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So I’m at a holiday party right. Next to me is a woman 43 years old fam she didn’t look older than 25. Drop dead gorgeous. And here’s this cosmetic surgeon saying he finnta do a procedure that eliminate these tiny a$$ wrinkles under he eyes and she was being polite but really wasn’t interested and bro I wanted to clock this ugly hair implant MF 😂. Like how u gon tell a woman at a party u gon upgrade her! Fam! She already a dime! Heck u gon upgrade?! Another lil homegirl of mine she just plain Barbie - put her lil a$$ in a pair of shorts and a corvette with Ken with the PP missin and bam, Barbie. She go to a ‘cosmetic dentist’ this MF said she has buck teeth. Lemme tell u...this cosmetic industry satanic 😂. They really lying to u women. Will a barber ever say u DONT need a haircut? Nah - or else he gon go broke! Same. These dudes gon make u feel like something wrong when u already perfect! “I’ll fix those stretch marks” OVER MY DEAD BODY Dr. FESSENJAN PULL A SCALPEL AND IMMA STAB U WITH IT. DONT BODY YA SELF 😂. “Smash we know u lying about the body positive thing to attract thick women” WELL BISH GIVE ME A PP DETECTOR TEST. Put some grey sweatpants on me. Turn around. Pull ya yoga pants down below them cheeks, show me them skretch marks. If I ain’t pitching a full tent, stab me 😂. “wow - you’re really making all the women who had surgery feel bad, we knew u were a Sh!thead.” Well hang on now. If YOU want it, YOU get it! I support that! U wanna get your nose shaped - do you! A$$ shots - do u! BA - do u! BUT DONT LET THE COSMETIC INDUSTRY GUIDE U. THEY GON LIE TO U AND MAKE U FIX SOMETHING THAT DONT NEED FIXING. THEY NEED TO - OR ELSE THEY GON GO OUT OF BUSINESS. LOVE YOURSELF (like I love you 😊). IF U WANNA DO SOMETHING FOR U THEN DO IT BUT DONT LET NOBODY WITH A PP TALK U INTO SOME SH!T LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂: This is how she looks every time we're cooking and not giving her anything So I’m at a holiday party right. Next to me is a woman 43 years old fam she didn’t look older than 25. Drop dead gorgeous. And here’s this cosmetic surgeon saying he finnta do a procedure that eliminate these tiny a$$ wrinkles under he eyes and she was being polite but really wasn’t interested and bro I wanted to clock this ugly hair implant MF 😂. Like how u gon tell a woman at a party u gon upgrade her! Fam! She already a dime! Heck u gon upgrade?! Another lil homegirl of mine she just plain Barbie - put her lil a$$ in a pair of shorts and a corvette with Ken with the PP missin and bam, Barbie. She go to a ‘cosmetic dentist’ this MF said she has buck teeth. Lemme tell u...this cosmetic industry satanic 😂. They really lying to u women. Will a barber ever say u DONT need a haircut? Nah - or else he gon go broke! Same. These dudes gon make u feel like something wrong when u already perfect! “I’ll fix those stretch marks” OVER MY DEAD BODY Dr. FESSENJAN PULL A SCALPEL AND IMMA STAB U WITH IT. DONT BODY YA SELF 😂. “Smash we know u lying about the body positive thing to attract thick women” WELL BISH GIVE ME A PP DETECTOR TEST. Put some grey sweatpants on me. Turn around. Pull ya yoga pants down below them cheeks, show me them skretch marks. If I ain’t pitching a full tent, stab me 😂. “wow - you’re really making all the women who had surgery feel bad, we knew u were a Sh!thead.” Well hang on now. If YOU want it, YOU get it! I support that! U wanna get your nose shaped - do you! A$$ shots - do u! BA - do u! BUT DONT LET THE COSMETIC INDUSTRY GUIDE U. THEY GON LIE TO U AND MAKE U FIX SOMETHING THAT DONT NEED FIXING. THEY NEED TO - OR ELSE THEY GON GO OUT OF BUSINESS. LOVE YOURSELF (like I love you 😊). IF U WANNA DO SOMETHING FOR U THEN DO IT BUT DONT LET NOBODY WITH A PP TALK U INTO SOME SH!T LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂
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ask-north-korea: ask-north-korea: ask-north-korea: ask-north-korea: ask-north-korea’s Refugee Fundraiser OOC;; Hello everyone! It’s been a few months since I’ve opened this blog and you guys have been more supportive than I could ever imagine. I’m really surprised by how many people have complimented me on my OC and the information on this blog. However, I said in the beginning that I wanted to do some tangible good, so I’m going to use this blog to try and do that now. As we go into the New Year, we can collectively help someone else get a new start. So, I’ve set up a Liberty in North Korea (LiNK) fundraising page, the link to which can be found in my blog description (sorry for not putting it here but tumblr won’t show posts with external links in the search!). Our goal is to raise $250 in two weeks! (so by Jan 8!) According to LiNK, $250 is what it costs them to “provide food, clothing, and other necessities during [a refugee’s] journey to safety.” If just 1/3 of the people following this blog donate $1, we can easily reach that goal. You can even donate anonymously if you don’t want your name shown on the page! I know people can be strapped for cash this time of year, so don’t feel bad if you can’t donate! You can still reblog this post to help more people see it! #you know what would be awsome#if the hetalia fandom decided to all raise money for NK refugees#and like everybody got into it#and we all helped out#that would be nice#probably not going to happen tho Tags via @cassy-cass-can but yes this is what I am going for! We’re still just a little under halfway to the goal. The hetalia fandom is smaller than it used to be but if we band together we can still do some good! It only takes a little pitching in from those who are able, even just a dollar! We’re now at $138.03, just over half way! Keep it up! Don’t forget to keep spreading this! We have until Jan 8th and we’re still hovering at that halfway point.: Lets raise $250 for North Koreon refvaees retvgees ask-north-korea: ask-north-korea: ask-north-korea: ask-north-korea: ask-north-korea’s Refugee Fundraiser OOC;; Hello everyone! It’s been a few months since I’ve opened this blog and you guys have been more supportive than I could ever imagine. I’m really surprised by how many people have complimented me on my OC and the information on this blog. However, I said in the beginning that I wanted to do some tangible good, so I’m going to use this blog to try and do that now. As we go into the New Year, we can collectively help someone else get a new start. So, I’ve set up a Liberty in North Korea (LiNK) fundraising page, the link to which can be found in my blog description (sorry for not putting it here but tumblr won’t show posts with external links in the search!). Our goal is to raise $250 in two weeks! (so by Jan 8!) According to LiNK, $250 is what it costs them to “provide food, clothing, and other necessities during [a refugee’s] journey to safety.” If just 1/3 of the people following this blog donate $1, we can easily reach that goal. You can even donate anonymously if you don’t want your name shown on the page! I know people can be strapped for cash this time of year, so don’t feel bad if you can’t donate! You can still reblog this post to help more people see it! #you know what would be awsome#if the hetalia fandom decided to all raise money for NK refugees#and like everybody got into it#and we all helped out#that would be nice#probably not going to happen tho Tags via @cassy-cass-can but yes this is what I am going for! We’re still just a little under halfway to the goal. The hetalia fandom is smaller than it used to be but if we band together we can still do some good! It only takes a little pitching in from those who are able, even just a dollar! We’re now at $138.03, just over half way! Keep it up! Don’t forget to keep spreading this! We have until Jan 8th and we’re still hovering at that halfway point.

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Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters 🙋‍♂️😂) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit 👌😂). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? “Who’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. “Well for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like “we clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural ☺️” and I’m thinking “yeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” 😂 But real talk just say it with me: “who’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout “OMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like “finally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of “who’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say “who’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. “who’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him “bro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: “Don’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up 😍😂😂😂: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his name is Smudge @DrSmashlove Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters 🙋‍♂️😂) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit 👌😂). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? “Who’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. “Well for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like “we clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural ☺️” and I’m thinking “yeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” 😂 But real talk just say it with me: “who’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout “OMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like “finally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of “who’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say “who’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. “who’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him “bro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: “Don’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up 😍😂😂😂
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repost (@moorinformation) "Angel Rich, from Washington, DC, has developed a very innovative app called Credit Stacker that teaches students about personal finance, credit management, and entrepreneurship in a fun and engaging way. The app is so popular that 200,000 people downloaded it to their smart phones and tablets within just two weeks of it's launch. Even more, Forbes has named her "The Next Steve Jobs". Remarkably, the app has been named the "best financial literacy product in the country" by the Office of Michelle Obama, the "best learning game in the country" by the Department of Education, and the "best solution in the world for reducing poverty" by JP Morgan Chase. It has won first place in several business competitions including the Industrial Bank Small Business Regional Competition and the Black Enterprise Elevator Pitch Competition. All in all, Angel has won more than $50,000 in business grants." moorinfo: 200,000 People Downloaded Her App Within Two Weeks, and Forbes Magazine is Calling Her "The Next Steve Jobs" repost (@moorinformation) "Angel Rich, from Washington, DC, has developed a very innovative app called Credit Stacker that teaches students about personal finance, credit management, and entrepreneurship in a fun and engaging way. The app is so popular that 200,000 people downloaded it to their smart phones and tablets within just two weeks of it's launch. Even more, Forbes has named her "The Next Steve Jobs". Remarkably, the app has been named the "best financial literacy product in the country" by the Office of Michelle Obama, the "best learning game in the country" by the Department of Education, and the "best solution in the world for reducing poverty" by JP Morgan Chase. It has won first place in several business competitions including the Industrial Bank Small Business Regional Competition and the Black Enterprise Elevator Pitch Competition. All in all, Angel has won more than $50,000 in business grants." moorinfo

