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Animals, Bailey Jay, and Click: Anonymous 09/09/14(Tue)21:01:34 No.22754359 22749906 75004 Sounds like a great business opportunity. >Nugget Security Inc. >A worldwide network of /k/ommandos, ready for hire at a moment's notice for all your security needs Jamal and his friends rioting a little too close for comfort? You and your neighborhood can rest easy, there's a wall of rusty bayonets flaming barricades, vodka and slavshit between you and them >Problems with bears or other woodland critters? We guarantee there's a /k/ommando nearby who would be more than happy to flush out and destroy the pest. >Chavs mobbing and acting like cheeky cunts? A horde of bitter noguns with 22s, bows and ColdSteel should change their tune right quickl >Spoopy bumps in the night? Ask for our patented Rhodie Run offer, where we flood your neighborhood with /k/ommandos that will loudly and violently eliminate anything deemed a threat, up to and including stray animals, stray people, Skinwalkers, hobos, wildlife and illegal immigrants We also offer fortification services, as well as our SHTF Hotline, where our grizzled phone Operators will answer any Happening questions you may have! Call us NOW, at 1-800-OPERATE โ–ก Anonymous 09/09/14(Tue)22:03:56 No.22755367 22754359 >Some shady families moving in down the street Concerned, you call this new security company you heard about >PRIVYET >Hi, I, uh, need some help making my neighborhood a bit safer. >Da, we come >Welll, actually, I- WE COME >*Click Later that night, you're settling down to watch TV before bed >CRASH Oh, god, what was that Someone knocks on your door >You peek out to see an unwashed, bearded man in an old Soviet greatcoat and mismatched gear loudly feigning an accent He tells you to "be of stayings inside,, tovarisch You lay awake in bed, afraid, as the /k/ommandos go to work >The next day, you go to leave for work The neighbors across the street, the ones with the stick figure family and Obama stickers in their car window, have been pulled from their home, tarred and feathered, then beaten senseless >Their house is a burned-out shell >There's a T-34 on your lawn, the treads coated with blood and feces >Your mailbox is full of dragon dildos >Every stray animal for a mile in every direction has been rounded up, shot, and laid out in neat rows >Multiple Nugget-induced brushfires have broken out >The streets are cordoned off with razor wire >Roughly 200 drunken men in military surplus are passed out across the neighborhood >Someone has set up a mortar emplacement where your flowerbed used to be Your house is pockmarked with shrapnel, your bill pinned to your garage door with a rusty KA-BAR As you survey the damage, you feel oddly aroused
Animals, Bailey Jay, and Click: Anonymous 09/09/14(Tue)21:01:34 No.22754359
 22749906
 75004
 Sounds like a great business opportunity.
 >Nugget Security Inc.
 >A worldwide network of /k/ommandos, ready for hire at a moment's notice for all your security needs
 Jamal and his friends rioting a little too close for comfort? You and your neighborhood can rest easy, there's a wall of rusty bayonets
 flaming barricades, vodka and slavshit between you and them
 >Problems with bears or other woodland critters? We guarantee there's a /k/ommando nearby who would be more than happy to flush out
 and destroy the pest.
 >Chavs mobbing and acting like cheeky cunts? A horde of bitter noguns with 22s, bows and ColdSteel should change their tune right
 quickl
 >Spoopy bumps in the night? Ask for our patented Rhodie Run offer, where we flood your neighborhood with /k/ommandos that will loudly
 and violently eliminate anything deemed a threat, up to and including stray animals, stray people, Skinwalkers, hobos, wildlife and illegal
 immigrants
 We also offer fortification services, as well as our SHTF Hotline, where our grizzled phone Operators will answer any Happening
 questions you may have!
 Call us NOW, at 1-800-OPERATE
 โ–ก Anonymous 09/09/14(Tue)22:03:56 No.22755367
 22754359
 >Some shady families moving in down the street
 Concerned, you call this new security company you heard about
 >PRIVYET
 >Hi, I, uh, need some help making my neighborhood a bit safer.
