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Disney, Movies, and Saw: Hey, Judy. I'd just like to say I'm sorry for the way I behaved in my youth I had a lot o -doubt. and it manifested itself in the form of unchecked rage and agression a major jerk. cloperella I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies Gideon made something of himself. He's a pastry chef, something that's not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn't try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever, he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him. Well done, Disney toggle-woggs Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into "unchecked rage and aggression" sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he's either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney:) whimmy-bam This movie is a treasure awesomacious: Zootopia being wholsome

awesomacious: Zootopia being wholsome

Football, Goals, and Memes: 11 games 9 goals 7 wins Sonny owns Dortmund again B R FOOTBALL 07 Son 🔥 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (📸 @brfootball)

Son 🔥 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (📸 @brfootball)

Bitch, Memes, and Declaration of Independence: Her: I wish I had man with 7 figure salary, over 6 feet, flies me where ever I want, can last 3 hours in bed, cooks, cleans, owns the Declaration Of Independence, and is loyal Genie: SLOW DOWN,BITCH Relax

Disney, Movies, and Saw: Hey, Judy. I'd just like to say I'm sorry for the way I behaved in my youth I had a lot o -doubt. and it manifested itself in the form of unchecked rage and agression a major jerk. cloperella I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies Gideon made something of himself. He's a pastry chef, something that's not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn't try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever, he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him. Well done, Disney toggle-woggs Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into "unchecked rage and aggression" sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he's either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney:) whimmy-bam This movie is a treasure Zootopia being wholsome

Zootopia being wholsome

Nerd, Pop, and Revenge: LIFESTYLE Best Revenge: This Nerd Was Bullied Throughout High School, But Today He's An Adult Who Owns Several Funko Pop Figurines Today 10:20am SEE MORE: WOW cti Go to He sure showed em

He sure showed em

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: Sarah Beattie @nachosarah when a guy tells me he owns a gun I'm like uh oh what's wrong with your dick 10:46 AM 20 Nov 18 David Dennison Last time I tried to use my dick on a home intruder I got in way more trouble. The cops were pretty upset, the intruder needed counseling, and I'm on a list. Jus use a gun. 5h Haha Reply laughoutloud-club: Why are you reading this?

Amazon, Flexing, and Nudes: flex tillerson @clout_haver its 2035. every fish is dead Amazon owns every school. the Captain Crunch brand asks thee cheerios Bee for nudes on twitter the weather is just constant tornadoes. 16 more years

16 more years

Arguing, Hoe, and Sex: If she owns a sex toy, She a hoe. Don't Argue With Me, This Is Science. 😊😊😊😊😊 HoeIsLife

Don't Argue With Me, This Is Science. 😊😊😊😊😊 HoeIsLife

School, SpongeBob, and Work: automers W. I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, wh a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school i live for the in depth analysis of Spongebob Income Calculations ft. Spongebob

$School, SpongeBob, and Work: automers W. I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, wh a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school i live for the in depth analysis of Spongebob Income Calculations ft. Spongebob$

Income Calculations ft. Spongebob

Bill Gates, Children, and Dad: Bill Gates when his children say their dad owns Microsoft on Xbox live They're not kidding Invest in my boy vsause via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2WE7SK0

Invest in my boy vsause via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2WE7SK0

Africa, Bruh, and Disney: BBC News Africa @BBCAfrica BBC NEWS Follow Think of injera as quintessentially Ethiopian? A Dutch company may actually own the patent to produce the flour that goes in it bbc.in/2G61h5s 5:13 AM-29 Jan 2019 Follow @barbs_olie So Disney now "owns" Hakuna Matata, Dutch "own" a staple Ethiopian food...neocolonialism is a trip bruh. Slavery comes in many forms. BBC News Africa@BBCAfrica Think of injera as quintessentially Ethiopian? A Dutch company may actually own the patent to produce the flour that goes in it bbcin/2G61h5s 1:04 AM-29 Jan 2019 6,486 Retweets 18,758 Likes gahdamnpunk:The audacity..

gahdamnpunk:The audacity..

