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Bad, Family, and Strippers: ridge: it's weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them Who's worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

Bad, Family, and Strippers: ridge:
it's weird how people talk bad
about strippers but no one says
anything about the people who
go to see them
Who's worse? The woman who
dances on a pole making $600 a day
or the man stepping out on his wife
and family to throw singles at a
complete stranger?

Bad, Family, and Strippers: ridge:
it's weird how people talk bad
about strippers but no one says
anything about the people who
go to see them
Who's worse? The woman who
dances on a pole making $600 a day
or the man stepping out on his wife
and family to throw singles at a
complete stranger?

Tumblr, Summer, and Blog: photos-of-space: HiRISE captured dry Ice Pits lined with gold-coloured dust on Mars. Around the south pole, toward the end of Martian summer,a section of the vast carbon dioxide ice cap starts to evaporates due to warm weather these pits form. The expansion happens when the ice sublimates directly into gas.

Tumblr, Summer, and Blog: photos-of-space:

HiRISE captured dry Ice Pits lined with gold-coloured dust on Mars. Around the south pole, toward the end of Martian summer,a section of the vast carbon dioxide ice cap starts to evaporates due to warm weather these pits form. The expansion happens when the ice sublimates directly into gas.

Tumblr, Summer, and Blog: photos-of-space:

HiRISE captured dry Ice Pits lined with gold-coloured dust on Mars. Around the south pole, toward the end of Martian summer,a section of the vast carbon dioxide ice cap starts to evaporates due to warm weather these pits form. The expansion happens when the ice sublimates directly into gas.

photos-of-space: HiRISE captured dry Ice Pits lined with gold-coloured dust on Mars. Around the south pole, toward the end of Martian summe...

Google, Winter, and Laptop: How do l learn coding in a single night? Write Question Details Want Answers 65 Comments3 Share 3 Downvote 32.6k upvotes by (more) Pack a laptop and travel to the north pole in the beginning of winter. Youll have a 6 months of a night to learn coding. Once there-really just Google it. There are tons of excellent tutorials on the web Written 11 Jan. 469,762 views Upvote 32.6k Downvote Comments 157+ Share 74 Coding Guru overnight

Google, Winter, and Laptop: How do l learn coding in a single night?
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Once there-really just Google it. There are tons of excellent tutorials on the
web
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Google, Winter, and Laptop: How do l learn coding in a single night?
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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

World, First, and Pole Vaulting: Worlds first pole vaulting accident (1436)

World, First, and Pole Vaulting: Worlds first pole vaulting accident (1436)

World, First, and Pole Vaulting: Worlds first pole vaulting accident (1436)

Worlds first pole vaulting accident (1436)

Fire, Life, and Saw: A man saw a snake being burned to death and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did, the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right back into the fire. So, the man grabbed a metal pole took the snake out of the fire and saved its life. Someone who was watching approached the man and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature simply because someone harms you. Do not lose your good heart, only learn to take precautions. Wholesome helper

Fire, Life, and Saw: A man saw a snake being burned to death
and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did,
the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The
man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right
back into the fire.
So, the man grabbed a metal pole took the snake
out of the fire and saved its life.
Someone who was watching approached the man
and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still
trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of
the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my
nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature
simply because someone harms you. Do not lose
your good heart, only learn to take precautions.
Wholesome helper

Fire, Life, and Saw: A man saw a snake being burned to death
and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did,
the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The
man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right
back into the fire.
So, the man grabbed a metal pole took the snake
out of the fire and saved its life.
Someone who was watching approached the man
and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still
trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of
the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my
nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature
simply because someone harms you. Do not lose
your good heart, only learn to take precautions.
Wholesome helper

Wholesome helper

Fire, Life, and Saw: A man saw a snake being burned to death and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did, the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right back into the fire. So, the man grabbed a metal pole took the snake out of the fire and saved its life. Someone who was watching approached the man and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature simply because someone harms you. Do not lose your good heart, only learn to take precautions. Wholesome helper via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2TcyD5y

Fire, Life, and Saw: A man saw a snake being burned to death
and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did,
the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The
man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right
back into the fire.
So, the man grabbed a metal pole took the snake
out of the fire and saved its life.
Someone who was watching approached the man
and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still
trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of
the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my
nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature
simply because someone harms you. Do not lose
your good heart, only learn to take precautions.
Wholesome helper via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2TcyD5y

Fire, Life, and Saw: A man saw a snake being burned to death
and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did,
the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The
man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right
back into the fire.
So, the man grabbed a metal pole took the snake
out of the fire and saved its life.
Someone who was watching approached the man
and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still
trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of
the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my
nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature
simply because someone harms you. Do not lose
your good heart, only learn to take precautions.
Wholesome helper via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2TcyD5y

Wholesome helper via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2TcyD5y

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Meghan Markle Closed
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People Can't Handle It
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that Meghan Markle
closed her own damn
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Meghan Markle Closed
Her Own Car Door and
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Canada, Live, and Stars: Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada. They had us in the irst if, not gonna lie hal

Canada, Live, and Stars: Call me a racist if you want, but south of
the border is a sea of violence, corruption
and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten
foot pole.
I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.
They had us in the irst
if, not gonna lie
hal

Canada, Live, and Stars: Call me a racist if you want, but south of
the border is a sea of violence, corruption
and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten
foot pole.
I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.
They had us in the irst
if, not gonna lie
hal

Fire, Life, and Saw: A man saw a snake being burned to death and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did, the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right back into the fire. So, the man grabbed a metal pole took the snake out of the fire and saved its life. Someone who was watching approached the man and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature simply because someone harms you. Do not lose your good heart, only learn to take precautions. Man instantly forgives a snake that bit him to save it’s life. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2CbWMDz

Fire, Life, and Saw: A man saw a snake being burned to death
and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did,
the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The
man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right
back into the fire.
So, the man grabbed a metal pole took the snake
out of the fire and saved its life.
Someone who was watching approached the man
and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still
trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of
the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my
nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature
simply because someone harms you. Do not lose
your good heart, only learn to take precautions.
Man instantly forgives a snake that bit him to save it’s life. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2CbWMDz

Fire, Life, and Saw: A man saw a snake being burned to death
and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did,
the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The
man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right
back into the fire.
So, the man grabbed a metal pole took the snake
out of the fire and saved its life.
Someone who was watching approached the man
and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still
trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of
the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my
nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature
simply because someone harms you. Do not lose
your good heart, only learn to take precautions.
Man instantly forgives a snake that bit him to save it’s life. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2CbWMDz

Man instantly forgives a snake that bit him to save it’s life. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2CbWMDz

Fire, Life, and Saw: A man saw a snake being burned to death and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did, the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right back into the fire. So, the man grabbed a metal pole took the snake out of the fire and saved its life. Someone who was watching approached the man and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature simply because someone harms you. Do not lose your good heart, only learn to take precautions. Man instantly forgives a snake that bit him to save it’s life.