 >Da, we come
 >Welll, actually, I-
 WE COME
 >*Click
 Later that night, you're settling down to watch TV before bed
 >CRASH
 Oh, god, what was that
 Someone knocks on your door
 >You peek out to see an unwashed, bearded man in an old Soviet greatcoat and mismatched gear loudly feigning an accent
 He tells you to "be of stayings inside,, tovarisch
 You lay awake in bed, afraid, as the /k/ommandos go to work
 >The next day, you go to leave for work
 The neighbors across the street, the ones with the stick figure family and Obama stickers in their car window, have been pulled from
 their home, tarred and feathered, then beaten senseless
 >Their house is a burned-out shell
 >There's a T-34 on your lawn, the treads coated with blood and feces
 >Your mailbox is full of dragon dildos
 >Every stray animal for a mile in every direction has been rounded up, shot, and laid out in neat rows
 >Multiple Nugget-induced brushfires have broken out
 >The streets are cordoned off with razor wire
 >Roughly 200 drunken men in military surplus are passed out across the neighborhood
 >Someone has set up a mortar emplacement where your flowerbed used to be
 Your house is pockmarked with shrapnel, your bill pinned to your garage door with a rusty KA-BAR
 As you survey the damage, you feel oddly aroused
Boo, Bucket List, and Children: My friend's bucket list... 2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, IM HIDEOUS!" 4) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tel them that you are them from the future. 6) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy 7) Go to petsmart and buy bird sced. Then ask the clers how long it will take the birds to grow 8) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment. 12) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read. 16) Follow strangers around a store and 17) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forchead 19) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? 24) Take a stuffed animal to the vet. 27) Make "No Dumping- Violators Will Be Prosecutal" signs and put them in pablic bathroom stalls. 35) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them. 41) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole. 46) Sit in your car and point a hairdryer at people driving by. See if they slow down. 47) Call somcone to tell them you can't talk right now 27) Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then sayAre we gonna kill him or whar?". 129) Vacuum the lawn. When people walk or drive by, you get the best looks 155) Bring an extra pair of shorts to do pool dive in and let them float up, watch everybody stare 196) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go. 242) Go to a fast food restaurant and order a diet burger 266) Yell "lm naked" in a busy area (people look) 267) Put a post it note in every mail box down your street that says: "I know where you live!!" 270) Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close. 272) In an elevator, laugh randomly for 5 minutes. Then stare at othcr passengers fike theyre crazy FWD:BOLTON CUTE!!!!
Boo, Bucket List, and Children: My friend's bucket list...
 2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, IM HIDEOUS!"
 4) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tel them that you are them from the future.
 6) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy
 7) Go to petsmart and buy bird sced. Then ask the clers how long it will take the birds to grow
 8) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
 12) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.
 16) Follow strangers around a store and
 17) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forchead
 19) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
 24) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
 27) Make "No Dumping- Violators Will Be Prosecutal" signs and put them in pablic bathroom stalls.
 35) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.
 41) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
 46) Sit in your car and point a hairdryer at people driving by. See if they slow down.
 47) Call somcone to tell them you can't talk right now
 27) Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then sayAre we gonna kill him or whar?".
 129) Vacuum the lawn. When people walk or drive by, you get the best looks
 155) Bring an extra pair of shorts to do pool dive in and let them float up, watch everybody stare
 196) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.
 242) Go to a fast food restaurant and order a diet burger
 266) Yell "lm naked" in a busy area (people look)
 267) Put a post it note in every mail box down your street that says: "I know where you live!!"
 270) Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close.
 272) In an elevator, laugh randomly for 5 minutes. Then stare at othcr passengers fike theyre
 crazy
FWD:BOLTON CUTE!!!!

FWD:BOLTON CUTE!!!!

Bad, Girls, and Sorry: 2 points 2 hours ago Why is she trying to guide you thru that. She is obviously bad at csgo. permalink embed save report give gold reply 1 point 23 minutes ago why obviously? shes kinda right on the "you dont have to peek." a wide swing makes it difficult for the ct to get him while his mate is defusing permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply [score hidden] 13 minutes ago because girls can't play. If she was Juliano or Mimi then yeah but even then those girls are equal to tier 7 men. Also the nick "GamesWithBae" makes it sound like he is the main gamer and his girlfriend is just there to get the female hunter viewers permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 1 point 9 minutes ago And you can play? there are plenty of girls that are better than you at this game. and i dont understand why you think gender even really matters? its not like guys have inherent advantages, its just that more guys play so they are more likely to be good but sorry, i didnt realize you were a pro player and you can tell how good someone is based of a 30s clip of her not playing go back to incels or wherever you came from permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply [score hidden] a minute ago I never said that I could play. I just assume that out of that couple the guy is the better player. If I'm wrong then I'm sorry but come on it's pretty obvious. She is there just for the show, to boost his boyfriends viewer number. If anything she should pull her tits out like other girl streamers so they would get even more viewers permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
Bad, Girls, and Sorry: 2 points 2 hours ago
 Why is she trying to guide you thru that. She is obviously bad at csgo.
 permalink embed save report give gold reply
 1 point 23 minutes ago
 why obviously? shes kinda right on the "you dont have to peek." a wide swing makes it difficult for the ct to get him while his
 mate is defusing
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 [score hidden] 13 minutes ago
 because girls can't play. If she was Juliano or Mimi then yeah but even then those girls are equal to tier 7 men. Also the nick
 "GamesWithBae" makes it sound like he is the main gamer and his girlfriend is just there to get the female hunter viewers
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 1 point 9 minutes ago
 And you can play? there are plenty of girls that are better than you at this game. and i dont understand why you think
 gender even really matters? its not like guys have inherent advantages, its just that more guys play so they are more likely
 to be good
 but sorry, i didnt realize you were a pro player and you can tell how good someone is based of a 30s clip of her not playing
 go back to incels or wherever you came from
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 [score hidden] a minute ago
 I never said that I could play. I just assume that out of that couple the guy is the better player. If I'm wrong then I'm sorry
 but come on it's pretty obvious. She is there just for the show, to boost his boyfriends viewer number. If anything she should
 pull her tits out like other girl streamers so they would get even more viewers
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply