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Being Alone, Ass, and Complex: 1/26/2018 To whom it may concern, It is with deep regret, and a heavy heart that I write this letter, but I must come forth with my intentions with sincerity and honesty. Certain events in my life have put me in a different place, and while it was one of the more taxing decisions I've had to make of late, it is the right one. The purpose of this letter is to end my relationship with Planet Fitness Orange I know I've been distant, but it's because I've changed. I have different needs now, and to be frank. you really haven't changed at all. You're still that bulky, purple and yellow building with the tootsie rolls at the counter. I don't want to change you, and it pains me to think that we were once one, but are now separate and in different places. Furthermore, I've moved onto and into a new facility (the gym at my apartment complex), with a state of the art whachamacallit that really tones my thighs and masters my ass in ways that were hitherto unknown, and at proximity that would make you blush if you were to think about it. I don't want you to be jealous, or to judge me based on this decision. That's not the Planet Fitness that I know and love. I still love you, but more like a friend at this point. I'm sorry things couldn't have been better us. between I still think fondly of you, and the time we spent together as I drive by one of your many locati Sometimes, when I'm alone, I even throw on one of my old "power-pop workout" playlists and feel the rush of our past course through me as if we were still one, holding hands with your elliptical machine, and gingerly brushing my sweaty bangs out of my face as I huff and puff in a tumultuous vortex of sweat and endorphins. However, all good things must come to an end, and I hope this letter finds you well. You just keep being you, and while we will both grow, it will be into our own new lives without each other. I think this is for the better. Yours in, Ch P.S. My wife also needs to cancel her membership. If you have any questions, please contact me at Planet Fitness wouldnt let me cancel over the phone, and required a certified letter to cancel since I live in a different state now. I dropped this in the mail today.
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