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JLo, Tumblr, and Aries: crepuscolo-scuro: c-bassmeow: usedtodanceintexas: @c-bassmeow binch look THIS is inspiring art One Ari and one for JLo *pew pew*

crepuscolo-scuro: c-bassmeow: usedtodanceintexas: @c-bassmeow binch look THIS is inspiring art One Ari and one for JLo *pew pew*

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Bad, Boner, and Boo: 3 GUYS CONFESS THE BAFFLİNG THINGS THEY DID-WITH THEIR DICKS Towel Tried to see how many full size bath towels I could It was 4 and my dick almost snapped so I would not recommend, I'm average at 6 inches too so it's not ike I have a huge one either 2. Woah Sucked my own dick. You know that feeing after you finish to some questionable porn? That times 1000. 3. Getting To First Place Used it as雥gearshift and made car noises and pretended that I was racing. 4. Bad Stand Up Not me, but my gf loves to hold it like a microphone and tap it while saying Is this thing on? And proceeding into a whole bad joke stand up routine. This is haw about half of her bj attermpts end 5. Peek-a-Boo I'm uncircumcised. I used to kind of roll my foreskin nward until my entire penis was hidden. Then I'd let go and let it pop back out again. Shit was wild. 6. Limbering Up Did stretching exercises with it as a teen to sco if it pump from the kitchen for vacuum seal containers One time after I boned my girlfriend, I walked out to get a glass of water. As I passed my couch my cat swats at me and grazes my sack So I bopped him on top his head with my hailf-chub that My buddy in the sixth grade told me his story Everyone remembers how fun it is to put glue on your hand, and peel it ofr? He mutiplied the fun by putting it on his dick. And then, to multiply that fun by 10x he used superglue. Long story short, he had to have his mom poke holes in the peehole just so he could take a leak. He said it shot in multiple streams 10. Poor Teddy During one particularly heated masturbation session 14-year-old me decided to stick his dick in a hole in the rear end of his beloved childhood teddy bear to see if he could simulate having sex with something It didn't feel good or bad, and afterwards I oould never look it in the face again. 11. Puppet Master After we were done and it was in a relaxed state, had an ex that thought it was hilarious to shake it as if it were head banging and say "righteous!" in a voice that I guess was supposed to be that of my penis. When I was about 10 I put acetone on my junk. Seems weird. Made sense though as I wanted to remove the smiley face painted on with nail polish. 11 out of 10 would NOT recommend 13. Bro Stuff Gone Way Too Far A few years ago my best fiend had those giant holes n the lobes of his ears. He said it "made him look cool. Another friend thought I couldn't fit my penis through it ear hole and we bet 50 bucks. Put that image in your head 14. Hot Dog Time My girfriend at the time said she was hungry late at night and I asked if she wanted a hot dog. Went to the fridge, put my dick in a bun, put mustard on it, and walked bare assed back to my room and said, here ya go. She thought it was hilarious. I'm just glad my roommates didn't happen to come downstairs and see me putting mustard on my dick luminated by the gentle glow of the open fridge Whenaver I gat out of the shower with a semi chub I sometimes make it swing left and right so it slaps my hips and makes a noise. ng Stuck I fucked a bottle onca and my dick got stuck, had to So when I was a kid I had always heard masturbation referred to as "whacking off so the first time I tried t I literally just slapped my penis. Not hard just soft ittle taps. It actually worked but I'm glad I figured out 18. Timbeeeeeerrrrri I like to watch it fall like ล tree after an erection l fucked a full jar of strawberry jam. My housemates all skipped town very quickly after graduation, leaving me to clean the apartment, One of them left the jar of jam, and I was like, fuck it! 20. Fit Everything You Can my He has his foreskin, so one day we decided to stick an R4 cartridge ffor pirating Nintendo DS games) into t. Then the GBA cartridge (for same) lengthwise Then widthwise (t was a bit of a stretch lo took pictures Back Guarantee Put it in a kettle. Then got really depressed and questioned my life choices. Then later I was in the store I originally bought the kettle and saw there was a sign saying it had a fault and they were being recalled in, so I took it back, got the money and bought Assassin's Creed 2. 22. The Writer Typed. You have to keep rubbing it so it's heavy enough, then squat over the keyboard. Here- Naver mind. I was gonna type a sentence that way but I'm too lazy to boner 23. Pew Pew I'm uncircuncised and when I was younger I used to fill up my foreskin with water when I was in the bath and would shoot it out like a water gun Most of them are weird, but some are actually fun to play with!
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America, Anime, and Cars: Japanese Tea Party Article from thegalagals Read it Throw a fun Japanese lea Party for that special little gal! henryismywaifu: tinybookling: littleblackchat: lifeiscaulscott: semiauto14: daissychainss: dilfweed: jennaavh: madmints: takesabeating: cheshireinthemiddle: ginzers: spoopy-roxxi: ginzers: spoopy-roxxi: ginzers: Teach children that this is not ok Teach children that there’s nothing wrong with this I’m really not understanding why you think cultural appropriation would be ok, unless you are assuming that the girl in the picture is part Japanese. Yellow face yet she’s using white makeup in the traditional style but okay. Cultural appropriation isn’t a thing, hon. ☺️ Cultures should be shared by all means. I disagree. The makeup is clearly reflective of traditional Geisha makeup which is yellowface and therefore racist. Furthermore, the girl is wearing a kimono, a garment that has for ages carried cultural significance. Assuming that she is white how can you think this is ok? And cultural appropriation isn’t a thing? What rock do you live under? I suggest you educate yourself on the differences