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Being Alone, Children, and Dumbledore: It was Tom Riddle. Not snake-like, pale, and red eyed. Human. He smiled, not menacingly, but£ warmly. Hello, Harry. Harry smiled as well. "Nice to see you again, In The Last Few Minutes Of Hisom. Life, Harry Potter Has One Last "is it nice? I was never much of a warm presence when I was among the living.I hurt many people. But most of all, I tried to hurt you. It's ironic that you were among the few who saw me as Tom Riddle, rather than Lord Voldemort." Talk With Tom Riddle. Harry Potter is sitting at home sixty years after the battle of Hogwarts, an old man now, when suddenly his scar hurts. Fear can drive you mad," said Harry. "I've seen it many times." Harry sat alone. The house that once housed Ginny and his children was near empty. Ginny had passed a year ago, and he had to admit it had taken something out of him. He had lost so many people, but this had struck him hard. Tom Riddle smiled again, somewhat sadly. Harry, we've got to go. Harry looked at him. There were tears in his eyes. He thought of his children. They all had families of their own, and they were supposed to be visiting soon. He sighed I'm scared." he said know." said another voice. No one knew he was sick. Ron knew, but he made him swear on his life not to tell anyone. He'd had a good life, and he wanted to go without a fuss. Enough close brushes with death had made him want to go quietly. Harry turned, It was Ginny, He gasped. Behind her stood every person he had ever loved and lost. Hagrid, and Dumbledore, and Dobby, and Lupin and Tonks and Snape and Cedric and Sirius and even the Dursleys. His parents stood next to Ginny, smiling He wanted some tea, but he felt too weak to get up. He took out his wand, then stopped. He held the old, etched wood in his hands, then lightly made sparks fly out of the tip. "We're with you, Harry." his mother said softly Harry turned to Riddle. Tom stuck out his hand. "Come, Harry." He smiled. He always loved how still, so many years later, magic still amazed him. Suddenly, his scar hurt. He wasn't alarmed by it, nor by the man who had appeared in the corner of the room. Harry laughed, tears in his eyes, his scar burning, as he grabbed Riddle's hand, and then left this world together with Death, as equals daily-harrypotter-world: Alternative/Extended epilogue to Deathly Hallows.

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Being Alone, Children, and Dumbledore: It was Tom Riddle. Not snake-like, pale, and red eyed. Human. He smiled, not menacingly, but£ warmly. Hello, Harry. Harry smiled as well. "Nice to see you again, In The Last Few Minutes Of Hisom. Life, Harry Potter Has One Last "is it nice? I was never much of a warm presence when I was among the living.I hurt many people. But most of all, I tried to hurt you. It's ironic that you were among the few who saw me as Tom Riddle, rather than Lord Voldemort." Talk With Tom Riddle. Harry Potter is sitting at home sixty years after the battle of Hogwarts, an old man now, when suddenly his scar hurts. Fear can drive you mad," said Harry. "I've seen it many times." Harry sat alone. The house that once housed Ginny and his children was near empty. Ginny had passed a year ago, and he had to admit it had taken something out of him. He had lost so many people, but this had struck him hard. Tom Riddle smiled again, somewhat sadly. Harry, we've got to go. Harry looked at him. There were tears in his eyes. He thought of his children. They all had families of their own, and they were supposed to be visiting soon. He sighed I'm scared." he said know." said another voice. No one knew he was sick. Ron knew, but he made him swear on his life not to tell anyone. He'd had a good life, and he wanted to go without a fuss. Enough close brushes with death had made him want to go quietly. Harry turned, It was Ginny, He gasped. Behind her stood every person he had ever loved and lost. Hagrid, and Dumbledore, and Dobby, and Lupin and Tonks and Snape and Cedric and Sirius and even the Dursleys. His parents stood next to Ginny, smiling He wanted some tea, but he felt too weak to get up. He took out his wand, then stopped. He held the old, etched wood in his hands, then lightly made sparks fly out of the tip. "We're with you, Harry." his mother said softly Harry turned to Riddle. Tom stuck out his hand. "Come, Harry." He smiled. He always loved how still, so many years later, magic still amazed him. Suddenly, his scar hurt. He wasn't alarmed by it, nor by the man who had appeared in the corner of the room. Harry laughed, tears in his eyes, his scar burning, as he grabbed Riddle's hand, and then left this world together with Death, as equals daily-harrypotter-world: Alternative/Extended epilogue to Deathly Hallows.

