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Gif, Life, and News: <p><a href="http://rollerskaq.tumblr.com/post/156534124535" class="tumblr_blog">rollerskaq</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://reanimateobjects.tumblr.com/post/142834391014/americanpipedream-reanimateobjects" class="tumblr_blog">reanimateobjects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://americanpipedream.tumblr.com/post/142833169412">americanpipedream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reanimateobjects.tumblr.com/post/142805064539">reanimateobjects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reptonic-art.tumblr.com/post/142779075003">reptonic-art</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reanimateobjects.tumblr.com/post/142594287064">reanimateobjects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?<br/></p> </blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="308" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="308" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d9919ce10bf5c7a2a785e46f4ecd890f/tumblr_inline_o5lz4ww1xW1tqk27x_540.gif"/></figure></p> <p>@<a href="http://reanimateobjects.tumblr.com/post/142594287064">reanimateobjects</a><br/><br/>I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. <br/><br/>I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation? <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.</p> </blockquote> <p>Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>My name is Werm<br/>I liv in ground<br/>And thru the darck<br/>I skwirm around</p> <p>The peepl tell me<br/>All the tym<br/>I’m farr too yuck<br/>With too much slym</p> <p>But I think Werm<br/>Is gud to be.<br/>I find a styck</p> <p>I draw a me</p> </blockquote>
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Beautiful, Gif, and Life: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://codeycakes.tumblr.com/post/142838093821">codeycakes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reanimateobjects.tumblr.com/post/142834391014">reanimateobjects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://americanpipedream.tumblr.com/post/142833169412">americanpipedream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reanimateobjects.tumblr.com/post/142805064539">reanimateobjects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reptonic-art.tumblr.com/post/142779075003">reptonic-art</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reanimateobjects.tumblr.com/post/142594287064">reanimateobjects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?<br/></p> </blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="308" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="308" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d9919ce10bf5c7a2a785e46f4ecd890f/tumblr_inline_o5lz4ww1xW1tqk27x_540.gif"/></figure></p> <p>@<a href="http://reanimateobjects.tumblr.com/post/142594287064">reanimateobjects</a><br/><br/>I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. <br/><br/>I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation? <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.</p> </blockquote> <p>Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>This is beautiful. top notch quality content</p> </blockquote>
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Cars, Crazy, and Dogs: Hi, is this the person looking for a graphic designer? Yes! Wow you're quick. We just put the ad up 30 minutes ago Well, in this biz the early bird gets the worm. Can you tell me a little bit about the project? Sure, we need a logo for an Italian restaurant my husband and are opening called Tomato Tomato. It's probably easier if we can talk on the phone, mind if I give you a ring? That's no good I'm at my current design job and I would be taking this on as a freelance job, so I can't talk about other projects on company time. Sorry. Ok, well feel free to call me after you leave work. In the meantime do you have a website or some work online that I can take a look at? Sure, I can text you a few recent projects, hold on One Sec Great! Thanks! This is one I finished a couple weeks ago A+ CAR ORGANIZATION That's good. No offense but has anyone ever told you that it's sorta phallic? No, what is that? It kinda looks like a penis. lol. I guess I can kinda see that? I never noticed Here is one I'm really proud of. It's for my friend Omar's Hotdog kiosk in the mall CRAZY WAGON Your friend Omar was ok with this? Yeah, why wouldn't he be? That totally looks like someone putting a penis in their mouth What? No that's a man enjoying a tasty hot dog. I'm not sure we can work together. I didn't know you were gunna be some kind of pervert client... Both logos you have shown me look like penises! It doesn't take a pervert to see that! I took a stab at a possible design for your restaurant I'd love to hear your thoughts T8MAR WE'RE NOT DICKIN' AROUND OPEN WIDE FOR SOME HOT ITALIAN "SAUSAGE" What the hell is wrong with you! Level 99 graphic design skills
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