between cultural appreciation and cultural appropriation. I am japanese, in japan at this very moment. The only people who think culture shouldnt be shared are racists like you. A vast majority of Japanese people actually enjoy other people making an effort to spread and enjoy japanese culture, and encourage it. Many make businesses in deliberately taking pictures of people in kimono. A common omiage (gift) for foreigners from japanese people is traditional japanese things such as kimonos, tea seats, shisa dog statues, ect. And to top it off, basically 80 percent of japanese customs, traditions, and food, came from other countries. Japanese is an integration of different cultures, like america. Japan takes influences from places like korea, china, russia, and europe. If japan stuck to itself, there would be no tempura, japanese tea, tea ceremonies, kabuki, japanese bread, japanese curry, j- pop, anime, cars, or modern fishing techniques. The picture is not “yellow face” they are not making fun of asians. In fact, it looks like they put extra care and research into their work. The only reason that you have a problem with this is because that little girl is white and you know that it is acceptable on tumblr to crap all over white people. The only racist here is you. Rekt b t f o Dang she got shut down. Damn I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my entire fucking life Daaaaamn Pew pew pew I reblog this every time I see it I live in Japan and I’d like to back up this sentiment.  Recently a museum in Boston came under a lot of fire for allowing visitors to wear a ‘kimono’ (it was featuring a painting my Monet of a girl – a white girl – in a kimono, and the museum had replicas made that guests of ANY RACE could wear to mimic the painting, Pageant-of-the-Masters style). After protests and heated debate, the museum closed the event. I was living in Japan at the time, and out of all the *actual* Japanese people I asked, not a single one was offended by the event. Rather, they were excited that people half a world away were showing interest in their culture, and were sad that visitors could no longer enjoy the event. This party, though somewhat silly in application, is an attempt at experiencing and appreciating another culture. The mom who put this together is not an expert on Japan, but she did her best. She got a lot of things right: there are few things Japan loves more than tea, Pocky, and sakura.  Where do you draw the line for who is “allowed” to learn about Japan? If the girl were of Japanese descent, would that make it ok (even though her citizenship would be the same as the girl from the photo)? If one of the girl’s parents were from Japan, then would it be ok?  Are you only allowed to make pizza if you live in Italy? If you’re an Italian immigrant? How do we decide these things?? You can’t say you want to dismantle racism and then in the next breath make rules – based on race – for who people can wear, try, or eat, especially when the intent is obviously to have fun experiencing a culture (as opposed to having fun by making fun of a race or culture, like blackface does).  When you tell people they can only experience things ‘meant for their race’, it totally smacks of segregation to me and I can’t stand it. As someone who (obviously) loves Japan, I say let people learn about it, let people experience it, let people appreciate it. You don’t have to know every single thing about a culture to enjoy it. fucking people got owned is what, fuck i hate how people say you cant do shit when culture should be shared and is shared its how it grows and changes through fucking generations itS HOW YOU LEARN about the world and just fucking, tumblr fucking stupid like 70% of the dam time
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Makeup, Tumblr, and Alabama: Religious affiliations of Republicans in Super Tuesday states Overall 96 who say religion Other Unaffi is very ProtestantProtestant black Prot.CatholicChristiasfaithsiated important EvangelicalMainline Historically Other 1%; 1%) 72% 15 ■ 13 Alaska 44.. 14 Arkansas 61-15 Colorado 40 19 Georgia 5712I Mass. 10I Minnesota 30 Oklahoma 56·· 21 72 1958 69 <1 14 12I 504I 4 27 10 I 58 12 72 Tennessee 67 14 Texas 4616 Virginia 4122 Tota 4717 17 12 I 15 12I 1767 13 Source: 2014 U.S. Religious Landscape Study, conducted June 4Sept. 30, 2014 Note: Other Christians include Mormons, Orthodox Christians, Jehovah's Witnesses and members of other, smaller Christian groups. Other faiths include Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus and members of other non-Christian faiths. Don't know/refused responses not shown. Vermont Republicans are not shown separately due to insufficient sample size, although they are included in the overall tally for Republicans in the 12 Super Tuesday states. Colorado Republicans will caucus on Tuesday but will not vote directly for a presidential candidate PEW RESEARCH CENTER Religious affiliations of Democrats in Super Tuesday states Overall 96 who say religion Other Unaffi is very ProtestantProtestant black Prot.CatholicChristiasfaithsiated important EvangelicalMainlineHistorically Other Alabama 28% 10% 2167 3838 2261 39% 7% 2%) 84% Arkansas 3418 16 Colorado 11 18 10I Georgia 21 12 I 32 Mass 9 I 3732 27 Minnesota 9I Oklahoma 38 Tennessee 3913 Texas 19 Vermont 6 Virginia 17 Total 2438 285 1863 2258 50 21 2253 2553 34 4 20 15 12I 13I 14 י 12I 14 17 12 I 17 24 20 15 Source: 2014 U.S. Religious Landscape Study, conducted June 4-Sept. 30, 2014. Note: Other Christians include Mormons, Orthodox Christians, Jehovah's Witnesses and members of other, smaller Christian groups. Other faiths include Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus and members of other non-Christian faiths. Don't know/refused responses not shown. PEW RESEARCH CENTER pewresearch: Religious groups rarely vote as a fully unified bloc, but looking at the religious makeup of individual states can help us understand the electoral landscape. A closer look at religion in the Super Tuesday states

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