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Confused, Fire, and Frozen: vrabia i'll see your space australians and raise you: space eastern europeans like space australians, but comically deadpan . 'there was a critical systems failure and now we're dead in space! we need to evacu- "chief engineer antonov thumps control panel with fist 'oh, we're. we're okay .someone has either pickled a vegetable or distilled alcohol in a container that was intended for neither, in zero gravity . there's a little old lady on this crew. nobody knows why. nobody suspects she's the head of an espionage network either "exasperated muttering over comms line during repair eva what's that?' i said this thing has made in usa' written on it and no fucking wonder deliberately heavy accent* exkyooz my language improvised electrical device breaks safety regulations in 72 systems. 'what? it woks somebody is talking about The Revolution. 'andrei please that was 2723 years ago 'my father fought in it' "here's a good one: is it possible to introduce communism in the frozen world of OGLE-2005-BLG-390Lb?" confused alien: i don't know? 'in principle yes, but after the first five year plan they would have to import ice . . the trabant, but now it's a space ship lavvyan THE TRABANT, BUT NOW IT'S A SPACE SHIP zellieh nvaders overrun the ship Eastern European crewwoman: rolls up sleeves, takes rings off* HOLD MY RINGS lavvyan engine ever-so-slightly catches on fire* Eastern European engineer slaps it out with her bare hand, cursing and kicking the engine the entire time* incident doesn't even rate a maintenance log entry Source vrabia 1,956 notes The space bears dont stand a chance
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Tumblr, Blog, and Flickr: 12seas: Anyone for pickled snake? by mortimerphotographic on Flickr.

12seas: Anyone for pickled snake? by mortimerphotographic on Flickr.

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Apple, Bad, and Beef: HOW TO REFORM HUSBANDS BY CERTAIN KINDS OF FOODS. Following is a list of foods which, according to an expert, may, when cooked for police court defendants by their wives, give them happy homes again: tough beef. turnips, leeks. fingers LAZINESS Peppers, horseradish, tobasco, chop sney, radishes NERVOUSNESS Chicken salad, hot chocolate, etring beans, WIFE-BEATING-Vegetables, nuts and cereals, jelly cake, lady UNLOVING-Steak, chops, carrots, spinach, Lima beans, cakes. COLD FEET-Buckwheat cakes, sausage, fried potatoes, shad roe. COLD HANDS-Rice, tapioca, cheese cake, pork chops, brown bread. TALKING IN SLEEP -Onions, garlic, anchovies, bolled ham, also clothes pins. SNORING-Welsh rabbit, pickled onions, bloaters, cream puffs. STAYING OUT--Canvas back duck, terrapin, ice cream, chocolate eclairs. DRINKING-Mush, milk, candy, marmalade, tit-bits, tafy STUPIDITY-Fresh fish, oatmeal, corned beef, hash, cranberry tarts. stale bread. chops. bread, citron. chicken. pudding. BAD TEMPER-Pigs' knuckles, sauerkraut, tripe, buttermilk HENPECKED Raw beef sandwiches, beans, carrots, mutton BRAIN STORM Cold water, lemonade, oatmeal gruel, corn GAMBLING-Near-foods, grated nutmeg, doughnuts, apple pie, MOLLYCODDLEBeefsteak and ontons, roast mutton, plum FLIRTING Onions. <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/160926472574/emeraldboreas-yesterdaysprint-the-akron" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://emeraldboreas.tumblr.com/post/160926159891/yesterdaysprint-the-akron-beacon-journal" class="tumblr_blog">emeraldboreas</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://yesterdays-print.com/post/160925958904/the-akron-beacon-journal-ohio-april-3-1907" class="tumblr_blog">yesterdaysprint</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, April 3, 1907<br/></p></blockquote> <p>What.</p> </blockquote> <p>FLIRTING โ€“ ONIONS<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Beating your wife? Try some carrots!</p>

patron-saint-of-smart-asses: emeraldboreas: yesterdaysprint: The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, April 3, 1907 What. FLIRTING โ€“ ONIONS Bea...

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Cartoon Network, Hero Girl, and Mark Hamill: Happy Birthday Tara Strong OHISTORYOF THE BATMAN Afternoon Gothamites! Today (February 12) History of the Batman wants to wish the amazingly talented Tara Strong @TaraStrong514 a very bat-tastic birthday! If you think you don't know Strong's work, think again! She has done voice acting for many, many, many shows and films, INCLUDING but DEFINITELY NOT LIMITED TO in this account edit: Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Vicki Vale in the animated film "The Batman vs Dracula", Timmy Turner in The Fairly Oddparents, Bubbles in The Powerpuff Girls, Barbara Gordon - Batgirl in Batman: The Animated Series-The New Batman Adventures-Gotham Girls, Beware the Batman and related films (Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman and Batman: The Killing Joke), Dil Pickles from The Rugrats, Raven-Elasti-Girl-Kitten in Teen Titans and Teen Titans GO!, Huntress in Batman: The Brave and the Bold, and Harley Quinn in both Robot Chicken and the video games Batman: Arkham City and Batman: Arkham Knight, Harlequin in Justice League: Gods and Monsters Chronicles, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy in DC Super Hero Girls and Harley Quinn in the current Cartoon Network show Justice League: Action alongside Kevin Conroy's Batman and Mark Hamill's Joker! There's no doubt that @TaraStrong514 has not only defined much of my childhood but her voice has shaped our experience in Batman's animated television and video game universe, and for that we thank Mrs. Strong and wish her a happy birthday! What is your favorite character Tara Strong has brought to life over the decades? Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon! โœŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ“ฝ๐Ÿ“บ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽ‰

Afternoon Gothamites! Today (February 12) History of the Batman wants to wish the amazingly talented Tara Strong @TaraStrong514 a very bat-t...

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