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You like jazz?: 9,155 WORDS. 50,3139 LETTERS. SAY IT, AND IM YOURS. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'l pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp.. under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell, Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of.9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick Quriab today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? -A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Qatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Qouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought l'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe l'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Geta right, Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal. - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Qonaratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud I call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's t on! All the good jobs will l day. tooth gone. Yeah, out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe l'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Qould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Qaming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? -I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow. the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that.. they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I .kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe l'm doing this, I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you.. I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. l'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway.. Oan I.get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean. I don't know. Qoffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't, - Have some. - No, I can't,- Qeme on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe l'l try that - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then.. I guess l'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again. for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but. Anyway. This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out youriob, and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? -A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Qipnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! .really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was, How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science, - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'l bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? -I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey. Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess l'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! -A.wiper! Triple blade! - Triple biade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Qatl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey. Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got.to.be kidding me! Megsebloed's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Maaseblead! I knew l'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Qheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. it doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girifriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Qlassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Qolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots. Next week. Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting. - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? -I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Qaurt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson.. you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Qall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honevburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. -I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say. Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a chuming inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Helo. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player, I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightiob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Qhapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am 1? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night. My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, Ir'l ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute. Are you her little.bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but. - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry.. - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. -I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy, - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I.. I blew the whole case, didn't 1? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all.. All adrenaline and then. and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels, That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Qould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time., I actually heard a funny story about. Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're ail aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames.. But it's just a prance-about stage name!.unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Qant breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Qannonball We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Qarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now.. Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's natiust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course. The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry.. sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance l'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Qould you ask him to slow down? Qould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry. ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe l'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby.l do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic..without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Qaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? ld like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species.. What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travoita a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory. That's Barry! .is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small.. Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what l'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Qome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Qome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Qome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Qan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that. You like jazz?
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just zoom in: u/wolfdog2345 9156 words 50138 letters SAY IT, AND IM YOURS. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? -I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought l'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of......9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what l'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought l'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe l'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe l'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? COheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... .kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... .get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe l'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, l'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then.. I guess l'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well.. - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! .really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wallI, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess l'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew l'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because l'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. l'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? l don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ..unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance l'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? -I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... .without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! l'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! .is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what l'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that. just zoom in
