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Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his name is Smudge @DrSmashlove Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present ๐Ÿค—) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact yโ€™all know a LOT about sports, yโ€™all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of yโ€™all - like me (raised with sisters ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚) - donโ€™t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And thatโ€™s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - Iโ€™m just saying letโ€™s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚). But anyway when it come to baseball itโ€™s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? โ€œWhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. โ€œWell for the Nats itโ€™s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mphโ€ etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. Thatโ€™s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like โ€œwe clicked - youโ€™re amazing - talking to u felt so natural โ˜บ๏ธโ€ and Iโ€™m thinking โ€œyeah bish because I ainโ€™t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ But real talk just say it with me: โ€œwhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout โ€œOMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHEโ€™S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALLโ€ and his sister Karen just like โ€œfinally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!โ€ Now yโ€™all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of โ€œwhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ Warning: donโ€™t say โ€œwhoโ€™s on the mound?โ€ Thatโ€™s a little too manly baby girl u donโ€™t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. โ€œwhoโ€™s on the mound?โ€ Thatโ€™s like calling him โ€œbroโ€ ... like Bryson Tiller said: โ€œDonโ€™t.โ€ Whoโ€™s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present ๐Ÿค—) already know a thin...

Club, Instagram, and Love: DON'T GIVE UP JUST BECAUSE OF WHAT SOMEONE SAID MANUTD14 USE THAT AS MOTIVATION TO PUSH HARDER WE LOVE YOU VICTOR โ™ฅ๐Ÿ”ด Remeber when he first time officially joined United as a new player?! we were all happy right? We believed in him and trusted that he will succeed๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ”ด But now, why are you guys blaming on him? Saying he played badly๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Yesterday I checked on Victor Lindelof's instagram account and lots of people who says their 'United's fans' were mocking him by saying that he is a flop!? As a true United fan, we have to trust and respect the team, staff, manager and all players ๐Ÿ™โ™ฅ Boss bought him because he has a reason, hope, and not to be blamed!!Indeed as a fan, we have our own expectations, but you must realize that every new players needs time to settle in their new club. As United fans, It should be our duty to support & believe in United! If Victor or other players do something wrong, dont blame them but instead we should really encourage them not to give up so that they will be able to come back stronger!!! Whatever happens and whatever the haters said, DONT ever give up Victor๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช Keep up your spirit and prove the haters that they are making a big mistake for calling you a flop! You deserve to be here and play for one of the biggest club in the world! Let them comments everthing they want and prove them wrong in the pitch @victorlindelof ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ™ . RESPECT mufc manchesterunited mourinho davesaves lindelof darmian mkhitaryan nemanjamatic andreaspereira bailly pogba lukaku martial anderherrera rashford philjones daleyblind lingard ashleyyoung valencia romero lukeshaw smalling daviddegea juanmata manutd14_ manutd14_id

WE LOVE YOU VICTOR โ™ฅ๐Ÿ”ด Remeber when he first time officially joined United as a new player?! we were all happy right? We believed in him and ...