Fire, Life, and Saw: A man saw a snake being burned to death
and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did,
the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The
man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right
back into the fire.
So, the man grabbed a metal pole took the snake
out of the fire and saved its life.
Someone who was watching approached the man
and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still
trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of
the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my
nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature
simply because someone harms you. Do not lose
your good heart, only learn to take precautions.
Man instantly forgives a snake that bit him to save it’s life.

Fire, Life, and Saw: A man saw a snake being burned to death
and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did,
the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The
man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right
back into the fire.
So, the man grabbed a metal pole took the snake
out of the fire and saved its life.
Someone who was watching approached the man
and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still
trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of
the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my
nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature
simply because someone harms you. Do not lose
your good heart, only learn to take precautions.
Man instantly forgives a snake that bit him to save it’s life.

Man instantly forgives a snake that bit him to save it’s life.

Cats, Cap, and Face: I mistook the pole cap for part of this cat's face. リ Nhom

Cats, Cap, and Face: I mistook the pole cap for part of this cat's face.
リ
Nhom

Cats, Cap, and Face: I mistook the pole cap for part of this cat's face.
リ
Nhom

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Dancing, New York, and New York Post: NEW YORK POST 0:37 NEW YORK POST It's showtime for this pole-dancing subway, rat New York Post 9K views

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YORK
POST
0:37
NEW
YORK
POST
It's showtime for this pole-dancing subway,
rat
New York Post 9K views

Dancing, New York, and New York Post: NEW
YORK
POST
0:37
NEW
YORK
POST
It's showtime for this pole-dancing subway,
rat
New York Post 9K views

Cute, Target, and Tumblr: Macaroni in the pool Cute little bird landed on my fishing pole on the water Say hi to Emmett! He likes to Knock over all his plants animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Cute, Target, and Tumblr: Macaroni in the pool

Cute little bird landed on my fishing pole
on the water

Say hi to Emmett! He likes to Knock over
all his plants
animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Cute, Target, and Tumblr: Macaroni in the pool

Cute little bird landed on my fishing pole
on the water

Say hi to Emmett! He likes to Knock over
all his plants
animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Dope, Head, and Love: AT&T LTE 11:21 PM YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/11/18 Woah in your second pic is that a Whirlpool 27" white commercial top-load washer?! If it's Maytag it's a dealbreaker. Sun, Feb 11, 10:29 PM Oh yeah that baby is all Whirlpool. Streamlined heavy- gauge steel front panel watertight triple-lip seal, and a deep-water wash system for vigorous cleaning action Honestly after experiencing high performance like that I wouldn't touch Maytag with a 10 foot pole Ooh yeah talk clean to me I would but that's too much pressure (specifically 116 pounds per square inch) Alright so if you had to rate the washer on a scale from 000)-000-0000 to 999)-999-9999? Sun, Feb 11, 11:32 PM Haha! Real smooth. But I prefer to get to know a guy a little better before I give out my washer ratings. They're worth a lot. How do I know you're not just a whistleblower for Maytag? I'm offended that you'd even suggest such a thing! But I feel ya hahah Then let's switch gears, how was your weekend? I've really gotta sleep now haha, I have an early morning tomorrow but I think I can trust you with my washer rating now But I swear if I ever see this on sears.com as an official review of Whirlpool I'li fight you Sent Woah that's dope! Yeah I gotta head to bed too but def wanna hear about your experience teaching English sometime Thanks for the rating, don't worry, I'll keep your love of whirlpool washers between us Good night! Type a message Send She had a picture of her on a washing machine, yesterday was one year together, and she saved all our messages

Dope, Head, and Love: AT&T LTE
11:21 PM
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 2/11/18
Woah in your second pic is that a
Whirlpool 27" white commercial
top-load washer?! If it's Maytag
it's a dealbreaker.
Sun, Feb 11, 10:29 PM
Oh yeah that baby is all
Whirlpool. Streamlined heavy-
gauge steel front panel
watertight triple-lip seal, and a
deep-water wash system for
vigorous cleaning action
Honestly after experiencing high
performance like that I wouldn't
touch Maytag with a 10 foot pole
Ooh yeah talk clean to me
I would but that's too much
pressure (specifically 116 pounds
per square inch)
Alright so if you had to rate the
washer on a scale from
000)-000-0000 to
999)-999-9999?
Sun, Feb 11, 11:32 PM
Haha! Real smooth. But I prefer
to get to know a guy a little
better before I give out my
washer ratings. They're worth a
lot. How do I know you're not just
a whistleblower for Maytag?
I'm offended that you'd even
suggest such a thing! But I feel
ya hahah
Then let's switch gears, how was
your weekend?
I've really gotta sleep now haha, I
have an early morning tomorrow
but I think I can trust you with my
washer rating now
But I swear if I ever see this on
sears.com as an official review of
Whirlpool I'li fight you
Sent
Woah that's dope! Yeah I gotta
head to bed too but def wanna
hear about your experience
teaching English sometime
Thanks for the rating, don't
worry, I'll keep your love of
whirlpool washers between us
Good night!
Type a message
Send
She had a picture of her on a washing machine, yesterday was one year together, and she saved all our messages

Dope, Head, and Love: AT&T LTE
11:21 PM
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 2/11/18
Woah in your second pic is that a
Whirlpool 27" white commercial
top-load washer?! If it's Maytag
it's a dealbreaker.
Sun, Feb 11, 10:29 PM
Oh yeah that baby is all
Whirlpool. Streamlined heavy-
gauge steel front panel
watertight triple-lip seal, and a
deep-water wash system for
vigorous cleaning action
Honestly after experiencing high
performance like that I wouldn't
touch Maytag with a 10 foot pole
Ooh yeah talk clean to me
I would but that's too much
pressure (specifically 116 pounds
per square inch)
Alright so if you had to rate the
washer on a scale from
000)-000-0000 to
999)-999-9999?
Sun, Feb 11, 11:32 PM
Haha! Real smooth. But I prefer
to get to know a guy a little
better before I give out my
washer ratings. They're worth a
lot. How do I know you're not just
a whistleblower for Maytag?
I'm offended that you'd even
suggest such a thing! But I feel
ya hahah
Then let's switch gears, how was
your weekend?
I've really gotta sleep now haha, I
have an early morning tomorrow
but I think I can trust you with my
washer rating now
But I swear if I ever see this on
sears.com as an official review of
Whirlpool I'li fight you
Sent
Woah that's dope! Yeah I gotta
head to bed too but def wanna
hear about your experience
teaching English sometime
Thanks for the rating, don't
worry, I'll keep your love of
whirlpool washers between us
Good night!
Type a message
Send
She had a picture of her on a washing machine, yesterday was one year together, and she saved all our messages

She had a picture of her on a washing machine, yesterday was one year together, and she saved all our messages

Head, Memes, and Weird: special times for cat people when they're cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face when they walk up to you making litle chirpy purrs of inquiry when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head around and fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged terror

Head, Memes, and Weird: special times for cat people
when they're cleaning their feets and spread
all their little toes out
when they smelled something weird and make
a stinky face
when they walk up to you making litle chirpy
purrs of inquiry
when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick
and a tongue blep occurs
when they see a bird and do that ekekekk
thing
when they become possessed by the devil
and tear around the house with demonic
speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a
scratching pole to whip their head around and
fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged
terror

Head, Memes, and Weird: special times for cat people
when they're cleaning their feets and spread
all their little toes out
when they smelled something weird and make
a stinky face
when they walk up to you making litle chirpy
purrs of inquiry
when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick
and a tongue blep occurs
when they see a bird and do that ekekekk
thing
when they become possessed by the devil
and tear around the house with demonic
speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a
scratching pole to whip their head around and
fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged
terror

Click, World, and Change: hhrah WHA. WHERE AM 7/ I NEE You ABONT CLIMATE EVERYTHING You KNOW 0 JUST A SIMPLE ABOUT CuMATE NOMAN FROM THE NORTH PoLE CHANGE TRYING To MAKE IT IN THIS CRA2Y WORLD. click Whitfi. I'M PRETTY SupE THIS IS AGAINST THE GENEVA CONVENTION Climate Change [oc]

Click, World, and Change: hhrah
WHA.
WHERE AM
7/
I NEE You
ABONT CLIMATE
EVERYTHING
You KNOW
0
JUST A SIMPLE
ABOUT CuMATE NOMAN FROM
THE NORTH PoLE
CHANGE
TRYING To
MAKE IT IN
THIS CRA2Y
WORLD.
click
Whitfi.
I'M PRETTY
SupE THIS IS
AGAINST THE
GENEVA
CONVENTION
Climate Change [oc]

Click, World, and Change: hhrah
WHA.
WHERE AM
7/
I NEE You
ABONT CLIMATE
EVERYTHING
You KNOW
0
JUST A SIMPLE
ABOUT CuMATE NOMAN FROM
THE NORTH PoLE
CHANGE
TRYING To
MAKE IT IN
THIS CRA2Y
WORLD.
click
Whitfi.
I'M PRETTY
SupE THIS IS
AGAINST THE
GENEVA
CONVENTION
Climate Change [oc]

Climate Change [oc]

Animals, Beautiful, and Montana: Leslie Shawn Rayburn February 2 at 8:25 PM. Follow A man finds a goose that was shaking with cold stuck to a pole in Montana. As he got closer he realized, wrapped up in her wings, was a tiny puppy she was shielding from the freezing temperatures. We have so much to learn from the animals. Beautiful. (Both the goose and the puppy have recovered, were adopted together, and are doing well.) Goose shields puppy from Montanas freezing temperatures

Animals, Beautiful, and Montana: Leslie Shawn Rayburn
February 2 at 8:25 PM.
Follow
A man finds a goose that was shaking with cold stuck to a pole in
Montana. As he got closer he realized, wrapped up in her wings, was a
tiny puppy she was shielding from the freezing temperatures. We have so
much to learn from the animals. Beautiful. (Both the goose and the puppy
have recovered, were adopted together, and are doing well.)
Goose shields puppy from Montanas freezing temperatures

Animals, Beautiful, and Montana: Leslie Shawn Rayburn
February 2 at 8:25 PM.
Follow
A man finds a goose that was shaking with cold stuck to a pole in
Montana. As he got closer he realized, wrapped up in her wings, was a
tiny puppy she was shielding from the freezing temperatures. We have so
much to learn from the animals. Beautiful. (Both the goose and the puppy
have recovered, were adopted together, and are doing well.)
Goose shields puppy from Montanas freezing temperatures

Goose shields puppy from Montanas freezing temperatures

Ass, Dude, and Gif: Band kids are the worst though Their into weird things Pshhhhh. What? As a musical band nerd l take offense! I was in color guard! I know first hang Hand Dude!! That's where I know you from!! You hit me in the face so damn hard with a pole! I did?! Yeah, that's why T remember you so well. You're the first person to nearly knock my ass out. Wicked was the show I think. Yeah wicked was the only year I did it. Was it during a show? Or at practice? Did I know that I hit you? I'm so sorry It was every practice!! No way I remember on count three l knew I had to duck because l would Dodge your pole I rehearsed it by myself so many times 1.2.duck.4. two three and Lol this is amazing. I still have lumps on my noggin GIF Type a message.. Matched with a guy, turns out its not the first time I hit on him.

Ass, Dude, and Gif: Band kids are the worst though
Their into weird things
Pshhhhh. What?
As a musical band nerd l
take offense!
I was in color guard! I know
first hang
Hand
Dude!!
That's where I know you from!!
You hit me in the face so damn
hard with a pole!
I did?!
Yeah, that's why T remember
you so well.
You're the first person to nearly
knock my ass out.
Wicked was the show I think.
Yeah wicked was the only
year I did it.
Was it during a show? Or
at practice? Did I know that
I hit you?
I'm so sorry
It was every practice!!
No way
I remember on count three l
knew I had to duck because l
would Dodge your pole
I rehearsed it by myself so
many times
1.2.duck.4. two three and
Lol this is amazing. I still have
lumps on my noggin
GIF
Type a message..
Matched with a guy, turns out its not the first time I hit on him.

Ass, Dude, and Gif: Band kids are the worst though
Their into weird things
Pshhhhh. What?
As a musical band nerd l
take offense!
I was in color guard! I know
first hang
Hand
Dude!!
That's where I know you from!!
You hit me in the face so damn
hard with a pole!
I did?!
Yeah, that's why T remember
you so well.
You're the first person to nearly
knock my ass out.
Wicked was the show I think.
Yeah wicked was the only
year I did it.
Was it during a show? Or
at practice? Did I know that
I hit you?
I'm so sorry
It was every practice!!
No way
I remember on count three l
knew I had to duck because l
would Dodge your pole
I rehearsed it by myself so
many times
1.2.duck.4. two three and
Lol this is amazing. I still have
lumps on my noggin
GIF
Type a message..
Matched with a guy, turns out its not the first time I hit on him.

Beautiful, Montana, and Puppy: A man in Montana found a goose shaking cold stuck to a pole. As he got closer he realized she was shielding a tiny puppy from the freezing weather. (Both the puppy and goose have recovered, were adopted together, and are doing well) Beautiful creatures ❤️

Beautiful, Montana, and Puppy: A man in Montana found a goose
shaking cold stuck to a pole. As he got
closer he realized she was shielding a
tiny puppy from the freezing weather.
(Both the puppy and goose have
recovered, were adopted together, and
are doing well)
Beautiful creatures ❤️

Beautiful, Montana, and Puppy: A man in Montana found a goose
shaking cold stuck to a pole. As he got
closer he realized she was shielding a
tiny puppy from the freezing weather.
(Both the puppy and goose have
recovered, were adopted together, and
are doing well)
Beautiful creatures ❤️

Beautiful creatures ❤️

Beautiful, Http, and Montana: A man in Montana found a goose shaking cold stuck to a pole. As he got closer he realized she was shielding a tiny puppy from the freezing weather. (Both the puppy and goose have recovered, were adopted together, and are doing well) Beautiful creatures ❤️ via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DdbFVY

Beautiful, Http, and Montana: A man in Montana found a goose
shaking cold stuck to a pole. As he got
closer he realized she was shielding a
tiny puppy from the freezing weather.
(Both the puppy and goose have
recovered, were adopted together, and
are doing well)
Beautiful creatures ❤️ via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DdbFVY

Beautiful, Http, and Montana: A man in Montana found a goose
shaking cold stuck to a pole. As he got
closer he realized she was shielding a
tiny puppy from the freezing weather.
(Both the puppy and goose have
recovered, were adopted together, and
are doing well)
Beautiful creatures ❤️ via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DdbFVY

Beautiful creatures ❤️ via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DdbFVY

Android, Beautiful, and Twitter: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 52m In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can't last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need vou! 19.7K 10.7K 42.1K o A Science Enthusiast @aSciEnthusiast Replying to@realDonaldTrump Glad you asked! The polar vortex is supposed to stay at the north pole but dwindling sea ice (from climate change) has caused the vortex to split in three places, and that's why t's cold down here. Polar vortex splits like this will become more common as climate change worsens 10:21 PM 28 Jan 19 Twitter for Android

Android, Beautiful, and Twitter: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 52m
In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are
reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded
In coming days, expected to get even colder. People
can't last outside even for minutes. What the hell is
going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast,
we need vou!
19.7K 10.7K 42.1K o
A Science Enthusiast
@aSciEnthusiast
Replying to@realDonaldTrump
Glad you asked! The polar vortex is supposed
to stay at the north pole but dwindling sea
ice (from climate change) has caused the
vortex to split in three places, and that's why
t's cold down here. Polar vortex splits like
this will become more common as climate
change worsens
10:21 PM 28 Jan 19 Twitter for Android

Android, Beautiful, and Twitter: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 52m
In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are
reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded
In coming days, expected to get even colder. People
can't last outside even for minutes. What the hell is
going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast,
we need vou!
19.7K 10.7K 42.1K o
A Science Enthusiast
@aSciEnthusiast
Replying to@realDonaldTrump
Glad you asked! The polar vortex is supposed
to stay at the north pole but dwindling sea
ice (from climate change) has caused the
vortex to split in three places, and that's why
t's cold down here. Polar vortex splits like
this will become more common as climate
change worsens
10:21 PM 28 Jan 19 Twitter for Android

Cats, Cap, and Face: I mistook the pole cap for part of this cat's face. Hom リ

Cats, Cap, and Face: I mistook the pole cap for part of this cat's face.
Hom
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Cats, Cap, and Face: I mistook the pole cap for part of this cat's face.
Hom
リ

Chicago, Tumblr, and Weird: unsettlingstories gallusrostro... 2019-01-30 11:52::4 hours ago Follow LKOTRACKING THE POLAR VORTEX Edmonton Calga Seatte Quebe Montreal Portlar ston Boise Minneapol apid City ew York Chicago Omaha San Francisco Washington Indianapolis Denv Richmond ouit ville wic ita unsettlingstories Polar vortex tiddys. aomi121406 How weird tumblr hasn't flagged this "female-presenting" vortex yet Cthebisexualmandalorian Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Colder than a witch's tit." gallusrostromegalus Truth Coming Down From The North Pole To Shame Climate Change Deniers Truth Coming Down From The North Pole To Shame Climate Change Deniers

