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Abc, Bae, and Books: Baller Alert's Year In Review: Top 12 Memes of 2017 @balleralert abc Read More: www.balleralert.conm Baller Alert's Year In Review: Top 12 Memes of 2017 - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV (Swipe) β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € As we all know, the internet is undefeated, especially when it comes to memes. The year 2017 was definitely one for the books, so check out this year’s top 12 memes: β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 1. Mocking Spongebob β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The popular Nickelodeon cartoon about a friendly sponge has turned into the ultimate way to show pettiness and sarcasm. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 2. Salt Bae β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Who doesn’t love a man that can cook with style? Salt bae gave seasoning food the sex appeal we never knew it needed. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 3. Meryl Streep β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € A woman known as one of the most talented actresses of our time is also now the woman who knows all the lyrics to every musical classic. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 4. Nicki Minaj-Prague β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Honestly...We never knew we didn’t know how to spell Prague until Nicki Minaj told us while boarding her private jet. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 5. Side-eye Michelle Obama β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Dear Michelle, we felt your pain. We don’t know what was in that box besides Mrs. Obama’s despair. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 6. Roll Safe β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € What was once just a BBC mockumentary, has now become the way to express a bright idea, an epiphany or just the processing of a thought. It’s simple and can be used in numerous scenarios. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 7. Cash Me Outside How Bout Dah? β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Look, whether you loved her or hated her, she became an internet craze like no other. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 8. Everyday Struggle BET Awards Interview With Migos β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Does it look like I was about to forget about the β€œBad and Bougie” meme? An interview gone terribly wrong went hilariously right for the internet. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 9. The Great American Eclipse β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Some bought glasses and others watched it on the news. Some even stared with uncovered eyes and had to receive......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
Abc, Bae, and Books: Baller Alert's Year In Review: Top
 12 Memes of 2017
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 More: www.balleralert.conm
Baller Alert's Year In Review: Top 12 Memes of 2017 - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV (Swipe) β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € As we all know, the internet is undefeated, especially when it comes to memes. The year 2017 was definitely one for the books, so check out this year’s top 12 memes: β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 1. Mocking Spongebob β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The popular Nickelodeon cartoon about a friendly sponge has turned into the ultimate way to show pettiness and sarcasm. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 2. Salt Bae β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Who doesn’t love a man that can cook with style? Salt bae gave seasoning food the sex appeal we never knew it needed. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 3. Meryl Streep β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € A woman known as one of the most talented actresses of our time is also now the woman who knows all the lyrics to every musical classic. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 4. Nicki Minaj-Prague β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Honestly...We never knew we didn’t know how to spell Prague until Nicki Minaj told us while boarding her private jet. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 5. Side-eye Michelle Obama β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Dear Michelle, we felt your pain. We don’t know what was in that box besides Mrs. Obama’s despair. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 6. Roll Safe β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € What was once just a BBC mockumentary, has now become the way to express a bright idea, an epiphany or just the processing of a thought. It’s simple and can be used in numerous scenarios. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 7. Cash Me Outside How Bout Dah? β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Look, whether you loved her or hated her, she became an internet craze like no other. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 8. Everyday Struggle BET Awards Interview With Migos β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Does it look like I was about to forget about the β€œBad and Bougie” meme? An interview gone terribly wrong went hilariously right for the internet. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 9. The Great American Eclipse β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Some bought glasses and others watched it on the news. Some even stared with uncovered eyes and had to receive......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

Baller Alert's Year In Review: Top 12 Memes of 2017 - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV (Swipe) β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € As we all know, the internet i...