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WE LOVE YOU VICTOR ♥🔴 Remeber when he first time officially joined United as a new player?! we were all happy right? We believed in him and trusted that he will succeed🙏🔴 But now, why are you guys blaming on him? Saying he played badly😰😱 Yesterday I checked on Victor Lindelof's instagram account and lots of people who says their 'United's fans' were mocking him by saying that he is a flop!? As a true United fan, we have to trust and respect the team, staff, manager and all players 🙏♥ Boss bought him because he has a reason, hope, and not to be blamed!!Indeed as a fan, we have our own expectations, but you must realize that every new players needs time to settle in their new club. As United fans, It should be our duty to support & believe in United! If Victor or other players do something wrong, dont blame them but instead we should really encourage them not to give up so that they will be able to come back stronger!!! Whatever happens and whatever the haters said, DONT ever give up Victor💪💪💪 Keep up your spirit and prove the haters that they are making a big mistake for calling you a flop! You deserve to be here and play for one of the biggest club in the world! Let them comments everthing they want and prove them wrong in the pitch @victorlindelof 🔴🙏 . RESPECT mufc manchesterunited mourinho davesaves lindelof darmian mkhitaryan nemanjamatic andreaspereira bailly pogba lukaku martial anderherrera rashford philjones daleyblind lingard ashleyyoung valencia romero lukeshaw smalling daviddegea juanmata manutd14_ manutd14_id: DON'T GIVE UP JUST BECAUSE OF WHAT SOMEONE SAID MANUTD14 USE THAT AS MOTIVATION TO PUSH HARDER WE LOVE YOU VICTOR ♥🔴 Remeber when he first time officially joined United as a new player?! we were all happy right? We believed in him and trusted that he will succeed🙏🔴 But now, why are you guys blaming on him? Saying he played badly😰😱 Yesterday I checked on Victor Lindelof's instagram account and lots of people who says their 'United's fans' were mocking him by saying that he is a flop!? As a true United fan, we have to trust and respect the team, staff, manager and all players 🙏♥ Boss bought him because he has a reason, hope, and not to be blamed!!Indeed as a fan, we have our own expectations, but you must realize that every new players needs time to settle in their new club. As United fans, It should be our duty to support & believe in United! If Victor or other players do something wrong, dont blame them but instead we should really encourage them not to give up so that they will be able to come back stronger!!! Whatever happens and whatever the haters said, DONT ever give up Victor💪💪💪 Keep up your spirit and prove the haters that they are making a big mistake for calling you a flop! You deserve to be here and play for one of the biggest club in the world! Let them comments everthing they want and prove them wrong in the pitch @victorlindelof 🔴🙏 . RESPECT mufc manchesterunited mourinho davesaves lindelof darmian mkhitaryan nemanjamatic andreaspereira bailly pogba lukaku martial anderherrera rashford philjones daleyblind lingard ashleyyoung valencia romero lukeshaw smalling daviddegea juanmata manutd14_ manutd14_id

