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Climbing, College, and Fire: In Case of Fire Do tet Use Elevator Use Stairs haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random slike this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random s in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class i took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning "Look who's late" face, and walks on inside. What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like โ€œFuck it" and SCALED THE BUILDING! She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d-when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP DOING THAT! I've saved this before, but this time it has a picture!
Fucking, Omg, and Tumblr: <p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/175628696442/221b-ean-jacquez45-lovelyshuri" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://221b-ean.tumblr.com/post/175592222769/jacquez45-lovelyshuri-ohifonlyx33" class="tumblr_blog">221b-ean</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://jacquez45.tumblr.com/post/173784884455/lovelyshuri-ohifonlyx33-strawberrypatty" class="tumblr_blog">jacquez45</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lovelyshuri.tumblr.com/post/173342139148/ohifonlyx33-strawberrypatty" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyshuri</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ohifonlyx33.tumblr.com/post/173341793613/strawberrypatty-i-am-a-star-dragon" class="tumblr_blog">ohifonlyx33</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://strawberrypatty.tumblr.com/post/170670861462/i-am-a-star-dragon-gxtawxycar-marvel-link" class="tumblr_blog">strawberrypatty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://i-am-a-star-dragon.tumblr.com/post/170593956602/gxtawxycar-marvel-link" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-a-star-dragon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gxtawxycar.tumblr.com/post/165527902271/marvel-link" class="tumblr_blog">gxtawxycar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>MARVELย </p> <p>link //ย <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s</a>ย (collab w/ djcprod)</p> </blockquote> <p>Okay Iโ€™ll admit this the was really awesome and a really well matched to the song and edited</p> </blockquote> <p>Thatโ€™s fucking tight.</p> </blockquote> <p>ting ting<br/>TING TING<br/>TING! TING!<br/>*panting out of breath gasps in time to the beat*<br/><br/>I LIVE FOR THIS STUFF</p> </blockquote> <p>fun fact a few months ago I showed this video to my 4 y/o brother and to this day he asks me to play the song (glitter and gold) because he is convinced it is โ€œThe Avengers Songโ„ขโ€ </p> </blockquote> <p>one of the few fanvids that uses dialogue that I think actually really works</p> </blockquote> <p>THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING OMG IS SO HYPED</p> </blockquote> <p>perfect ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ</p></blockquote> <p>Thereโ€™s also this one: <a href="https://youtu.be/23gr_kfmQ1o">https://youtu.be/23gr_kfmQ1o</a></p><p>Kickass Marvel edits are my aesthetic</p>
Ass, Baseball, and Fall: jpg (46 KB, 1024x683) No.46363786 Anonymous 18 min. ago >be me >working register at mcd's like a fucking wagie mom and son come up >absolute units, their hands were fucking round perfectly fucking round, like a baseball little blob holding a small fish bowl, maybe they came back from Walmart after getting a fish poor fish, probably doesn't even get his ration of the fish food one of those families that has each family member go up to order for themselves hate these kinds of families mama blob starts ordering out of breath from standing in line >slams her elbows down onto the counter to rest while ordering could have fucking swore i heard the counter rumble yaah *pant* could i have a *pant* ahhhhh *pant* big Mac *pant* make that two actually... *pant* no three.... and a *pant* basket of fries and *pant* a large diet coke sweat beads fall down from her chins onto the table breathes in sharply struggles to take elbows off of table finally accomplishes the task finally accomplishes the task two huge wet marks take up the register section those are her fucking elbows her elbows actually fucking sweated little blob comes up to order "can i have 2 big Macs pant* a basket of fries.. *pant* make that two actually *pant* and a large diet Coke *pant* brings fish bowl out onto counter "and... *pant* fill this up *pant* with chocolate *pant* milkshake >a fucking fishbowl sorry, our largest size is a large. we cannot fill things that aren't McDonalds cups mama blob starts throwing a tantrum "HE WANTS HIS FUCKING MILKSHAKE SO GIVE IT TO HIM" maam, we cann >"LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR GOD DAMN MANAGER go get manager >he just repeats what I said tells her she can buy about 10 large milkshakes to fill it if she wants "DAS TOO EXPENSIVE!!!" "TOO MUCH CALORIES!!!" >me and manager stare at each other did she really just say that mama blob sees us looking at each other cont. whole restaurant has been quiet this whole time just looking at us >mama blob hears something turns her body to look backward >a gentle greasy breeze hits me >sees a couple people snickering turns back around "YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!!" >me and manager stay silent tears start to well up in her eyes could have just been sweat though face turns redder grabs her son's hand "WE'RE NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN!" >something deep down told me that wasn't true >pulls her son's hand waddles out hear her panting as she opens the door notice something >me and manager both notice it look at each other there was something brown in the middle of Hammy's ass could it be could it fucking be look at her legs brown liquid streaking the inside of her right leg >she sharted >she actually fucking sharted and left a brown trail had to febreeze the fuck out of that place for 5 minutes janitor almost puked cleaning it up Hammy &amp; Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake
Climbing, Fall, and Funny: SHORT MEN! - w4m Are you a shorter man under the height of 5"? Do you have a sense of adventure? Do you like trying new experiences? Are you available in the next few days? Text me and let me know! do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers o email to friend best of 1 Back Contact Today 9:31 PM Hello Hello! Who is this? This is Isaac. i'm responding to a personal you posted looking for a date. Do you have any pics? Hold on there, Isaac. Is this the post looking for a man under the height of 5'? yes is I have to be honest, Isaac. I'm not actually looking for a date. I'm looking to hire a shorter man for a single task, for about an 1 hour. Well Paid. Nothing Sexual and Completely Above Board. How much and what $250 Ok, what's the job? My young son, Andrew, keeps opening his bedroom window at night even though I keep telling him not to. It's full-on winter right now and he's blowing up the heating bill when he does it. So if you agree, I'm going to tell him that if he doesn't close the window, a fat evil dwarf will climb into his window and steal all of his toys. I have a ladder for you to climb up to the window and walkie talkies for us to talk When you start climbing into the window, make lots of panting/grunting sounds to wake Andrew. When I hear him yell, I will run into the room with a large broom and bug repellent which I will spray you with before shoving you out of the window with the broom. I have purchased a very large bean bag bed from Sharper Image that we will put under the window for you to fall onto (only about 15 feet). 12AM would be the best time as I know Andrew will be asleep. I can also providea written reference you may add to your employment portfolio. is This is real? Yes, Isaac. And I need results. For sure its fine little job for little men.