Chicago, Tumblr, and Weird: unsettlingstories gallusrostro...
2019-01-30 11:52::4 hours ago
Follow
LKOTRACKING THE POLAR VORTEX
Edmonton
Calga
Seatte
Quebe
Montreal
Portlar
ston
Boise
Minneapol
apid City
ew York
Chicago
Omaha
San Francisco
Washington
Indianapolis
Denv
Richmond
ouit ville
wic ita
unsettlingstories
Polar vortex tiddys.
aomi121406
How weird tumblr hasn't flagged this "female-presenting" vortex yet
Cthebisexualmandalorian
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Colder than a witch's tit."
gallusrostromegalus
Truth Coming Down From The North Pole To Shame Climate Change
Deniers
Truth Coming Down From The North Pole To Shame Climate Change Deniers

Chicago, Tumblr, and Weird: unsettlingstories gallusrostro...
2019-01-30 11:52::4 hours ago
Follow
LKOTRACKING THE POLAR VORTEX
Edmonton
Calga
Seatte
Quebe
Montreal
Portlar
ston
Boise
Minneapol
apid City
ew York
Chicago
Omaha
San Francisco
Washington
Indianapolis
Denv
Richmond
ouit ville
wic ita
unsettlingstories
Polar vortex tiddys.
aomi121406
How weird tumblr hasn't flagged this "female-presenting" vortex yet
Cthebisexualmandalorian
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Colder than a witch's tit."
gallusrostromegalus
Truth Coming Down From The North Pole To Shame Climate Change
Deniers
Truth Coming Down From The North Pole To Shame Climate Change Deniers

Be Like, Girls, and Iphone: alexa @playnikes white girls during midterms will be like i'm bout to say fuck it and become a stripper" as if they have the core strength 3:09 PM-1/28/19 Twitter for iPhone You really think you can support your own body weight on that pole Ashlee?

Be Like, Girls, and Iphone: alexa
@playnikes
white girls during midterms will be like
i'm bout to say fuck it and become a
stripper" as if they have the core
strength
3:09 PM-1/28/19 Twitter for iPhone
You really think you can support your own body weight on that pole Ashlee?

Be Like, Girls, and Iphone: alexa
@playnikes
white girls during midterms will be like
i'm bout to say fuck it and become a
stripper" as if they have the core
strength
3:09 PM-1/28/19 Twitter for iPhone
You really think you can support your own body weight on that pole Ashlee?

Head, Weird, and Whip: special times for cat people when they're cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face when they walk up to you making litle chirpy purrs of inquiry when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head around and fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged terror

Head, Weird, and Whip: special times for cat people
when they're cleaning their feets and spread
all their little toes out
when they smelled something weird and make
a stinky face
when they walk up to you making litle chirpy
purrs of inquiry
when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick
and a tongue blep occurs
when they see a bird and do that ekekekk
thing
when they become possessed by the devil
and tear around the house with demonic
speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a
scratching pole to whip their head around and
fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged
terror

Head, Weird, and Whip: special times for cat people
when they're cleaning their feets and spread
all their little toes out
when they smelled something weird and make
a stinky face
when they walk up to you making litle chirpy
purrs of inquiry
when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick
and a tongue blep occurs
when they see a bird and do that ekekekk
thing
when they become possessed by the devil
and tear around the house with demonic
speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a
scratching pole to whip their head around and
fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged
terror

Apple, Bless Up, and Drake: Three weeks ago she was at the pound - now she's transformed to Action Pup.! So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I don’t even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! 😂 I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me 🤔...5 footers really be going the hardest! 🐛 Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! 😂) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies don’t shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I don’t blame y’all! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! “Smash I’m not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I can’t bring a man into my house who reach to my son’s chest” BB 👏 GIRL 👏 DO 👏 WHAT 👏 U 👏 FEEL 👏. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think it’s your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. “But smash, I’m 5-11 which is really a lie I’m actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say I’m 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam I’m gon look like her handsome middle school son.” Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! 🏐 Maybe that’s what you been missing all your life. “smash you really Wilding today.” INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_)

Apple, Bless Up, and Drake: Three weeks ago she was at the pound - now she's
transformed to Action Pup.!
So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I don’t even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! 😂 I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me 🤔...5 footers really be going the hardest! 🐛 Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! 😂) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies don’t shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I don’t blame y’all! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! “Smash I’m not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I can’t bring a man into my house who reach to my son’s chest” BB 👏 GIRL 👏 DO 👏 WHAT 👏 U 👏 FEEL 👏. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think it’s your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. “But smash, I’m 5-11 which is really a lie I’m actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say I’m 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam I’m gon look like her handsome middle school son.” Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! 🏐 Maybe that’s what you been missing all your life. “smash you really Wilding today.” INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_)

Apple, Bless Up, and Drake: Three weeks ago she was at the pound - now she's
transformed to Action Pup.!
So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I don’t even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! 😂 I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me 🤔...5 footers really be going the hardest! 🐛 Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! 😂) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies don’t shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I don’t blame y’all! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! “Smash I’m not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I can’t bring a man into my house who reach to my son’s chest” BB 👏 GIRL 👏 DO 👏 WHAT 👏 U 👏 FEEL 👏. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think it’s your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. “But smash, I’m 5-11 which is really a lie I’m actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say I’m 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam I’m gon look like her handsome middle school son.” Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! 🏐 Maybe that’s what you been missing all your life. “smash you really Wilding today.” INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_)

Bailey Jay, Fall, and Memes: There is a giant species of shark that lives under ice near the north pole, eat just about anything that might fall off the ice, including reindeer and polar bears and lives for over 200 years. QOTD: would you swim in a pool with this shark for $30,000,000? 😧🦈

Bailey Jay, Fall, and Memes: There is a giant species of shark that lives
under ice near the north pole, eat just about
anything that might fall off the ice, including
reindeer and polar bears and lives for over
200 years.
QOTD: would you swim in a pool with this shark for $30,000,000? 😧🦈

Bailey Jay, Fall, and Memes: There is a giant species of shark that lives
under ice near the north pole, eat just about
anything that might fall off the ice, including
reindeer and polar bears and lives for over
200 years.
QOTD: would you swim in a pool with this shark for $30,000,000? 😧🦈

QOTD: would you swim in a pool with this shark for $30,000,000? 😧🦈

Beautiful, Birthday, and Bless Up: This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four egged baby a happy birthday? So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who don’t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT 👏 DAMN 👏 THING 👏 ON 👏 THAT 👏 SCREEN 👏 U 👏 GO 👏 BABY 👏 GIRL 👏 EFF 👏 JOEL 👏 WITCHOE 👏 SHARP 👏 WIT 👏 AND 👏 MOUNTAINOUS 👏 TÈTA$ 👏 LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while I’m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but y’all veins pump maple syrup it don’t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer I’ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, y’all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldn’t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this 😑 bless up 😍😂😂) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org ❤️. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.)

