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Bones, Dogs, and Fucking: its tunny how science iction unverses s0 oten treat humans as a boring defaut everyman species or even the weakest and I want to see a scit universe where we're actualy considered one of the mare hideous and territying species How do we know our saiva and skin ois wouidn't be utra-corrosive to most other races? What if we strongest vocal chords and can paralye or ka the screaming at them? what if most sentient lite in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and ives in fear of us rare animat races who can move so quicly and chew shit up with our Like that old story theyre made of meat onty HOLY SHT THEY EAT CAPSACIN FOR FUN YOU GUYS IHEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN humans are a proud warrior race weh a pantheon of bloody gods Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc REMOVING A LIMB WLL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD WARNING HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS WARNTIG HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROMSED WEAPONS SEE CLASSIFIED DATA HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BOOY 0O OH GOO THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GOD OH GO0 More senously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life Our endurance shock resistance, and abiity to recover trom injury is absurdy high compared to amost any other animal we often use the phrase heathy as a horse to connote heartiness-but compared to a human, a horse is as fragie as spun glass There's mountng evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by toiong逮at a walking pace. without sleep or rest un t ded of exhaustion, ts called pursuit predation The only other animal that can sort of keep up wth us? Dogs That's why we use them for hunting And even then it's only sort of) Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient te did not evolive from hyper-speciaised pursut Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we dont need to overpower or outrun you, we just need to ousast you- and by any other species standards, we just plain don t ge e Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from vitually any injury that's not atal Even traumatik dismemberment isnt necessarily a career-ending injury for a human We heal from injunes with edtreme rapioity recovenng in weeks trom wounds that would take others months or years to heal The resuits aren't pretty humans have hyperactive scar tissue. among our other suvival-onented trats-bu ook at our We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most anesthetics or life support. in extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves- and survive Thanks to our extreme heartiness we regard as routine medica procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic n essence, wed be Space Orcs I do hope you realize Im going to be picking up this stuft and Our jaus have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way O WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAVV to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape and then we continue to wear metail in out mouths to keep them in place We formed cohabitative relationships with tny mamma's and insects we keep at bay from botnening us by death, often using ittle analouge traps And by god we will eat anything - We use borderline toxic peppers to season our tood e We expose ourselves to patentaly lethal solar radiation in the our skin e We risk hearing loss for the opportunity to see our favonte + We have a game where two peopie get into an enciosed area and hit each other untl time tuns outione of them pass out We willingly lurip 0ut ot planes with only a firey piece of cloth to prevent us trom splatering against the ground Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buidings in the exact same places We climb mountains and risk treezing to death for bragging rights We invented dogs We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them On a planet ful of lons, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the planet e Kingons and Krogan and Orcs aint got sht on us can we taik about how pursut predation is fucking tenlying it's one thing to face down a cheetah, which wil siam into you at 60 mph and break your neck its another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of show up to have it be intelligent enough to fgure out where you are by the fur and feather youve left behind, your tootprints and piss and sht, and then you think you've lost .it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS WAITING WHEN YOU WAKE UP and you spiti againt but it keeps folowing you always in the comer of your eye until you just de ok cov Sci-Fi, except humans are the scary cool aliens with unimaginable powers.
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Bad, Logic, and Mood: HOW TO BUILD MENTAL STRENGTH WITH CBT Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT) Thoughts Feelings (Cognitions) How you think impacts how you feel Scenario A: Scenario A: Person is waiting on a long line and thinking This line is going to take forever. What is taking the cashier/information clerk so long?" Scenario B: Person is feeling impatient and frustrated. Scenario B: Person is feeling relaxed rson is waiting on same long line but thinking "It looks like this line is going to take awhile What can I do to make the most use of my time while waiting?" Behaviors How you feel impacts how you behave Scenario A: Person is starting to pace; heart is beating rapidly and he/she may start behaving in an aggressive manner Scenario B: Person is reading a book for leisure, or some work papers that he/she needed to catch up on and is ensuring that he/she will be doing a good job for work. Which approach do you think would be a healthier and more productive one to adopt? EVERYONE CAN IMPROVE THEIR MENTAL STRENGTH To Be Optimal Self+ Best Cope With Life's Challenges Practice Good Habits+ Give Up Bad Habits ReGULATe YOUR Thoughts Feelings Behaviors Control your Behave productlvely regardless of circumstances Recognize and replace thoughts emotions so that that aren't true.they don't control Consider: What is the evidence that this is true? What is the evidence that this is NOT true? What is another way of looking at this? If this was true, how bad would this be? you Name emotions Balance with logic Face your fears Engage in mood- boosting activities Conduct experiments Monitor habits Maintain positive habits Discontinue unhelpful habits Reference: Morin, A. (2015). Mental Strength: Mastering The 3 Core Factors, e-course Retrieved from htp:l/www.amymorinlesw.com/ecourse/ Social Work ,Career
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Anaconda, Ass, and Creepy: Ladies,İf you don't want toget rapedbya cop then follow the law in the first pace so you dont get pulled over." OK Patrol Captain George Brow plunderpuss: tallulah99: datiek: popping-smoke: mbisthegame: oparnoshoshoi: anarchyandacupofcoffee: OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video). Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops. Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world. HAZARD LIGHTS ARE NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. IT IS NOT ACCEPTED PROTOCOL BY EVERY AGENCY. DO NOT JUST CONTINUE DRIVING WITH YOUR HAZARD LIGHTS IN CASE THE COP MIGHT THINK IT’S A LOW-SPEED CHASE. I know that sounds dumb, but hear me out. My mother is a dispatcher for the local police station. I asked her about how to pull over for a cop and even brought up the use of hazard lights, and she told me that it is not always accepted. This is what she told me you can do in order to feel safe when pulling over: Call the police. No, really. Call and tell the dispatcher where you are and that there is a cop behind you demanding you pull over. The dispatcher can and will stay on the line with you while they look up the area you’re in to see if it’s one of their station’s cops. Then, once the cop comes to your window, you can crack it open (it only has to be an inch!) while still on the phone with the dispatcher. This is definitely, 100% accepted protocol. The dispatcher will verify that it is their own, real cop, and they will gladly stay on the line with you throughout your interaction with the officer. And God forbid this ever happens to any of you, but if something were to happen to you during this time, you’ve already contacted 911 and given your location to the dispatcher. Please keep this in mind if you are ever requested to pull over and do not feel safe. The dispatcher will understand. Do not, however, continue to drive, because there might be the off-chance an officer will think you’re flat-out refusing to pull over (a well-lit, populated area might be a ways away). Stay safe. Signal boost. Because I personally know some creepy ass mother fuckers who became cops because they’re demented psychopaths and they get off on having control over people. In light of current bullshit, this might be a good idea for a LOT of people, not just women. Marginalized minorities of all stripes, take note. I hate taking up an emergency dispatcher’s resources, but i also hate seeing yet another fucked up news story about police harming citizens.
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Homeless, Shit, and Taken: Rally driver admits he has no idea what co-driver is talking about Top British rally driver, Mark Fischer, today found himself at the centre of a storm of controversy after confessing that he had absolutely no idea what his long- term co-driver, Gethyn Davis, was talking about during races It had been assumed that co-drivers were reading pace notes', a series of instructions describing how to negotiate the road layout ahead, but Fischer daims the notes are 'total nonsense' and that he has simply been humouring his co- driver all these years. It's just gibberish, he said. "But the regulations say that there must be two people in the car at all times during the race, and Gethyn was a good mate so l always just took him along for the ride. Davis is reported to be furious at Fischer's statement and maintains that they were equal partners in the team, but Fisher has been quick to dismiss this. Oh, come on,' he said. ‘l mean, ,50 5-left and stop 2-right half minus braking into K-right 90 maybe and absolute crest 500. What the hell am I supposed to make of that when I'm flat out over a jump sideways at 90mph?" This is not the first time Fischer has courted controversy over the role of co-drivers. In 2009, after finding himself without a co-driver for the Jyvaskyla Rally in Finland, he kidnapped a homeless man and forcibly strapped him into the passenger seat to ensure that the two-people-in-each-car rule was complied with. The stunt only came to ight when onboard footage taken during the race revealed that rather than reading the pace notes', the Finnish co-driver was in fact screaming the words 'Oh shit! over and over again, occasionally interspersed with other phrases induding, Watch out for that house' and 'Slow down, you mad bastard'. Meirl
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Bad, Breaking Bad, and Children: What ta Watch start Are you watching with children? Do you have to watch it with No Yes No them? Are the kids YesFeeling frightened easily? Girls only? nostalgic?- No> Muppets or music? YesOld made new, or No No just old? The Secrot Garden Alice in Rango Old Yo Gabba Yo Gabba Gabbat Freaks and Geeks The Nightmare efore Christmas Sherlock (BBC) ParaNorman No Classic mystery or thriller cliffhanger? Coming of age60 story line? Do you want the most intense 30 or 60 minutes? Tv series or Crime drama? No made? 30 Focus on the good guys or bad guys? Escape with Yes No Yes some fantasy/-K No sci-17 Politics and fast talking? Breaking Bad Bad Head to outer space? Law & Orders Sons of Anarchy No Kevin, Verbal Kent, Spacey? Steeped in history? Star Trek: TNG Explore or War? Less science, more fiction? No No Battlestar Galacticaar The House of Cards The Tudors The WalkingY Dead The West Wing Do you like Twin PeaksYesthings to be a little strange? Lost Highschool of the Dead Yes Family Guy Mad Men No_- You want to see things in B&W? Gratuitous No No 〉4-- cleavage and up. skirt shots? Dick and fart The Twillight Zone jokes, with random musical interludes? Ye) Animated? No Dick and fart The Twillight Zone Nojokes, with Yes)+ ← Animated? random musical interludes? A little more childish or a little World-class social commentary? No YesThe X-Files Do you want to remember laughter? Do you ike the paranormal? Futurama South Park Do you want to watch the most pred up show on Netfix? Do you want to do as little thinking as possible? Ren & Stimpy Show Do you dig British humour? No Archer Skit show No Frasier Do you like things to get a littte odd, a littie quirky? Are you really Nointo weed and Do you reckon to be a bit of a sophisticate? Fawity Towers Chappelle's Show No No Do you want a show with astounding rewatchability? The Kids in the sh't hawks Are you realty into football? No circling in the sh't winds? Trailer Park Boys The League WorkaholicsNo Arrested Sunny in Philadelphia Satire or insanity? e Upon a Time in the West Louie Do you find awkward situations funny? Parks and Old Cheers No Columbomore You want to go oldschool or keep it fresh? Are you about the solution, or the process? The Rockford Files Mystery or Space? Are you extremely nostalgic? Star Trek Want your night True Grit No Yesto be action packed? Want your night True Grit Firefly Horses, boots Have you seen NoThe Terminator? Noand 10-gallion hats? Black Hawk Down (Yes Terminator 2: Judgment Day Do you want to keep it serious? Do you consider snowboard films documentaries? What about a No Set in the future or present day? Art of Flight Do you want to have your face melted off froem maximum rock? Top Gun Aeon Flux Yes)--Year of the Horse Take it to the Pain or Paint? streets? No murderers and madness? Do you want to Nojust how Gift Shop religion can be? Should there be Are you a Woody Allen fan? Or would you like to become one? chainsaw at An Woody Allen: A The Evil Dead Three parts classic horror one part something new? Cabin in the Grizzly Man Do subtities bother you Man on Wire the sense out ofNo Duck Soup Session 9 Ferris Buellers Day Off Are you in the mood to laugh? Do you find clever wordplayNo Do you mind it when people break out Do you want some drama with your laughter? No Are you adverse Happy Gilmore white? Do you want to Do you like your humor to be more or less Do you love Paul Newman? Do great, or you want to? Slap Shot Gritty or pretty? Clerks Slap Shot Grity or pretty? Clerks Slow-paced ManHattan Yesquirky romantic Trainspotting indie? Do you hunger for adventure? Lost in YesWere you a fan of Yes Big Fish Firefly? Super 8 Yes Star Trek : The Wrath of Khan Want some thrills Do you like main The Hunger Games with yourYesrollis to be played adventure? No by kids? Do you enjoy diatribes entirely unrelated to the plot? Are you upset by No〉←- seeing drug use? Care for some criminal intent? Hustle & Flow YesDo you love hip- YesReservoir Dogs Yes Mob story hop? No No Miller's CrossingYes Clay Pigeons Hypothetically The Girl who Played with Fire Have you seen the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? Nowould a long Ready for some romance? Yes No brutal rape scene ruin your night? Have you seen The Girl Who Played with Fire? Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Yes Pi Are subtitles going to be aNobe completelyXYes Do you want to Kicked the Yes problem? Keep it mellow?Yes No TomCruise or 4 (Yes Matt Damon Midnight Cowboy NoThe Machinist Good Will Hunting Vanilla Sky Matt more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM a-mouse-duh: Well there goes the rest of my life.
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Bad, Breaking Bad, and Children: What ta Watch start Are you watching with children? Do you have to watch it with No Yes No them? Are the kids YesFeeling frightened easily? Girls only? nostalgic?- No> Muppets or music? YesOld made new, or No No just old? The Secrot Garden Alice in Rango Old Yo Gabba Yo Gabba Gabbat Freaks and Geeks The Nightmare efore Christmas Sherlock (BBC) ParaNorman No Classic mystery or thriller cliffhanger? Coming of age60 story line? Do you want the most intense 30 or 60 minutes? Tv series or Crime drama? No made? 30 Focus on the good guys or bad guys? Escape with Yes No Yes some fantasy/-K No sci-17 Politics and fast talking? Breaking Bad Bad Head to outer space? Law & Orders Sons of Anarchy No Kevin, Verbal Kent, Spacey? Steeped in history? Star Trek: TNG Explore or War? Less science, more fiction? No No Battlestar Galacticaar The House of Cards The Tudors The WalkingY Dead The West Wing Do you like Twin PeaksYesthings to be a little strange? Lost Highschool of the Dead Yes Family Guy Mad Men No_- You want to see things in B&W? Gratuitous No No 〉4-- cleavage and up. skirt shots? Dick and fart The Twillight Zone jokes, with random musical interludes? Ye) Animated? No Dick and fart The Twillight Zone Nojokes, with Yes)+ ← Animated? random musical interludes? A little more childish or a little World-class social commentary? No YesThe X-Files Do you want to remember laughter? Do you ike the paranormal? Futurama South Park Do you want to watch the most pred up show on Netfix? Do you want to do as little thinking as possible? Ren & Stimpy Show Do you dig British humour? No Archer Skit show No Frasier Do you like things to get a littte odd, a littie quirky? Are you really Nointo weed and Do you reckon to be a bit of a sophisticate? Fawity Towers Chappelle's Show No No Do you want a show with astounding rewatchability? The Kids in the sh't hawks Are you realty into football? No circling in the sh't winds? Trailer Park Boys The League WorkaholicsNo Arrested Sunny in Philadelphia Satire or insanity? e Upon a Time in the West Louie Do you find awkward situations funny? Parks and Old Cheers No Columbomore You want to go oldschool or keep it fresh? Are you about the solution, or the process? The Rockford Files Mystery or Space? Are you extremely nostalgic? Star Trek Want your night True Grit No Yesto be action packed? Want your night True Grit Firefly Horses, boots Have you seen NoThe Terminator? Noand 10-gallion hats? Black Hawk Down (Yes Terminator 2: Judgment Day Do you want to keep it serious? Do you consider snowboard films documentaries? What about a No Set in the future or present day? Art of Flight Do you want to have your face melted off froem maximum rock? Top Gun Aeon Flux Yes)--Year of the Horse Take it to the Pain or Paint? streets? No murderers and madness? Do you want to Nojust how Gift Shop religion can be? Should there be Are you a Woody Allen fan? Or would you like to become one? chainsaw at An Woody Allen: A The Evil Dead Three parts classic horror one part something new? Cabin in the Grizzly Man Do subtities bother you Man on Wire the sense out ofNo Duck Soup Session 9 Ferris Buellers Day Off Are you in the mood to laugh? Do you find clever wordplayNo Do you mind it when people break out Do you want some drama with your laughter? No Are you adverse Happy Gilmore white? Do you want to Do you like your humor to be more or less Do you love Paul Newman? Do great, or you want to? Slap Shot Gritty or pretty? Clerks Slap Shot Grity or pretty? Clerks Slow-paced ManHattan Yesquirky romantic Trainspotting indie? Do you hunger for adventure? Lost in YesWere you a fan of Yes Big Fish Firefly? Super 8 Yes Star Trek : The Wrath of Khan Want some thrills Do you like main The Hunger Games with yourYesrollis to be played adventure? No by kids? Do you enjoy diatribes entirely unrelated to the plot? Are you upset by No〉←- seeing drug use? Care for some criminal intent? Hustle & Flow YesDo you love hip- YesReservoir Dogs Yes Mob story hop? No No Miller's CrossingYes Clay Pigeons Hypothetically The Girl who Played with Fire Have you seen the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? Nowould a long Ready for some romance? Yes No brutal rape scene ruin your night? Have you seen The Girl Who Played with Fire? Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Yes Pi Are subtitles going to be aNobe completelyXYes Do you want to Kicked the Yes problem? Keep it mellow?Yes No TomCruise or 4 (Yes Matt Damon Midnight Cowboy NoThe Machinist Good Will Hunting Vanilla Sky Matt more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM a-mouse-duh: Well there goes the rest of my life.
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Af, Beer, and Candy: 10 TRICKS APPEAR SMART IN MEETINGS Lhe everyone, appearing smt in meesings is my top priority Somesmes this can be doydreaming about your nest vacasion your net na bacon. When This happens it's goad to have some falback ricks to fa tricks bo quickly appear smart duing meetings #1 DRAW A VENN DIAGRAM in fact, the t move inacourate the beer blons you'e put we dont xacty he and how big the cc h At his point, you can o playing Candy Grush and go back the weet #2 TRANSLATE PERCENTAGES INTO FRACTIONS ast of people se obout buton," quicky a note of t Everyone w,od ther head in agreement srety mpressed and enviu of #3 ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO "TAKE A STEP BACK" There comes a point a ctep boc t point to go, "Ouys, guys, bought yourser another hour of ooking smart #4 NOD CONTINUOUSLY WHILE PRETENDING TO TAKE NOTES way bring a noed with you Your rojaction of ntence that #5 REPEAT THE LAST THING THE ENGINEER SAID, BUT VERY VERY SLOWLY his divine that epet esactly what he hs brillance bs #6 ASK "WILL THIS SCALE?" NO MATTER WHAT IT IS No one even realy Will this scaler #7 PACE AROUND THE ROOM Walk around around, dont espect them I know ido ean agaret me aking out and won daring what youh hinking #8 ASK THE PRESENTER TO GO BACK A SLIDE Could you go back one glider Donthave anything t pot our #9 STEP OUT FOR A VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL wen you stop out af a for an "imposant Sorry I have to take this.. rece jant how busy and mportant you s important,s mone important thn not bother him #10 MAKE FUN OF YOURSELF I haven't heard anythiny youve naid for tihe pas heur Bay ings ike "Maybe we awyers tron ooking parn in the Like Deadpool said, Maximum effort

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Bluetooth, Books, and Harry Potter: REAL LIFE SPELLFIGHTING Harty Potter Before explaining anything. I would like you to know that I'm NOT an engineer, neither a programmer I'm just a concept designer and a Harry Potter fan, so please excuse me if my idea seems somewhat absurd or not possible to realize at all. THE CONCEPT Harry Potter GO is a Real-Time lusl Spell fighting Mobile Game, that uses an external 'Bluetooth Wand' with the app itself, in order to deliver an energetic magic battle between the two wizards/witches. Players have to use offensive and defensive spells in order to win the combat, waving their wands at each other, while the app network keeps tracks of all the action and Magic Stats of