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True Protagonist: brucebannersbadmanners It occurred to me that the T-rex (we really need an official name for her) from the original Jurassic Park only killed one human in the movie, and it was that shitty lawyer who abandoned the kids anyway, so he had it coming. She wasn't in the second or third film as those took place on the other island. She was, however, in Jurassic World where (spoilers) she saved everyone's asses, JUST like she did at the end of the first film. So let's do a tally here. Humans Killed: 1 Humans Saved: 8 + 1 velociraptor In conclusion the T-rex is the real protagonist of the series thank you. raptorix Of course!! She was the pride and joy of the park. She probably had an audience when she hatched. She imprinted on people, not dinosaurs. Her whole life she was given her proteins handed to her, she has never had to really hunt to survive. She is like a captive-bred tiger. She probably had favorite human handlers. She could tell which humans were the nasty one Reframe the movie where Rexy (that's what l'm calling her) is just as scared as the humans that the power went out, that things were falling apart. She was exploring outside her habitat. She wanted to play with the jeeps. Maybe she wanted to help get the small human out of jeep? Be free, tiny humans! Come back, tiny humans! Don't fall off the cliff, tiny humans! The lawyer smelled bad. Rexy really disliked his smell. He tried to hide it on the toilet, but her nose easily found him. He didn't taste as good as goat, though. His stinky clothes gave her a stomach ache for days. Rexy tried to figure out where the humans went. She found them at the visitors center. And when she got there, a rude raptor wanted to pick a fight with her. No! Get off my bak. What is this thing falling on me??? Someone bring me a goat I'm hungry True Protagonist
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stellamai: So I just found this note I made on my second reread of TFC, and I believe it more every time. Especially since Andrew says a few pages later, “Oh Neil, as unpredictable as he is unreal,” so it’s not implausible that he would have been questioning Neil’s very existence after he BLASTED Riko to defend Kevin at Kathy’s interview. I cry.: "When I said Abby and I would look out for you, I didn't mean you should pick a fight with Riko on national television," Wymack said. "Should I have spelled that out before- hand?" "Probably," Neil said "It's fine, Coach," Andrew said, catching up to them. He touched Neil's back on his way by, fingers light enough to give Neil goose bumps, but didn't slow on his way to Kevin's side. He pressed a hand to Abby's arm in a si- lent demand for her to back off. "Kevin, we're going. Right now, okay?" Edit Note He could have been showing his gratitude for Neil defending Kevin or his admiration for Neil standing up to Riko when he was so afraid of exposure, but iF HE WAS CHECKING TO SEE IF NEIL WAS REAL AGAIN I STG stellamai: So I just found this note I made on my second reread of TFC, and I believe it more every time. Especially since Andrew says a few pages later, “Oh Neil, as unpredictable as he is unreal,” so it’s not implausible that he would have been questioning Neil’s very existence after he BLASTED Riko to defend Kevin at Kathy’s interview. I cry.

stellamai: So I just found this note I made on my second reread of TFC, and I believe it more every time. Especially since Andrew says a...

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reverseracism: Skai Jackson, 14, literally giving me life and clapping back at Azealia Banks, grown ass woman, after Banks went on an islamophobic, homophobic, ignorant rant towards recording artist Zayn Malik. How embarrassing and shameful to pick a fight with a child (and LOSE mind you). Go on collect them L’s Azealia, K.O. Honestly tho? Azealia’s edges aren’t the only ones that just got snatched. Consider mine GONE. #JrQueenOfClapbacks “My memes are more relevant than you😂 now that’s sad” - Skai Jackson 2016 : Tweet BRUJA DEL BLOQUE @AZEALIABANKS 1 and you need to grow some hips and start ur menses. stay in a child's place. Skal Jackson眥@ska.Jackson Azealia Banks needs to simmer down a little 1,585 1,558 Skal Jackson眥* @skaijackson @AZEALIABANKS When a no hip having 14 year old has more class than you. Worry about your career. Get one. 5/10/16, 8:15 PM 792 RETWEETS 880 LIKES Skai Jackson 5,023 Tweets Tweets Media Likes Skal Jackson @ska.Jackson @AZEALIABANKS you got dissed by a one directioner how miserable can your life be?? Now have several seats Azealia Stanks! 28m 6,915 8,493 hIn reply to BRUJA DEL BLOQUE Skai Jackson il @skaijackson @AZEALIABANKS and I'm sure my mom did a wayyy better job then yours did! You give black women a bad name. l'll be praying for you 32m 7,635 10K hIn reply to BRUJA DEL BLOQUE Skal Jackson眥@ska.Jackson @AZEALIABANKS I had a career before Disney and I'm sure I will after! Andl know I won't turn out like you bitter and miserable! Fix ur life 34m 9,270 11.7K hIn reply to BRUJA DEL BLOQUE Skal Jackson眥@skal.ackson 1h You Retweeted Skal Jackson眥@ska.Jackson @AZEALIABANKS now that was corny! 10m go fix your edges before you come at me! #byenow Hide behind your weaves much? 4,116 4,782 RScott Retweeted Skai Jackson W @skaijackson @AZEALIABANKS take your L like a champ! 4m 2,538 3,193 Scott @YonceHaunted 1m Skai Jackson 5,023 Tweets Tweets Media Likes 3,129 3,634 hIn reply to BRUJA DEL BLOQUE Skai Jackson l @skaijackson @AZEALIABANKS this wasted conversation is helping your career! Bye hunny 9m 3,685 4,809 hIn reply to BRUJA DEL BLOQUE Skai Jackson lWl @skaijackson @AZEALIABANKS now that was corny! 10m go fix your edges before you come at me! #byenow Hide behind your weaves much? 34,435 5,209 In reply to BRUJA DEL BLOQUE Skai Jackson W @skaijackson @AZEALIABANKS a meme with 2.3 million Instagram followers. My memes are more relevant than you now that's sad. Now bye Twitter troll 19m 11.3K 2.8K reverseracism: Skai Jackson, 14, literally giving me life and clapping back at Azealia Banks, grown ass woman, after Banks went on an islamophobic, homophobic, ignorant rant towards recording artist Zayn Malik. How embarrassing and shameful to pick a fight with a child (and LOSE mind you). Go on collect them L’s Azealia, K.O. Honestly tho? Azealia’s edges aren’t the only ones that just got snatched. Consider mine GONE. #JrQueenOfClapbacks “My memes are more relevant than you😂 now that’s sad” - Skai Jackson 2016
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