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Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro
 Can I get to kno yu
 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile
 Jamal Thomas
 I'm a boy
 6 hours ago
 Jdm Rog
 Ohh
 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger
 Jamal Thomas
 Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know
 named Jamal
 6 hours ago
*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime

*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would...

Cars, Ferrari, and Memes: Alicia Keys Wants No Parts Of Swizz Beatz's Legal Issues; Files Motion To Be Dismissed From $16.5 Million Lawsuit @balleralert Alicia Keys Wants No Parts Of Swizz Beatz’s Legal Issues; Files Motion To Be Dismissed From $16.5 Million Lawsuit – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ AliciaKeys is trying to disconnect herself from her husband’s legal woes after the super producer was hit with a $16.5 million lawsuit over luxury cars. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the @blast, Metro Gem Leasing sued SwizzBeatz and his wife’s company, AK Worldwide Productions for defaulting on the leases of luxury cars leased in his name. In the suit obtained by the publication, Metro Gem said Swizz and his wife had been avoiding repossession after defaulting on the leases of the cars. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Metro Gem also claimed the two had about five leases in default, including a $155,000 Range Rover and a $600,000 Ferrari F12. However, Alicia says none of this is her problem. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to The Blast, the singer says her name was not on the lease agreement or any of the paperwork for the cars. But, she says from what she understands, all of Metro’s cars have been returned to the leasing company. In fact, she fires back and accuses the company of trying to rope her into the drama for more money, but she wants out. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ She has since filed a motion to be dismissed from the case. On the other hand, according to the publication, Swizz is asking for the entire case to be dismissed. The producer filed a separate motion, accusing the company of trying to stick him for his paper because he’s a celebrity.
Cars, Ferrari, and Memes: Alicia Keys Wants No Parts Of Swizz Beatz's
 Legal Issues; Files Motion To Be Dismissed
 From $16.5 Million Lawsuit
 @balleralert
Alicia Keys Wants No Parts Of Swizz Beatz’s Legal Issues; Files Motion To Be Dismissed From $16.5 Million Lawsuit – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ AliciaKeys is trying to disconnect herself from her husband’s legal woes after the super producer was hit with a $16.5 million lawsuit over luxury cars. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the @blast, Metro Gem Leasing sued SwizzBeatz and his wife’s company, AK Worldwide Productions for defaulting on the leases of luxury cars leased in his name. In the suit obtained by the publication, Metro Gem said Swizz and his wife had been avoiding repossession after defaulting on the leases of the cars. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Metro Gem also claimed the two had about five leases in default, including a $155,000 Range Rover and a $600,000 Ferrari F12. However, Alicia says none of this is her problem. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to The Blast, the singer says her name was not on the lease agreement or any of the paperwork for the cars. But, she says from what she understands, all of Metro’s cars have been returned to the leasing company. In fact, she fires back and accuses the company of trying to rope her into the drama for more money, but she wants out. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ She has since filed a motion to be dismissed from the case. On the other hand, according to the publication, Swizz is asking for the entire case to be dismissed. The producer filed a separate motion, accusing the company of trying to stick him for his paper because he’s a celebrity.

Alicia Keys Wants No Parts Of Swizz Beatz’s Legal Issues; Files Motion To Be Dismissed From $16.5 Million Lawsuit – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀...