College, Instagram, and Memes: Desiigner Ordered To CoughUp Nearly $136K In Defamation Case Desiigner is being ordered by the judge to pay $135,777 to Jessica Brown for damages.⁣ -⁣ Jessica Brown filed a lawsuit against Desiigner for invasion of privacy as well as defamation.⁣ -⁣ Desiigner released a video on Instagram accusing Jessica of trying to scam him into paying for his sibling to go to Howard University.⁣ -⁣ Jessica actually owns a company that helps young people figure out how they’re going to pay for college named College Gurl.⁣ -⁣ Jessica actually helped Desiigner’s sister get into Howard University but Desiigner refused to believe it. ⁣ ⁣ "This girl is a fraud. Tried to scam me into paying for my sister to get into Howard University and now she is trying to hold my sister's belongings. Please stay away from her and her college scams."⁣ -⁣ Desiigner’s sister eventually left the school and left her belongings.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📷 @willbeach__⁣

Desiigner is being ordered by the judge to pay $135,777 to Jessica Brown for damages.⁣ -⁣ Jessica Brown filed a lawsuit against Desiigner fo...

Af, England, and Gucci: JARED GOFF VS. TOM BRADY @NFL MEMES Ran NFL Was the 1st pick in his draft Only 1 career playoff loss Starred in Remember The Titans Was the 199th pick in his draft Has lost 3 Super Bowls A whopping 10 career playoff losses Basic AF name Was in Ted 2 for like 30 seconds - Never lost a Super Bowl - Coolest name ever Once named NFC Player Of The Month - Never named NFC Player Of The Month - Beat the Lions 30-16 this season - Kills it on the field Lost to the Lions 26-10 this season Was teammates with a murderer A ripe 24 years old Plays in Los Angeles Wears Gucci - 50 years old or something New England isn't even a city Wears makeup and UGGs Deflates balls - Owns a massive pair of ball:s Makes out with supermodel girlfriend - Makes out with his son https://t.co/kLqOOpOvJM

https://t.co/kLqOOpOvJM

Dick, Home, and Time: Sarah Beattie @nachosarah when a guy tells me he owns a gun I'm like uh oh what's wrong with your dick 10:46 AM 20 Nov 18 David Dennison Last time I tried to use my dick on a home intruder I got in way more trouble The cops were pretty upset, the intruder needed counseling, and I'm on a list. Jus use a gun. 5h Haha Reply

Af, England, and Gucci: JARED GOFF VS. TOM BRADY @NFL MEMES - Was the 1st pick in his draft - Never lost a Super Bowl - Only 1 career playoff loss - Coolest name ever Was the 199th pick in his draft Has lost 3 Super Bowls A whopping 10 career playoff losses Basic AF name Starred in Remember The Titans - Was in Ted 2 for like 30 seconds Once named NFC Player Of The Month Beat the Lions 30-16 this season Never named NFC Player Of The Month Lost to the Lions 26-10 this season - Kills it on the field A ripe 24 years old Plays in Los Angeles Wears Gucci - Was teammates with a murderer - New England isn't even a city - Deflates balls 50 years old or something Wears makeup and UGGs - Owns a massive pair of balls

Af, England, and Football: JARED GOFF VS. TOM BRADY @NFL MEMES Ran Was the 1st pick in his draft Only 1 career playoff loss Starred in Remember The Titans Was the 199th pick in his draft Has lost 3 Super Bowls A whopping 10 career playoff losses Basic AF name Was in Ted 2 for like 30 seconds - Never lost a Super Bowl - Coolest name ever Once named NFC Player Of The Month - Never named NFC Player Of The Month - Beat the Lions 30-16 this season - Kills it on the field Lost to the Lions 26-10 this season Was teammates with a murderer A ripe 24 years old Plays in Los Angeles Wears Gucci - 50 years old or something New England isn't even a city Wears makeup and UGGs Deflates balls - Owns a massive pair of ball:s Makes out with supermodel girlfriend - Makes out with his son Your Super Bowl LIII QB matchup: https://t.co/ytOB7PFwLT

Your Super Bowl LIII QB matchup: https://t.co/ytOB7PFwLT

Af, England, and Gucci: JARED GOFF vS. TOM BRADY @NFL MEMES Was the 1st pick in his draft Never lost a Super Bowl Only 1 career playoff loss Was the 199th pick in his draft - Has lost 3 Super Bowls A whopping 10 career playoff losses - Basic AF name Was in Ted 2 for like 30 seconds Never named NFC Player Of The Month - Lost to the Lions 26-10 this season - Was teammates with a murderer - Coolest name ever Starred in Remember The Titans Once named NFC Player Of The Month Beat the Lions 30-16 this season Kills it on the field A ripe 24 years old Plays in Los Angeles Wears Gucci 50 years old or something New England isn't even a city Wears makeup and UGGs - Owns a massive pair of balls - Deflates balls Your Super Bowl 53 QB Matchup

