🔥 Popular | Latest

Memes, 🤖, and Mana: MISTERY MISTERI ANGKERNYA JAM 12 MALANM Banyak sudah cerita-cerita seram yang muncul pada jam 12 malam. Jam 12 malam identik dengan jam munculnya para makhluk halus Pendapat seperti itu mungkin muncul karena malam adalah kegelapan, di saat langit menghitam dan semua menjadi bayang-bayang sehingga orang beranggapan setan akan muncul pada saat tersebut. Tetapi sebenarnya malam merupakan tempat sugesti semesta, apalagi tepat pukul 12 malam. Ini adalah saat bergantinya hari. Dimana jam menunjukkan pada titik 0 dan ini waktu yang tepat untuk mengsugesti manusia. Konon kabarnya, ketika waktu pada titik 0 maka emosi manusia pun pada titik nol. Jika emosi manuisa pada titik nol 0 sugesti apa pun akan mudah masuk pada pribadi seseorang. Maka dari itu para orang pintar (dukun) atau para penyihir akan meniupkan kutukan atau mantranua selepas tengah malam. . Tak hanya dukun dan penyihir, setan-setan pun akan lebih senang jika bekerja di malam hari karena manusia lebih mudah diperdaya. Meskipun pada dasarnya setan itu akan muncul kapan saja dan di mana saja. Mereka tidak mengenal waktu ketika menggoda manusia. . Hanya malam adalah waktu tepat untuk menjerumuskan manusia pada jurang kenistaan yang paling dalam. Keadaan malam yang sepi membuat para dukun-penyihir dan setan lebih mudah berkonsentrasi pada misinya. Pada saat kita tertidur maka aura yang kita keluarkan cenderung lebih natural, tidak terpengaruh aura siapa pun sehingga aura dunia cenderung lebih tenang dan tidak kacau. . Karena itu malam menjadi pilihan para setan untuk menjalankan kejahatan. Aura yang netral menyebakan mereka lebih leluasa untuk menggoda manusia. Maka dari itu ada sebuah kepercayaan, jika orang biasa tidur lewat dari jam dua belas malam maka dia akan sulit terkena pengaruh sihir, baik santet atau pelet. Karena jiwanya masih sadar ketika waktu menunjukan titik nol. Bagaimana menurut kalian yang hobi begadang?

Banyak sudah cerita-cerita seram yang muncul pada jam 12 malam. Jam 12 malam identik dengan jam munculnya para makhluk halus Pendapat sepert...

Save
Being Alone, Children, and Dumbledore: It was Tom Riddle. Not snake-like, pale, and red eyed. Human. He smiled, not menacingly, but£ warmly. Hello, Harry. Harry smiled as well. "Nice to see you again, In The Last Few Minutes Of Hisom. Life, Harry Potter Has One Last "is it nice? I was never much of a warm presence when I was among the living.I hurt many people. But most of all, I tried to hurt you. It's ironic that you were among the few who saw me as Tom Riddle, rather than Lord Voldemort." Talk With Tom Riddle. Harry Potter is sitting at home sixty years after the battle of Hogwarts, an old man now, when suddenly his scar hurts. Fear can drive you mad," said Harry. "I've seen it many times." Harry sat alone. The house that once housed Ginny and his children was near empty. Ginny had passed a year ago, and he had to admit it had taken something out of him. He had lost so many people, but this had struck him hard. Tom Riddle smiled again, somewhat sadly. Harry, we've got to go. Harry looked at him. There were tears in his eyes. He thought of his children. They all had families of their own, and they were supposed to be visiting soon. He sighed I'm scared." he said know." said another voice. No one knew he was sick. Ron knew, but he made him swear on his life not to tell anyone. He'd had a good life, and he wanted to go without a fuss. Enough close brushes with death had made him want to go quietly. Harry turned, It was Ginny, He gasped. Behind her stood every person he had ever loved and lost. Hagrid, and Dumbledore, and Dobby, and Lupin and Tonks and Snape and Cedric and Sirius and even the Dursleys. His parents stood next to Ginny, smiling He wanted some tea, but he felt too weak to get up. He took out his wand, then stopped. He held the old, etched wood in his hands, then lightly made sparks fly out of the tip. "We're with you, Harry." his mother said softly Harry turned to Riddle. Tom stuck out his hand. "Come, Harry." He smiled. He always loved how still, so many years later, magic still amazed him. Suddenly, his scar hurt. He wasn't alarmed by it, nor by the man who had appeared in the corner of the room. Harry laughed, tears in his eyes, his scar burning, as he grabbed Riddle's hand, and then left this world together with Death, as equals daily-harrypotter-world: Alternative/Extended epilogue to Deathly Hallows.

