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Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a real UFO and it was 'horribly designed' The Shape of Water director Guillermo 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d m808vthetank: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater: “I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.” The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.” (x) the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING “there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky” The real reason we haven’t made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and don’t want to come back until we apologise

Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed'
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
m808vthetank:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
(x)

the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

“there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky”

The real reason we haven’t made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and don’t want to come back until we apologise

Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed'
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
m808vthetank:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
(x)

the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

“there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky”

The real reason we haven’t made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and don’t want to come back until we apologise

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Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a real UFO and it was 'horribly designed' The Shape of Water director Guillermo 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d thefingerfuckingfemalefury: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater: “I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.” The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.” (x) the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING “there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky”

Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed'
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
(x)

the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

“there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky”

Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed'
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
(x)

the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

“there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky”

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Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a real UFO and it was 'horribly designed' The Shape of Water director Guillermo 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater: “I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.” The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.” (x) the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed'
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
(x)

the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed'
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
(x)

the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

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DEMARCATION
2018
SHERYSUR SKİN
SHed voURPROBLEMS
42
WAYS TO
PDATEa
YU LO
THE PERFECT
YACATLON SPOT:
The Void
SUMMER
TRENDS
YOU SHOULD
CHECK OUT
BEFORE YOURE
COMSUMED
I enjoy mindless entertainment more than the
flowering periphery
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Reddit, Summer, and Com: Don't let him see it, but...
DEMARCATION
2018
SHERYSUR SKİN
SHed voURPROBLEMS
42
WAYS TO
PDATEa
YU LO
THE PERFECT
YACATLON SPOT:
The Void
SUMMER
TRENDS
YOU SHOULD
CHECK OUT
BEFORE YOURE
COMSUMED
I enjoy mindless entertainment more than the
flowering periphery
<p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8urv48/a_shamefull_activity_im_aware/?utm_source=ifttt">Src</a>]</p>

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Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a real UFO and it was 'horribly designed' The Shape of Water director Guillermo 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater: “I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.” The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.” (x) the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed'
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
(x)

the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed'
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
(x)

the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reacti...

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Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a real UFO and it was 'horribly designed" The Shape of Water director Guillermo 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey doux-amer truestoriesaboutme dragon-in-a-fez imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater: "I know this is horrible, del Toro continues. "You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn't want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six pack. We didn't consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, "Mountain of the Four," on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, "Let's go to the highway.' We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, "Honk and flash the lights. And we started honking. The UFO, says del Toro, "Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It's so sadI wish I could reveal they're not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone." the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING Guillermo del Toro expects better from aliens

Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed"
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey
doux-amer
truestoriesaboutme
dragon-in-a-fez
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color
palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics
Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:
"I know this is horrible, del Toro continues. "You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a
UFO. I didn't want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six
pack. We didn't consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, "Mountain of the
Four," on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, "Let's go to the highway.' We sit down to watch
the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light
on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, "Honk and flash the lights. And we
started honking.
The UFO, says del Toro, "Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second
and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It's so sadI
wish I could reveal they're not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And
the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car,
drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone."
the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS
INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING
Guillermo del Toro expects better from aliens

Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed"
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey
doux-amer
truestoriesaboutme
dragon-in-a-fez
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color
palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics
Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:
"I know this is horrible, del Toro continues. "You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a
UFO. I didn't want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six
pack. We didn't consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, "Mountain of the
Four," on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, "Let's go to the highway.' We sit down to watch
the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light
on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, "Honk and flash the lights. And we
started honking.
The UFO, says del Toro, "Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second
and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It's so sadI
wish I could reveal they're not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And
the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car,
drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone."
the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS
INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING
Guillermo del Toro expects better from aliens

Guillermo del Toro expects better from aliens

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Bad, Music, and Tumblr: Bobby American mentality of proud idiocy and mocking others you don't understand, white people, our terrible education system, and making fun of what is essentially autism and then you fed it to Shub-Niggurath, The Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young, and she passed it through her dead yet not dead womb and produced a single yet somehow numerous chittering pile of maws and clavicles that thrum with some kind of harrowing, primordial music that reminds you that the end of all things is truly inevitable and always sits at the periphery of your feeble lizard brain and that thing started to warp reality and collapse the integrity of all time and space around itself I would rather FUCK that thing with my own penis than watch this show for a single, solitary moment. Like Reply O25 1 hr If you distilled every bad thing about sitcoms, the visavee:This review of the show Young Sheldon is the only review I need.

