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Posted this in a similar group on Facebook. Thought it should be here too.: Just had an essential oils experience in the wild, y'all Story time: Got a new coworker a couple of weeks ago. I noticed that he had both DoTerra and Young Living oils in the side pouches of his lunch kit, but he hasn't said anything about them, so cool, whatever. Today, I walk into the room where his office is to talk to my work wife, and he pulls the peppermint oil out, and STARTS POURING IT INTO HIS MOUTH. Y'all. Just straight up taking shots of peppermint essential oil. So with all the tact I have (don't be jealous-it comes to me naturally)-l'm like, "OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST POUR THAT IN YOUR MOUTH?" And another coworker proceeds to look at him with a totally straight face and say, "Oh. You're one of those. Should we start with the insanity of essential oils, or the insanity of slimy ass MLMS?" The new guy tried to defend Young Living, saying his wife does it, and went to the convention, and do we know how much money people make, blah, blah, blah. Previously mentioned coworker then begins to spout off MLM statistics. This is the part that kills me. New guy then says, "I mean, know, I grew up next to the #2 guy in all of Amway. They got into all kinds of trouble for stuff." Oh. Okay. Cool, I mean, as long as you know they're shady af, then totally. Keep pouring that shit down your throat and defending them. Makes perfect sense. Lord Jesus, come. I cannot. Posted this in a similar group on Facebook. Thought it should be here too.
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*Takes hit of peppermint oil*: Message Timeline About Friends Photos More Create Post O Photo/Video Intro Studied at Write something t College of Naturopathic edicine Joined Feeling/Activ... Photo/Video Tag Friends Photos Post Have you ever thought about changing your name? Nor have I until I was educated on how much it affects us in our day to day life. It may sound far out there, but the name we associate ourselves with (full names, and nick names) effect us on a quantum level. The teachings of the Kabbalah point out the importance of how each letter of the name represents a physical, mental, emotional, spiritual potential in a person's life. "The given birth name charges us with all the qualities that compose us: nature, health condition, quality of life, lessons to be learned, and more. The first name indicates the spiritual abundance with which man comes into the world, nature and essence, and even the mans mission in this world"- a summarized portion of Chapter 2 in the Kabbalah. Essentially, every letter in our alphabet has a frequency, or a specific vibration. The combination of these letters are arranged in different sequences to form names for people (and objects) and have an affect on the person it is Friends associated with. The term used to describe this technology is "Gematria", an alphanumerical code of assigning name or phrase based on its letters. The earliest known use of this cipher was by the Greeks, later adopted by the Jewish culture. This coding, according to the Kabbalah, was in existence since the physical world was created. It was established with the 22 letters in the Hebrew language. Then, this was translated into Latin, and later, English. The Kabalarians are a group of experts that still practice this code today in the English language. They combine not only gematria, but also numerology and astrology into the report. If you'd like to see how your name has shaped your com. I'd suggest doing the full name report that includes birthday and nicknames, for a more accurate report. I am enthralled in the shift I have already noticed in my own life since making the transition. So I invite you to assist me in this new chapter of becoming life, check it out for free at check out her school more intentional with my life purpose of being a successful and passionate doctor, serving the people of this world with an open mind and a courageous See what you have in common with View heart. friends. So, hello! My name is reading and for all of your support in this huge transition (pronounced Thank you for English (US) Español Português (Brasil) *Takes hit of peppermint oil*