Tumblr, Summer, and Blog: sixpenceee: The sun at the South pole never sets during the summer. It just circles the pole.

Tumblr, Summer, and Blog: sixpenceee:

The sun at the South pole never sets during the summer. It just circles the pole.

Tumblr, Summer, and Blog: sixpenceee:

The sun at the South pole never sets during the summer. It just circles the pole.

Cats, Cat, and Big: I mistook the pole cap for part of this cat's face. Hom リ Big mouth cat

Cats, Cat, and Big: I mistook the pole cap for part of this cat's face.
Hom
リ
Big mouth cat

Cats, Cat, and Big: I mistook the pole cap for part of this cat's face.
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リ
Big mouth cat

Big mouth cat

Cats, Dank, and Memes: I mistook the pole cap for part of this cat's face. Hom リ Big mouth cat by randorick78 MORE MEMES

Cats, Dank, and Memes: I mistook the pole cap for part of this cat's face.
Hom
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Big mouth cat by randorick78
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Cats, Dank, and Memes: I mistook the pole cap for part of this cat's face.
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Bad, Bruh, and Cute: Friday H:28 PM Itsa Motch! Hey what's up Just chilling. Waiting for the Obenauf's to kick in. Obenauf that's going to get you all soft and moist though That's the plan! You may should use extra I mean I have pretty big feet Yeah I might stretch you a little bit We may have to be careful not to rip you at all Will I need a trip to the cobbler if I meet you? Well I don't know what size you are but you may just have to I may knock the sole out TBH I probably need a good resoling already anyway That's okay broke in just means there is experience I'm high asf and not sure how I got to this point I mean seriously bruh, you're hitting on a pair of boots Man there are some kibler elves on my bed that are pole dancing so trying to fuck some boots ain't on me Bath salts or meth? Calm down shrooms Ooooh. Keeping it organic. Pretty sure there gmo But still carbon based Oh shit. The boots passed chemistry Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm not smart True true I'm not sure what's real right now I'm so glad I could be part of this experience with you. I'm real, Ryan. So very real. Lol then why you posing as boots or are you actual talking boots Whatever you want to be the truth That's gunna fuck me up Would you rather be talking to boots or a person pretending to be boots? What's your truth, Ryan? I have no idea anymore which is more terrifying How about a human/boot hybrid Oh god bad trip now Take a deep breath and imagine sliding your feet into me Let's not go down that road again I thought that was what you wanted Sent A dude on shrooms tryna get with old boots

Bad, Bruh, and Cute: Friday H:28 PM
Itsa Motch!
Hey what's up
Just chilling. Waiting for the
Obenauf's to kick in.
Obenauf that's going to get you all
soft and moist though
That's the plan!
You may should use extra I mean I
have pretty big feet
Yeah I might stretch you a little bit
We may have to be careful not
to rip you at all
Will I need a trip to the cobbler
if I meet you?
Well I don't know what size you
are but you may just have to I may
knock the sole out
TBH I probably need a good
resoling already anyway
That's okay broke in just means
there is experience
I'm high asf and not sure how I got
to this point
I mean seriously bruh, you're hitting
on a pair of boots
Man there are some kibler elves
on my bed that are pole dancing
so trying to fuck some boots
ain't on me
Bath salts or meth?
Calm down shrooms
Ooooh. Keeping it organic.
Pretty sure there gmo
But still carbon based
Oh shit. The boots passed
chemistry
Just because I'm cute doesn't mean
I'm not smart
True true
I'm not sure what's real right now
I'm so glad I could be part of this
experience with you. I'm real, Ryan.
So very real.
Lol then why you posing as boots
or are you actual talking boots
Whatever you want to be the truth
That's gunna fuck me up
Would you rather be talking to boots
or a person pretending to be boots?
What's your truth, Ryan?
I have no idea anymore which is
more terrifying
How about a human/boot hybrid
Oh god bad trip now
Take a deep breath and imagine
sliding your feet into me
Let's not go down that road again
I thought that was what you wanted
Sent
A dude on shrooms tryna get with old boots

Bad, Bruh, and Cute: Friday H:28 PM
Itsa Motch!
Hey what's up
Just chilling. Waiting for the
Obenauf's to kick in.
Obenauf that's going to get you all
soft and moist though
That's the plan!
You may should use extra I mean I
have pretty big feet
Yeah I might stretch you a little bit
We may have to be careful not
to rip you at all
Will I need a trip to the cobbler
if I meet you?
Well I don't know what size you
are but you may just have to I may
knock the sole out
TBH I probably need a good
resoling already anyway
That's okay broke in just means
there is experience
I'm high asf and not sure how I got
to this point
I mean seriously bruh, you're hitting
on a pair of boots
Man there are some kibler elves
on my bed that are pole dancing
so trying to fuck some boots
ain't on me
Bath salts or meth?
Calm down shrooms
Ooooh. Keeping it organic.
Pretty sure there gmo
But still carbon based
Oh shit. The boots passed
chemistry
Just because I'm cute doesn't mean
I'm not smart
True true
I'm not sure what's real right now
I'm so glad I could be part of this
experience with you. I'm real, Ryan.
So very real.
Lol then why you posing as boots
or are you actual talking boots
Whatever you want to be the truth
That's gunna fuck me up
Would you rather be talking to boots
or a person pretending to be boots?
What's your truth, Ryan?
I have no idea anymore which is
more terrifying
How about a human/boot hybrid
Oh god bad trip now
Take a deep breath and imagine
sliding your feet into me
Let's not go down that road again
I thought that was what you wanted
Sent
A dude on shrooms tryna get with old boots

Anaconda, Children, and Monster: 32 Sol Coastal The Beach Behemoth Giant Inflatable 12-Foot Pole-to-Pole Beach Ball by Sol Coastal 95s A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. By Reid hamlin on February 3, 2018 We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability "I ordered this when I was high because I thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich. It's not."