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Would you be down to see Morbius in the Spider-man sequel? I'd be down, especially since @jnwtts wants him and even Blade to show up. I was gonna pitch the whole movie guys but it would require a lot of setup from how I think Spider-man's storyline's gonna factor in Avengers 3 and 4 and its just so much guessing that you lose the story but one thing I wanna predict is that they'll take another comic book name and apply it to the sequel in a similar fashion to Homecoming where the comic book the name comes from has very little to do with the plot of the film and is more of a Meta joke. I chose BrandNewDay as the title for the sequel, again the plot would be nothing like the comic but KevinFeige said that Spidey's sequel will kick off an all new MCU so the name fits perfectly IMO. marvel mcu marvelcomics comics doctorstrange spiderman infinitywar avengers sdcc d23 sony spidermanhomecoming meme comiccon sandiegocomiccon 2017 july ironman tonystark jonwatts tomholland rdj robertdowneyjr: IGl TheDailyFanboy Morbius...the living Vampire? me out out! Yean Come on Uoc, nelp me ot Would you be down to see Morbius in the Spider-man sequel? I'd be down, especially since @jnwtts wants him and even Blade to show up. I was gonna pitch the whole movie guys but it would require a lot of setup from how I think Spider-man's storyline's gonna factor in Avengers 3 and 4 and its just so much guessing that you lose the story but one thing I wanna predict is that they'll take another comic book name and apply it to the sequel in a similar fashion to Homecoming where the comic book the name comes from has very little to do with the plot of the film and is more of a Meta joke. I chose BrandNewDay as the title for the sequel, again the plot would be nothing like the comic but KevinFeige said that Spidey's sequel will kick off an all new MCU so the name fits perfectly IMO. marvel mcu marvelcomics comics doctorstrange spiderman infinitywar avengers sdcc d23 sony spidermanhomecoming meme comiccon sandiegocomiccon 2017 july ironman tonystark jonwatts tomholland rdj robertdowneyjr

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"Bullseye"! - My other IG accounts @factsofflash @yourpoketrivia @webslingerfacts ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀--------------------- batmanvssuperman xmen batman superman wonderwoman deadpool spiderman hulk thor ironman marvel bluelantern theflash wolverine daredevil aquaman justiceleague homecoming blackpanther wallywest mattmurdock redhood avengers zoom bullseye blackbolt inhumans like4like injustice2: 2 MARVEL PSR+ GREATEST HIT Before his mercenary career, Bullseye tried to become a MLB pitcher because of his great throwing skills, but he was too selfish and sadistic.After only three games he grew bored and annoyed whilst pitching a no-hitter and for the last pitch of the game he threw the ball at the batter,killing him. "Bullseye"! - My other IG accounts @factsofflash @yourpoketrivia @webslingerfacts ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀--------------------- batmanvssuperman xmen batman superman wonderwoman deadpool spiderman hulk thor ironman marvel bluelantern theflash wolverine daredevil aquaman justiceleague homecoming blackpanther wallywest mattmurdock redhood avengers zoom bullseye blackbolt inhumans like4like injustice2

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I had such a weird dream last night omg. I was barefoot and I walked from my house to, like, a weird room or tiny house?? Like, I left my house and walked along a river and it was pitch black outside and I was freaking out lowkey bc I was worried I was going to step in an ant pile or on a snake or on something sharp but I kept walking and my feet started burning but I kept going and then at one point, along a curve of the river, there was absolutely no light and I tried to take my phone out to use my flashlight but my phone was dead, and then I fell onto the grass and then suddenly I was at the room I was traveling to and it was like a tiny kitchen inside and the walls were red and there was light wood flooring and there was a lady who started speaking Arabic and I understood her somehow and she was saying they were about to have iftar and so in my head I was like "ummm do I need to be here since I'm not religious or anything" but I just kinda lingered and I looked at the other people in the room and each person looked like he or she was from a different, like, culture, and so I really felt like I was living through some kind of Sense8 dream tbh.: sailorcipher send me the chubbiest kitten 1980sspaceman 1980sspaceman i realize now this says kitten and not chicken I had such a weird dream last night omg. I was barefoot and I walked from my house to, like, a weird room or tiny house?? Like, I left my house and walked along a river and it was pitch black outside and I was freaking out lowkey bc I was worried I was going to step in an ant pile or on a snake or on something sharp but I kept walking and my feet started burning but I kept going and then at one point, along a curve of the river, there was absolutely no light and I tried to take my phone out to use my flashlight but my phone was dead, and then I fell onto the grass and then suddenly I was at the room I was traveling to and it was like a tiny kitchen inside and the walls were red and there was light wood flooring and there was a lady who started speaking Arabic and I understood her somehow and she was saying they were about to have iftar and so in my head I was like "ummm do I need to be here since I'm not religious or anything" but I just kinda lingered and I looked at the other people in the room and each person looked like he or she was from a different, like, culture, and so I really felt like I was living through some kind of Sense8 dream tbh.

I had such a weird dream last night omg. I was barefoot and I walked from my house to, like, a weird room or tiny house?? Like, I left my...

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