daily-harrypotter-world: Alternative/Extended epilogue to Deathly Hallows.

Save
Being Alone, Children, and Dumbledore: It was Tom Riddle. Not snake-like, pale, and red eyed. Human. He smiled, not menacingly, but£ warmly. Hello, Harry. Harry smiled as well. "Nice to see you again, In The Last Few Minutes Of Hisom. Life, Harry Potter Has One Last "is it nice? I was never much of a warm presence when I was among the living.I hurt many people. But most of all, I tried to hurt you. It's ironic that you were among the few who saw me as Tom Riddle, rather than Lord Voldemort." Talk With Tom Riddle. Harry Potter is sitting at home sixty years after the battle of Hogwarts, an old man now, when suddenly his scar hurts. Fear can drive you mad," said Harry. "I've seen it many times." Harry sat alone. The house that once housed Ginny and his children was near empty. Ginny had passed a year ago, and he had to admit it had taken something out of him. He had lost so many people, but this had struck him hard. Tom Riddle smiled again, somewhat sadly. Harry, we've got to go. Harry looked at him. There were tears in his eyes. He thought of his children. They all had families of their own, and they were supposed to be visiting soon. He sighed I'm scared." he said know." said another voice. No one knew he was sick. Ron knew, but he made him swear on his life not to tell anyone. He'd had a good life, and he wanted to go without a fuss. Enough close brushes with death had made him want to go quietly. Harry turned, It was Ginny, He gasped. Behind her stood every person he had ever loved and lost. Hagrid, and Dumbledore, and Dobby, and Lupin and Tonks and Snape and Cedric and Sirius and even the Dursleys. His parents stood next to Ginny, smiling He wanted some tea, but he felt too weak to get up. He took out his wand, then stopped. He held the old, etched wood in his hands, then lightly made sparks fly out of the tip. "We're with you, Harry." his mother said softly Harry turned to Riddle. Tom stuck out his hand. "Come, Harry." He smiled. He always loved how still, so many years later, magic still amazed him. Suddenly, his scar hurt. He wasn't alarmed by it, nor by the man who had appeared in the corner of the room. Harry laughed, tears in his eyes, his scar burning, as he grabbed Riddle's hand, and then left this world together with Death, as equals daily-harrypotter-world: Alternative/Extended epilogue to Deathly Hallows.

daily-harrypotter-world: Alternative/Extended epilogue to Deathly Hallows.

