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Ass, Bad, and Dad: DAD, LOOK! THAT
LITTLE BOY'S WEARING A
PRINCESS COSTUME!
SOMEBODY OUGHT TO
SAY SOMETHING TO
THAT KID'S PARENTS!
SERIOUSLY?
NICE
HEY, IS THAT
YOUR SON IN THE
DRESS AND HEELS?
PARENTING!THANKS!
YOUR KIDISN'T HE
YUP
ROCKS! AWESOME?!
-brian
Facebook.comwanguageComics FowLanguageComics.com Brian Gordon
Bad-ass parenting
Bad-ass parenting
Amazon, Dank, and amazon.com: OKAY, NOW BREATHE IN.
NOW BREATHE OUT
NOW BREATHE OUT.
1館 館158
AH, THERE'S THE
PROBLEM, YOU'RE DEAD.
NOW BREATHE OUT
NOW BREATHE OUT.
.Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
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Dank, Shit, and Book: If I wrote a
parenting book
te WouLD nave e't
Reasons fm
Aboit to
Shit
It's a lengthy manuscript.
(via As Kate Would Have It)
It's a lengthy manuscript. (via As Kate Would Have It)
Amazon, Dank, and Dude: HEY DUDE, HOW DID THE
MAGICIAN SHOW GO?
HE ASKED ME TO GET ON
STAGE TO VOLUNTEER FOR
ONE OF HIS TRICKS
SLAM
HE'S PRETTY GOOD
Cyanide and HappinessExplosm.net
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Family, Memes, and Link: op a perfect
n-squat
ma
Dads, have you done the "man squat"? 👶🏽 👍🏽 A photo of Donte changing his son in this creative way went viral, sparking a conversation about facilities in men's toilets. Tap the link in our bio 👆to find out more. dads fatherhood parenting motherhood mommy baby family mum bbcnews
Dads, have you done the "man squat"? 👶🏽 👍🏽 A photo of Donte changing his son in this creative way went viral, sparking a conversation about ...
Children, Dank, and Parents: Being respectful to children,
empathizing with them,
listening when they speak,
and showing them kindness is
not "coddling," "spoiling," or
treating them like "special
snowflakes.
It's just treating children
like human beings.
Rebeca Cames
www.positive parents.org @BeckyEanes Posttive Parenting: Toddlers and Beyond
❤️
(via Positive Parenting: Toddlers and Beyond)
❤️ (via Positive Parenting: Toddlers and Beyond)
Beer, Memes, and Party: You don't marry the prettiest girl at
the party
You marry the one whose yelling at
the beer pong table because she's
losing
That girl is going to raise winners &
you want your kids to be winners.
@1foxybitch knows parenting ! @1foxybitch @1foxybitch
@1foxybitch knows parenting ! @1foxybitch @1foxybitch
Amazon, Dank, and Dude: HEY DUDE, HOW DID THE
MAGICIAN SHOW GO?
HE ASKED ME TO GET ON
STAGE TO VOLUNTEER FOR
ONE OF HIS TRICKS
SLAM
HE'S PRETTY GOOD
Cyanide and HappinessExplosm.net
Check out the new Cyanide & Happiness parenting guide HERE: https://www.amazon.com/Cyanide-Happiness-Guide-Parenting-Three/dp/1684150027
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Books, Funny, and Life: @OctopusCaveman
My 5 year old son just asked "what if
we put a slice of turkey in the DVD
player and it played a movie about the
turkey's whole life" and none of the
parenting books l've read have
prepared me for this question
8/26/18, 7:56 AM
159K Retweets 805K Likes
Octopus/Caveman @octopusC 4d
Since this tweet is doing well I asked him
what he'd want to tell people and he said
to not kill crickets because they're nice
and good luck.
SPOILER 🚨: this movie has a really fucked up ending.
SPOILER 🚨: this movie has a really fucked up ending.
Amazon, Dank, and Head: HEY KNIGHT, WHY DO YOU
HAVE THAT PLUME ON
YOUR HEAD?
WAIT A MINUTE...
GOOD
LORD!