Anaconda, Children, and Monster: 32
Sol Coastal
The Beach Behemoth Giant Inflatable 12-Foot
Pole-to-Pole Beach Ball by Sol Coastal
95s
A fun way to ruin a weekend
and blow 100 bucks.
By Reid hamlin on February 3, 2018
We took this ball to the beach and after
close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed
it around for about 10 fun filled minutes.
That was when the wind picked it up and
sent it huddling down the beach at about
40 knots. It destroyed everything in its
path. Children screamed in terror at the
giant inflatable monster that crushed their
sand castles. Grown men were knocked
down trying to save their families. The
faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It
was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we
had to stop running after it because its
path of injury and destruction was going
to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor
has it that it can still be seen stalking
innocent families on the Florida
panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so
there is something to be said about its
durability
"I ordered this when I was high because I thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich. It's not."

Anaconda, Children, and Monster: 32
Sol Coastal
The Beach Behemoth Giant Inflatable 12-Foot
Pole-to-Pole Beach Ball by Sol Coastal
95s
A fun way to ruin a weekend
and blow 100 bucks.
By Reid hamlin on February 3, 2018
We took this ball to the beach and after
close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed
it around for about 10 fun filled minutes.
That was when the wind picked it up and
sent it huddling down the beach at about
40 knots. It destroyed everything in its
path. Children screamed in terror at the
giant inflatable monster that crushed their
sand castles. Grown men were knocked
down trying to save their families. The
faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It
was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we
had to stop running after it because its
path of injury and destruction was going
to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor
has it that it can still be seen stalking
innocent families on the Florida
panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so
there is something to be said about its
durability
"I ordered this when I was high because I thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich. It's not."

"I ordered this when I was high because I thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich. It's not."

Chihuahua, Firefighter, and Aggressive: Are you a firefighter? Because you can slide down my pole any day Are you a chihuahua? Because you're unnecessarily aggressive and are probably way smaller than you think you are. Sent 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

Chihuahua, Firefighter, and Aggressive: Are you a firefighter? Because
you can slide down my pole any
day
Are you a chihuahua? Because
you're unnecessarily aggressive
and are probably way smaller
than you think you are.
Sent
🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

Chihuahua, Firefighter, and Aggressive: Are you a firefighter? Because
you can slide down my pole any
day
Are you a chihuahua? Because
you're unnecessarily aggressive
and are probably way smaller
than you think you are.
Sent
🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

Meme, Horse, and How To: How to make a "meme." 1. Using a shovel, pole, or other blunt object, beat a horse until it stops breathing. 2. Continue beating. meirl

Meme, Horse, and How To: How to make a "meme."
1. Using a shovel, pole, or other blunt
object, beat a horse until it stops
breathing.
2. Continue beating.
meirl

Meme, Horse, and How To: How to make a "meme."
1. Using a shovel, pole, or other blunt
object, beat a horse until it stops
breathing.
2. Continue beating.
meirl

meirl

Meme, Horse, and How To: How to make a "meme." 1. Using a shovel, pole, or other blunt object, beat a horse until it stops breathing. 2. Continue beating. meirl

Meme, Horse, and How To: How to make a "meme."
1. Using a shovel, pole, or other blunt
object, beat a horse until it stops
breathing.
2. Continue beating.
meirl

Meme, Horse, and How To: How to make a "meme."
1. Using a shovel, pole, or other blunt
object, beat a horse until it stops
breathing.
2. Continue beating.
meirl

meirl

Dank, Meme, and Memes: How to make a "meme." 1. Using a shovel, pole, or other blunt object, beat a horse until it stops breathing. 2. Continue beating. meirl by BankaiRasenshuriken MORE MEMES

Dank, Meme, and Memes: How to make a "meme."
1. Using a shovel, pole, or other blunt
object, beat a horse until it stops
breathing.
2. Continue beating.
meirl by BankaiRasenshuriken
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Dank, Meme, and Memes: How to make a "meme."
1. Using a shovel, pole, or other blunt
object, beat a horse until it stops
breathing.
2. Continue beating.
meirl by BankaiRasenshuriken
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Her, New, and Obsession: Her new obsession with the pole has me mildly concerned

Her, New, and Obsession: Her new obsession with the pole has me
mildly concerned

Her, New, and Obsession: Her new obsession with the pole has me
mildly concerned

Her, New, and Obsession: Her new obsession with the pole has me mildly concerned My Prrrecious!

Her, New, and Obsession: Her new obsession with the pole has me
mildly concerned
My Prrrecious!

Her, New, and Obsession: Her new obsession with the pole has me
mildly concerned
My Prrrecious!

My Prrrecious!

Work, How, and Who: Niggas who work out Niggaswhom stand up on the bus without holding on to the pole How tf they do that?

Work, How, and Who: Niggas who
work out
Niggaswhom stand
up on the bus without
holding on to the pole
How tf they do that?

Work, How, and Who: Niggas who
work out
Niggaswhom stand
up on the bus without
holding on to the pole
How tf they do that?

