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Animals, Food, and Fucking: Banana - before and after Carrot-before and after Watermelon- before and after sprachtraeume: angryfishtrap: wordnerdworld: march27thoughts: cubern: thespectacularspider-girl: jiggly-jello-squid: art-angelsz: nunyabizni: trashcanbees: asapscience: Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.  Source We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that. Bananas looked like lemons wtf Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs? Yes.  But people talk about how GMO’s are “unnatural”, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves. GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably. People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions.  But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant.  Why?  So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment. GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food. GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids.  Why? So we can splice web production into the goat’s udders.  We’ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel. I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren’t giant tomato abominations The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science. ^This. The problem isn’t the science, it’s what capitalism does with that science. this should be in the largest letters we’ve got, plastered everywhere until it gets through people’s heads: The problem isn’t the science, it’s what capitalism does with that science. Did you just say spider goats? He said spider goats. Did you all read him talking about spider goats or am I hallucinating
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God, Stalking, and Star Trek: They EAT. They TALK. AND THEY FUCK It's a human, and if you're not scared, you should be. Humans seem friendly. What you might not know is just how "friendly" a human can be. Many galactic citizens have discovered, only too late, the relentless drive of the human... who will gladly mate with YOU. "This is overstated. I've interacted with several humans who have not attempted to mate with me." Be mindful! A human is a stalking predator, and may wait weeks, even months, for an opportunity .11 would not be attractive to a human and have nothing to fear." Humans have highly variable preferences and strategies. However, do recall that by the time humans experienced First Contact, they had already spent centuries producing entire libraries of speculative research about how they would someday attempt to mate with someone just like you. "I possess a simple cloaca and am incompatible with a human and their sexual practices." Humans are adaptable. There are proven instances of humans attempting mating behaviors on features far more novel than a mere cloaca or book lung. Humans have been known to engage in attempted intercourse with flaps, orificies, depressions, ridges, digits, chelicerae, and masses of all kinds. A human, bereft of a partner, may attempt to mate with a range of vessels, extensions, surfaces--or its own hands. "I have heard mating with a human can be pleasurable. What's the harm?" Humans form strong attachments and are insatiable. Galactic citizens who have partnered with a human have routinely died of dessication, puncture, and lethal chafing! ouyangdan: kaelio: kaelio: Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect i still get notifications for this. i get notifications for this every god damned day. I wasn’t going to reblog this until the last comment.
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Desperate, Driving, and The Office: forind whasever it wwas that ancd engenough Hor patience, the smile whe has plastered on She talks o heswelf a lot Sikit he's Ascer.py ond yc," worst Adm to a" aw.ppy. She telas terveit Ο ime he neesds. Thst she will enceerage him to keep doing what he's tiven ir she doesn't know what the hell he in doing ter hands grip the Meering wheel. The an is jarring. almost blincling -a ietle too brilliant- as she fhes dows twe awoy. es a at rwo o'clock, and she', υσ ror the A whole week. An eternity if be sends her home in a few hours She has a few things in a bag. but she doesn't know if she will be staying or going. She has no idea what to expect Which works out just fine, beeause living wi r specialty of hers. She tells herself there is nothing ahead, but she doesn't eare too much about what she's left behind either and dhat means she's driving through the middle of some sort c She keeps driving. Eyes straight ahead. Breath tentatively held. The top is down on the Mustang, snd she lts the som poà agai she sits to get so seeping into her. Finally She chalks up her bare arms. The simple, blue jersey dress she wears comes to above her knees, and she has hiked it up as sun on her thighs. Her skin has been cold for so long, but right now the late June heat i lack of shivering to the weather and not to the fact that she is heading there. To him The wind whips her hair. It's longer than it had been when he'd last seen it. It falls just p past her shoulders, and even tugged iw messy ponytail right now, strands lash at her race. Her sunglasses are aviaom, and ier Si need it out here. Of course she won't, but she brings it anyways. Maybe it's just the most tangible she won't, but she hold ornto. She doesn't have much to hold onto these days. What she needs is the air. She is desperate for the thick, hot air that sinks into her. Her eyelids are heavy, lulled by the drive and the surprising lack of traffic The heat is relentless. It is everywh melted and the spring came, sh inside of her. Her gut is still cold. Frigid. Even after the snow Arsenio BahHambug @ArsenioB_Ham 4h Someone at my work (no way to know who) printed out a 300-page Law&Order: SVU fanfic on the office printer. 741.6K 2.6K
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Clothes, Feminism, and Food: need feminism because I'm still charged 5% tax Sanitary products because neure classed as non-essential by he government On <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alibertarianreality.tumblr.com/post/109299121274/nevergonnawalkpastafez-capslockapocalypse">alibertarianreality</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nevergonnawalkpastafez.tumblr.com/post/109281382942/capslockapocalypse-thelastmellophone">nevergonnawalkpastafez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://capslockapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/108786295489/thelastmellophone-mischievouslaufeyson">capslockapocalypse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelastmellophone.tumblr.com/post/85981377761">thelastmellophone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mischievouslaufeyson.tumblr.com/post/85973407166/sktagg23-whoneedsfeminism-i-need-feminism">mischievouslaufeyson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sktagg23.tumblr.com/post/85815113545/whoneedsfeminism-i-need-feminism-because-im">sktagg23</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whoneedsfeminism.tumblr.com/post/85513541919/i-need-feminism-because-im-still-charged-5-tax">whoneedsfeminism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government. </p> </blockquote> <p>What the motherfuck.</p> </blockquote> <p>Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.</p> </blockquote> <p>*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?</p> </blockquote> <p>please do not shoot vaginal fluids at the politicians</p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t get me wrong, I think sales tax is bogus, but if we’re going to start classifying sanitary products as “essential” then you should be this up in arms about tax on things like soap, paper towels, and deodorant.</p> </blockquote> <p>But those aren’t gender specific so feminists don’t care, you’ve be here long enough to know their limited logic.</p> <p>Literally everything that isn’t food, water, and juice gets sales tax. Clothes, shaving cream, razors, toothbrushes, toothpaste, plastic forks, paper plates, cups, and literally every other daily good gets plastered with tax.</p> <p>This is a problem for everyone, even kids that don’t work, this is not a gendered problem. This is a problem of government, and yet 9/10 times feminists are voting for more government.</p> </blockquote>
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