Bless Up, Bruh, and Crazy: meet Waffles. Pic: Reddit u/invadergrimm @DrSmashlove Shout to all u thick ladies who DMed me saying you loved my last caption for supporting big girls 😍. Y’all sweet. Y’all amazing. I love y’all. But most importantly......YALL AIN’T OVERSIZED BRUH THAT CAPTION WASN’T ABOUT YOU, STOP IT πŸ˜‚. U women don’t get to be β€œbig” just because y’all got a big chest and backside - y’all thicky thicc! That’s another type! Y’all don’t take no damn space on airplanes shut the hell up bruv y’all wilding πŸ˜‚. Body positive my a$$ y’all smol lmao. That caption was about BIG GIRLS - LET THEM HAVE THEY LIL MOMENT DAMMIT. It is however adorable asf that y’all identify and have solidarity with big girls - it’s high key inspiring - rather than look down on big women, u lock arms in sisterhood of thickness. Like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants except this is Sisterhood of the Wondrous Thunderous Thighs πŸ˜πŸ˜‚. Go head with y’all lovey dovey supportive a$$es bruv we are one human race. That’s the only race I know. People always wanna talk about how women are catty and crazy ... somewhat accurate ... matter fact I gotta make a few calls to figure out which of my sisters hate each other on this particular day (cattiness and pettiness take no holidays lol) so I keep them separate at Thanksgiving but I digress πŸ€—πŸ˜‚ ... examples of women being SUPPORTIVE and AMAZING abound, including this one. Big up yaselves women today y’all are the real MVPs - BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bless Up, Bruh, and Crazy: meet Waffles.
 Pic: Reddit u/invadergrimm
 @DrSmashlove
Shout to all u thick ladies who DMed me saying you loved my last caption for supporting big girls 😍. Y’all sweet. Y’all amazing. I love y’all. But most importantly......YALL AIN’T OVERSIZED BRUH THAT CAPTION WASN’T ABOUT YOU, STOP IT πŸ˜‚. U women don’t get to be β€œbig” just because y’all got a big chest and backside - y’all thicky thicc! That’s another type! Y’all don’t take no damn space on airplanes shut the hell up bruv y’all wilding πŸ˜‚. Body positive my a$$ y’all smol lmao. That caption was about BIG GIRLS - LET THEM HAVE THEY LIL MOMENT DAMMIT. It is however adorable asf that y’all identify and have solidarity with big girls - it’s high key inspiring - rather than look down on big women, u lock arms in sisterhood of thickness. Like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants except this is Sisterhood of the Wondrous Thunderous Thighs πŸ˜πŸ˜‚. Go head with y’all lovey dovey supportive a$$es bruv we are one human race. That’s the only race I know. People always wanna talk about how women are catty and crazy ... somewhat accurate ... matter fact I gotta make a few calls to figure out which of my sisters hate each other on this particular day (cattiness and pettiness take no holidays lol) so I keep them separate at Thanksgiving but I digress πŸ€—πŸ˜‚ ... examples of women being SUPPORTIVE and AMAZING abound, including this one. Big up yaselves women today y’all are the real MVPs - BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Shout to all u thick ladies who DMed me saying you loved my last caption for supporting big girls 😍. Y’all sweet. Y’all amazing. I love y’al...

Af, Ass, and Bless Up: He's all smiles after being rescued @DrSmashlove As y'all get out there and date, y'all gon break up with people and realize things. Realize some real ass things that didn't occur to u before. One of these things is the realization that the person u dated - this person u loved - adored - respected - is CORNY as FUCK πŸ˜‚. Corny as a bowl of corn flakes. A king size bag of corn chips. A field of corn deep in rural Indiana looking at your ex like "I will never be this corny 😒." When u realize this ladies and gents I want u to do one thing. Just one. Open Facebook. Open Instagram. Open Snap. And shade TF out of them. Call them out for being so corny. "Shout to my ex Terrence for dating a ex stripper who got three kids from three different men living at her grandma house hope that's working out for u T πŸ˜‹." ACTUALLY JUST KIDDING AF DONT EVER EVER EVER DO THIS. πŸ˜‚ Ok first fuck u for shaming strippers and mama's. But second, query what's the benefit? All yo girls gon be leaving like comments like "get him Susan! πŸ˜‚" But what are they actually thinking? "Wow does Susan think anyone gon fuck with her now that they know she put people on blast ok Cat Lady Susan more men for the rest of us πŸ˜‚." See what happened Susan is that all the corn just exited Terrence's body and entered your aura and now u the corny one. U just de-corned him when u could have left Terrence as the rightful owner of that corn bushel. So with that said keep it G. And do me a favor. Block Terrence on all forms of media - phone, IG, FB, name it. The power of the block is that it assures u that they won't try to cornily weasel they corny ass back in πŸ€—. And say the following: "Thank you God for letting me learn things and realize things. Please give me the strength to not be petty, and help me move onward and upward." Pettiness can be relieving in the short term but it's damning in the long term. Just believe smash on this one. Bless up β€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Ass, and Bless Up: He's all smiles after being rescued
 @DrSmashlove
As y'all get out there and date, y'all gon break up with people and realize things. Realize some real ass things that didn't occur to u before. One of these things is the realization that the person u dated - this person u loved - adored - respected - is CORNY as FUCK πŸ˜‚. Corny as a bowl of corn flakes. A king size bag of corn chips. A field of corn deep in rural Indiana looking at your ex like "I will never be this corny 😒." When u realize this ladies and gents I want u to do one thing. Just one. Open Facebook. Open Instagram. Open Snap. And shade TF out of them. Call them out for being so corny. "Shout to my ex Terrence for dating a ex stripper who got three kids from three different men living at her grandma house hope that's working out for u T πŸ˜‹." ACTUALLY JUST KIDDING AF DONT EVER EVER EVER DO THIS. πŸ˜‚ Ok first fuck u for shaming strippers and mama's. But second, query what's the benefit? All yo girls gon be leaving like comments like "get him Susan! πŸ˜‚" But what are they actually thinking? "Wow does Susan think anyone gon fuck with her now that they know she put people on blast ok Cat Lady Susan more men for the rest of us πŸ˜‚." See what happened Susan is that all the corn just exited Terrence's body and entered your aura and now u the corny one. U just de-corned him when u could have left Terrence as the rightful owner of that corn bushel. So with that said keep it G. And do me a favor. Block Terrence on all forms of media - phone, IG, FB, name it. The power of the block is that it assures u that they won't try to cornily weasel they corny ass back in πŸ€—. And say the following: "Thank you God for letting me learn things and realize things. Please give me the strength to not be petty, and help me move onward and upward." Pettiness can be relieving in the short term but it's damning in the long term. Just believe smash on this one. Bless up β€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

As y'all get out there and date, y'all gon break up with people and realize things. Realize some real ass things that didn't occur to u befo...

Alive, Being Alone, and Beautiful: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAN THAT FUCKING FLOWER the funbox What a great day to be alive disappointmement relatable enjoy your day NOTHING BEATS THIS SHIT SHIT ITS OOD To EE ALINE AldenRants 21-50 @embodiment_of_pettiness asked me to rant about people who don't put shopping carts back in the cart return! DONT pbthh GET pbthh ME pbthh STARTEEEED AAHHPBTHHPBTHH PBTHHHHHH It is my unRELENtingly steadfast belief that the pathological gene that corrupts people to become serial killers is unARGUABLY RELATED to the same mental disease that causes people to NOT place their shopping carts IN THE DESIGNATED SHOPPING CART STATIONS. Look at all those shopping carts all together in their cozy little home! Don't you want to reunite the cart you used with its family as a token of appreciation for how well it did its job by assisting you with your shopping? OF COURSE YOU DON'T YOU CAN'T EMPATHIZE WITH THAT RECKLESS MIND OF YOURS CAN YOU. THESE SECONDHAND CAR WRECKERS SADISTICALLY WRECK HAVOC WITH THEIR FOOD HANDLING VEHICLES ALL ACROSS OUR FAIR CITY ALL WHILE BLAMING THEIR KIDS FOR THEIR TWISTED THINKING BEHAVIOR. "OHHH I can't leave my precious angels alone!" OH OF COURSE NOT, CAN'T WASTE A SINGLE SECOND OF POTENTIAL PSYCHOPATHIC MONSTER TEACHING TIME!!! MY MOM RAISED FOUR KIDS AND YOU DON'T SEE HER LEAVING SHOPPING CARTS LYING AMUCK AND TEACHING ME TO ACT PSYCHOTIC DO YOU???!? I'M AS NORMAL AS THEY COME
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AldenRants 21-50 @embodiment_of_pettiness asked me to rant about people who don't put shopping carts back in the cart return! DONT pbthh GET pbthh ME pbthh STARTEEEED AAHHPBTHHPBTHH PBTHHHHHH It is my unRELENtingly steadfast belief that the pathological gene that corrupts people to become serial killers is unARGUABLY RELATED to the same mental disease that causes people to NOT place their shopping carts IN THE DESIGNATED SHOPPING CART STATIONS. Look at all those shopping carts all together in their cozy little home! Don't you want to reunite the cart you used with its family as a token of appreciation for how well it did its job by assisting you with your shopping? OF COURSE YOU DON'T YOU CAN'T EMPATHIZE WITH THAT RECKLESS MIND OF YOURS CAN YOU. THESE SECONDHAND CAR WRECKERS SADISTICALLY WRECK HAVOC WITH THEIR FOOD HANDLING VEHICLES ALL ACROSS OUR FAIR CITY ALL WHILE BLAMING THEIR KIDS FOR THEIR TWISTED THINKING BEHAVIOR. "OHHH I can't leave my precious angels alone!" OH OF COURSE NOT, CAN'T WASTE A SINGLE SECOND OF POTENTIAL PSYCHOPATHIC MONSTER TEACHING TIME!!! MY MOM RAISED FOUR KIDS AND YOU DON'T SEE HER LEAVING SHOPPING CARTS LYING AMUCK AND TEACHING ME TO ACT PSYCHOTIC DO YOU???!? I'M AS NORMAL AS THEY COME

AldenRants 21-50 @embodiment_of_pettiness asked me to rant about people who don't put shopping carts back in the cart return! DONT pbthh GET...