Save
Animals, Bad, and Blue Balls: hadanelith I'll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words "crucifix nail nipples" into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way I require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a story, and now I need the rest of it. Could I get a link, or a summary, or something? Pretty please? All right buckle the fuck up kids, it's the year 2012 and I've just been handed what should be an easy editing gig by my senior editor. It's a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight movies is about to come out, and everything is vampires. Everything. I haven't edited a single thing in months which isn't about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So l open the file and notice there's a typo in the title, which really should have been my first inkling that something horrendous was about to go down, but you see I'm not quite dead inside yet so I carry on, bushy tailed and bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It'll be dead by page 24, but I don't know that yet. I'm just editing one more vampire boner fest The MC is a girl who we'll call Sue. Sue is a Good GirlT, Sue is Not Like Other Girls TM, she is pale and awkward and a virgin and has somehow managed to find herself a Bad BoyTM for a boyfriend. We'll call him Dickhead Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to pressure Sue into sex because he knows she is The One™ but he loves her really so it's okay. Except it's not okay because Sue is a Good Girl™ and holding out till marriage which he's fine with except he's got such a bad case of blue balls that one night walking home an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words hey stud" and he follows, dick out before she's even finished her sentence. Well turns out that was a mistake for Dickhead because she's a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting Vampire. So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he'll feel bad about in the morning, turns into him being bitten on the dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead. Except DBV fucked up and now he's a vampire. Are you still with me? Good, cause it's about to get weirder Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a creature of the night and feeding on animals rather than humans to repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed each night crying for the loss of her One True LoveM who she would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead never really left youl He's been 'instinctively protecting her from rapists by hiding out on her roof and fighting hobos who try to get to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because that's not fucking terrifying at all. Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do nothing but blame herself. Oh if only she'd let him touch her secret places, then perhaps all of this could be avoidedl Meanwhile Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late that his vampire powers have given him super senses and now he can smell her blood and he can't decide whether he wants to get with her or eat her. And I don't mean in the French sense. But he is strong! And over comes his base manly vampire instincts and neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic that Sue gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in all fairy tales, True Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure vagina that has never been touched by anyone not even her, can bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and rips her clothes off, but not before he takes one last moment to marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will never again look on her again and know she is Pure If you've only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve. So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is literally so pure in spirit, her flesh burns his. And I quote you from memory because these words are burned into my soul: "her breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but he did not care because he loved her so and couldn't stop" This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think about on my death bed and my last words will literally be "god fucking dammit" as I die, carrying that mental image with me into the afterlife. My own solace is in knowing that l inflicted it on other people too, like @ahzuri who is somehow still with me after all these years When the magic al burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her bruised, battered and broken with a dainty blue bells of bruises around her secret flower" (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid) Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he fucks, leaving her to the mercy of the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true monster he really is. But wait, there's more. Remember the dick biting vampire? Well turns out she has figured out she made him into a vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous of Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because sex before marriage which was done out of True Love is not a sin, so she is still a spiritual virgin and I'll be honest, I started drinking heavily at this point and its all a bit of a blur A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing the mistake he has made. And he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter, but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for luring innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts off, at which point i screamed THAT'S NOT HOW YOU REACH THE HEART and my brain short circuited completely and I have no idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my soul couldn't take it. I emailed the chief editor like ?????lIlll and the book was immediately pulled from the work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house. Turns out she was a friend of a friend and that was how she got the manuscript past our entry levels for requirement And that's the story of how an author sent me death threats for over a month because I stopped her shitty vampire porn from ever seeing the light of day. You're all fucking WELCOME Sorry to bring this searing back into your lives fam, but I feel it's worth noting that people are tagging this as an"ancient relic" of tumblr text posts and how they're so happy they see this every year and like guys, I hate to tell you this, but uh, this post is only six months old. I posted in on March 3rd 2016. It only seems like years because every time you see it you age five years thebibliosphere #crucifix nail nipples rides immortal #10ng post #nstw 182,818 notes Aug 6th, 2016 I know its a long read but consider: CRUCIFIX NAIL NIPPLES
Save
Wow, Guess, and White: I always thought I was light skin and pale but when put next to a white person Im like wow Nvm I guess 😂

I always thought I was light skin and pale but when put next to a white person Im like wow Nvm I guess 😂