Your Super Bowl 53 QB Matchup

Af, Gucci, and Makeup: NICK FOLES VS. TOM BRADY @NFL MEMES Has only 1 career playoff loss Coolest name ever Starred In Napoleon Dynamite Once named NFC Player of the Month Never named NFC Player of the Month Has 9 career playoff losses - Basic AF Name - Never stared in a movie Only threw 6 TD passes in a game - Once threw 7 TD passes in a game - Kills it on the field - Was teammates with a murderer A ripe 29 years old Wears Gucci 50 years old or something Wears makeup and Uggs Deflates balls - Owns a massive pair of balls Top 18 #patriots #memes

Top 18 #patriots #memes

Lol, Sex, and Dick: Sarah Beattie @nachosarah when a guy tells me he owns a gun I'm like uh oh what's wrong with your dick 10:46 AM.20 Nov 18 David Dennison Last time l tried to use my dick on a home intruder I got in way more trouble The cops were pretty upset, the intruder needed counseling, and I'm on a list. Jus use a gun. 5h Haha Reply Now I'm a sex offender

Tumblr, Blog, and Florida: THERE'S A MAN IN FLORIDA WHO OWNS A CLEANING SERVICE&SPEND5 HIS FREE TIME IN CEMETERIES RESTORING THE LONG-NEGLECTED TOMBSTONES OF VETERANS. JOHNNY U FUENTE FLORIDA T SCT US AR FORCE KOREA S SEPTEMBER 12 1916 BEFORE AFTER awesomacious: Wholesome Cleaning

awesomacious: Wholesome Cleaning

Florida, Free, and Time: THERE'S A MAN IN FLORIDA WHO OWNS A CLEANING SERVICE&SPEND5 HIS FREE TIME IN CEMETERIES RESTORING THE LONG-NEGLECTED TOMBSTONES OF VETERANS. JOHNNY U FUENTE FLORIDA T SCT US AR FORCE KOREA S SEPTEMBER 12 1916 BEFORE AFTER Wholesome Cleaning

Wholesome Cleaning

Fucking, Life, and Meme: IF YOUR BOYFRIEND DO ESN'T KNOW HOWW TO CHANGE ATIRE YOU SHOULD TEACH HIM OR LEARN TOGETHER BECAUSE THATS A VERY IMPORTANT LIFE SKILL FOR ANYONE WHO OWNS A VEHICLE positive-memes: Take the time to teach someone a valuable skill instead of bashing them for being unknowing. Thank you for fixing this dumbass meme that originally ended “THEN YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! Haha hurr durr I’m so fucking manly I chug motor oil and piss lava and I could benchpress 250 when I was six months old and I had sex 5 million times by the time I was 11 OOOOGA OOOOGA!!”

Life, Time, and Boyfriend: IF YOUR BOYFRIEND DO ESN'T KNOW HOWW TO CHANGE ATIRE YOU SHOULD TEACH HIM OR LEARN TOGETHER BECAUSE THATS A VERY IMPORTANT LIFE SKILL FOR ANYONE WHO OWNS A VEHICLE Take the time to teach someone a valuable skill instead of bashing them for being unknowing.

Take the time to teach someone a valuable skill instead of bashing them for being unknowing.

Life, Time, and Boyfriend: IF YOUR BOYFRIEND DO ESN'T KNOW HOWW TO CHANGE ATIRE YOU SHOULD TEACH HIM OR LEARN TOGETHER BECAUSE THATS A VERY IMPORTANT LIFE SKILL FOR ANYONE WHO OWNS A VEHICLE Take the time to teach someone a valuable skill instead of bashing them for being unknowing.

Take the time to teach someone a valuable skill instead of bashing them for being unknowing.