Cyanide and Happiness
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Apparently, Dad, and Dude: Army dude came and ordered something "kinda gay"
cause his son came out to his mom and was apparently
scared his dad was gonna hate him or be mad.
Dude: he's my boy, I love him. Can you make me
something, kinda, you know... Kind of Gay?
Me: I got you
Parenting level: expert C
Wholesome parenting
Wholesome parenting
Books, Hello, and Life: Octopus/Cavemarn
@octopusCaveman
My 5 year old son just asked "what if we
put a slice of turkey in the DVD player
and it played a movie about the turkey's
whole life" and none of the parenting
books I've read have prepared me for
this question.
Hello ladies and gentlemen
Hello ladies and gentlemen
Advice, Ass, and Beautiful: But when I hugged my daughter good-bye, and watched her walk
down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors,
it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood.
And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine.
fb/l Might Be Funny
My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college, and we were all so happy and everything was just fine.
And then this summer she worked to save money, and we talked about the things she would need for school. We bought new bedding for her dorm. And it was exciting and I was fine.
We bought storage drawers and a mini fridge. We ordered her textbooks online and shipped them to her dorm address. And still, I was fine.
Then yesterday we packed everything into the car, and set off for school. We moved her into a clean, bright, dorm. We had a lovely dinner with her new roommate, and it all should have been fine.
But when I hugged my daughter good-bye and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. So now, I’ll write.
It’s like I’ve been hit with the emotional equivalent of a hurricane. I mean, I figured I’d be sad when she left. You can’t spend every single day of 18 years with someone and then not miss them when they move away. Even if your kid is a pain in the ass. Which mine isn’t, by the way, which maybe makes it harder.
And I knew I would feel worry. Because up until now I pretty much knew where my child was at all times. I knew what time she went to bed, what time she woke up, and what she ate for breakfast. Now, overnight, she’s living in a big city and I don’t know when she came home, or if she remembered to bring a jacket. The only word I can think of to describe all of this not-knowing is…unsettling.
Along with the worry, strangely, is guilt. Second-guessing everything I ever did as a parent. Did I adequately prepare her for the “real” world? Did I scare her too much or not enough? Will she really keep the pepper spray in her backpack? Why didn’t I make her take a self-defense class? Does she even know how to mail a package?
Anger. I didn’t expect to feel anger. Yes, I am pissed off at the world right now for not preparing me for this. How many pieces of unsolicited advice do we get in our years of parenting? At every other milestone I felt inundated with information and opinions. People talk endlessly about how hard it is having a newborn, the toddler tantrums, picky eater preschoolers. The middle school years…mean girls, bullying. High school…peer pressure, drugs, academic stress. And so on. I mean, you can’t get people to SHUT UP about that stuff.
But when you mention your child is leaving for college, the response has been invariably, “Oh, how exciting!” Well, now that it’s happened I’m like, “Wait a minute! Why did NOBODY tell me, I mean REALLY tell me, that, THIS, THIS is the milestone that is the absolute HARDEST parenting time of all?” Not one single person said, “I’m so sorry, that’s totally going to suck for you.”
And of COURSE I am happy for her. And of COURSE I am excited for her. And no, I wouldn’t rather her stay home forever. But none of that mitigates the fact that for me, the mom, it does totally suck right now. So I am telling you now, young parents, because no one actually told me. It sucks. You’re welcome.
People say, “Oh, you’re lucky that her school is close to home,” which until yesterday, gave me some comfort. But I quickly realized that it doesn’t matter much if she’s not in her bedroom and she’s two hours away or she’s not in her bedroom and she’s ten hours away. Either way, she’s not in her bedroom. Either way, the house is too quiet.
I keep having this vision in my head of my little girl walking away, towards her building, and in this vision I’m fighting back tears and yelling, “WAIT! Turn around! Please, I’m not done yet. I need more time…just a little more time!”
But my time is up and all I can do is hope that I used it well.
And though my heart is heavy and my emotions are muddled, my head is clear, and I do know the truth of the matter. I may need just a little more time…but she doesn’t. She’s strong and she’s smart and she’s beautiful and she’s ready.
She’s all yours, world. Please treat her kindly.
(via I Might Be Funny)
My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college...