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[Comedy] Biodegradeable soap salesman takes bath salts and goes on crazy religious tirade: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Who else but God gave man Love that can spark mere dust to life! Poetry, uniting All-One! All brave! All life! Who else but God! "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One! FROM THE ARMY OF PRINCIPLES BY THOS. PAINE, 1799. Einstein, 1939, after Nazis & Commies united, proposed spacebombs that destroy all, unless we finally teach the Moral ABC's the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus to unite all in All-One-God-Faith. As teach astronomers Abraham-Israel-Moses-Buddha-Hillel-Jesus-Spinoza-Paine-Sagan & Mohammed, inspired every 76 years, 6000 years by the Messenger of God's Law, the Messiah, Halley's Comet: "WE'RE ALL ONE OR NONE!" "THERE IS NO GOD BUT GOD!" "TEACH LOVE THY ENEMY! "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!" Israel-Moses-Buddha-Jesus-Mohammed: ONE! 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Face the world with a smile, life is always worthwhile! To the fearless are qiven crowns, keep out the past, disappointments won't last! Help unite mankind, or we're wandering clowns! Diligent preparation, precede... spectacular restoration!! So, help teach the whole Human race, the Moral ABC's All-One-God-Faith, lightning-like, for we're All-One or none! All-One!! 93. "Government, like fire, is our most useful servant, if fully controlled by us, its Citizens; and govemment, exactly like fire, becomes our most destructive master if not fully controlled by the open majority of its productive working Citizens! Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps 18-in-1 Hemp PEPPERMINT PURE-CASTILE SOAP Enjoy only 2 cosmetics, enough sleep & Dr. Bronner's Magic KSoap' to clean body-mind-soul- spirit instantly uniting One! All- One! Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! For facial packs, scalp & soothing body rub, add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water. NO FOAMING AGENTS NO DETERGENTS Exception? None!" from 'The Army of Principles' by George Washington. n the long 5 ve never Stooped So low as to hate any man! For I've learned tha of your race, color, nationality or religion!" Booker T. Washington, born a slave! I be by omitting all half-truths added 98. if ever One Religion reunites God's legions onto All-One-God-Faith, that lightning-ike unites the Human race for we're All-One or none! Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!", as teach since the Year One astronomers Abraham to Mohammed, inspired by the sign of the Messiah, Halley's Comet!" Contains: Water Saponified Coconut-Hemp-Olive Oils (with retained Glycerin), Olive Fatty Acids, Peppermint Oil, Rosemary Extract Wring out Lay over face & scalp. assage with fingertips. Repeat 3 100% Cruelty Free in Bars and Liquid Peppermint, Lavender, Almond, Eucalyphis, Tea Tree, Aloe Vera Baby-Mild 99. "An army of principles can penetrate where an army of soldiers cannot! It will succeed where diplomacy may fail! It will always unite the Human race where all else divides All-One-God-Faith!" From American founding father, the world's first steel-bridge builder, Thomas Paine's 8 great books, not taught since 1799! rubbed, always towards the heart. Rinse towel in plain hot water and massage again. Breathe deeply! Wealth. Within 9 minutes aving 90% of your hot water & so ready to help teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of Al-One For everyday bodywashing: Get wet and pour soap full-strength onto hands- loofah. Lather up, scrub down, rinse of and tingle fre ean! was Use Dr. Bronner's for Shave-Shampoo-Massage-Dental-Soap Bath! 106. The trouble is that the wrong people are always the most enerqetic, united & intense; driving the hard-workers to lose in self-defense! That fact alone brings Hitlers evolve-unite the whole Human race with the Moral ABC in All-One-God-Faith! Healt Hot Water, Towel Massage body always toward vour heart! Dash Soap clouds when cold -50 F. 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If you can work hard to teach each unforgiving minute ALL-ONE GOD-FAITH mason Hillel taught carpenter Jesus to unite the Human race, come hell, hate, ban, youll enjoy God's spaceship Earth & do great work within it; & which is more my son, you'll be k with kings &not that c "ALL-ONE!" Box 28, Escondido, CA 92033 (760) 743-2211 www.drbronner.com 18787 76532 6 is neither Fast nor West nor border breed nor birth, once the Moral ARC unites all mankind MADE IN U.S.A 100% BIODEGRADABLE! free on God's spaceship Earth! Then & only then, no matter how rough the trip, how charged with punishment the scroll, you are the captain of thy ship, the master of thy soul! 8th: More good is caused by evil than by good, do what's right! Enlarge the positive! Replace the negative with the Moral ABC's ALL-ONE-GOD-FAITH, that lightning-like unites the Human race! FOR WE'RE ALL ONE ÓR NONE! "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!" WE'RE ALL ONE OR NONE! EXCEPTIONS ETERNALLY? NONE!! Each day, like a bird, perfect thyself first, to have courage & smile my friend! Think & act 10 years ahead! And the man without fault? He's dead! Do one thing at a time! Work hard! Get done! Then teach friend & enemy How to Work & How to Love' for God is Love, uniting All-One above in God's Eternal All-One God-Faith! 9th: Free Speech is man's only weapon against half-truth, that denies free speech to smear-slay-slander-tax-enslave. Full-truth, our only God, unites all mankind brave, if 10 men guard free speech, brave! "If ever one religion unites all mankind, it will be by omitting all irrelevancies & redundancies, added unto the Faith in One-Almighty, all-embracing, ever-loving, ever-evolving, ever-recreating Eternal God, and by ABSOLUTE NOTHING ELSE" America's founding father, Thomas Paine, 8 books suppressed since 1799! 10th: Thank God we don't descend down from perfect Adam & Eve to sinful sinner, brother's keeper, divided slave! Thank God! United, hard-working trained brave, from dust we ascend up! Thank God for that! Our brother's teacher of the Moral ABC, mason-tent-& sandalmaker Hillel, taught Carpenter Jesus to unite all mankind free! With it, every Human being created on God's Spaceship Earth, can evolve united, inspired-raised-trained-skilled-disciplined, guided lightning-like by a new birth! Without it.. .we destroy God's Spaceship Earth! To dream that impossible dream! To reach that unreachable star! Til All-One, All-One we are! To fight that unbeatable foe! To go where the brave dare not go! To right the To reach that unreachahle start'TilAILOne AlILOpe we arel For this is my goall To reach 11th: Essene, Chinese and other birth control methods must reduce birth or Easter Isle type overpopulation destroys God's Spaceship Earth! without question or pause, to be willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause! For I know that if I follow this glorious quest, my heart will lie peaceful & calm when I'm laid to my rest! And I know that the world will be better for this, that one man, tortured, blind- e, covered with scars, still strove with his last ounce of courage, to reach that unreach- 12th: A great teacher, must first, a self-supporting hardworker be, like Alesen-Baeck-Carnegie-Cousteau-Hammer-Liebman-Paine-Pike-Sanger-Spinoza-Strauss-Szasz-Wilke-Yadin- Zamenhof, or he'll turn our greatest teaching into spades, to bury our people! "All people!", added Carpenter Jesus entering manhood! Manhood! but, for 2000 years, we Rabbis never teach the Moral ABC the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus, to unite the Human race in our Eternal FatherS great ALL-ONE-GOD-FAITH! For we're ALL-ONE OR NONE! ALL-ONE! For exam ABC, unites the Human race, in our Eternal Father's great ALL-ONE-GOD-FAITH! The exact opposite to Marxist-Socialism, that does demoralize-divide-decay the whole human race today! end! Well work-sing-dance-love, marching on! We live God's Law today! We win Free Speech OK! With 10 men & full truth, our only God, we rally-raise-unite All-One! All-One! 13th: "Knowing the full truth that unites the human race & not teaching all is deathly guilt!", learned carpenter Jesus from Mason Rabbi Hillel! But Marx, innocent grandson of 2 Rabbis, learned only half-truth! Ashamed, Marx wrote 1844: "One World Without Jews", to kill all Jews, 1848. "The Communist Manifest", to kill the rich, causing Nazi-Psycho-Communism, 66 million murders! As Mao wrote in Redbook 51: "Marxist-Communism, once in power, is utterly unworkable, has less value than cowdung. Its power is the gun!" What an apology we Rabbis owe Israel, MarX, Mao, all mankind, tor not teaching Astronomy's great AI-One-God-Faith, that with just 6 words etermally unites the human race! As teaches African-shepherd Astronomer Israel for 6000 years,SIEN HILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ET 144: When half-truth is gone & we are dust, the full-truth we print, protect & teach alone lives on! Full truth is God, it must! Help teach the whole Human race, the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith, lightning-like 6 billion strong & in our Eternal Father's Kingdom, we're All-One!"Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!" paceship Earth, with Bomi one God l-One or none! All-One! All-One! All-One! Exceptions eternally? Absolute none! Dr. Bronner passed ay e business Co o run by the Bronner family with no break in continutyO000 acres of Dr. Bronner sbe R Ws dondiedby ramily to 85 pe camp under the sta County, God's Law" Mohammed Essene Scrolls&Einstein's The 2nd Coming of ed's Arabs.1 48, found Israel certain can no 12-yea old survive free w vithout the Moral ABC mason n,tent &sandalmaker, Rabbi Faith! For we're Al One or none" "Listen Children Eternal Father I Eternally One!" 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Anon makes a bioweapon: O File: download (3).jpg (32 KB, 474x355) O homemade bioweapon Anonymous 05/18/19(Sat)23:55:08 No.41515160 [Reply] ► gather round for story time, /k/ >be me >buy stink bomb to prank family >weaksauce.wav >get idea >pureed shrimp, expired milk, an entire bottle of liquid ass, a can of surstromming, a bucket, and 2 weeks later >my concoction smells like the result of two dead fish having a scat party inside the week old corpse of a skunk >need surgical mask doused in peppermint oil just to make it tolerable >go to next state over to buy the biggest firecrackers i could find, a case of 8oz water bottles, and condoms >down all the water bottles >poke small holes in lids of water bottles >pour concoction into water bottles, leaving enough room for the firecracker >put condom over firecracker >put condomcracker into bottle >put fuse of firecracker through hole in lid >fold condom over rim of bottle and put cap on, so it makes a seal between the firecracker and the dead fish scat play skunk sauce >repeat 6 times >light fuse in driveway >POP.mp3 >super loud, but country so nobody cares >about 5 secs later experience the worst smell i've ever experienced >projectile vomit immediately >didijustviolatethegenevaconvention.png >mfw i can smell it inside my house 50 yards away >mfw 2 days later the smell is still lingering at ground zero >death sauce must have gotten in the grass >mfw i get nauseous if i try to clean it up so wat do, am out of peppermint oil Anon makes a bioweapon
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Anon Faps With Peppermint Oil: File: Screenshot Bhnng (119 KB, 399x398) Anonymous 10/22/18(Mon)21.06.51 No.783020789 [Reply Let's all take a break and bask in my retardation, shall we? be me 8th grader that ate a fuck ton of bad Asan food the night before wake up throw up his is not the retardation, it is much much worse dad calls me in sick half Win png/ half lmdyingoverhere ti mom says shell be over to my dad's house (parents divorced) to give me some medicino Mom is on a big health kick at this time, using natural oils that she swears heal her as well as Jesus's anus could she comes in see's I'm dying and gives me some pappermint oil "thisll help your headaches go away use it once she heads out works fecsgoodman >after half an hour get horny > usualy a guy that cranks one out with the ole handy, but today fecls special nolotioninsight lardsk target acquired > peppermint oil ath grade thought people use oil for lube right? Wrong pt 1 > apply generously to hand place on peepoc for the first 2 seconds dick feels ike every pore is opening ike my dick is breathing, like a nice icyhot > after those fleeting seconds it hits me > my penis is on fire it anly gets worse / will continue in just a second Anonymous 10/22/18(Mon)21 17 30 No 783021555 File: papefuckingdies.png (210 KB, 481x505) Cont.... s penis on fire s grabs towel and tries to rub off all this shit only makes it worse » run as fast as i can to restroom > lean into sink best i can to reach faucet its a race against time not close enough to get dick in sink > THIS IS THE WORST PAIN I WILL EVER BE IN Wrong pt.2 > take off clothes as fast as possible > jump into tub > place now puffy red dick under tub faucet > put down the stopper thinking I could swim my dick in water till I'm certain I wont have to amputate > slam the water all the way down, want as much on my penis as possible Wrong pt.3 I forgot that we had a super amazing water heater, it was crazy responsive and always has a knack of having hot water in it immediately >slams water down >SCALDING HOT WATER COMES POURING ONTO MY DICK > I scream like a little bitch > I forgot to make sure the water wasnt on hot > quickly change it over to cold as ice > its too late > The pain hits all in once > blackoutinmytub.rawr > Wake up from what i could tell was 30 min later to ice cold waters flowing out my tub > penis doesnt hurt > dries off floor > goes to jerk off like i always wanted to Anon Faps With Peppermint Oil
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@Regranned from @consciousvibrancy - Turmeric teeth whitening is a 100% natural process that is free from side effects after use. This may be very confusing to some people because turmeric stains things that it comes in contact with for example clothes, plastic, and nails etc. Turmeric contains a component called curcumin. This component has antibiotic, antiseptic and anti-inflammatory properties which relieve dental ailments such as gingivitis and tooth ache. It is also relieves sensitive teeth. Turmeric mixed with other ingredients removes plaque that may be responsible for tooth decay when build up. Apart from turmeric being used in powder form, in some parts of the world the turmeric root is chewed alongside neem twig to cleanse the gum, teeth and the entire mouth. This is also good for cavity pain (cavities can be caused by foods that stick on your teeth longer they decay causing bacterial infection to your teeth. This tampers with mineral in your teeth destroying the hard tissues). So if you want to brighten your teeth using a natural and effective way turmeric is your answer to all that and good oral health. Turmeric has been proven to whiten teeth despite its yellow- orange color. It not only whitens your teeth but also cleanses the teeth removing the bacterial infection that may be present. This is done possible due to the antibacterial and anti-inflammatory properties present in turmeric. Turmeric has been shown to be incredibly effective at preventing plaque build-up and gingivitis and had noticeable anti-microbial and anti-inflammatory properties. Virgin coconut oil is also an important addition to this natural teeth whitener due to its antimicrobial properties. Various strains of bacteria have been shown to be inhibited by the medium-chain fatty acids that are derived from virgin coconut oil, making it the perfect supplement to put in oral hygiene products in order to prevent infections and gum disease. Ingredients: 1 tablespoon of virgin coconut oil 1 teaspoon or 2 capsules of turmeric powder 1-2 drops of peppermint oil *Let the turmeric-toothpaste sit on your teeth for three to five minutes, allowing the whitening and anti-bacterial propert: DID YOU KNOW? IG: @CONSCIOUSVIBRANCY ccording to a study conducted by the Indian Society of Periodontology, turmeric was shown to be just as effective as a mouthwash when it came to oral health. Turmeric is an age old teeth whitening remedy that is widely used in India and other parts of the world. Other than its use as a teeth whitener, it also benefits the teeth by cleansing ums and it helps treat gum infections such as gingivitis. @Regranned from @consciousvibrancy - Turmeric teeth whitening is a 100% natural process that is free from side effects after use. This may be very confusing to some people because turmeric stains things that it comes in contact with for example clothes, plastic, and nails etc. Turmeric contains a component called curcumin. This component has antibiotic, antiseptic and anti-inflammatory properties which relieve dental ailments such as gingivitis and tooth ache. It is also relieves sensitive teeth. Turmeric mixed with other ingredients removes plaque that may be responsible for tooth decay when build up. Apart from turmeric being used in powder form, in some parts of the world the turmeric root is chewed alongside neem twig to cleanse the gum, teeth and the entire mouth. This is also good for cavity pain (cavities can be caused by foods that stick on your teeth longer they decay causing bacterial infection to your teeth. This tampers with mineral in your teeth destroying the hard tissues). So if you want to brighten your teeth using a natural and effective way turmeric is your answer to all that and good oral health. Turmeric has been proven to whiten teeth despite its yellow- orange color. It not only whitens your teeth but also cleanses the teeth removing the bacterial infection that may be present. This is done possible due to the antibacterial and anti-inflammatory properties present in turmeric. Turmeric has been shown to be incredibly effective at preventing plaque build-up and gingivitis and had noticeable anti-microbial and anti-inflammatory properties. Virgin coconut oil is also an important addition to this natural teeth whitener due to its antimicrobial properties. Various strains of bacteria have been shown to be inhibited by the medium-chain fatty acids that are derived from virgin coconut oil, making it the perfect supplement to put in oral hygiene products in order to prevent infections and gum disease. Ingredients: 1 tablespoon of virgin coconut oil 1 teaspoon or 2 capsules of turmeric powder 1-2 drops of peppermint oil *Let the turmeric-toothpaste sit on your teeth for three to five minutes, allowing the whitening and anti-bacterial propert

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peppermint oil: couldn't fucking breath, my lungs simply refused to pull anymore of that stuff in. The anesthesiologist went down next, an ex-NCAA D1 tailback, his six-foot-two frame shaking as he threw open the door to the OR suite in an attempt to get more air in, letting me glimpse the second nurse still throwing up in the sinks outside the door. Another geyser of pus splashed across the front of the surgeon. The YouTube clip of "David at the dentist" keeps playing in my head "Is this real life?" In all operating rooms, everywhere in the world, regardless of socialized or privatized, secular or religious, big or small, there is one thing the same: Somewhere, there is a bottle of peppermint concentrate. Everyone in the department knows where it is, everyone knows what it is for, and everyone prays to their gods they never have to use it. In times like this, we rub it on the inside of our masks to keep the outside smells at bay long enough to finish the procedure and shower off I sprinted to the our central supply, ripping open the drawer where this vial of ambrosia was kept, and was greeted by an empty fucking box. The bottle had been emptied and not replaced. Somewhere out there was a godless bastard who had used the last of the peppermint oil, and not replaced a single fucking drop of it. To this day, if I figure out who it was, I'll kill them with my bare hands, but not before cramming their head up the colon of every last meth user I can find, just so we're even I darted back into the room with the next best thing I can find a vial of Mastisol, which is an adhesive rub we use sometimes for bandaging. It's not as good as peppermint, but considering that over one-third of the floor was now thoroughly coated in what could easily be mistaken for a combination of bovine after-birth and maple syrup, we were out of options I started rubbing as much of the Mastisol as I could get on the inside of my mask, just glad to be smelling anything except whatever slimy demon spawn we'd just cut out of this woman. The anesthesiologist grabbed the vial next, dowsing the front of his mask in it so he could stand next to his machines long enough to make sure this woman didn't die on the table. It wasn't until later that we realized that Mastisol can give you a mild high from huffing it like this, but in retrospect, that's probably what got us through. By this time, the smell had permeated out of our OR suite, and down the forty-foot hallway to the front desk, where the other nurse still sat, eyes bloodshot and watery, clenching her stomach desperately. Our suite looked like the underground river of ooze from Ghostbusters II, except dirty. Oh so dirty I stepped back into the OR suite, not wanting to leave the surgeon by himself in case he genuinely needed help. It was like one of those overly-artistic representations of a zombie apocalypse you see on fan-forums. Here's this one guy, in blue surgical garb, standing nearly ankle deep in lumps of dead tissue, fecal matter, and several liters of syrupy infection. He was performing surgery in the swamps of Dagobah, except the swamps had just come out of this woman's ass and there was no Yoda. He and I didn't say a word for the next ten minute the abscess until all the dead tissue wa he scraped the inside of the front of his gown a gruesome mixture of brown and red, hi f him. I finished my required paperwork eyes uickly as against the stinging rs ng directly in fron ed him stuff the recently-vacated opening f ga taped this woma buttocks closed to hold the dressing f Until the touch a scent like tha ng as poss heard woke her up, and immediately shipped off to the recovery ward oho I'd rns out 70% isopropyl alcohol thing that can even but it's worth it. wers t the nce its soaked into t takes f r five bottles to get really cle oba the I can honestly endorse drinking a little of it,t As we left the locker room, the surge oked ach othe id the im utter in two and a half vears of worki "That was bad." The next morning the tire departme large floor within th ital) still smelled. The housekeepers told me later tha ok them hour to suction up f the fluid and debris left behind. The OR suite itself wa osed off and quaran ed for two mo let the smell fin cle
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