both players. Wands should be sold separately, with different styles available but always including a code to connect itself, via Bluetooth, to the owner's phone. As soon as the app is downloaded, installed and the wand is connected to the device, the user has to choose their Nickname, Wizard Gender, Avatar and Hogwart's House. Afier these small steps, the player is now ready to b another wizard or witch within range THE WAND Prototype #1 -Harrys wand Smartuand Concept attery Gestare Sesor Wasd Chip' Mini USB Bineroerb Spel LED Port In order to produce a spell, the first step is to press the Spell Button and wave the wand (differently for cach spell), releasing the button right after the end of the wave. If the user had enough stamina to produce the desired spell, the light on the tip of his wand will glow to the corresponding color of that spell, indicating it was a success. THE APP Payer Niokmense Soven lack Menu Scree Battle Screen THE BATTLE After both players accepe to fight against each other, the Batle Screen pops up in the app of both phones, waiting for the battle to begin. Players then have to stand in front of each other, one hand holding their smartphones and the other holding their wands, straight up, in the front of their faces. Their lights will then lash three times and the battle finally starts, each player with seven life points and enough stamina for a normal spell. Quick guide to spells Each of che offessive spells availlable requires a different wand wave and some scamina of the player in onder to be produced. There are easy spells (less saminal, normal spells (half stamina) and the strong spells (almost all stamina). The defensive speli aso roquires stamina in onder to be peoduced. The anly way to evade an enemy spel is by conjuring the Pratrge (defensive spell) at the right moment-Eail to do so, and the incoming spell will hit yuu, removing on of your life points Smuina regenerates quickly, contrาใuting to a fast paced and energetic combat just like in the books and mowies of the Wizardring World of Harry Potter. Because of the strmine system, plavers cannot produce many spells in a row; as the wand also roquires few seconds eo cooldown. Therefore, knowing each spell and when to use it, is the key to winning che batle and becoming a better wizard or witch. For examplk, if a player conjures a strong spell against his enemy, he remains vulnerable, because he can only defend hiself when the requisred stamuise regenerates back again this shows thae both ciming and feeling are very important so play the game. GAME STATS Life Points are a important aspect of Harry Potter GO, as the winner of each battle is the one who first get his enemy's Life Points to zero. Each player starts every battle with seven points, that are the app- every time a player fails to block an incoming spell, he takes the hit, instantaneously losing i L Point. Differently than Stamina, Life Pain訂 will not regenerate over time, only reseting on the start of a new match. Stamina Bar Stamina is used to produce spells with the wand, and regenerates constantly when the player is in battle. The Stamina Bar' is invisible and cannot be checked on the app, therefore the wizard or witch must always teel" when it's the right time to use cach spell or to hold on and wait for the best moment attack. If a spell fails because of lacking stamina, the wand tip will glow very shortly in a faded white, and the player will need to wait for the wand to cooldown again in order to use it. Wand Cooldown Every time a spell is produced (or failed because of lacking stamina). the wand enters in a Cooltows Mode where it can only produce the defense spell for a very short period of time (1.5-2 sec). That prevents the player to pretend his wand is like an AK-47 and shoot loads of offensive spells one after the other. The cooldown time is also not indicated on the screen or the wand, so just like the Samind, it requires timing and ng of the overall system of the game. FINAL THOUGHTS Although this is just a silly idea created by a semi-autistic depressed guy that never leaves his bedroom, it would indeed be very fun if the project was real. As a Harry Potter fan, I believe this would be the closest way we could ever get to fight with magic, like the characters of J.K. Rowling. I'm very sorry for the long post and for possible English mistakes I've tried my very best to explain the concept for you guys- here's some Potato Wands This is my concept for Harry Potter GO

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Being Alone, Ass, and Batman: justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back, I wanna rap with you all about why the George of the Jungle remake is a pretty important piece of cinema. It’s literally the only movie I can think of that is based completely around the unheard of “FEMALE gaze.” Granted, while I’m a huge movie buff I’ve not seen every movie ever made. But even so, even if there’s another example of the “female gaze” in cinema that has escaped me it’s still damn impressive that a kids movie from 1997 based on a Jay Ward cartoon from the 60’s managed to turn gender representation in media on it’s fucking ass! First things first, let’s look at our leading lady and love interest - Ursula, played by Leslie Mann. Let me just say that while Leslie Mann is adorable and a talented actress, she does look a little less conventional and a little more plain compared to the bombshells that Hollywood likes to churn out. Leslie, in comparison, looks much more like a real women you’d meet on the street. She dresses pretty conservatively and plain throughout the film ; Wearing outfits that are more functional than fashionable for trekking through the jungle, pulling her hair back and so forth. Not that if she was dolled up and more scantily clad it would give her character any less integrity, but can we appreciate how RARE that is in the male dominated industry of film? Just think about all the roads a film about a woman in the jungle COULD have taken but didn’t - no scenes with her clothes strategically ripped or anything! You can say this is a kids movie, intended for children and that’s why the sensuality of the female lead is so downplayed but there are PLENTY of kids movies that handle women in a very objectifying and sexualized manner despite the target audience is pre-pubescent. Like, a disgusting amount. So I don’t think “it’s a kids movie” is why the film doesn’t take ANY, let alone EVERY, opportunity to showcase the main female character’s sex appeal… …especially considering the sex appeal of the film rests squarely on the well defined shoulders of our male lead, George of the Jungle played by Brendan Fraser in the best god damn shape of his life! *Homer Simpson Drooling Noises* Whenever members of the reddit community try to compare the sexualization of women in fiction to the design of characters such as Batman and Superman, I always want to just sit them down and show them this movie. Because THIS is what the female sexual fantasy looks like, and Batman and Superman are male power-fantasies. Look at him - his big blue eyes, his soft hair, his lean, chiseled physique built for dexterity rather than power. He’s wild and free, but gentle. It’s like he fell right out of that steamy romance novel your mom tried to hide from you growing up. Hell, the whole plot seems to be designed around how damn hot he is! First, for the majority of the film, he wears only a small strip of cloth to cover the dick balls and ass. Everything else is FAIR GAME to drool over for 40 minutes. Then, after he meets Ursula she takes him with her to San Francisco just so we can enjoy him in a well-tailored suit (as seen in the gif set), running around in an open and billowy shirt along side horses while Ursula and all of her friends literally crowd around and make sexual comments about him, and my personal favorite, ditch the loincloth entirely and have him walk around naked while covering his man-bits with various objects while one of Ursula’s very lucky friends oogles him and makes a joke along the lines of “So THAT’S why they call him the ‘KING of the Jungle’…” And yes, it’s also a very cute and funny little movie. Out of all the movies based on Jay Ward cartoons, it was the most faithful to the fast-paced humor and wit of the original source material (yes even the new Peabody and Sherman movie which honestly I thought was too cutesy-poo.) But that’s not why this movie is popular with the gay community or why we all became women in 1997. It’s just really cool that there’s a film out there where the sensuality of the female form takes a back seat for the oiled up, chiseled, physique of Brendan Fraser (in his prime that is) One thing to add: in the scene mentioned above where the ladies are watching him in the billowy shirt running with the horses, it pans back to about 50 feet away to two guys in suits at this party looking at the women and one of the guys says, “Man, what is it with women and horses?” So not only does this movie highlight the female gaze, but it blatantly points out that western male sensibilities don’t have a clue what actually appeals to women.
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