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Brains, Candy, and Facts: ah....the halloween season! time for skeletons brawling, witches brewing, and a little talk about whitewashing the undead so let's start out with the basics of what happens to the skin when you die. yes, it does PALE, but paled skin does not equal white skin. you can't lose pigmentation (it's in your DNA which, shocker, still influences your appearance when you're dead.) what DOES happen is the skin losing flush and drying out which greys the complexion! (veins and other factors can also give a blue-ish or purple tint!) the person stil looks pretty gone, but dark skin will not vanish. it's basically an extreme version of getting no sun *disclaimer: i am not a scientist, and some facts might be off BUT THE BASICS OF THIS STILL HOLD TRUE which means THIS...is WHITEWASHING and is not in any way accurate or ok just because they're on the hunt for brains or have no blood in their body, that does not justify taking away the pigment in a POC's skin. even if it is "a stylistic choice'" skin doesn't work that way. it's uncomfortable AND actually looks worse than if you just took the time to come up with a legitimate POC tone but how will i make my undead character look recognizably undead? i don't want to make them all white!? well here's a HANDY DANDY MINI-CHART OF COOL UNDEAD POC SKINTONES! (with original tones for reference!) Normal and that's only three examples from a multitude of skin tones (i can't do them all however much i would like to...) an easy trick for trying to figure out a nice settling place is to use "screen" or '"multiply" to place blue/grey over the existing skin tone! if you can't use that, just try your best to stay within the same range of tones as the original color! remember: there isn't an excuse for whitewashing. take time and look at the things you draw, and be wary, aight? now go draw some rad monsters!! happy halloween don't be a scrub frogopera: *cracks open a bag of candy and a jar of salt* SO, HALLOWEEN PSA TIME

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Animals, Bad, and Blue Balls: hadanelith I'll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words "crucifix nail nipples" into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way I require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a story, and now I need the rest of it. Could I get a link, or a summary, or something? Pretty please? All right buckle the fuck up kids, it's the year 2012 and I've just been handed what should be an easy editing gig by my senior editor. It's a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight movies is about to come out, and everything is vampires. Everything. I haven't edited a single thing in months which isn't about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So l open the file and notice there's a typo in the title, which really should have been my first inkling that something horrendous was about to go down, but you see I'm not quite dead inside yet so I carry on, bushy tailed and bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It'll be dead by page 24, but I don't know that yet. I'm just editing one more vampire boner fest The MC is a girl who we'll call Sue. Sue is a Good GirlT, Sue is Not Like Other Girls TM, she is pale and awkward and a virgin and has somehow managed to find herself a Bad BoyTM for a boyfriend. We'll call him Dickhead Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to pressure Sue into sex because he knows she is The One™ but he loves her really so it's okay. Except it's not okay because Sue is a Good Girl™ and holding out till marriage which he's fine with except he's got such a bad case of blue balls that one night walking home an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words hey stud" and he follows, dick out before she's even finished her sentence. Well turns out that was a mistake for Dickhead because she's a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting Vampire. So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he'll feel bad about in the morning, turns into him being bitten on the dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead. Except DBV fucked up and now he's a vampire. Are you still with me? Good, cause it's about to get weirder Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a creature of the night and feeding on animals rather than humans to repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed each night crying for the loss of her One True LoveM who she would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead never really left youl He's been 'instinctively protecting her from rapists by hiding out on her roof and fighting hobos who try to get to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because that's not fucking terrifying at all. Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do nothing but blame herself. Oh if only she'd let him touch her secret places, then perhaps all of this could be avoidedl Meanwhile Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late that his vampire powers have given him super senses and now he can smell her blood and he can't decide whether he wants to get with her or eat her. And I don't mean in the French sense. But he is strong! And over comes his base manly vampire instincts and neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic that Sue gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in all fairy tales, True Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure vagina that has never been touched by anyone not even her, can bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and rips her clothes off, but not before he takes one last moment to marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will never again look on her again and know she is Pure If you've only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve. So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is literally so pure in spirit, her flesh burns his. And I quote you from memory because these words are burned into my soul: "her breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but he did not care because he loved her so and couldn't stop" This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think about on my death bed and my last words will literally be "god fucking dammit" as I die, carrying that mental image with me into the afterlife. My own solace is in knowing that l inflicted it on other people too, like @ahzuri who is somehow still with me after all these years When the magic al burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her bruised, battered and broken with a dainty blue bells of bruises around her secret flower" (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid) Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he fucks, leaving her to the mercy of the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true monster he really is. But wait, there's more. Remember the dick biting vampire? Well turns out she has figured out she made him into a vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous of Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because sex before marriage which was done out of True Love is not a sin, so she is still a spiritual virgin and I'll be honest, I started drinking heavily at this point and its all a bit of a blur A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing the mistake he has made. And he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter, but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for luring innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts off, at which point i screamed THAT'S NOT HOW YOU REACH THE HEART and my brain short circuited completely and I have no idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my soul couldn't take it. I emailed the chief editor like ?????lIlll and the book was immediately pulled from the work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house. Turns out she was a friend of a friend and that was how she got the manuscript past our entry levels for requirement And that's the story of how an author sent me death threats for over a month because I stopped her shitty vampire porn from ever seeing the light of day. You're all fucking WELCOME Sorry to bring this searing back into your lives fam, but I feel it's worth noting that people are tagging this as an"ancient relic" of tumblr text posts and how they're so happy they see this every year and like guys, I hate to tell you this, but uh, this post is only six months old. I posted in on March 3rd 2016. It only seems like years because every time you see it you age five years thebibliosphere #crucifix nail nipples rides immortal #10ng post #nstw 182,818 notes Aug 6th, 2016 I know its a long read but consider: CRUCIFIX NAIL NIPPLES
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Wow, Guess, and White: I always thought I was light skin and pale but when put next to a white person Im like wow Nvm I guess 😂

I always thought I was light skin and pale but when put next to a white person Im like wow Nvm I guess 😂

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Animals, Bad, and Blue Balls: thebibli adanel words "crucifix nail nipples" into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days WI ill ioin me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all wa l require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a story, and now I need the rest of it. Could I get a link, or a summary, or something? Pretty please? All right buckle the fuck up kids, it's the year 2012 and I've just been handed what should be an easy editing gig by my senior editor It's a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight movies is about to come is vampires Everything. I haven't edited a single thing in months which isn't about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So I open the file and notice there's a typo in the title, which really should have been my first inkling that something horrendous was about to go down, but you see l'm not quite dead inside yet so l carry on, bushy tailed and bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It'll be dead by page 24, but I don't know that yet. I'm just editing one more The MC is a girl who we'll call Sue. Sue is a Good GlM, Sue is has somehow managed to find herself a Bad BoyT for a boyfriend Not Like Other Girls™, she is pale and awkward and a virgin and Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to pressure Sue into sex because he knows she is The One but he loves her really so it's okay. Except it's not okay because Sue is a Good GirlTM and holding out till marriage which he's fine with except he's got such a bad case of blue balls that one night walking home an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words "hey stud" and he follows, dick out before she's even finished her sentence. Well turns out that was a mistake for Dickhead because she's a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting Vampire So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he'll feel bad about in the morning, turns in dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead. Except DBV fucked up and now he's a vampire. Are you still with me? Good, cause it's about to get weirder g bitten on the Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a creature of the night and feeding on animals rather than humans to repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed each night crying for the loss of her One True Love who she would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead never really left you! He's been "instinctively protecting her from rapists" by hiding out on her roof and fighting hobos who try to get to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because at's not fucking terrifying Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do nothing but blame herself. Oh if only she'd let him touch her secret places, then perhaps all of this could be avoided! Meanwhile Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late have given him super senses and now he can smell her blood and he can't decide whether he wants to get with her or eat her. And I don't mean in the French sense. But he is strong! And over comes his base manly vampire instincts and neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic that Sue gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in all fairy tales, True Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure vagina that has never been touched by anyone, not even her, can bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and rips her clothes off, but not before he takes one last moment to marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will never again look on ure If you've only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is literally so pure in spirit, her flesh burns his. And I quote you from memory because these words are burned into my soul: "her breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but he did not care because