Black, How, and Darwin: Characters that aren't even black but you subconsciously know that they are Yaoi Catboy 10/29/17 6:08 PMM How is Darwin "black +52 Gumbal owns him

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: NOONE OWNS THIS NOONE OWNS THIS? *BANG* I 0WN THIS srsfunny:Sadly, It’s How It Happened

srsfunny:Sadly, It’s How It Happened

Apparently, Free, and Home: MAX DON'T FEED ME 1 HAVE A HOME. I'M JUST A FREE LOADING ASSHOLE This is Max. Someone in the neighborhood owns him but hes free to explore as he pleases. Hes never had a collar. For the last year my wife and I have been feeding him and petting him when hes around. Apparently so does everyone else. This is him tonight.

Memes, Black, and Http: Characters that aren't even black but you subconsciously know that they are Yaoi Catboy 10/29/17 6:08 PMM How is Darwin "black +52 Gumbal owns him His voice actor is black via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2C5i9Wq

His voice actor is black via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2C5i9Wq

Black, Voice, and How: Characters that aren't even black but you subconsciously know that they are Yaoi Catboy 10/29/17 6:08 PMM How is Darwin "black +52 Gumbal owns him His voice actor is black

His voice actor is black

Memes, Business, and Free: If your friend owns a business support them by buying their product... not by asking for something for free all of the time. Lessons Taught ByLIFE <3

<3

Bad, Beautiful, and Christmas: Father Christmas Joseph Stalin Favourite colour is Red Beautiful and bushy Moustache Knows if you're good or bad Everyone is Equal Lives in a cold Place Owns a workcamp Gives out free Things omghotmemes: And what’s more Santa’s no more real than Missouri

omghotmemes: And what’s more Santa’s no more real than Missouri

Bad, Beautiful, and Christmas: Father Christmas Joseph Stalin Favourite colour is Red Beautiful and bushy Moustache Knows if you're good or bad Everyone is Equal Lives in a cold Place Owns a workcamp Gives out free Things And what’s more Santa’s no more real than Missouri

And what’s more Santa’s no more real than Missouri

Cars, Memes, and Rap: Cardi B owns five super-cars but doesn't know how to drive. STEL ART STEPH @OhioZi She also has several platinum rap songs but don't know how to rap

Cars, Rap, and Drive: Cardi B owns five super-cars but doesn't know how to drive. ladbible.com/entertainment/ STEL ARTO STEPH @OhioZi She also has several platinum rap songs but don't know how to rap Cardi B-

Cardi B-

Amazon, Bad, and Disney: (t doolallymagpie straight up, i think we need to start unironically using the term megacorporation amazon, disney, pepsi, pretty much any company that owns enough subsidiaries that you're probably touching five of their products at any one time without realizing unless you know very well where everything you buy comes from that's a megacorporation and it's bad, todd doolallymagpie WE LIVE IN AN OLIGOPOLIC KLEPTOPLUTOCRACY AND NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE natalunasans we care, it's just hard to spell Source: doolallymagpie 75,693 notes Megacorporations

Megacorporations

Bad, Beautiful, and Santa Claus: Santa Claus Joseph Stalin Favorite color is Red Beautiful and bushy Moustache Knows if you are good or bad Everyone is equal Lives in a cold placeV Owns workcamp Gives out free things Wake up Sheeple!

Wake up Sheeple!

Ass, Cars, and Memes: She also has several platinum rap songs but don't know how to rap LADbible @ladbible Cardi B owns five super-cars but doesn't know how to drive ladbible.com/entertainment/ STEL ARTO Every female artist has annoying ass fans don’t @ me

Abc, Being Alone, and America: . Outdoor cats face danger from cars, disease, predators and cruel humans Domestic cats DO NOT belong outdoors as they're not a natural part of our ecosystem. They're a genetically modified species & a non-native, invasive predator Cats kill up to 3.7 billion birds 20.7 billion mammals, 800 million lizards and 300 million frogs every year. . Domestic pets like dogs & ferrets & even exotic pets like snakes & lizards do not roam free & hunt outside. Why should cats? A 2011 study indicates that cats have caused the extinction of 33 species of birds, mammals and reptiles kaijutegu: fantasticbeastsandhowtokeepthem: wildlife-rehabilitator: hotcommunist: withgoldenfire: hotcommunist: findchaos: wildlife-rehabilitator: Some of you may have seen my reply to a post and the ask I received about outdoor cats, so here is a little infographic about outdoor cats. Don’t let your cats outside.Don’t let your cats outside.Don’t let your cast outside. No exceptions. Nope, I don’t care if Muffles is super-special and adventurous. Nope, still don’t care that it’s different where you live. Please refer to the original bullet points. (*gets ready to hit ‘Block’ on a thousand angry cat owners*) this is a mess have you gobshites genuinely never fucking heard of farm cats jesus wept, if i never see another fucking townie animal rights activist it’ll be too fucking soon. the current political system we live under doesn’t give a fuck about nature. wildlife charities have had a huge downward swoop in donations due to the recession caused by the powers that be, fracking is being done on national parks and nature reserves, roads are hastily built through wildlife rich areas and adequate warning signage is not provided… but no, it’s us ordinary people and our pesky outdoor cats that are the cause of…extinct….species…? really? is this the hill u want to die on OP??? get back 2 me I’m not refuting that humans kill far more animals than cats do, but over a billion animals are killed annually in the US by outdoor cats. That’s also a huge problem. I’m also aware that wildlife rescue organizations are losing donations - I’m the vice president and co-founder of a 501©(3) non-profit organization and not only do we scrape by on small donations while dozens of animals come in a month, many of which are injured by cats. We just had to euthanize a yearling squirrel because it was mauled by a cat and had full hind-end paralysis from the attack. Believe me, I understand. “An estimated 60 to 88 million cats are owned in the US and an estimated 60 million more are feral… While loss of habitat is the primary cause of extinction, cats are responsible for the extinction of 33 species of birds worldwide. Cats kill an estimated 480 million birds per year (assuming eight birds killed per feral cat per year.)” That is a grossly conservative number, and only accounts for feral cats, not outdoor pets. And that’s just birds. Plus the other wildlife that are killed by cats annually. Here’s another resource, a smaller scale research program called Kitty Cams: “Hunting cats captured an average of 2 items during seven days of roaming. Carolina anoles (small lizards) were the most common prey species followed by Woodland Voles (small mammals). Only one of the vertebrates captured was a non-native species (a House Mouse).” From the same group: “44% of cats were witnessed stalking or chasing prey; 30% captured wildlife.” An article from Mental Floss, sources listed at the bottom of the article: “84 million House cats in the United States 4 to 18 Birds killed by a typical house cat every year 8 to 21 Small mammals killed by a typical house cat every year 30 million to 80 million Free-roaming, feral cats estimated to be living in the United States. They either survive alone or live in colonies. In Washington, D.C., for example, there are estimated to be some 300 outdoor cat colonies. 23 to 46 Birds killed by each feral cat every year 129 to 338 Small mammals killed by each feral cat every year 1.4 billion to 3.7 billion Total birds killed by America’s cats every year 15 Percentage of all bird deaths estimated to come at the hands — er, paws — of cats 6.9 billion to 20.7 billion Total small mammals killed by cats every year” From a report on ABC News: “Cats are responsible for the deaths of 1.4 to 3.7 billion birds and 6.9 to 20.7 billion mammals every year, according to research conducted by the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.” From the American Bird Conservancy: “If we extrapolate the results of this study across the country and include feral cats, we find that cats are likely killing more than 4 billion animals per year, including at least 500 million birds.” (Also you’re putting your cat in unnecessary danger from tons of different threats by letting them outside unsupervised. So even if you don’t wanna give a shit about wildlife, maybe try giving a shit about your cat’s health life.) (Also farm cats are often not treated well, not provided with proper veterinary care, and there are other options for rodent control that doesn’t put other wildlife in as much danger) also consider: this is 100% something that you, as an individual, can do to mitigate some of the natural disaster that is the anthropocene. We’re on track to lose something like 80% of global biodiversity by the end of the century, and there’s almost nothing that your average citizen can do about it. But keeping your cats inside to help preserve local biodiversity and mitigating the damage that ferals do is actually something that you can do.

$Abc, Being Alone, and America: . Outdoor cats face danger from cars, disease, predators and cruel humans Domestic cats DO NOT belong outdoors as they're not a natural part of our ecosystem. They're a genetically modified species & a non-native, invasive predator Cats kill up to 3.7 billion birds 20.7 billion mammals, 800 million lizards and 300 million frogs every year. . Domestic pets like dogs & ferrets & even exotic pets like snakes & lizards do not roam free & hunt outside. Why should cats? A 2011 study indicates that cats have caused the extinction of 33 species of birds, mammals and reptiles kaijutegu: fantasticbeastsandhowtokeepthem: wildlife-rehabilitator: hotcommunist: withgoldenfire: hotcommunist: findchaos: wildlife-rehabilitator: Some of you may have seen my reply to a post and the ask I received about outdoor cats, so here is a little infographic about outdoor cats. Don’t let your cats outside.Don’t let your cats outside.Don’t let your cast outside. No exceptions. Nope, I don’t care if Muffles is super-special and adventurous. Nope, still don’t care that it’s different where you live. Please refer to the original bullet points. (*gets ready to hit ‘Block’ on a thousand angry cat owners*) this is a mess have you gobshites genuinely never fucking heard of farm cats jesus wept, if i never see another fucking townie animal rights activist it’ll be too fucking soon. the current political system we live under doesn’t give a fuck about nature. wildlife charities have had a huge downward swoop in donations due to the recession caused by the powers that be, fracking is being done on national parks and nature reserves, roads are hastily built through wildlife rich areas and adequate warning signage is not provided… but no, it’s us ordinary people and our pesky outdoor cats that are the cause of…extinct….species…? really? is this the hill u want to die on OP??? get back 2 me I’m not refuting that humans kill far more animals than cats do, but over a billion animals are killed annually in the US by outdoor cats. That’s also a huge problem. I’m also aware that wildlife rescue organizations are losing donations - I’m the vice president and co-founder of a 501©(3) non-profit organization and not only do we scrape by on small donations while dozens of animals come in a month, many of which are injured by cats. We just had to euthanize a yearling squirrel because it was mauled by a cat and had full hind-end paralysis from the attack. Believe me, I understand. “An estimated 60 to 88 million cats are owned in the US and an estimated 60 million more are feral… While loss of habitat is the primary cause of extinction, cats are responsible for the extinction of 33 species of birds worldwide. Cats kill an estimated 480 million birds per year (assuming eight birds killed per feral cat per year.)” That is a grossly conservative number, and only accounts for feral cats, not outdoor pets. And that’s just birds. Plus the other wildlife that are killed by cats annually. Here’s another resource, a smaller scale research program called Kitty Cams: “Hunting cats captured an average of 2 items during seven days of roaming. Carolina anoles (small lizards) were the most common prey species followed by Woodland Voles (small mammals). Only one of the vertebrates captured was a non-native species (a House Mouse).” From the same group: “44% of cats were witnessed stalking or chasing prey; 30% captured wildlife.” An article from Mental Floss, sources listed at the bottom of the article: “84 million House cats in the United States 4 to 18 Birds killed by a typical house cat every year 8 to 21 Small mammals killed by a typical house cat every year 30 million to 80 million Free-roaming, feral cats estimated to be living in the United States. They either survive alone or live in colonies. In Washington, D.C., for example, there are estimated to be some 300 outdoor cat colonies. 23 to 46 Birds killed by each feral cat every year 129 to 338 Small mammals killed by each feral cat every year 1.4 billion to 3.7 billion Total birds killed by America’s cats every year 15 Percentage of all bird deaths estimated to come at the hands — er, paws — of cats 6.9 billion to 20.7 billion Total small mammals killed by cats every year” From a report on ABC News: “Cats are responsible for the deaths of 1.4 to 3.7 billion birds and 6.9 to 20.7 billion mammals every year, according to research conducted by the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.” From the American Bird Conservancy: “If we extrapolate the results of this study across the country and include feral cats, we find that cats are likely killing more than 4 billion animals per year, including at least 500 million birds.” (Also you’re putting your cat in unnecessary danger from tons of different threats by letting them outside unsupervised. So even if you don’t wanna give a shit about wildlife, maybe try giving a shit about your cat’s health life.) (Also farm cats are often not treated well, not provided with proper veterinary care, and there are other options for rodent control that doesn’t put other wildlife in as much danger) also consider: this is 100% something that you, as an individual, can do to mitigate some of the natural disaster that is the anthropocene. We’re on track to lose something like 80% of global biodiversity by the end of the century, and there’s almost nothing that your average citizen can do about it. But keeping your cats inside to help preserve local biodiversity and mitigating the damage that ferals do is actually something that you can do.$

School, SpongeBob, and Work: darecrOW: I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house sl, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wondor he can keep affording boating school i live for the in depth analysis of Spongebob For those who like in depth analysis

$School, SpongeBob, and Work: darecrOW: I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house sl, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wondor he can keep affording boating school i live for the in depth analysis of Spongebob For those who like in depth analysis$