Memes, Animal, and Giraffe: QUETZALCOATLUS, THE LARGEST KNOWN FLYING ANIMAL EVER WAS AS TALL AS A GIRAFFE. IT MAY HAVE USED ITS POWERFUL FORELIMBS TO POLE-VAULT INTO THE SKY. SOURCE: WIRED.COM @FACTBOLT — Source: (Wired) http:-bit.ly-flyingdino

Memes, Animal, and Giraffe: QUETZALCOATLUS, THE LARGEST
KNOWN FLYING ANIMAL EVER
WAS AS TALL AS A GIRAFFE. IT
MAY HAVE USED ITS POWERFUL
FORELIMBS TO POLE-VAULT
INTO THE SKY.
SOURCE: WIRED.COM
@FACTBOLT
— Source: (Wired) http:-bit.ly-flyingdino

Memes, Animal, and Giraffe: QUETZALCOATLUS, THE LARGEST
KNOWN FLYING ANIMAL EVER
WAS AS TALL AS A GIRAFFE. IT
MAY HAVE USED ITS POWERFUL
FORELIMBS TO POLE-VAULT
INTO THE SKY.
SOURCE: WIRED.COM
@FACTBOLT
— Source: (Wired) http:-bit.ly-flyingdino

— Source: (Wired) http:-bit.ly-flyingdino

Bodies , Mood, and Target: Trla Block Fill at-he spotes onthe sde lo are u of the fame he'd bele sknny ntia Arved.This may noh sh male body typesusu小 have lono torsas. Rati he tione and teclonyle Sknie b 2 0 more on Visual effe : Same cha( ader, sane ose, but Motion The pole bubblyernie: Some notes made about how I PERSONALLY draw male and female bodies. These are EXTREMELY versatile, and can be altered to fit characters individually, but this is how I use the frame, then body type, then “visual effects” to convey mood and feeling through a character’s poseart tag // commission info

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Some notes made about how I PERSONALLY draw male and female bodies. These are EXTREMELY versatile, and can be altered to fit characters individually, but this is how I use the frame, then body type, then “visual effects” to convey mood and feeling through a character’s poseart tag // commission info

bubblyernie: Some notes made about how I PERSONALLY draw male and female bodies. These are EXTREMELY versatile, and can be altered to fit c...

Dank, Friends, and The Grinch: The UPS Store @TheUPSStore The UPS Store s If your child addresses a letter to the North Pole, you can leave it with us. We do shredding. The Grinch @grinchmovie Did we just become best friends? Finally found a friend. by whiskey_echo_sierra MORE MEMES

Dank, Friends, and The Grinch: The UPS Store
@TheUPSStore
The UPS Store s
If your child addresses a letter to the
North Pole, you can leave it with us. We
do shredding.
The Grinch
@grinchmovie
Did we just become best friends?
Finally found a friend. by whiskey_echo_sierra
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Dank, Friends, and The Grinch: The UPS Store
@TheUPSStore
The UPS Store s
If your child addresses a letter to the
North Pole, you can leave it with us. We
do shredding.
The Grinch
@grinchmovie
Did we just become best friends?
Finally found a friend. by whiskey_echo_sierra
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Friends, The Grinch, and Ups: The UPS Store @TheUPSStore The UPS Store s If your child addresses a letter to the North Pole, you can leave it with us. We do shredding. The Grinch @grinchmovie Did we just become best friends? Finally found a friend.

Friends, The Grinch, and Ups: The UPS Store
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If your child addresses a letter to the
North Pole, you can leave it with us. We
do shredding.
The Grinch
@grinchmovie
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Finally found a friend.

Friends, The Grinch, and Ups: The UPS Store
@TheUPSStore
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If your child addresses a letter to the
North Pole, you can leave it with us. We
do shredding.
The Grinch
@grinchmovie
Did we just become best friends?
Finally found a friend.

Finally found a friend.

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Amazon, Anaconda, and Children: VZW Wi-Fi 9:02 PM
* 31% 11-->
stll VZw wi-Fi
9:02 PM
32%
← = amazon a
ใน
amazon
a
prime
prime
A fun way to ruin a weekend
Sol Coastal
The Beach Behemoth Giant Inflatable 12-Foot
Pole-to-Pole Beach Ball by Sol Coastal
and blow 100 bucks.
By Reid hamlin on February 3, 2018
We took this ball to the beach and after
close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed
it around for about 10 fun filled minutes
That was when the wind picked it up and
sent it huddling down the beach at about
40 knots. It destroyed everything in its
path. Children screamed in terror at the
giant inflatable monster that crushed their
sand castles. Grown men were knocked
down trying to save their families. The
faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It
was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we
had to stop running after it because its
path of injury and destruction was going
to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor
has it that it can still be seen stalking
innocent families on the Florida
'9596
panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so
there is something to be said about its
durability.
a Read less
Shopping
List
items in your List
Private
I'm sold 😂

Amazon, Anaconda, and Children: VZW Wi-Fi 9:02 PM
* 31% 11-->
stll VZw wi-Fi
9:02 PM
32%
← = amazon a
ใน
amazon
a
prime
prime
A fun way to ruin a weekend
Sol Coastal
The Beach Behemoth Giant Inflatable 12-Foot
Pole-to-Pole Beach Ball by Sol Coastal
and blow 100 bucks.
By Reid hamlin on February 3, 2018
We took this ball to the beach and after
close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed
it around for about 10 fun filled minutes
That was when the wind picked it up and
sent it huddling down the beach at about
40 knots. It destroyed everything in its
path. Children screamed in terror at the
giant inflatable monster that crushed their
sand castles. Grown men were knocked
down trying to save their families. The
faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It
was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we
had to stop running after it because its
path of injury and destruction was going
to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor
has it that it can still be seen stalking
innocent families on the Florida
'9596
panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so
there is something to be said about its
durability.
a Read less
Shopping
List
items in your List
Private
I'm sold 😂

I'm sold 😂

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes

HOW TO TREAT A
TONGUE STUCK
TO A POLE
lWarm the pole with your hands.
Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is
very
when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
minutes
cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
1 Do not panic.
2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole
3 Move closer to the pole.
Pulling sharply will be very painful.
As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
quickly heal.
| İlke z test pull.
Get as close as possible without letting more of the
tongue's surface area touch the pole.
Alternative Method
0
se warm water
Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
freeze and exacerbate the problem.
Be Aware
Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
small amount you will be able to generate is
likely to freeze on your tongue..
If another person is present, have him or her
pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over
your tongue should do the trick
Warm the pole wih yr ui wti
your ton

How To THWART AN
AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
er
all
ood/
medi
1S
tial
restau
tuate
fave
hark
an-
e
to
nc-
to

How rO ESCAPE
FROM A GIANT
OCTOPUS
1 Pull away quickly
In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
next step.
2 Do not go limp.
Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
will check to see if you are a food item before letting
you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
"web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
ou in for a closer look.
3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
your arms.

The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
Includes
Searchable CD
With All
11 Handbooks
plus wallpapers,
and more
By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
novelty-gift-ideas:

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook