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Thomas and his friends: a togand toad-are-triends My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that in canonically takes place in a train postapocalypse where the island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dysnopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or canmbaled for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books leontroid eenud could you please direct me to a souroei would feel much better if this was validated. frog-and toad-are-friends S It took me so long to find this quote online but i did it because it's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine Engines on the Other Railway arent sale now. Their controllers are eruel. They dont lke engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then" Percy nearly sobbed, "Ihey they cecut them up "The Bluebels of England" Stepney the Bluebel Engine. Rex Awdry, Wibert. London Egmont Pubshing 1963. This ilustration, by Gunvor and Peter fidwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Cther Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch A dainydice HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCONG FACE OMG trogand toad-are-tiends zidane the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and ilustrations. you watched the show, is ke that in book form. the second hall of the railway series are so fucking dark and sureal im cominced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of lad and having hallucinations of his own death. frog-and toad-are-triends Eecuse me but the rery fest story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a turnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to pet his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever ahulamithbond On the show, didnt they also hook up one engine to a generator, so he'd never move again? That was iterally one of the inesIn, Is on some other post on here. I was chilling frog-and to adare-triends a Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine refemed to only as "No. 2, but the selevision series applied the same scenario to an inwented character named "Smudger", in the episode "Granputf. "Smudges" said Duke Was a show-off. He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice Usten, Dukie" he snared. "Who wories about a few spils Ha aid, but Smudger lghed Unil one day. Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then" Wwwhy What did he do "He tumed him ito a generator. He's sil there behind our shed. Hell never move again." deducecanse This is so fucked up 4 unclewhisky No, sten Okay, so we see Ralway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly ifs so much worse in the Other Ralays?i mea, sure, you might get tumed into generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as yoưre told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts, right? s not so bod on the island of Sodot right? a Or maybe thara just what Rulway Managament warta the engines to think Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, kustrated in belish araes and sulfurie vellows,about how ilustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways. You are lucky to be an engine of Seder. Railmay Management cares about you Tryst Railway Management. Stay on Your Track. It Could Be So Much Worse. connethepaganangel Wet the fuck is this train based 1984 bulshit Source frogand toad are friends 220440 netes Thomas and his friends
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fandom: 2019’s Top Books Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has ‘em all.  The Harry Potter seriesby J.K. Rowling The Warriors series +1by Erin Hunter Percy Jackson & the Olympians −1by Rick Riordan A Song of Ice and Fireby George R. R. Martin Carry On +7by Rainbow Rowell The All for the Game series +3by Nora Sakavic The Six of Crows Duology −3by Leigh Bardugo Pride and Prejudice −1by Jane Austen The Raven Cycle series −4by Maggie Stiefvater The Captive Prince Trilogyby C. S. Pacat The Wicked King, Book 2 of The Folk of the Air Trilogyby Holly Black A Court of Thorns and Roses series −6by Sarah J. Maas The Cruel Prince, Book 1 of The Folk of the Air Trilogy +4by Holly Black The Silmarillion +5by J. R. R. Tolkien The Throne of Glass series −7by Sarah J. Maas Discworldby Terry Pratchett The Secret Historyby Donna Tartt The Mortal Instruments seriesby Cassandra Clare The Outsiders −6by S. E. Hinton The Twilight Sagaby Stephanie Meyer The Dark Artifices Trilogy −1by Cassandra Clare Red, White & Royal Blueby Casey McQuiston The Great Gatsby −2by F. Scott Fitzgerald The Trials of Apollo series −2by Rick Riordan The Wings of Fire series −2by Tui T. Sutherland Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series −11by Rick Riordan Romeo and Julietby William Shakespeare The Song of Achillesby Madeline Miller Milk and Honey −15by Rupi Kaur Good Omens −19by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.: tumblr Year in Review Books 2019 2019 fandom: 2019’s Top Books Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has ‘em all.  The Harry Potter seriesby J.K. Rowling The Warriors series +1by Erin Hunter Percy Jackson & the Olympians −1by Rick Riordan A Song of Ice and Fireby George R. R. Martin Carry On +7by Rainbow Rowell The All for the Game series +3by Nora Sakavic The Six of Crows Duology −3by Leigh Bardugo Pride and Prejudice −1by Jane Austen The Raven Cycle series −4by Maggie Stiefvater The Captive Prince Trilogyby C. S. Pacat The Wicked King, Book 2 of The Folk of the Air Trilogyby Holly Black A Court of Thorns and Roses series −6by Sarah J. Maas The Cruel Prince, Book 1 of The Folk of the Air Trilogy +4by Holly Black The Silmarillion +5by J. R. R. Tolkien The Throne of Glass series −7by Sarah J. Maas Discworldby Terry Pratchett The Secret Historyby Donna Tartt The Mortal Instruments seriesby Cassandra Clare The Outsiders −6by S. E. Hinton The Twilight Sagaby Stephanie Meyer The Dark Artifices Trilogy −1by Cassandra Clare Red, White & Royal Blueby Casey McQuiston The Great Gatsby −2by F. Scott Fitzgerald The Trials of Apollo series −2by Rick Riordan The Wings of Fire series −2by Tui T. Sutherland Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series −11by Rick Riordan Romeo and Julietby William Shakespeare The Song of Achillesby Madeline Miller Milk and Honey −15by Rupi Kaur Good Omens −19by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.
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robinthehusky: rosebushprince: bunabbit: Dionysus is the patron god of trans/nb kids pass it on really tho Dionysus was raised on earth as though a mortal girl, but IDs as male. and yknow is a god. he’s also known as a patron god of the mentally ill I love how the text implies that Dionysus saw people questioning their gender, went “Mood”, and became their God : PERCY JACKSON'S GREEK GODS experience haunted Bacchus. He learned that madness could be used as a weapon. He'd learned that goats were good. (In fact, the goat became one of his sacred animals.) And he learned that you couldn't hide who you were just by putting on different clothes. Later on, he became the god of anybody who felt confused bout his or her own gender, because Dionysus could relate. Zuyway.zeus looked around for a new set or loster parents. Big shock: not any people volunteered after hearing what Hera had done to Ino and Athamas. nally Zeus flew to Mount Nysa on the Greek mainland and convinced the mphs there to raise Bacchus. Zeus promised to make them immortal if they t did him this favor, and that was a hard deal to refuse. Young Bacchus tho andlr son of Zeus who lives on Nysa," which got short- robinthehusky: rosebushprince: bunabbit: Dionysus is the patron god of trans/nb kids pass it on really tho Dionysus was raised on earth as though a mortal girl, but IDs as male. and yknow is a god. he’s also known as a patron god of the mentally ill I love how the text implies that Dionysus saw people questioning their gender, went “Mood”, and became their God

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robinthehusky: rosebushprince: bunabbit: Dionysus is the patron god of trans/nb kids pass it on really tho Dionysus was raised on earth as though a mortal girl, but IDs as male. and yknow is a god. he’s also known as a patron god of the mentally ill I love how the text implies that Dionysus saw people questioning their gender, went “Mood”, and became their God : PERCY JACKSON'S GREEK GODS experience haunted Bacchus. He learned that madness could be used as a weapon. He'd learned that goats were good. (In fact, the goat became one of his sacred animals.) And he learned that you couldn't hide who you were just by putting on different clothes. Later on, he became the god of anybody who felt confused bout his or her own gender, because Dionysus could relate. Zuyway.zeus looked around for a new set or loster parents. Big shock: not any people volunteered after hearing what Hera had done to Ino and Athamas. nally Zeus flew to Mount Nysa on the Greek mainland and convinced the mphs there to raise Bacchus. Zeus promised to make them immortal if they t did him this favor, and that was a hard deal to refuse. Young Bacchus tho andlr son of Zeus who lives on Nysa," which got short- robinthehusky: rosebushprince: bunabbit: Dionysus is the patron god of trans/nb kids pass it on really tho Dionysus was raised on earth as though a mortal girl, but IDs as male. and yknow is a god. he’s also known as a patron god of the mentally ill I love how the text implies that Dionysus saw people questioning their gender, went “Mood”, and became their God

robinthehusky: rosebushprince: bunabbit: Dionysus is the patron god of trans/nb kids pass it on really tho Dionysus was raised on earth...

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petermorwood: surprisekitty: wizardmoon: skypig357: giflounge: 1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself. Blessed post. Good kitty i want someone to read that headline in an old timey reporter voice Okay fun fact: cats were actively deployed to trenches and ships to help deal with rodent infestations in both world wars, and they had the curb cutter effect of keeping the men’s spirits high. One cat, Simon, was given the rank “Able Seacat Simon” after dutifully killing rats and mice that were destroying the HMS Amethyst’s food supplies. The ship had come under fire during the Chinese civil war and many of its crewmen had died. The cat had been gravely injured, too, but he picked out the shrapnel himself – seriously – and went straight to killing the rodents that were overrunning the ship. He unfortunately passed from his injuries two weeks before he was scheduled to receive the Dickin Medal. To this day, he is the only cat to receive this award. Here’s another WW1 trenchcat, who would have been ratter, mouser, companion and gas warning - not AFAIK by dying, like a canary, but since cats reacted to the smell of gas long before it was strong enough for humans to notice, the troops had a bit more time to get their masks on, and the cats went into gasproof boxes. Meanwhile, somewhere on the other side of No Man’s Land… Meet Percy, mascot of HMLS (D20) “Daphne” with Lt Drader. Both survived the War, and Percy retired to live out his peacetime life in the Drader family home. (Here’s a video clip; given how noisy, hot and smelly early tanks were, Percy seems remarkably unfazed.)  A US Army tank cat, Mustard of the 321st, with a Renault FT light tank and its driver Sgt Postal… A Royal Artillery kitten (the battery mascot)… Pincher of HMS Vindex on what looks like a Sopwith Pup scout… Togo, ship’s cat of HMS Dreadnought (though I’ve also seen “HMS Irresistible”)… Ship’s cat of HMS Queen Elizabeth atop 15″ main battery… And speaking of big ships and big guns… “Make nice all you like, Human. I despise you. I wanted a billet on a battleship, not this tinpot destroyer…” (Ching, of HMAS Swan.) : PAT petermorwood: surprisekitty: wizardmoon: skypig357: giflounge: 1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself. Blessed post. Good kitty i want someone to read that headline in an old timey reporter voice Okay fun fact: cats were actively deployed to trenches and ships to help deal with rodent infestations in both world wars, and they had the curb cutter effect of keeping the men’s spirits high. One cat, Simon, was given the rank “Able Seacat Simon” after dutifully killing rats and mice that were destroying the HMS Amethyst’s food supplies. The ship had come under fire during the Chinese civil war and many of its crewmen had died. The cat had been gravely injured, too, but he picked out the shrapnel himself – seriously – and went straight to killing the rodents that were overrunning the ship. He unfortunately passed from his injuries two weeks before he was scheduled to receive the Dickin Medal. To this day, he is the only cat to receive this award. Here’s another WW1 trenchcat, who would have been ratter, mouser, companion and gas warning - not AFAIK by dying, like a canary, but since cats reacted to the smell of gas long before it was strong enough for humans to notice, the troops had a bit more time to get their masks on, and the cats went into gasproof boxes. Meanwhile, somewhere on the other side of No Man’s Land… Meet Percy, mascot of HMLS (D20) “Daphne” with Lt Drader. Both survived the War, and Percy retired to live out his peacetime life in the Drader family home. (Here’s a video clip; given how noisy, hot and smelly early tanks were, Percy seems remarkably unfazed.)  A US Army tank cat, Mustard of the 321st, with a Renault FT light tank and its driver Sgt Postal… A Royal Artillery kitten (the battery mascot)… Pincher of HMS Vindex on what looks like a Sopwith Pup scout… Togo, ship’s cat of HMS Dreadnought (though I’ve also seen “HMS Irresistible”)… Ship’s cat of HMS Queen Elizabeth atop 15″ main battery… And speaking of big ships and big guns… “Make nice all you like, Human. I despise you. I wanted a billet on a battleship, not this tinpot destroyer…” (Ching, of HMAS Swan.)
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Anne Boleyn merupakan Ibu dari Ratu Elizabeth I. Anne merupakan figur yang dikagumi sekaligus dibenci oleh rakyat Inggris. Ia merupakan Istri kesayangan Raja Henry VII, hingga sang Raja bosan dan berniat untuk menyingkirkannya. Sang Raja ingin menyingkirkan Anne karena ingin menikahi selingkuhannya Jane Seymour dan mengangkatnya sebagai Ratu Inggris yang baru. Rencana jahat pun akhirnya dilakukan oleh Raja beserta Thomas Cromwell, penasihat kerajaan. Mereka memaksa kepada pria yang bernama Percy agar mau memberikan kesaksian palsu bahwa ia telah berzina dengan Ratu Anne. Tak hanya itu, Anne juga difitnah telah tidur dengan 4 orang laki-laki lainnya, salah satunya adik kandungnya. Dengan berdasarkan kesaksian ‘palsu’ ini, pengadilan Inggris memutuskan untuk menghukum mati Ratu Anne dengan cara penggal kepala. Sebelum di eksekusi dihadapan rakyat Inggris, Ratu Anne terus melantunkan Doa dan Pujian kepada Tuhan. Mengejutkannya, ketika kepalanya terlepas, seluruh rakyat dan keluarga kerajaan terkejut melihat bibir Anne masih terus bergerak melantunkan doa meski kepalanya sudah terpisah dari tubuh.: SERAM! BIBIR MILIK RATU ANNE BOLEYN MASIH BERGERAK MEMBACA DOR, WALAUPUN KEPALANYA TELAH DIPENGCR Anne Boleyn merupakan Ibu dari Ratu Elizabeth I. Anne merupakan figur yang dikagumi sekaligus dibenci oleh rakyat Inggris. Ia merupakan Istri kesayangan Raja Henry VII, hingga sang Raja bosan dan berniat untuk menyingkirkannya. Sang Raja ingin menyingkirkan Anne karena ingin menikahi selingkuhannya Jane Seymour dan mengangkatnya sebagai Ratu Inggris yang baru. Rencana jahat pun akhirnya dilakukan oleh Raja beserta Thomas Cromwell, penasihat kerajaan. Mereka memaksa kepada pria yang bernama Percy agar mau memberikan kesaksian palsu bahwa ia telah berzina dengan Ratu Anne. Tak hanya itu, Anne juga difitnah telah tidur dengan 4 orang laki-laki lainnya, salah satunya adik kandungnya. Dengan berdasarkan kesaksian ‘palsu’ ini, pengadilan Inggris memutuskan untuk menghukum mati Ratu Anne dengan cara penggal kepala. Sebelum di eksekusi dihadapan rakyat Inggris, Ratu Anne terus melantunkan Doa dan Pujian kepada Tuhan. Mengejutkannya, ketika kepalanya terlepas, seluruh rakyat dan keluarga kerajaan terkejut melihat bibir Anne masih terus bergerak melantunkan doa meski kepalanya sudah terpisah dari tubuh.

Anne Boleyn merupakan Ibu dari Ratu Elizabeth I. Anne merupakan figur yang dikagumi sekaligus dibenci oleh rakyat Inggris. Ia merupakan I...

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Aye have y’all ever been so rushed to get to work that u put your boxer briefs on backwards and u feel extra tightness up ya a$$ crack and looseness in ya PP region and u just like “did my a$$ grow overnight? Did my Percy Peepington SHRINK overnight? Is water wet? If a tree falls and nobody is there....” and u scurry off to work and u sitting at ya computer typing and u constantly adjusting bc ya nether regions hella cramped and u hit the washroom and realize u didn’t put ya underwear on right and the whole day is cancelled, u gotta throw the entire day away bc SAME 😐 ... but don’t fear - turn ya underwear around (wait for the bathroom to empty first ... u don’t wanna be that guy that’s doing too much in the bathroom stall 😬😂), getchu a oat milk cappuccino and TAKE BACK THE DAY. WE REALLY OUT HERE. BOSS SH!T. WE DON’T LET A “butt part of the undies to the front” RUIN AN ENTIRE DAY. GOD BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER DAY. LET’S GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORNS HAPPY HUMP DAY 😂😂😂❤️: When you partied too hard last night, noW you gotta clean up the litter the next morning Aye have y’all ever been so rushed to get to work that u put your boxer briefs on backwards and u feel extra tightness up ya a$$ crack and looseness in ya PP region and u just like “did my a$$ grow overnight? Did my Percy Peepington SHRINK overnight? Is water wet? If a tree falls and nobody is there....” and u scurry off to work and u sitting at ya computer typing and u constantly adjusting bc ya nether regions hella cramped and u hit the washroom and realize u didn’t put ya underwear on right and the whole day is cancelled, u gotta throw the entire day away bc SAME 😐 ... but don’t fear - turn ya underwear around (wait for the bathroom to empty first ... u don’t wanna be that guy that’s doing too much in the bathroom stall 😬😂), getchu a oat milk cappuccino and TAKE BACK THE DAY. WE REALLY OUT HERE. BOSS SH!T. WE DON’T LET A “butt part of the undies to the front” RUIN AN ENTIRE DAY. GOD BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER DAY. LET’S GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORNS HAPPY HUMP DAY 😂😂😂❤️
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