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Bruh where do I find a girl with a couple dogs. Maybe five cats. Six hens. A beehive. A lil secret garden. A partridge in a pear tree, u feel me? A cot damn estate. A homestead. I could walk around in overalls - no plaid shirt underneath, just overalls - with my balls swangin underneath - surveying the fruits of the land all day before retiring to a small cozy bedroom to administer pipe to my homestead wife until the creaky old bed collapses 😍. U feel me? And I'd walk around with a single piece of wheat in my mouth so I complete the farmer look. Side note: where do I purchase a single piece of wheat Bruh? Like how is this object impossible to acquire in the city? Imma start this. Imma sell single pieces of wheat for $3.00 (can't be 99 cent - people won't think it's fancy enough) in the check out line of Traders Joe - I'll make them organic non-GMO - it will be the new hipster thing and instead of hand rolling their own cigarettes the hipsters gon have a piece of wheat in they mouth (bonus: zero cancer risk 😍😂). Alright now that I've plotted my start-up ("RealWheat" LOL) one of y'all find Smash a girl with a homestead that he can fill with chirren. I'll pay u a handsome finder's fee 💵. Leh go! 😂😂😂: adorable @DrSmashlove Bruh where do I find a girl with a couple dogs. Maybe five cats. Six hens. A beehive. A lil secret garden. A partridge in a pear tree, u feel me? A cot damn estate. A homestead. I could walk around in overalls - no plaid shirt underneath, just overalls - with my balls swangin underneath - surveying the fruits of the land all day before retiring to a small cozy bedroom to administer pipe to my homestead wife until the creaky old bed collapses 😍. U feel me? And I'd walk around with a single piece of wheat in my mouth so I complete the farmer look. Side note: where do I purchase a single piece of wheat Bruh? Like how is this object impossible to acquire in the city? Imma start this. Imma sell single pieces of wheat for $3.00 (can't be 99 cent - people won't think it's fancy enough) in the check out line of Traders Joe - I'll make them organic non-GMO - it will be the new hipster thing and instead of hand rolling their own cigarettes the hipsters gon have a piece of wheat in they mouth (bonus: zero cancer risk 😍😂). Alright now that I've plotted my start-up ("RealWheat" LOL) one of y'all find Smash a girl with a homestead that he can fill with chirren. I'll pay u a handsome finder's fee 💵. Leh go! 😂😂😂

Bruh where do I find a girl with a couple dogs. Maybe five cats. Six hens. A beehive. A lil secret garden. A partridge in a pear tree, u...

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