For sure its fine little job for little men.

80s, Bad, and Cats: h Halo is at the emergency vet with her 2nd battle with glaucoma. Back in September she had to have her right eye removed and the biopsy revealed it was primary glaucoma meaning it's hereditary & that inevitably we'd be right here dealing with the other eye. ๐Ÿ˜ฟ She's going to be sedated and the eye fully examined to determine the best course of action for this eye. From what we can tell (which has progressed so quickly in a matter of days just like last time), the vision is now gone during the day too (it was just a night a couple weeks ago) and she'll likely have to have this eye removed as well. She wasn't in pain until today and last week I proactively made an appt with the eye specialist because I knew we were getting close & needed to create a plan of action for when things got bad (which is when vision is totally lost). The appt was for 4:30 today. We didn't make it because of her waking up panting with pain and no vision at all. We brought her to emergency so she didn't have to suffer all day. This is how fast this awful disease progresses. Unlike people, pets can go from doing ok and managing with pressure drops to ending up at emergency within a weekend! Please read up on glaucoma and become familiar with the signs-symptoms. Many mistake a wet eye for seasonal allergies and it could be glaucoma. Cats can get glaucoma too so this isn't just for dog owners. Better to check and be safe than sorry. So now we wait.... we will update as soon as we know more. XOXO UPDATE: pressures were in the 80's & there is no vision so enucleation (eye removal) will be performed just like 9 months ago. Unfortunately that's just the way glaucoma ends most times. She will be pain free and back home tonight. This ordeal will finally be over and she can start acclimating to getting around without vision. Thank you all for all the love and well wishes! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฝ

Halo is at the emergency vet with her 2nd battle with glaucoma. Back in September she had to have her right eye removed and the biopsy revea...

Dad, Drugs, and Dude: When a black person gives you the nigga pass" GOOD RELATIONS WITH THE WOOKIEES, I HAVE "Damn, I really aint tryna go to math" "Why?" "I have an essay today." "Forreal? That sucks." "Yea that's not even the worst part." "It's not?" "Mr. Goff is the sub." "JACK GOFF?" "Yup." "Isn't that the dude that got arrested for touching you a year ago?" "Yup, my buttocks are on lockdown mode." "How did he get out of jail so early?" "The government is too busy locking up people for drugs, so they're releasing "less offensive" criminals early. Welp, here it is." "Good luck on your essay babe." "Ah Goodmorning Daniel." "Morning Mr. Goff. Where is everyone?" "Seems you're a little early." "But Im always late..." "Oh?" "Plus its been 5 minutes since the bell... Hey, why are you locking the door?" "Hm? I always do this?" "Hell nah somethings fishy." "Is it Mr. Cole?" "What are you doing? Don't come near me!" "Dont be scared Mr. Cole, it wont hurt a bit." "DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH ME OLD MAN! AHHHHH-" "HEY! What's going on in here? WHAT THE FUCK? Why are you naked Mr. Goff?" "Mrs. G! Mr. Goff tried to-" "It was this horrible student Miss. He tried to fondle me." "WHAT?!" "Is that true Daniel?" "Of course not-" "Indeed it is true. I tried to stop him but you see, I am only an old man." "Daniel, come with me, we're calling your parents." "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING." I woke up in a cold sweat and was panting like a dog. "Something wrong baby?" "No dad, and can you not have an erection if you're gonna spoon me? Kinda gay."
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Memes, Subway, and Blog: Teen Dies Protecting His Mom During A Robbery At Subway @balleralert Teen Dies Protecting His Mom During A Robbery At Subway โ€“ blogged by @eleven8 โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € A Houston teen has died after taking a bullet for his mother during a robbery at a Subway restaurant. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Police say two armed robbers shot and killed the high school student, who was a Subway employee, in front of his mother, also an employee, on Wednesday night. The incident occurred on the 3900 block of Broadway in southeast Houston around 8pm. According to reports, the suspects walked into the Subway and pointed the gun at the victimโ€™s mother. The victim intervened, taking a bullet to the neck for her. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The suspects fled the scene in what is being described as a โ€œtan, foreign, small car.โ€ Both suspects are being described as black males, one age 18 to 20, 5โ€™7 with no facial hair, and wearing a dark blue hoodie and black pants. The other male is described as being in his mid teens, light blue hoodie and black pants.

Teen Dies Protecting His Mom During A Robbery At Subway โ€“ blogged by @eleven8 โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € A Houston teen has died after taking a bul...

DeJ Loaf, Gucci, and Jaden Smith: Ballerific Fashion: Dej Loaf Wearing Gucci Snake Print T-Shirt and Jeans @balleralert Ballerific Fashion: Dej Loaf Wearing Gucci Snake Print T-Shirt and Jeans - blogged by: @peachkyss โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € DejLoaf is one of many celebs that loves Gucciโ€™s snake print pieces. The rapper posed for the โ€˜Gram wearing Gucciโ€™s snake print t-shirt, jeans, and Princetown slippers. The look was completed with a hoodie halfway on to add a bit of street chic to her style. Dej Loafโ€™s choice of shoes was definitely a great pick. Not only is the look casual and comfortable, but the fur slippers add the extra โ€œumphโ€ to her look. Lately, she has been taking her style to the next level and I am here for it. Keep the chicness coming! โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The snake is a defining detail of Alessandro Micheleโ€™s Fall Winter collection. Inspired by the animal world, Michele adorns the front of this cotton t-shirt with the serpent motif that has emerged as one of his signature details. Floral appliquรฉs add a touch of romance to the design. The snake t-shirt is available at Gucci for $940. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Inspired by nature, Alessandro Michele imbues his collections with animal and floral motifs. The snake emerges as one of his most recognizable details. The slithering design is richly embroidered and sewn to the leg of the tapered denim pant. The process takes hours to complete by hand for each piece. The fabric undergoes a treatment that involves stone washing, dyeing and distressing to achieve a soft construction and create the distinctive faded effect. The snake printed jeans are priced $1,090. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The Princetown slipper is fully lined and trimmed with lamb fur then finished with Gucciโ€™s signature Horsebit detail. The slippers are very popular among the celebs. The fur slippers are priced at $995, if you are up for the splurge. The slippers come in different styles and embroidered detailing. If you love stepping out of the box, these slippers should be added to your wardrobe this season. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € We have spotted many celebs in the popular slippers, including Jaden Smith. The slippers were featured as our Ballerific Foot Werk a few times. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Thoughts on the Gucci pieces Dej Loaf wore?

Ballerific Fashion: Dej Loaf Wearing Gucci Snake Print T-Shirt and Jeans - blogged by: @peachkyss โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € DejLoaf is one of many...