Bad, Music, and Tumblr: Bobby
American mentality of proud idiocy and mocking others you don't
understand, white people, our terrible education system, and making fun
of what is essentially autism and then you fed it to Shub-Niggurath, The
Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young, and she passed it
through her dead yet not dead womb and produced a single yet
somehow numerous chittering pile of maws and clavicles that thrum with
some kind of harrowing, primordial music that reminds you that the end
of all things is truly inevitable and always sits at the periphery of your
feeble lizard brain and that thing started to warp reality and collapse the
integrity of all time and space around itself I would rather FUCK that thing
with my own penis than watch this show for a single, solitary moment.
Like Reply O25 1 hr
If you distilled every bad thing about sitcoms, the
visavee:This review of the show Young Sheldon is the only review I need.

Bad, Music, and Tumblr: Bobby
American mentality of proud idiocy and mocking others you don't
understand, white people, our terrible education system, and making fun
of what is essentially autism and then you fed it to Shub-Niggurath, The
Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young, and she passed it
through her dead yet not dead womb and produced a single yet
somehow numerous chittering pile of maws and clavicles that thrum with
some kind of harrowing, primordial music that reminds you that the end
of all things is truly inevitable and always sits at the periphery of your
feeble lizard brain and that thing started to warp reality and collapse the
integrity of all time and space around itself I would rather FUCK that thing
with my own penis than watch this show for a single, solitary moment.
Like Reply O25 1 hr
If you distilled every bad thing about sitcoms, the
visavee:This review of the show Young Sheldon is the only review I need.

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Comfortable, Head, and Shoes: Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" Head craned forward Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him" Back slouched Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movement Might be too tense and rigid Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" analogous to always manually breathing Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him Long strides me irl

Comfortable, Head, and Shoes: Hair seems to overreact to wind
"The Virgin Walk"
Head craned forward
Sometimes uses heaphones
to escape potential conversation
or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms
Looks below parallel
Avoids eye contact, and
looks away immediately
if accidental contact
Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him"
Back
slouched
Too polite, gives too much
space for oncoming traffic
But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side
Stiff, straight arms
Struggles to find
comfortable hand form
Little arm movement
Might be too tense and rigid
Bonus:
Clothing is all neutral coloured
Wears running shoes
Only wears black coats
Stands with a weird posture
Is insecure about how he walks
Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because
he struggles to "autowalk"
analogous to always manually breathing
Walks too fast
Compulsively needs to
pass anyone walking
slightly slower than him
Long strides
me irl

Comfortable, Head, and Shoes: Hair seems to overreact to wind
"The Virgin Walk"
Head craned forward
Sometimes uses heaphones
to escape potential conversation
or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms
Looks below parallel
Avoids eye contact, and
looks away immediately
if accidental contact
Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him"
Back
slouched
Too polite, gives too much
space for oncoming traffic
But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side
Stiff, straight arms
Struggles to find
comfortable hand form
Little arm movement
Might be too tense and rigid
Bonus:
Clothing is all neutral coloured
Wears running shoes
Only wears black coats
Stands with a weird posture
Is insecure about how he walks
Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because
he struggles to "autowalk"
analogous to always manually breathing
Walks too fast
Compulsively needs to
pass anyone walking
slightly slower than him
Long strides
me irl

me irl

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Comfortable, Head, and Shoes: Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" Head craned forward Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him" Back slouched Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movement Might be too tense and rigid Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" analogous to always manually breathing Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him Long strides me irl

Comfortable, Head, and Shoes: Hair seems to overreact to wind
"The Virgin Walk"
Head craned forward
Sometimes uses heaphones
to escape potential conversation
or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms
Looks below parallel
Avoids eye contact, and
looks away immediately
if accidental contact
Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him"
Back
slouched
Too polite, gives too much
space for oncoming traffic
But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side
Stiff, straight arms
Struggles to find
comfortable hand form
Little arm movement
Might be too tense and rigid
Bonus:
Clothing is all neutral coloured
Wears running shoes
Only wears black coats
Stands with a weird posture
Is insecure about how he walks
Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because
he struggles to "autowalk"
analogous to always manually breathing
Walks too fast
Compulsively needs to
pass anyone walking
slightly slower than him
Long strides
me irl