Save
Animals, Bad, and Blue Balls: thebibli adanel words "crucifix nail nipples" into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days WI ill ioin me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all wa l require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a story, and now I need the rest of it. Could I get a link, or a summary, or something? Pretty please? All right buckle the fuck up kids, it's the year 2012 and I've just been handed what should be an easy editing gig by my senior editor It's a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight movies is about to come is vampires Everything. I haven't edited a single thing in months which isn't about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So I open the file and notice there's a typo in the title, which really should have been my first inkling that something horrendous was about to go down, but you see l'm not quite dead inside yet so l carry on, bushy tailed and bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It'll be dead by page 24, but I don't know that yet. I'm just editing one more The MC is a girl who we'll call Sue. Sue is a Good GlM, Sue is has somehow managed to find herself a Bad BoyT for a boyfriend Not Like Other Girls™, she is pale and awkward and a virgin and Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to pressure Sue into sex because he knows she is The One but he loves her really so it's okay. Except it's not okay because Sue is a Good GirlTM and holding out till marriage which he's fine with except he's got such a bad case of blue balls that one night walking home an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words "hey stud" and he follows, dick out before she's even finished her sentence. Well turns out that was a mistake for Dickhead because she's a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting Vampire So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he'll feel bad about in the morning, turns in dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead. Except DBV fucked up and now he's a vampire. Are you still with me? Good, cause it's about to get weirder g bitten on the Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a creature of the night and feeding on animals rather than humans to repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed each night crying for the loss of her One True Love who she would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead never really left you! He's been "instinctively protecting her from rapists" by hiding out on her roof and fighting hobos who try to get to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because at's not fucking terrifying Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do nothing but blame herself. Oh if only she'd let him touch her secret places, then perhaps all of this could be avoided! Meanwhile Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late have given him super senses and now he can smell her blood and he can't decide whether he wants to get with her or eat her. And I don't mean in the French sense. But he is strong! And over comes his base manly vampire instincts and neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic that Sue gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in all fairy tales, True Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure vagina that has never been touched by anyone, not even her, can bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and rips her clothes off, but not before he takes one last moment to marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will never again look on ure If you've only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is literally so pure in spirit, her flesh burns his. And I quote you from memory because these words are burned into my soul: "her breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but he did not care because he loved her so and couldn't stop This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think about on my death bed and my last words will literally be "god fucking dammit" as I die, carrying that mental image with me into the afterlife. My own sol people too, like @ahzuri who is somehow still with me after all these years ace is in knowing t on When the magical burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her bruised, battered and broken with "a dainty blue bells of bruises around her secret flower" (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid) Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he fucks, leaving her to the mercy of the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true monster he really is. But wait, there's more. Remember the dick biting vampire? Well turns out she has figured out she made him into a vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous of Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because sex before marriage which was done out of True Love is not a sin, so she is still a spiritual virgin and I'll be honest, I started drinking an A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing the mistake he has made. And he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for luring innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts off, at which point i screamed THAT'S NOT HOW YOU REACH THE HEART and my brain short circuited completely and I have no idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my soul couldn't take it. I emailed the chief editor like ?????!lll!????Il and the book was immediately pulled from the work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house Turns out she was a friend of a friend and that was how she got the manuscript past our entry levels for requirement And that's the story of how an author sent me death threats for over a month because l stopped her shitty vampire porn from ever seeing the light of day. You're all fucking WELCOME Worse than Twilightomg-humor.tumblr.com
Save
Beer, Dancing, and Fall: BEER TROUBLESHOOTING SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION Glass being held at Rotate glass so that Feet cold and wet. open end points toward ceiling Stand nextto. pearestdog, complain ahout incorrect angle Improper bladder control. Feet warm and wet. Beer unusually pale and tasteless. Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. Mouth contains cigarette butts Get someone to buy you another beer. Glass empty You have fallen over Have yourself backward leashed to bar. You have fallen forward See above. Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. Mouth not.open, orRetire to restroom, practice in mirror. glass applied to wrong part of face. You are looking through bottom of Get someone to buy you another beer. Floor blurred. empty glass. g Floor moving. You are being carried Find out if you are being takento another bar. Confirm home address with bartender. out Room seems unusually dark Bar has closed. Taxi suddenty takesB Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. on colorful aspect and textures. Everyone looks up to you and smiles. Cover mouth. You are dancing on Fall on somebody the table. cushy-looking. Punch him. Apologize to just in case it was It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up Beer is crystal-clear. Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear You have been in aeveryone you see, fight. them. Dont recognize You've wandered into See if they have free anyone, don't recognize the room your're in. Your singing sounds distorted. Don't remember the words to the song. the wrong party beer Have more beer until your voice impr oves Play air guitar. The beer is too weak. Beer is just right. Beer 101

Beer 101

Save