he loved her so and couldn't stop This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think about on my death bed and my last words will literally be "god fucking dammit" as I die, carrying that mental image with me into the afterlife. My own sol people too, like @ahzuri who is somehow still with me after all these years ace is in knowing t on When the magical burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her bruised, battered and broken with "a dainty blue bells of bruises around her secret flower" (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid) Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he fucks, leaving her to the mercy of the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true monster he really is. But wait, there's more. Remember the dick biting vampire? Well turns out she has figured out she made him into a vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous of Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because sex before marriage which was done out of True Love is not a sin, so she is still a spiritual virgin and I'll be honest, I started drinking an A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing the mistake he has made. And he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for luring innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts off, at which point i screamed THAT'S NOT HOW YOU REACH THE HEART and my brain short circuited completely and I have no idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my soul couldn't take it. I emailed the chief editor like ?????!lll!????Il and the book was immediately pulled from the work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house Turns out she was a friend of a friend and that was how she got the manuscript past our entry levels for requirement And that's the story of how an author sent me death threats for over a month because l stopped her shitty vampire porn from ever seeing the light of day. You're all fucking WELCOME Worse than Twilightomg-humor.tumblr.com
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Beer, Dancing, and Fall: BEER TROUBLESHOOTING SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION Glass being held at Rotate glass so that Feet cold and wet. open end points toward ceiling Stand nextto. pearestdog, complain ahout incorrect angle Improper bladder control. Feet warm and wet. Beer unusually pale and tasteless. Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. Mouth contains cigarette butts Get someone to buy you another beer. Glass empty You have fallen over Have yourself backward leashed to bar. You have fallen forward See above. Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. Mouth not.open, orRetire to restroom, practice in mirror. glass applied to wrong part of face. You are looking through bottom of Get someone to buy you another beer. Floor blurred. empty glass. g Floor moving. You are being carried Find out if you are being takento another bar. Confirm home address with bartender. out Room seems unusually dark Bar has closed. Taxi suddenty takesB Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. on colorful aspect and textures. Everyone looks up to you and smiles. Cover mouth. You are dancing on Fall on somebody the table. cushy-looking. Punch him. Apologize to just in case it was It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up Beer is crystal-clear. Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear You have been in aeveryone you see, fight. them. Dont recognize You've wandered into See if they have free anyone, don't recognize the room your're in. Your singing sounds distorted. Don't remember the words to the song. the wrong party beer Have more beer until your voice impr oves Play air guitar. The beer is too weak. Beer is just right. Beer 101

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America, Cute, and Disney: FROZEN thisblogwasnevermeanttoexist: disney-where-dreams-come-true: mkbc: jhenne-bean: snowymote: missveryvery: eugenepants: albinwonderland: typette: adriofthedead: robotverve: ebeanezerscrooge: morbi: thedisnerd: ▣ Frozen(2013) first officially released concept art …why do they look almost exactly like Rapunzel and Flynn Like, literally I feel like I’m looking at a shorter hair Rapunzel and a blonde Flynn Rider right down to the demeanor and I don’t know what to make of that whooo-eee it sure is GENERIC PROTAGONISTS in here i never thought i’d experience boredom in a picture but here it is even the male protagonist looks fed up with this shit the guy is sort of cute, but I need to see a trailer before I pass judgement completely. However I am terrified they will sameface Rapunzel :C yeah we probably need more blonde white female protagonists I’m not sure we have enough yet hey just sayin when you make a character you consider where the fuck they’re from. if it is cold, and icy, the person is gonna be white. sorry. also looks like this takes place in well AN ICY DESOLATE KINGDOM aka nordic aka white pale blonde creatures wow who would have thought disney looks at like, i dunno, where the characters are from and where the story is taking place whoa sorry we gotta sacrifice the diversity of tumblr social justice for facts yknow yeah i forgot that everyone that lives in icy places is white. oh wait that’s not true at all, you racist shit. you know this fucking hat you wear in the winter? this shit? you know where that’s from? it’s called a “chullo”, you fuck. and it’s FROM THE ANDES. WHICH is in SOUTH AMERICA. MADE BY THE PEOPLE THERE SINCE BEFORE THE SPANIARDS CAME. how much do facts hurt now? Been meaning to reblog the commentary about FROZEN but this pretty much sums up my thoughts and adds some good points that I think many people will miss. o o p Yay! More white Disney characters to add to the never ending list of white Disney characters! It’s really weird how i’m the only person who can’t see this as racist.I mean yeah, maybe they should have put non-white characters since they have enough already, but i’m not so ANGRY and MAD about it. ^^ same also most of the concept arts are drawn by Glen Keane idk if these are because he retired and I know he set a certain “style” for the past years and he suffers from same-face-syndrome but yeah if this is how they’re actually going to look like they look exactly like Rapunzel and Flynn which is not okay.  //they look Swedish/Nordic though or like from that area and they’re pale-blue-eyed people right? so… but still. 
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