Comfortable, Head, and Shoes: Hair seems to overreact to wind
"The Virgin Walk"
Head craned forward
Sometimes uses heaphones
to escape potential conversation
or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms
Looks below parallel
Avoids eye contact, and
looks away immediately
if accidental contact
Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him"
Back
slouched
Too polite, gives too much
space for oncoming traffic
But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side
Stiff, straight arms
Struggles to find
comfortable hand form
Little arm movement
Might be too tense and rigid
Bonus:
Clothing is all neutral coloured
Wears running shoes
Only wears black coats
Stands with a weird posture
Is insecure about how he walks
Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because
he struggles to "autowalk"
analogous to always manually breathing
Walks too fast
Compulsively needs to
pass anyone walking
slightly slower than him
Long strides
me irl

me irl

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Tumblr, Blog, and House: <p><a href="https://brainpanstudio.tumblr.com/post/157265936644/series-the-gallery-of-victorspill-name-roark" class="tumblr_blog">brainpanstudio</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Series: THE GALLERY OF VICTORSPILL</p> <p>Name: Roark Glasseye<br/> Registration Number: 97BN7910<br/> Vehicle: Eraton98<br/> Area: Periphery 8</p> <p>Affiliation: HOUSE OF NORTON</p> <p>#scifiseries #Roboworld #floatingworld</p></blockquote>

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<blockquote><p>Series: THE GALLERY OF VICTORSPILL</p>

<p>Name: Roark Glasseye<br/>
Registration Number: 97BN7910<br/>
Vehicle: Eraton98<br/>
Area: Periphery 8</p>

<p>Affiliation: HOUSE OF NORTON</p>

<p>#scifiseries #Roboworld #floatingworld</p></blockquote>

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<blockquote><p>Series: THE GALLERY OF VICTORSPILL</p>

<p>Name: Roark Glasseye<br/>
Registration Number: 97BN7910<br/>
Vehicle: Eraton98<br/>
Area: Periphery 8</p>

<p>Affiliation: HOUSE OF NORTON</p>

<p>#scifiseries #Roboworld #floatingworld</p></blockquote>

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Tumblr, Blog, and House: brainpanstudio:

Series: THE GALLERY OF VICTORSPILL

Name: Roark Glasseye
Registration Number: 97BN7910
Vehicle: Eraton98
Area: Periphery 8

Affiliation: HOUSE OF NORTON

#scifiseries #Roboworld #floatingworld

Tumblr, Blog, and House: brainpanstudio:

Series: THE GALLERY OF VICTORSPILL

Name: Roark Glasseye
Registration Number: 97BN7910
Vehicle: Eraton98
Area: Periphery 8

Affiliation: HOUSE OF NORTON

#scifiseries #Roboworld #floatingworld

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Bane, Memes, and Creed: BROCHELLA
IN DIO
DAY APRIL 14 21
FTER
URL
(ft. dimebag hologram)
KNOCKED LOOSE harms wap coDE ORANGE
AxMxFxwxTxkxTxs periphery THE FntNT BTTEME
SATURDAY APRIL 15 22
SUNDAY APRIL 16 23
CAMENuOE, IS ME
BANE
(final show Official)
TITLE FIGHT
CREED
FIVEFINGER
TRIVIUM
CULT LEADER
DEATH PUNCH
(no gaza songs don't ask please)
EVERYTHING and MUSCLE
Sponsored by
MILK PROTEIN
NOT a fucking safe space, no pussies allowed
BANE FINAL SHOW

Bane, Memes, and Creed: BROCHELLA
IN DIO
DAY APRIL 14 21
FTER
URL
(ft. dimebag hologram)
KNOCKED LOOSE harms wap coDE ORANGE
AxMxFxwxTxkxTxs periphery THE FntNT BTTEME
SATURDAY APRIL 15 22
SUNDAY APRIL 16 23
CAMENuOE, IS ME
BANE
(final show Official)
TITLE FIGHT
CREED
FIVEFINGER
TRIVIUM
CULT LEADER
DEATH PUNCH
(no gaza songs don't ask please)
EVERYTHING and MUSCLE
Sponsored by
MILK PROTEIN
NOT a fucking safe space, no pussies allowed
BANE FINAL SHOW

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