Alive, Amazon, and Apple: did you know? You can buy wrapping paper that's covered in the lyrics of classic rap and hip hop songs. 'Gift Rap' comes in a variety of stvles, including Baby Got Back, Whoomp! (There it is!), O. P. P., and Push It rl keep my women like Flo Jo/A word to the thick soul sisters, I want to lay cause l'm long, and I'm strong and I'm down to get the friction on/S to do with my selection/Thirty six-twenty four- thirty six/ Ha ha, oe but please don't lose that butt/Some brothers want to play that has Eck in, to the beanpole dames in the magazines / You ain't it miss thing / and you want a triple X throw down/ Dial 1-900-MIKALOT and kici guys?/They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, bitty waist and a round thang in your face, you get sprung/Wanna pu es (me so horny)/0000 rump of smooth skin/You say you wanna the average black man and ask him that she's gotta pack much bac h the Oakland booty)/llike 'em round and big and when I'm throwir so fine that you'll see Double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble- beggin' for a pi l gotta be straight when I say l want to/Til the break of dawn- baby g vanna roll in my Mercedes? (yeah)/ Then turn around, stick it out, even w Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda/ But Fonda ain't got a motor in o they toss it and leave it andI pull up quick to retrieve it/So Cosmo says and rice didn't miss her/Some knuckleheads try to dis 'cause his gir Baby got back /Little in the middle but she got much back I/ Oh m Ican't believe it's just so round /It's like out there/Imean gross/Look [was stuffed deep in the peans she's wearin. / I'm hooked and I can't stop cause you ain't that average groupie/I saw her dancin', to hell with rom ur girlfriend got the butt? (hel yeah)/Tell 'em to shake it (shake it), shal like an animal, now here's my scandal/I want to got you home and uh, d PHOTO: AMAZON DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM What a time to be alive! 🎁 presents wrapping giftrap funny 📢 Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Want more Did You Know(s)? ➡📓 Buy our book on Amazon: [LINK IN BIO] ➡📱 Download our App: http:-apple.co-2i9iX0u ➡📩 Get daily text message alerts: http:-Fact-Snacks.com ➡📩 Free email newsletter: http:-DidYouKnowFacts.com-Sign-Up- ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ We post different content across our channels. Follow us so you don't miss out! 📍http:-facebook.com-didyouknowblog 📍http:-twitter.com-didyouknowfacts ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ DYN FACTS TRIVIA TIL DIDYOUKNOW NOWIKNOW
Alive, Amazon, and Apple: did you know?
 You can buy wrapping paper that's
 covered in the lyrics of classic rap and
 hip hop songs. 'Gift Rap' comes in a
 variety of stvles, including Baby Got
 Back, Whoomp! (There it is!), O. P. P.,
 and Push It
 rl keep my women like Flo Jo/A word to the thick soul sisters, I want to
 lay cause l'm long, and I'm strong and I'm down to get the friction on/S
 to do with my selection/Thirty six-twenty four- thirty six/ Ha ha, oe
 but please don't lose that butt/Some brothers want to play that has
 Eck in, to the beanpole dames in the magazines / You ain't it miss thing /
 and you want a triple X throw down/ Dial 1-900-MIKALOT and kici
 guys?/They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute,
 bitty waist and a round thang in your face, you get sprung/Wanna pu
 es (me so horny)/0000 rump of smooth skin/You say you wanna
 the average black man and ask him that she's gotta pack much bac
 h the Oakland booty)/llike 'em round and big and when I'm throwir
 so fine that you'll see Double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble- beggin' for a pi
 l gotta be straight when I say l want to/Til the break of dawn- baby g
 vanna roll in my Mercedes? (yeah)/ Then turn around, stick it out, even w
 Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda/ But Fonda ain't got a motor in
 o they toss it and leave it andI pull up quick to retrieve it/So Cosmo says
 and rice didn't miss her/Some knuckleheads try to dis 'cause his gir
 Baby got back /Little in the middle but she got much back I/ Oh m
 Ican't believe it's just so round /It's like out there/Imean gross/Look
 [was stuffed deep in the peans she's wearin. / I'm hooked and I can't stop
 cause you ain't that average groupie/I saw her dancin', to hell with rom
 ur girlfriend got the butt? (hel yeah)/Tell 'em to shake it (shake it), shal
 like an animal, now here's my scandal/I want to got you home and uh, d
 PHOTO: AMAZON
 DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM
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A Dream, Ass, and Driving: Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton I can't believe racism is still a problem in today's society. 9:59 PM PuN Abl MaMba Rep Gamerscore 31090 O Zone Underground oevaplyro Message Text Hahah you fucking Canadian go sleep in your igloo *me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5 seconds later my uncles phone vibrates in his pocket* *he pulls it out* *stares at the screen for a moment* *looks at me* “What the hell did you just send me?” he says. “What?” *he shows me his phone* *depression* “Explain yourself right now.” “I-I-I must have sent it to you on accident, I swear.” I stuttered. *he stares at me for a moment* “An accident, huh?” *i nod* *he licks his lips* “Well, that’s okay.” *his hand touches my thigh* “Uhh, what.” “Say, nephew. You ever wake up with weird bruises near your genitals?” “Huh? You told me it was a skin condition.” “Yeah, a skin condition called your Uncle.” *he stands up and takes off his belt* “What are you doing?” I ask nervously. “The same thing I do every night at 3:42 am when you’re asleep.” *he drops his pants* “I don’t wanna hurt you boy. Now turn around and take this dick like a man.” *my mind is racing* “RAPE!” I yell. “RAPE!” *my uncle grabs me* “RA-“ *someone shakes me awake* *its my Mom* “Jimmy what’s wrong?” “It was a dream? Mom... Uncle was going to rape me.” “Your uncle? Jimmy, you have to let him go. Your uncle died 7 years ago in a car crash. I don’t blame you anymore for drunk driving. I’m sure your uncle forgives you as well. He’d never rape you in your dreams.” *she kisses me on the forehead* “Goodnight.” *she walks out of the room* *i cry myself back to sleep* (Therapist Notes: After reviewing your sons story, it is apparent he is suffering from mild schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. We are also suspicious of dementia and possibly psychopathic tendencies. As a professional, I would suggest putting Terome into an asylum for now, until he can retrieve better treatment. But I leave that up to you, as you are his mother.) My Mom puts the paper down and wipes a tear from her eye. “What the fuck is wrong with you...” she sobs.
A Dream, Ass, and Driving: Hillary
 Clinton
 @HillaryClinton
 I can't believe racism is still a
 problem in today's society.
 9:59 PM
 PuN Abl MaMba
 Rep
 Gamerscore 31090 O
 Zone Underground
 oevaplyro
 Message Text
 Hahah you fucking Canadian
 go sleep in your igloo
*me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5 seconds later my uncles phone vibrates in his pocket* *he pulls it out* *stares at the screen for a moment* *looks at me* “What the hell did you just send me?” he says. “What?” *he shows me his phone* *depression* “Explain yourself right now.” “I-I-I must have sent it to you on accident, I swear.” I stuttered. *he stares at me for a moment* “An accident, huh?” *i nod* *he licks his lips* “Well, that’s okay.” *his hand touches my thigh* “Uhh, what.” “Say, nephew. You ever wake up with weird bruises near your genitals?” “Huh? You told me it was a skin condition.” “Yeah, a skin condition called your Uncle.” *he stands up and takes off his belt* “What are you doing?” I ask nervously. “The same thing I do every night at 3:42 am when you’re asleep.” *he drops his pants* “I don’t wanna hurt you boy. Now turn around and take this dick like a man.” *my mind is racing* “RAPE!” I yell. “RAPE!” *my uncle grabs me* “RA-“ *someone shakes me awake* *its my Mom* “Jimmy what’s wrong?” “It was a dream? Mom... Uncle was going to rape me.” “Your uncle? Jimmy, you have to let him go. Your uncle died 7 years ago in a car crash. I don’t blame you anymore for drunk driving. I’m sure your uncle forgives you as well. He’d never rape you in your dreams.” *she kisses me on the forehead* “Goodnight.” *she walks out of the room* *i cry myself back to sleep* (Therapist Notes: After reviewing your sons story, it is apparent he is suffering from mild schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. We are also suspicious of dementia and possibly psychopathic tendencies. As a professional, I would suggest putting Terome into an asylum for now, until he can retrieve better treatment. But I leave that up to you, as you are his mother.) My Mom puts the paper down and wipes a tear from her eye. “What the fuck is wrong with you...” she sobs.

*me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5...