal enemy can only be overcome by a personal revolution 7. The dead has only one place to go up. Wherever you bury them, they wil go the same way, up. &. "The Haly Book should open in your souls, not on your laps. Open your heart and see God's people. In their pight you will find Him. 9. Thase who believed in changing the world were either hungry by circumstance or practiced deprivation by choice. 10. "Appearance is a distraction, surrendering it develops truth and humility in abundance At the time of death, he donates all his organs to needy people His last words were Take care of the poor people from my country But the most amazing fact is that he never owned a car or build a house. The only things that he owned before his death was a charpie, a chair and a desk that his friend gifted him a long time ago His net worth before his death was 0 Sorry No potato's, but if you are wondering this is a chaple Please, Please show this man some respect if you want to live in a world with more people like him. Not a single word about the worlds greatest philanthropist but a 2-hr exclusive on Wimbledon. Abdul Sattar Edhi (8-July-2016)

Not a single word about the worlds greatest philanthropist but a 2-hr exclusive on Wimbledon. Abdul Sattar Edhi (8-July-2016)

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