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libertarirynn: scribblesteph: semituring: meganphntmgrl: spontaneous-purple-giraffe: fakefurby: hottest take Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know. Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime. The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself. This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time. Yeah. so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked I’m just distracted by the idea of Joan of arc being a “waifu” : libertarirynn: scribblesteph: semituring: meganphntmgrl: spontaneous-purple-giraffe: fakefurby: hottest take Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know. Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime. The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself. This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time. Yeah. so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked I’m just distracted by the idea of Joan of arc being a “waifu”

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Sneaking out of the house with a side of frog murder: i Still cant believe sneaking out is an Actual this is just so unrealistic to me like what the fuck how do yal do it??? I have Arguments and 1. like what am i supposed to do if i live in a building??? do i just wait for the elevator?7 do i take the stairs?? mind me there could be a Lot 2. how THE FUCK do yall manage to do all this shit without waking anyone up?2? this is So Fake!! if i so much as sneeze into my pillow my mom will come into my room and see if my ass is okay and then complain that i woke her up 3. HOW THE FUCK DONT YOUR PARENTS REALIZE YALL ARE GONE?? AND HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO COME BACK?? WHAT THE 4. if my mom found out that id been going places in the middle of the night u bet your ass d be dead the next day 5. i dont believe in this concept At All i mean i guess it's possible the way american houses are built but it's still a bit far fetched mo but yea growing up in Puerto Rico in an urbanizacion it was like Imao you can't sneak out in a house like that. first of all our windows are miami style of whatever, second of all there's only 1 functioning door (technically our house had 2 but 1 of them had potted plants on both sides so it was never used but in any case both were on the same side of the house), and the house is so small like you would hear someone opening and closing it, plus you just know at least 1 person on your street would be up and would spill that piping hot tea to your parents the next day so my sister snuck out of the house one night because we live in an old house in the country that's always creaking and "settling" which, good news: is perfect for sneaking out because there's always weird noises anyway we're in the middle of the woods and there's always creepy fucking noises but hey, what are white girls gonna do except sneak out at night and through the woods to go have sex with their boyfriends? and I do literally mean through the woods, our driveway is a quarter of a mile long through actual wooded area, and she wasn't smart enough to grab a flashlight, but she could sort of see the headlights of her boyfriend's car at the very end so it wasn't so bad going down to except when she got dropped off, she had to make the trip back up the driveway, through the dark scary woods, with no light whatsoever, at like 3 am or some other Gonna Get White Girl Murdered time and she was high as fuuuuuuuck so she's creeping her way back up the driveway, trying to move slow or else she'll fall off the ground and get lost in the sky forever then she steps on a frog because we also have a 3 acre "pond" like our property isn't fucking creepy enough already and my first-time-to-ever-be-high sister stepped on a FROG and apparently it both squished and belched, and keep in mind that with no light whatsoever she doesn't know what the fuck just happened AT ALL I wake up to a series of frantic text messages dont tell momd and dad also, just for context, this is also the sister that pierced her own ears and gave herself a stick'n'poke tattoo with a lighter and my mom's sewing needle because she "got restless and picked a fight with a girl two grades above, half a foot taller, and probably a hundred pounds heavier AND WON (it doesn't matter if you're smol if you get 'em and get on top) so waking up to an "I just murdered text from her was actually kind of inevitable. siblings are either ride or die or no officer I've never seen that person before, and that night,I decided I was ride or die so then I take MY dumb white girl ass out into the woods in the middle of the night, but at east I'm smart enough to take a flashlight. sister had already texted me she was "onthe driveways" but again, that's a quarter mile finally I arrive at the scene of the crime sister: sitting in the gravel, crying, makeup a frog: laying still beside her, looking like a slightly smaler Jabba the Hut she points at the frog and sobs that it's a heart obviously a frog, a fucking BIG ASS frog, but still. I'm relieved, but also super pissed because I drug myself out of bed, snuck out too, and dangled my sumptuous human body in front of all the Forest Monsters on my way down here and there isn't even a fucking body just a frog, which I pick up to show her is not a heart, and turns out to only be stunned! not dead! still very much alive and full of peel! so it pisses all over me and slimes out of my also, I totally held my sister's hand with my Piss Hand as I led her back home because she 6. why wouldn't you rather just sleep the journey came home Sneaking out of the house with a side of frog murder
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<p><a href="https://scribblesteph.tumblr.com/post/168630998941/semituring-meganphntmgrl" class="tumblr_blog">scribblesteph</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://semituring.tumblr.com/post/168287045831/meganphntmgrl-spontaneous-purple-giraffe" class="tumblr_blog">semituring</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://meganphntmgrl.tumblr.com/post/168255939925/spontaneous-purple-giraffe-fakefurby-hottest" class="tumblr_blog">meganphntmgrl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spontaneous-purple-giraffe.tumblr.com/post/168242581988/fakefurby-hottest-take-would-someone-please" class="tumblr_blog">spontaneous-purple-giraffe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lamperouge.co.vu/post/168211460062/hottest-take" class="tumblr_blog">fakefurby</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hottest take</p></blockquote> <p>Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know. </p> </blockquote> <p>Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime.</p> <p>The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself. </p> <p>This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time. </p> <p>Yeah.</p> </blockquote> <p>so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh</p> </blockquote> <p>This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m just distracted by the idea of Joan of arc being a “waifu”</p>: canto34 Joan of Arc committed war crimes just saying She's not the innocent waifu material everyone thinks she is <p><a href="https://scribblesteph.tumblr.com/post/168630998941/semituring-meganphntmgrl" class="tumblr_blog">scribblesteph</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://semituring.tumblr.com/post/168287045831/meganphntmgrl-spontaneous-purple-giraffe" class="tumblr_blog">semituring</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://meganphntmgrl.tumblr.com/post/168255939925/spontaneous-purple-giraffe-fakefurby-hottest" class="tumblr_blog">meganphntmgrl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spontaneous-purple-giraffe.tumblr.com/post/168242581988/fakefurby-hottest-take-would-someone-please" class="tumblr_blog">spontaneous-purple-giraffe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lamperouge.co.vu/post/168211460062/hottest-take" class="tumblr_blog">fakefurby</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hottest take</p></blockquote> <p>Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know. </p> </blockquote> <p>Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime.</p> <p>The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself. </p> <p>This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time. </p> <p>Yeah.</p> </blockquote> <p>so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh</p> </blockquote> <p>This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m just distracted by the idea of Joan of arc being a “waifu”</p>

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scribblesteph: semituring: meganphntmgrl: spontaneous-purple-giraffe: fakefurby: hottest take Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know. Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime. The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself. This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time. Yeah. so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked : canto34 Joan of Arc committed war crimes just saying She's not the innocent waifu material everyone thinks she is scribblesteph: semituring: meganphntmgrl: spontaneous-purple-giraffe: fakefurby: hottest take Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know. Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime. The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself. This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time. Yeah. so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked

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I JUST SEENT The Shape of Water (or as I call it: “Piping Nemo” ☺️) ON MY FLIGHT OUT OF NYC AND COT DAMMIT THEY GOT ME CRYING TO THE STEWARDESS BRO WHAT THE EFFINGTON. WHEN ELISA SAID “When he looks at me, the way he looks at me... He does not know, what I lack... Or - how - I am incomplete. He sees me, for what I - am, as I am.” I KNEW RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAS GON HAVE TO FAKE A ALLERGY ATTACK TO COVER THE TEARS. *sniffle* “DAMN!!” *sniff sniffle* “WHICH ONE OF YALL BRUNG A KITTY CAT ON THE PLANE DON’T YALL KNOW SMASH ALLERGIC TO CATS? LOL I LOVE CATS TOO IT’S JUST...SORRY I GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE😢” *cough, sniffle* “I BE AIGHT JUST GIMME A MINUTE 😰” MAN FVCK YALL. LIKE Piping Nemo AINT MAKE YALL CRY TOO. FOH LMAO BLESS UP 😂😂😂: LOOK WHO I MET TODAY I JUST SEENT The Shape of Water (or as I call it: “Piping Nemo” ☺️) ON MY FLIGHT OUT OF NYC AND COT DAMMIT THEY GOT ME CRYING TO THE STEWARDESS BRO WHAT THE EFFINGTON. WHEN ELISA SAID “When he looks at me, the way he looks at me... He does not know, what I lack... Or - how - I am incomplete. He sees me, for what I - am, as I am.” I KNEW RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAS GON HAVE TO FAKE A ALLERGY ATTACK TO COVER THE TEARS. *sniffle* “DAMN!!” *sniff sniffle* “WHICH ONE OF YALL BRUNG A KITTY CAT ON THE PLANE DON’T YALL KNOW SMASH ALLERGIC TO CATS? LOL I LOVE CATS TOO IT’S JUST...SORRY I GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE😢” *cough, sniffle* “I BE AIGHT JUST GIMME A MINUTE 😰” MAN FVCK YALL. LIKE Piping Nemo AINT MAKE YALL CRY TOO. FOH LMAO BLESS UP 😂😂😂
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scribblesteph: semituring: meganphntmgrl: spontaneous-purple-giraffe: fakefurby: hottest take Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know. Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime. The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself. This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time. Yeah. so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked : canto34 Joan of Arc committed war crimes just saying She's not the innocent waifu material everyone thinks she is scribblesteph: semituring: meganphntmgrl: spontaneous-purple-giraffe: fakefurby: hottest take Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know. Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime. The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself. This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time. Yeah. so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked

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So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldn’t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HE’S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan 🤗😂). Anyway so I’m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncé are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by “Till the Lights Come On” by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE 🤗). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How I’m pose to concentrate when y’all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Y’all serve coffee that’s stronger than bad cocaine and y’all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby 🤗. Y’all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with y’all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! 🤗😂😂😂: If you don't pet him, you're a monster. Pic: reddit u/coal the slaw @DrSmashlove So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldn’t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HE’S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan 🤗😂). Anyway so I’m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncé are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by “Till the Lights Come On” by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE 🤗). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How I’m pose to concentrate when y’all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Y’all serve coffee that’s stronger than bad cocaine and y’all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby 🤗. Y’all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with y’all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! 🤗😂😂😂
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MY DAILY SHOULDER MOBILITY DRILL The shoulder dislocate is a drill I do on the daily. Most of my patients can attest to me grabbing the PVC and doing a few of these while we run through exercises.😅 . It takes the shoulder joint through a full circumduction motion and will help you build and maintain excellent shoulder mobility, making it one of my ☝ top recommendations for anyone sitting at a desk all day as it opens up the thoracic spine and pecs, helping get you out of that kyphotic, rounded shoulders posture. And the best part is, you can do it right at 🏠 home or in the gym with a broomstick, PVC pipe, or band. . I like to warm up the tissues by doing 15 reps of 🙋 one arm up and over at a time and then repeat in the other direction. Then go into the full dislocate where you move 🙆 both arms back and forth. . If you have really tight shoulders, you'll need to start out at the widest grip length or use the band. As your shoulders open up, you can start a bring the hands in. Make sure to keep the ribs ⤵ down so that you create motion only at the shoulder and don't hyperextend the lumbar spine. . Add it into your routine once or twice every day this week and you'll feel much better come Friday. 😄 . 🎵 - Rakeem Miles - A Dollar A Day Prehab101: Open Up Your Rounded Shoulders @dr.jacob.harden MY DAILY SHOULDER MOBILITY DRILL The shoulder dislocate is a drill I do on the daily. Most of my patients can attest to me grabbing the PVC and doing a few of these while we run through exercises.😅 . It takes the shoulder joint through a full circumduction motion and will help you build and maintain excellent shoulder mobility, making it one of my ☝ top recommendations for anyone sitting at a desk all day as it opens up the thoracic spine and pecs, helping get you out of that kyphotic, rounded shoulders posture. And the best part is, you can do it right at 🏠 home or in the gym with a broomstick, PVC pipe, or band. . I like to warm up the tissues by doing 15 reps of 🙋 one arm up and over at a time and then repeat in the other direction. Then go into the full dislocate where you move 🙆 both arms back and forth. . If you have really tight shoulders, you'll need to start out at the widest grip length or use the band. As your shoulders open up, you can start a bring the hands in. Make sure to keep the ribs ⤵ down so that you create motion only at the shoulder and don't hyperextend the lumbar spine. . Add it into your routine once or twice every day this week and you'll feel much better come Friday. 😄 . 🎵 - Rakeem Miles - A Dollar A Day Prehab101
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