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Holy crap.: You just beat me up over a hat?! MAKE AM GREAT AC Bee Movie Script According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee shoulM be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat litle body off the ground. The bee, of course, fies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yelow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry?- Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? -I can't. Fll pick you up. Looking sharp, Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report cand, all Bs. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's met - Wave to us! Well be in row 11800. - Byet Barry. I told you, stop flying in the house! - ey. Adam, - Hey. Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A limle. Special day. graduation. Never thought Fd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkwand. Three days college. Im glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry, - Artie. growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No. Fm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy. quite a bit of pomp. under the circumstances, - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men, - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees. please welcome Dean Buzzwel. Welcome. New Hive Oity graduating class of9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what irl be like? -A litle scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee. have worked your whole life so get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks being the nectar to the hive. Our top secret formula is automatically color corrected. seent-adjusted and bubble contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its dis tinctive golden glow you know as. Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.- What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advance- ment, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had eone day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But. Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly fumctioning society on Eanth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don' know. But you know what Fm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second.Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. Fve never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey. Jocks! - Hi. Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freakst I love it! I love itt - I wonder where they were. -I dont know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive. flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. Ir's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Ler's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw en my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! I never thought ra knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch sis miles from here tomorrow. - Sis miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe l am. - You are nott We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey. Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stiring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. Ir's a beautiful thing. You know. Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? Thar's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. Fm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey, Our son, the stirer! - You're gonna be a stimer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe Fl pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg Im so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirer, front desk. hair removal. - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two leftt One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - Whar'd you get? - Picking erad out. Stellar! Wow: Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure. bee. pourer. you're on. Fm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating. cooling, stunt stimer, humming. inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should. Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. What happened to you? Where are you? - Fm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy: Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83ed that gets their roses today. Hey. guys, Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yestenday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. Ir's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right. launch positions Buzz, buzz, buzz. buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz. buze! Buzz, buzz, buzz. buze! Black and yellowt Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind. check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack.check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK. ladies, ler's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wowt Fm out! I can't believe F'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side. kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close?- No, sir. I pick up some pollen here. sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there. a pinch on that one. See that? tr's a little bit of magie. That's amazing. Why do we do that? Thatr's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. Im picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but F'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. Ir's a limle grabby. My sweetr loed of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem - Guys! - This could be bad. Affimative. Very close. Gonna hut. Mama's limle boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? -I think he knows. What is this? Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the cart - Do something!- I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny What are you doing ? Wow. the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta pet home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken. could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This. Drapes! That is diabolical. Ir's fantastic. Ir's pot all my special skills. even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that.Aind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it geting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know Im allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? ls that your statement? I'm just saying all life has valuue. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. Fm not scared of him. tr's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks, - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure. Ken, You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories, - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say?I could really get in trouble. Ir's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe Fm doing this. Ive got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool: Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. Irs fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I doa't recall going to bed. Well. I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this. but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you. I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a linle weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say Fm grateful. IH leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama. Dada, honey. You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. if we didn't laugh. we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway. Oan .pet you something? - Like what? I don't know.I mean.I don't know, Ooffee? 1 don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - Ir's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actuaally, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? -I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You lok great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says. "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you ponna do. Barry? About work?1 dont know. I want to do my part for the hive. but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do?- Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway. if you look. There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! F'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings en their toes? - Why not? - Ir's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe Fl try that. - You all right, ma'am?- Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway. this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah. it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, Fd be up the rest of my life. Are you7Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then.I guess Fl see you around. Or not. OK. Barry. And thank you so much again. for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing. but. Anyway. This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK. Dave. pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! it was the scariest. happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it. and F'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well- Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? -A wasp Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - Fm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. Ican't get by that face. So who is she? She's. human. No, no. Thar's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law, - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's se nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive. talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-Sos! One eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. It was so stingin stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. Ir's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They it up. Sit down! really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes. but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearming. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking beet - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Think- ing bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry?I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this po on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? Ive got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry. come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry. Fm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. Fll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessat - We're still here. -I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! F'm not listening to this. Sorry, Ive gotta go. - Where are you going?- Im meeting a friend. A girt? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surounded by flowers, erowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, ve got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? Ir's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? Ies faster. Yeah, OK. I see, I see. All right, your turn. Tvo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but ir's a disease. It's a horrible. horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger. jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with yout - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here. you creep! What was that? A Pie N' Save cincular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to talian Vogue. - Il bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Be. Golden Blossom. Ray Liota Private Select? - Is he that actor? -I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you pet it? - Bees make it. -I know who makes it! And its hard to make it! There's heating.cooling. stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organ ic. - Irs our ganict tr's just honey. Barry. Just whar? Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we havet And it's on sale? Fm getting to the bottom of this. Im getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey. Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well I guess rl go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you geting the sweet stufr: Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The tast thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! Ir's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. Whar? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off: Fm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?: - Oh, not - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! 's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean? How much do you people need to see? Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, F'm Oart Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny scream ing. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey. Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. Ir's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack: At least you're out in the world. You must meet girts. Mosquito girls try to trade up. get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding met Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!- Hey. guys! - Mooseblood! I knew rd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a tabel on it, and it's pretty much pune profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000 Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than any thing bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh. Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? Thar's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - Whar? - Talking to humans? He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry. this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees: Dad, I remember you ce honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if ins true, what can ene bee de action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And F'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee. Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey. packaging it and profiting from it illegally! To- morrow night on Bee Larry King. we'll have three foemer queens here in our studio, discussing their new book. Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hesagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think. "Tm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the workd. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. Ir's a common name. Next week. He looks like you and has a show and sus penders and colored dots Nest week. Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week nest week! They're scary. hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! was my grandmother. Ken. She's 81. Honey. her back hand's a joke! Fm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! Fm helping him sue the human race. - Hello, - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole. I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better po cause we're really busy working. But it' our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting- How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodit that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a litle bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When F'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say. "Honey. Fm home." without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world ansiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here. Barry? tes peetty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isa't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475. Superior Oourt of New York. Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery. you're representing the five food companies collectively?A privilege. Mr. Benson you're representing all the bees of the world? Im kid- ding. Yes. Your Honor, we're ready to p think of what would it mean, I would have to nepotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion picture capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's peetty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us cause we're the litle guys! Fm hoping that, after this is all over. you'll see how. by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we aret I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear. Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room? Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK. that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting. thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? -I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police offi- cer. have you? No. I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh. please. Have you ever been stung. Mr. Sting? Because F'm feeling a little stung. Sting. Or should I say. Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name? You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and leam your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home? - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Ordert Order. I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? Fm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No. I was just late. I tried to call, but. the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was hucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. Fm not much for the game myself. The ball's a litnle grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right. there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing?I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken. I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah. you do that. Look at that. You know. Ive just about had it with your litrle mind games, - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny. I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames? Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken. Im wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetiet Fve got issues! Well, wel, well, a royal flusht - You're bluffing. - Am 1? Surf's up. dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! Wwhat are you doing You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat in! We need to talk! He's just a limle bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee Fve met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking abour? Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night. My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster Goodbye. Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free. antificial sweeteners made by man! Fm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mtr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We Five, That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it mamers. Hive at the hive's only full-hour Benson imagines. just gomery. your opening statement, pe es and gentlemen of the jury. my: mothe a farm, she elieved it was man's unty of nature God put before us. If we liv the orld N was a s psy-turvy op's at like about bees. would like to call N II Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers. Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't You got the Eweezers? - Are you allergie? Only to losing. son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, Il ask you what I think we'd all like to know, What exactly is your relationship to that woman'? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute.Are you her little.bedbug? Ive seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but.- So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry. - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you. Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't: tr's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy. I am hit! Order! Onder! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them tike equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know: tr's their way! - Adam, stay with me. -I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come for- ward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turm against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy, - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. L.I blew the whole case, didn't 1? doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. Fd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs. in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a lile celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone?I can't explain it. It was all. All adrenaline and then. and then eestasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a murse to close that window?- Why?- The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? tr's not over? Get dressed. Ive gota go somewhere.Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well. Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazandly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about. Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses, I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid Fm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it. Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? Ir's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and pentlemen, please. free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. P'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature. Benson. Youll regret this. Bany, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants, - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a setlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. Hell have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames But it's just a prance-about stage name! .unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la dee da human tea-time snack gamishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! -I think we need to shut downt - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating?- They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out. sleeping in. I heand your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? Irs the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now. Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesa't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, Im gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't thínk bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here.couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pacr? How do we do it? - l sting you, you step on me.- Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry. sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance Fl ever have to see it. Vanessa. I just wanna say Fm sorry. I never meant it to turm out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa Roses Barry?- Roses are flowers - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. Fve ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it wone. Actually, ir's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee. plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses. Pasadena, Oalifomia. They've got nothing but flowers. foats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome. FTD. Official floral business. Irs real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? -I believe F'm the pea. - The pea? goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale. sweetheart. - I'm geming the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'l do. Hey, what are you doing? Then all we do is blend in with traffie.without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your loat? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - I's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention. passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll esperience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'l never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be caneful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? ra like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain. F'm in a real situation. - Whard you say. Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species. What are you doing?- Wait a minute! I'm an attormey - Who's an attomey? Don't move. Oh. Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee,a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - Not No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. Fm a florist from New York. Where's the matter of fact. there is. - Who's thar? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial? Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. Ir's got giant wings. huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilor?- Yes. pilor? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a How hard could it be? Wait. Barry: We're headed into some tightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-beeaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory. That's Barry! ..is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew, Flowers We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small. Ha- ven't we heand this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." -Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We pet behind a fellow, - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left. right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hand. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened? Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it tums out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, ler's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what F'd do. you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. Fm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! Ir's not a tone. Fm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa. pull yourself together. You have to snap out of itt You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of itt - You snap out of it! - You snap out of itt- You snap out of int - You snap out of it - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turm. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any nowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do pet behind a fellow, - Black and yellow, - Hello. All right, ler's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. Ir's all cloudy. Oome on. You pot to think bee. Barry, - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bece! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? -1 don't know. tr's strong. pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac?- Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking beet - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - Fm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of beest Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane. Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smett it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop i in Drop it in, womant Oome on, already. Barry, we did iet You taught me how to flyt- Yes. No high five!- Right. Barry, it worked Did you see the giant floer? What giant flower? Where? Of course saw the flower! That was penius! - Thank you But we're not done yet. Listen.eve ins We're beest Keychain! Then follow me! Except This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey. pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History ke Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've carned this. Yeah! F'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. Thar's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a cal, now's the time. I got a feeling we'l be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great aftemoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Bary, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry Fm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon: Barry, I just got this huge tulip onder, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver. Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble. jocks! I's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go. Kenny, - When will this nightmare endt - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Mte? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. everyone. Oan we stop here? F'm not making a major life decision during a produc- tion numbert All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up. guys. 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*Dies in a month*: (kinda useless) Nobody: Henry Harrison inauguration speech: William According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Ádam? - Oan you believe this is happening? -I can't. l'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? -A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Weil, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell, Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... .9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what itll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - Śhe is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet techi But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life, The same job the rest of your life? I didn't Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did greati You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! -I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe l'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair remova. - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Šign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! i can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a movis could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - him? - I thỉnk he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window piease? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right, Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my lífe. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would i say? 1 could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry, - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's ÓK. It's fine. I know l'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The taíking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway.. Oan I...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actualy, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, i can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "VWatermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Šure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe l'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If l did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you..? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then.. I guess l'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway. This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well. - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Špider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Óh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! Ănd that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and . Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend, Thininnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! .really hot! - Listen to me! bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - Í told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? Thatť's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to stíng all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - l'il bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess l'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boyl I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do i look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew l'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip baim for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - T where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Ölassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots.. Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting.. - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the worlid? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can ail go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but. the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? i know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games, - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than min ny surfe un dudel Poo waterl That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, r'í ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little.bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but.. - Śo those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry. - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Óbjection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages Štinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. -I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton Í. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. .. I bíew the whole case, didn't 1? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? i can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? i don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. Ănd assuming you've done step correctiy, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about. Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmiess little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! .unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance l'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. Í wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic..without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Áttention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? Ánd please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! .is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small.. Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. Ali right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me.- Thatjust kills you twice. Right, flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. a mínute. I think I'm feeling something Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow meris is our last chance. We're the only ones who make this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All i gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that. *Dies in a month*
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Just zoom in: According to all lenown laws of aviation there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans thinic is impossitble." SEQ. 75- "INTRO TO BARRY" INT. BENsON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON'S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry's hand fipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black.oolih, black and yellow. ANGLE ON: Barry we arng the sweater he picked, lookmg in the minor. BARRY (CONTD) Yeah, let's shalke it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sinkt, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles Then he takes the id off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barny's mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Bary. JANET BENSON Barny, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie US REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY'S ROOM CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Bary's antennae vibrate as they RING bke a phone. Bany's hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONTD) Hang on a second He wipes his hands on his s weater, and pulls his antennae down to lus ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Bary? Son. And a perfect report card, all B's. JANET BENSON (mushing Barry's har) Very proud BARRY Ma! I've got a thing going here. Banry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON You've got some lint on your fuzz. She pecks it off. BARRY Ow, that's me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. We'll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Bany, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING T0 GRADUATION EXT. BEE SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry dnves out an his CAR. "Bee Movie" JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Bany's friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. He's reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: "Frisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down. Bee-standen "I heard a sound, and next thing I going to tis funeral? BARRY No, I'm not going to lus funeral. Everybody knows you sting s omeone you die, you don't waste it on a squinel. He was such a hot head. ADAM Yeal, I guess he could've just gotten out of the way, The DRIVE through a loop de loop. BARRY AND ADAM Whoa..Whooowheee!! ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day. BARRY I guess that s why they say we don't need vacations. CUT TO: SEQ. 95- GRADUATION EXT. GRADUATION CEREMONY - CONTINUOUS Bany and Adam come to a stop. They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats. BARRY (re: graduation ceremony) " Boy, quite a bit of pompunder the circumstances. They land in their seats. BARRY (CONT'D) Well Adam, today we are it's just ornentation. The rows of chars change in transformer-like mechanical motion to Universal Studios type tour trams. Buzzwell walies off stage. BARRY (re tramas) Whoa, heads up! Here vee go. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 6. SEQ. 125 - "FACTORY FEMALE VOICE (V.0) Keep your hands and antennas IRSide the tram at all times. (in Spanish) Dejen las manos y antennas adentro del tram a todos tiempos. BARRY I wonder what it's going to be like? ADAM A little scary. Bany shakes Adam. BARRY AND ADAM AAHHHH! The tram passes under SIGNS READING: "Honex: A Division of Honescor A Part of the Hexagon Group." TRUDY Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon group. BARRY This is rtt The Honex doors OPEN, revealing the factory. BARRY (CONTD) Wow. TRUDY We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the pont where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins vhen our valiant pollen jocks bring the nectar to the hive where our top secret formula is autonmatically color-corected, scent adjusted and bubble contoured into this. Trudy GRABS a TEST TUBE OF HONEY from a technician. "Bee Movie 157 BARRY Yes, we're all cousins. ADAM Riglht. You're nght. TRUDY At Honex, we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress testing a new helmet technology. ANGLE ON: A STUNT BEE in a HELMET getting hut vwnth a NEWSPAPER, then a SHOE, then a FLYSWATTER. He gets up, and gives a "thumb's up". The graduate bees APPLA UD. ADAM (rer stunt bee) What do you think he makes? BARRY Not enough. TRUDY And here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 8. BARRY Wow, what does that dol TRUDY Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it Saves us millions. ANGLE ON: The Kreiman machine. Bees with hand-shaped hats on, rotating around a wheel to catch drips of honey. Adam's hand shoots up. ADAM Can anyone work on the Krelman? TRUDY Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees enow that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. There are over 3000 different bee occupations. But choose carefully. because you'l stay in the job that you pick for the rest of your life. The bees CHEER. ANGLE ON: Barry's smile dropping slightly. BARRY The same job for the rest of your life?I didn't lenow that. ADAM What's the difference? TRUDY And you'll be happy to kenow that bees as a species haven't had one day off in 27 million years. BARRY So you'll just work us to death? TRUDY (laughing) We'l sure try. Everyone LAUGHS except Bany. "Bee Movie type steep drop. Cameras flash, as all the bees throw up ther hands. The frame freezes into a snapshot. Bany looks concerned. The tram continues through 2 doors. FORM DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 175- "WALKING THE HIVE" INT. HONEX LOBBY ANGLE ON: The log-flume photo, as Barry looks at it. ADAM Wow. That blew my mind. BARRY (annoyed) "What's the difterence?" Adam, how could you say that? One job torever7 That's an insane choice to have to make. ADAM Well, I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decsion in life. BARRY But Adam, how could they never have told us that? ADAM Bany, why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most pertectly functioning society on Earth. They walk by a newspaper stand with A SANDWICH BOARD READING: "Bee Goes Berserke Strngs Seven Then Self." ANGLE ON. A BEE filling his car's gas tank from a honey pump. He fills his car some, then takes a swig for lumself. NEWSPAPER BEE (to the bee guzzling gas) Hey! Bary and Adam begin to cross the street. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 10. BARRY Yeah but Adam, did you ever think that maybe things work a little too well around here? They stop in the middle of the street. The traffic moves perfectfy around them. ADAM Like what? Grve me one example. BARRY (thinks)-J don't know. But you lnow wehat I'm talking about. They wallk off. SEQ. 400 - "MEET THE JOCKS" SFX: The SOUND of Pollen Jocks. PAN DOWN trom the Honex statue. J-GATE ANNOUNCER Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Royal Nectar Force on approach. BARRY Wait a second. Check it out Hey, hey, those are Pollen jocks. ADAM Wow. FOUR PATROL BEES FLY n through the bive's giant Gothic entrance. The Patrol Bees are wearing fighter pilot helmets with blacke visors. ADAM (CONT'D) I've never seen them thus close. BARRY They know what it's like to go outside the hive. ADAM Yeah, but some of them don't come back "Bee Movie- JSs REVISIONS 8/13/07 11. The nectar from the pollen jocks is removed from their backpachs, and loaded into trucks on their way to Honex. A SMALL CROWD forms around the Patrol Bees: Each one has a PIT CREW that takes their nectar. Lou Loduca huries a prt crew along: LOU LODUCA You guys did great! You're monsters. You're sky freaks! I Tove it! I love it! SCHOOL GIRLS are jumping up and down and squealing ne arty. BARRY I wonder where those guys have just been? ADAM I don't lonoVe. BARRY Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying wwho lnovs-whete, doing who-fenows what. ADAM You can t just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock. You bhave to be bred for that. BARRY Right. Pollen Jocks cross in close proximity to Barry and A dam. Some pollen falls off, onto Bany and Adam. BARRY (CONT'D) Loolt at that. That's more pollen than you and I will ever see in a lifetime. ADAM (playng with thbe pollen) It's just a status symbol. I think bees make too big a deal out of it. BARRY Pertaps, unless you're wearing it, and the ladies see you wearing it. ANGLE ON: Two girl bees. " Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 12. ADAM Those lades? Aren't they our cousins too BARRY Distant, distant. ANGLE ON: TWO POLLEN JOCKS. JACKSON Look at these two. SPLITZ Couple of Hive Harrys. JACKSON Let's have some fun with them. The pollen jocks approach. Bany and Adam continue to talk to the girls. GIRL1 It must be so dangerous beng a pollen jock. BARRY Oh yeah, one time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom. He had one paw on my throat, and with the other he was slapping me back and forth across the face, GIRL 1 Oh my. BARRY I never thought l'd knock him out. GIRL 2 (to Adam) And what veere you doing dunng all of this? ADAM Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities. The girl swipes some pollen oft of Adam with a finger. BARRY (re: pollen) I can autograph that if you want. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 13. JACKSON Little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comades? BARRY Yeah. Gusty. BUZZ You lenow, we're going to hit a sunfloveer patch about six miles from here tomorrow. BARRY Six miles, huh? ADAM (wehispernng) Barry. BUZZ It's a puddle jump for us But maybe you're not up for it. BARRY Maybe I am. ADAM (whispeng louder) You are not! BUZZ We're going. oh-nine hundred at JGate. ADAM (re:j-gate) Whoa. BUZZ (leaning in on top of Banry) What do you think, Buzzy Boy? Are you bee enought BARRY I might be. It all depends on what oh-nine hundred means. CUT TO: SEQ. 450 on the balcony alone, looling out over the city. Martin Benson ENTERS, sneaks up behind Barry and gooses him in his ribs. MARTIN BENSON Honex! BARRY Oh, Daud. You surprised me. MARTIN BENSON (laughing) Have you decided what you're interested in, Son? BARRY Well, there's a lot of choices. MARTIN BENSON But you only get one. Martin LAUGHS. BARRY Dad do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? MARTIN BENSON Son, let me tell you sonething about stirmng. (making the stirming motion) You grab that stick and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself nto a rhythm, it's a beautiful thing. BARRY You knoww dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. MARTIN BENSON And you were thinking US REVISIONS 8/13/07 7. TRUDY (CONTD)5oothing, sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow, you all lenow as. EVERYONE ON THE TRAM (in unison) H-o-n-e-y. Trudy flips the flask into the crowd. and laughs as they all scramble for it. ANGLE ON: A GIRL BEE catching the honey. ADAM (sotto) That girl was tiot. BARRY (sotto) She's my cousin. ADAM She JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 9. The tram drops dov a log-flume THE BALCONY "Bee Movie"- IS REVISIONS 8/13/07 14. INT. BENSON HOUSE BALCONY - LA TER Barry is standing To honey! "Bee Movie" iS REVISIONS 8/13/07 16. BARRY Shack up with a grasshopper, get a gold tootlh, and start calling everybody "Dawg." CUT TO: SEQ. 760 - "JOB PLACEMENT" EXT. HONEX LOBBY - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: A BEE BUS STOP. One group of bees stands on the pavement, as another group hovers above thenm. A doubledecker bus pulls up. The hovering bees get on the top level, and the standing bees get on the bottom. Barry and Adam pull up outside of Honex. ADAM I can't believe we 're starting work today. BARRY Today's the day. Adam jumps out of the car. ADAM (0 9 Come on. All the good jobs will be gone. BARRY Veah, night. ANGLE ON: A BOARD READING "JOB PLA CEMENT BOARD. Buzzwell, the Bee Processor, 15 at the counter Another BEE APPLICANT, SANDY SHRIMPKIN is EXITING. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Is it still avatlable? BUZZWELL Hang on. (he looles at changing num bers on the board) Two left. And..one of them's yours. Congratulations Son, step to the side please. "Bee Movie" Inspector No. 7, Chef, Lot Coordinator, Stripe Supervisor, Antennae-ball polisher, Mite Wrangler, Swatting Counselor, Wax Monkey. Wing Brusher, Hive Keeper, Restroom Attendant. ADAM (to Barry) You want to go first? BARRY No, you go. ADAM Ob my, What's available? BUZZWELL Restroom attendant is always open, and not for the reason you think ADAM Any chance of getting on to the Krelman, Sir? BUZZWELL Sure, you're on. "Bee Movie- IS REVISIONS 8/13/07 18. He plops the KRELMAN HAT oto Adam's head. ANGLE ON: The job board THE COLUMNS READ: "OCCUPATION "POSITIONS AVAILABLE", and "STATUS. The middle column has numbers, and the nght column has job openings flipping betvween "open". " pending", and"closed. BUZZWELL (CONT'D) Ol, I'm sorry. The Rrelman just closed out. ADAM Oh! He takes the hat off Adam. BUZZWELL Wax Monkey's always open. The Krelman goes from "Closed" to "Open". BUZZWELL (CONT'D) And the Krelman just opened up again. ADAM What happened? BUZWELL Well, whenever a bee dies, that's an opening (pointing at the board) See that? He's dead, dead, another dead one, de ady, deadified, two more dead. Dead from the neck up, dead from the necit down. But, that's life. ANGLE ON: Barry's disturbed expression. ADAM (feeling pressure to decide) Oh, this is so hard. Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector no. 7, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, antenna-ball polisber, nite wrangler- Bany. Barry, what do you think I should- Barry? Barry? "Bee Movie (V.0) You're cra-- Barry HANGS OR. ANGLE ON: Lou Loduca, LOU LODUCA If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean Deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. BARRY (fimidly) Hey guys. BUZZ Well, look at that. SPLITZ Isn't that the leid we saw yesterday? LOU LODUCA (to Barry) Hold it son flight deck's restricted. JACKSON It's okay Lou, we're going to take him up. Sptitz and Jackson CHUCKLE. LOU LODUCA Really? Feeling lucky, are ya? A YOUNGER SMALLER BEE THAN BARRY. CHET, runs up with a release warver for Bary to sign. CHET Sign here. Here. Just initial that. Thank you. LOU LODUCA Okay, you got a rain advisory today and as you all know, bees cannot fly n rain. So be careful. As always. (reading off clipboard) watch your brooms. hockey sticks, dogs, birds. bears, and bats. "Bee Movie" FLIPS their goggles down. Pit crew bees CRANK their wings, and remove the starting blocks. We hear loud HUMMING. "Bee Movie"- S REVISIONS 8/13/07 22. LOU LODUCA (CONT D) LOU LODUCA (CONT'D) Pound those petunia's, you striped stem suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! A FLIGHT DECK GUY in deep crouch hand-signats them out the archway as the backwash from the bee wings FLUTTERS lus jump suit. Barry follows everyone. SEQ. 800 - "FLYING WITH THE JOCKS" The bees climb above tree tops in formation. Barry is euphoric. BARRY Whoaf I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. Ha ha ha! (a beat) I feel so fast.and free. (re: kites in the sky) Box kute! Wow! They fly by several bicyclists, and approach a patch of flovers. BARRY (CONT'D) Flowers! SPLITZ This is blue leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around thirty degrees and hold. BARRY (sotto) Roses. JACKSON Thirty degrees, roger, bringing it around. Many pollen jocks break off from the maim group. They use ther equipment to collect nectar from flowers. Barry flies down to watch the jocks collect the nectar. JOCK Stand to the side kid, it's got a bit of a kick. The jock fires the gun, and recoils. Bany watches the gun fill up with nectar. "Bee Movie" pinch on that one.see that? It's a little bit of magic, ain't it? The FLOWERS PERK UP as be pollinates. BARRY Wow. That's amazing Wilhy do we do that? JOCK .that's pollen power, Kid. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar. more honey for us- BARRY Cool. The Jock WINKS at Bany. Barry rejoins tihe other jocks in the sky. They swooop in over a pond, kissing the surface. We see ther image reflected in the water: they re really moving. They fly over a fountain. BUZZ I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, could be daisies- Don't we need those? SPLITZ Copy that visual. VWe see what appeat to be yellow flowers on a green field "Bee Movie" again Are you reporting a moving flower? BUZZ Affirmative. SEQ. 900"TENNIS GAME The pollen jocks tand. It is a tennis court with dozens of temis balls. A COUPLE, VANESSA and KEN, plays tennis. The bees tand right in the midst of a group of balls. KEN (0.C) That was on the fine! The other bees start walking around amongst the ummense, yellow globes. SPUTZ Tius is the coolest. Whatis it? They stop ata BALL on a white line and look up at it JACKSON I don't losow, but I'm loving this color. SPUTZ (smeling tennis ball) Smells good. Not like a flower. But I like it. JACKSON Yeah, fuzzy. BUZZ Chemical-y. JACKSON Careful, guys, it's a little grabby. Bany LANDS on a ball and COLLAPSES. "Bee Movie JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 17. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Yeah! ADAM (to Sandy, leaving) What did you get? SANDY SHRIMPKIN Picking the crud out. Tliat is stellar! ADAM Wow. BUZZWELL (to Adam and Bany) Couple of newbies? ADAM Yes Sir. Our first day. We are ready. BUZZWELL Well, step up and make your choice. ANGLE ON: A CHART listing tihe different sectors of Honex. Heating, Cooling. Viscosity, Krelman, Pollen Counting, Stunt Bee, Pouring, Stirrer, Humming, Regurgitating, Front Desk, Hair Removal US REVISIONS 8/1/07 19. Barry is gone. CUT TO SEQ. 775 LOU LODUCA SPEECH" EXT. J-GATE - SAME TIME Splitz, Jackson, Buzz, Lou and two other BEES are gong through final pre-flight checks. Barry ENTERS. LOU LODUCA Alnght, we've got the sunfloveer patch in quadrant nine. Geranium window box on Sutton Place Barry's antennae nngs, like a phone. ADAM (V.0) What happened to you? Where are you? Barry whaspers throughout. BARRY l'm going out. ADAM (V.0) Out? Out where? BARRY Out there. ADAM (V.0) (putting it together) Oh no. BARRY I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. ADAM (V.O) You're going to die! You're crazy! Hello? BARRY Oh, another call coming in. "Bee Movie US REVISIONS 8/13/07 21. Also I got a couple reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it just babbling like a cicada. BARRY That's awful. LOU LODUCA And a reminder for all you rookses, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans. Alright, launch positions! The Jocks get into formation, chanting as they move. LOU LODUCA (CONT'D) Black and Yellow! JOCKS Hello! SPITZ (to Barry) Are you ready for thus, hot shot? BARRY Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Barry NODS, temified. BUZZ Windt - CHECK! JOCK #1 Antennae! - CHECK! JOCK #2 Nectar pack! - CHECK! JACKSON Wings!- CHECK! SPLITZ Stinger! - CHECK! BARRY Scared out of my shorts - CHECK LOU LODUCA Okay ladies, let's move it out Everyone IS REVISIONS 8/13/07 23. BARRY Ob, that is one Nectar Collector. JOCK Y ou ever see pollination up close? BARRY No, Sir. He takes ott, and the excess pollen dust falls causing the flowers to come back to lite. JOCK (as he pollmates) I pick some pollen up over here, sprinkle it over here, maybe a dash over there. JS REVISIONS 8/13/07.24. They go into a deep bank and drve. BUZZ Hold on, one of these flowers seems to be on the move. SPLITZ Say Comng in at you like a missile! Ken HITS the ball back. Bary feels the g-forces. ANGLE ON: The Pollen Jocks watching Barry pass by them in SLOW MOTION. "Bee Movie" JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 26. BARRY (in slow motion) Help me! JACKSON You know, I don't think these are flowers. SPLITZ Should vee tell him? JACKSON JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 27. BARRY Yowser!!! SEQ 1000 I think be knows. BARRY (O 5) What is thisH Vanessa HITS a high arcng lob. Ken waits, poised for the retum. We see Barry having trouble maneuvering the ball from tatigue, KEN (overty confident) Match point ANGLE ON: Ken runnng up. He has a loller look in his eyes. He's goung to hit the ultimate overhead smash. KEN (CONT'D) You can just start packing up Honey, because I believe you're about to eat it! ANGLE ON: Pollen Jocks. JACKSON SUV The ball flies through the air, and lands in the middle of the street. It bounces into the street again, and sticks in the gnille of an SUV. INT. CAR ENGINE CONTINUOUS BARRY'S POV: the gille of the SUV suckes him up. He tumbles through a black tunnel, whirting vanes, and pistons. BARRY AHHHHHHHHHHH!! OHHHH! EECHHH! AHHHHHH! Barry gets chilled by the A/C system, and sees a frozen grasshopper. BARRY (CONTD) (re JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 28. FA THER I'm driving! Barry flies by the little girl in her CAR SEAT. She waves hello. LITTLE GIRL Hi, bee. SON He's back here! He's going to sting me! The car SWERVES around the road. Barry flies into the back, where the slobbery dog JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 29. EXT. CITY STREET - CONTINUOUS BARRY Wow. The tension level out bere is unbelievable. I've got to get home. As Barry flies down the street, it grasshopper) Eww. gross. CUT TO: INT CAR - CONTINUOUS The cat is packed with a typical suburban fanuily: MOTHER, FATHER, eight year old BOY, LITTLE GIRL in a car seat and a GRANDMOTHER. A big stobbery DOG is behnd a grate. Barry pops into the passenger compartment, hitting the Mother's magazine. MO THER There's a bee in the car! They all notice the bee and start SCREAMING. BARRY Aaahhlh! Barry tumbles around the car. We see the faces from his POV. MOTHER Do sonetiing "Bee Movie" SNAPS at him. Barry deftly avoids the jaws nd gross, flymg SPITTLE. MOTHER Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! Everyone in the car freezes. Barry freezes. They stare at each other, eyes going back and forth, waiting to see who will make the first move. Bany blinks. GRANNY He blinked! Granny pulis out a can of HAIR SPRAY. SON Spray him, Granny! Granny sprays the hair spray everywhere. FATHER What are you doing? GRANNY It's hair spray! Extra hold! MOTHER Kill it! Bany gets sprayed back by the hair spray, then sucked out of tihe sunroof. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" of himself, and a resume in the middlle, ANGLE ON: Bany liiding behind the curtains, as Ken CLOSES THE WINDOW. "Bee Movie"- J5 REVISIONS 8/13/07 30. BARRY Oh no, more humans. I don't need this. Barry HOVERS up into the air andTHROWS himself into the glass. BARRY (CONT'D) (dazed) Ow! What was that? He does it again, and then multiple more times. BARRY (CONTD) Maybe this timethis time, this time, this time, this time, this tiine, this time, this time. Barry JUMPS onto the drapes. BARRY (CONT'D) (out of breath) Drapes! (then, re: glass) That is diabolical. KEN It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top ten favorite movies. ANDY What's your mumber one? Star Wars? KEN Ah. I don't go for that, (makes Star WaIS noises), kind of stuff. ANGLE ON: Barry. BARRY No wonder we re not supposed to talk to them They're out of their minds. KEN When I walk out of a job interview they re ffabbergasted. They can't believe the things Isay. Bany loolcs around and sees the LIGHT BULB FIXTURE u the middle of the ceiling. "Bee Movie- J5 REVISIONS 8/13/07 31. BARRY (re: light bulb) Oh, there's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. Bany takes off and heads straight for the light bulb. His POV: The seventy-five watt label grows as he gets closer. BARRY (CONT'D) I don't remember the sun having a big seventy five on it. Bary HITS IS REVISIONS 8/13/07 32. VANESSA Why does his life have any less value than yours? She takes a GLASS TUMBLER and places it over Barry. KEN Why does his fife have Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 33. EXT. WINDOWSILL- CONTINUOUS Barry stares over the window frame. He can't believe what's just happened. It is still RAINING. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1200 - "BARRY SPEAKS" EXT WINDOW SILL - LATER Barry is still staring through the window. Inside, everyone's saying ther good-byes. KEN Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? VANESSA Uh, yeah sure Ken You know, whatever. KEN You can put carob chips on there. VANESSA Good night. KEN (as he exits) Supposed to be less calories, or something. VA NESSA Bye. She shuts the door. Vanessa starts cleaning up. BARRY I've got to say something. She saved my life. I've got to say sontething. Alight, here it goes. Barry flies in. "Bee Movie APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Barry hides himseft on different PRODUCTS placed along VANESSA You're talking. BARRY Ves, I know. I know. VANESSA You're talking. BARRY I know, I'm sony. I'm so sorry. VANESSA It's okay. It's fine: It's just. I know l'm dreaming, but I don't recall going to bed "Bee Movie"- 5 REVISIONS B/13/07 35. BARRY Well, you lenow I'm sure this is very disconcerting. VANESSA Well yeah. I mean this is a bit of a surprse to me. Imeanyou're a bee. BARRY Yealh, Iam a bee, and you know I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to leill me and if it wasnt for you.Imean, Ihad to thank you. It's just the way 1 was raised. Vanessa intentionally JABS her hand with a FORK. VANESSA Ow! BARRY That was a little weird. VANESSA: (to herself) I'm talking to a bee. BARRY Yeah. VANESSA I'om talking to a bee. BARRY Anyway.. VANESSA And a bee is tallang to me. BARRY I just want you fo kmow that l'm grateful, and l'm going to leave now. VANESSA Wait, wait, wait, wait, hov did you learn to do that? BARRY What? "Bee Movie" BARRY Really? VANESSA It's just coffee. BARRY I hate to impose. "Bee Movie - J5 REVISIONS 8/13/07 37. VANESSA Don't be ridiculous. BARRY Actually, I would fove a cup. VANESSA Hey, you want a little um cake? BARRY I really shouldn't VANESSA Have a little um cake. BARRY No, no, no. I can't. VANESSA Oh, come on. BARRY You lenow, I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms here. VANESSA Where? BARRY Well. These stripes don't help. VANESSA You look great. BARRY I don't lemow if you know anything about fashion. Vanessa starts POURING the coffee through an imaginary cup and directly onto the floor. BARRY (CONTD) Are you alright? VANESSA No. DISSOLVE TO SEQ 1300 - "ROOFTOP COFFEE "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 38. EXT. VANESSA'S ROOF - LATER Bary and Vanessa are drinking coffee on het roof terrace. He is perched on her keychain BARRY .He can' t get a taxi. Hes maling the tie in the cab, as they're ffying up Madison. So he finally gets there. VANESSA Uh buh? BARRY He runs up the steps into the church, the wedding is on VANESSA Yeals? BARRYand he says, watermelon? i thought you said Guatemalan. VANESSA Uh buh? BARRY Why would I marry a watermelon? Bary laughs. Vanessa doesn't VANESSA Oh! is that, uh, a bee joke? BARRY Yeah, that's the lend of stuff that we do. VANESSA Yeals, diffetent A BEAT. VANESSA (CONT'D) So anywaywhat are you going to do, Barry? "Bee Movie" for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. VANESSA I fnow bow you feel. BARRY You do? VANESSA Sure, my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. BARRY Really? VANESSA My only interest is flowers. BARRY Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. VANESSA Oh, BARRY Anyway, see there's my hive, nght there. You can see it. VANESSA Oh, you're in Sheep Meadowe. BARRY (excited) Yes! You know the turtle pond? VANESSA Yes? BARRY IF'm right off of that. VANESSA Oh, no way. I lenow that area. Do you lnow I lost a toe-ring there once? BARRY Really? "Bee Movie JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 40. VANESSA Yes. BARRY Why do girls put rings on their toes? VANESSA Why not? BARRY I don't lnow. It's like IS REVISIONS 8/13/07 36. VANESSA The taliang thing. BARRY Same way you did, I guess. Mama, Dada, honey, you pick it up. VANESSA That's very tunny. BARRY Yeah. Bees are funny. It we didn't laugh, we'd cry. With what we have to deal with. Vanessa LAUGHS. BARRY (CONT'D) Anyway. VANES5SA Can L uh, get you something? BARRY Like what? VANESSA I don't lmow. I mean, I don't lnow. Coftee7 BARRY Well, uh, I don't want to put you out. VANESSA It's no trouble. BARRY Unless you're making anyway. VANESSA Oh, it takes twwo minutes JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 39. BARRY About work? I don't know. I want to do my part JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 41. BARRY (a little dreamy) Oh, thanks. VANESSA Yeah. There is an awlward pause. JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 42. LAB COAT BEE 1 This can't possibly work. LAB you're back, you can picik out your job, and everything can be normal. "Bee Mouie" Movie" BARRY It's bread. ADAM Come in here! BARRY and cinnamon, ADAM Be quiet BARRY and frostingthey heat it up- ADAM Sit down! INT. ADAM'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS BARRY Really hot! ADAM Listen to me! We are not them. We're us. There's us and there's them BARRY Yes. but who can deny the heart that is yearming Barry rolls his chan dovm the corridor. ADAM There's no yearming. Stop yearning. Listen to me. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. ANOTHER BEE JOINS IN. ANOTHER BEE Thinking bee. WIDER SHOT AS A 3RD BEE ENTERS, popping up over tlhe cubicle wall. 3RD BEE Thinking bee. EVEN WIDER SHOT AS ALL THE BEES JOIN IN "Bee Movie" - 1S REVISIONS 8/13/07 46. OTHER BEES Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee. CUT TO: "POOLSIDE NAGGING" EXT. BACKYARD PARENT'S HOUSE- DAY Barry sits on a RAFT in a hexagon honey pool, legs dangling into the water. Janet Benson and Martin Benson stand over hun wearing big, sixties sunglasses and cabana-type outfits. The sun stines bightly behund their heads. JANET BENSON (0.C) There he is. He's in the pool. MARTIN BENSON You know what your problem is, Bany? BARRY I've got to start thinkeing bee? MARTIN BENSON Barry, how much longer is this going to go on? It's been three days. I don't understand why you're not wortung. BARRY Well, I've got a lot of big life decisions l'm thinking about. MARTIN BENSON What life? You have no life! You have no job! You're barely a bee! Barny throves lus hands in the air. BARRY Augh IS REVISIONS 8/13/07 47. JANET BENSON (CONT'D) (muffled) Barry, come out from under there. Your Father's talking to you Martin, would you talk to him? MARTIN BENSON Barry. I'm talking to you. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. PICNIC AREA - DAY MUSIC: "Sugar Sugar" by the Archies. Bay and Vanessa are having a picnic. A MOSQUITO lands on Vanessa's leg. She SWATS it violently. Barry's head whips around, aghast. They stare at each other awewardly in a frozen moment, then BURST INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER. Vanessa GETS UP. VANESSA You coming? BARRY Got 15 REVISIONS 8/13/07 48, BARRY (yelling, anguished) Vanessa! EXT. BARRY'S PARENTS HOUSE - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON Barry's face bursting through the surface of the pool, GASPING for ar, eyes opening in horror. MARTIN BENSON We're still here, Barry. JANET BENSON I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond when you "STREETWALK/SUPERMARKET EXT. VANESSA'S FLORIST SHOP - DAY Vanessa FLIPS the sign to say "Sory We Missed You", and locles the door. ANGLE ON: A POSTER on Vanessa's door for the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena. BARRY So they have a huge parade of just lowers every year in Pasadena? VANESSA Oh, to be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream. Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crourds cheering. BARRY Wow, a tournament. Do the roses actually compete in athletic events? VANESSA No. Alright, F've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? BARRY 'S exhausting. Whhy don't you run everywhere? VANESSA Hmmm. BARRY Isnt that faster? VANESSA Yeah, olkay. I see, I see. Alright, your turn. Bany and Vanessa wal/fly down a New York side street, no other pedestrians near them BARRY A! Tivo. You can just freeze live TVI That's insane. "Bee Movie" - I5 REVISIONS 8/13/07 50. VANESSA What, you don't have anything fike that? BARRY We have SEQ. 1500 JANET BENSON Would it kill you to just malke a little honey? Barry ROLLS off the raft and SINKS to the bottom of the pool. We bear his parents MUFFLED VOICES from above the surface. "Bee Movie" a he JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 49. SEQ 1700 Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a hormble, hormble disease VANESSA Oh my. They turn the corner onto a busiet avenue and people start to swat at Barry. MAN Dumb bees! VANESSA You must just want to sting all those jertes. BARRY We really try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. VANESSA So you really have to watch your temper? They ENTER a SUPERMARKET. CUT TO: INT. SUPERMARKET BARRY Oh yeah, very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walic write an angry letter and throw it out You worke through it like any emotion- anger. jealousy. (under his breath) lust. Barry hops on top of some cardboard boxes in the middle of an aisle. A stock boy, HECTOR, whacks him with rolled up magazise. VANESSA (to Barry) Oh my goodness. Are you oltay? "Bee Movie"- JS VANESSA Is he that actor? "Bee Movie" all of this! He RIPS the label off the Ray Liotta Pivate Select CUT TO: "Bee Movie" JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 53. SEQ. 1800 honey out, with no one around. A BEAT. Hector pretends to exit. He takes a couple of steps in place. ANGLE ON: The honey jar. Barry steps out into a moody spotlight. BARRY You're busted, box boy! HECTOR Ah ha! I lnew I heard something. So, you can tallk. Barry fbes up, stinger out, pushing Hector up against the wal. As Hector backs up. he drops his lenife. BARRY ON, I can talk. And now you're going to start talling. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 54: Where are you getting all the swweet stuff? Who's your suppier?! HECTOR I don't lnow what you're talking about. I thought we were all friends. The tast thing we want to do is upset any of you. bees! Hector grabs a PUSHPIN. Barry fences with his stinger. HECTOR (CONT'D) You're too late. It's ours now! BARRY You, sir, have crossed the wrong syord. HECTOR You, sir, are about to be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Barry and Hector get into a cross-swords, nose to-nose confrontation: BARRY Where is the honey coming from? Barry knocks the puslipin out of lus hand. Barry puts his stinger up to Hector's nose. BARRY (CONT'D) Tell me where HECTOR (pontng to a truck) Honey Farms. It comes from Honey Farmis. ANGLE ON: A Honey Farms truck leaving the parkung lot. Barry tums, takes oft after the truck through an alley. He follows the truck out onto a busy street, dodging a bus, and several cabs. CABBIE Crazy person! He flies through a metal pipe on the top of a trucke. BARRY O0OHHH! "Bee Movie" - J5 REVISIONS 8/13/07 55. BARRY (CONT'D) Barry grabs onto a bicycle messenger's backpack. The honey farms truck starts to pull away. Barry uses the bungee cord to slingshot himselt towards the truck. He lands on the windshield, where the wind plasters him to the glass. He loolks up to find himself surrounded by what appear to be DEAD BUGS. He clinbs across, worikng his way around the bodies. BARRY (CONT D) Oh my. What horible thing has happened here? Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere. A MOSQUITO opens his eyes. M0OSEBLOOD Pssst! Just keep still. BARRY What? You're not de ad? MOOSEBLOOD Do I look dead? Hey man, they will wipe anything that moves. Now. where are you headed? BARRY To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. MOOSEBLOOD I'm 15 REVISIONS 8/13/07 56. M0OSEBLOOD Uh ol. BARRY What is that? MOOSEBLOOD Oh no! It's a wiper, triple blade! BARRY Triple blade? MOOSEBLOOD Jump on. It's your only chance, bee. They hang on as tfie wiper goes back and forth. MOOSEBLOOD (CONTD) (yelling to the truck driver through the glass) Why does everything have to be so dog-gone clean How much do you people need to see? Open your eyes! Stick your head out the windoust CUT TO: INT. TRUCK CAB SFX: Radio. RADI0 VOKE For NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell. IS REVISIONS 8/13/07 57. Barry slides tovard the end of the wiper, is thrown off, but he grabs the AERIAL and hangs on for dear life. Bany looks across and sees a CRICKET on another velicle in the exact same predicament. They look at each other and SCREAM in unison. BARRY AND CRICKET Aaaaaaaaaah ANOTHER BUG grabs onto the aerial, and screams as well. INT. TRUCK CAB - SAME TIME DRIVER You hear something? TRUCKER PASSENGER Like what? DRIVER Lilte tiny screaming. TRUCKER PASSENGER Tura off the radio, The driver reaches down and PRESSES a button. IS REVISIONS 8/13/07 56. INT. TRUCK HORN - LA TER BARRY and it was just an endless row of honey jars as far as the eye could see. MOOSEBLOOD Wow. BARRY So I'm just assuming wherever this honey truck goes, that's where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours! MOOSEBLOOD Bees hang tight. BARRY Well, we're all jammed in there. It's a close community. MOOSEBLOOD Not us, man We're on our own. Every mosqurto is on his JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 59. Mooseblood EXITS the horm, and jumps onto the blood tmobile. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Hey guys. I knew l'd catch you all down here. Did you bring your crazy straws? CUT TO: SEQ. 1900 - "THE APIARY" EXT. APIARY - LATER Barry sees a SIGN, "Honey Farms" The truck comes to a stop. SFX: The Honey farms truck blares its horn. Barry flies out, lands on the hood. ANGLE ON: Two BEEKEEPERS, FREDDY and ELMO, vallking around to the back of the gift shop. Bany follows them, and lands in a nearby tree FREDDYthen we throw it in some jars, stap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. BARRY Whatis this place? ELMO Bees got a brain the size of a pinhead. FREDDY They are pinheads. The both LAUGH. ANGLE ON: Barry REACTING. They amive at the back of the shop where one of them opens a SMOKER BOX. FREDDY (CONT'D) Hey, check out the new smoker. "Bee Movie" JS REVISIONS B/13/07 60. ELMO Oh, Sweet That's the one you want. FREDDY The Thomas 3000. BARRY Smoker? FREDDY 90 puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar, They LAUGH again, nefariously. FREDDY (CONTD) Couple of breaths of this, and it knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. BARRY "They make the honey. and vee malke the money? Barry climbs onto the netting of Freddy's hat He climbs up to the brim and looks over the edge. He sees the apiary boxes as Freddy SMOKES them. BARRY (CONT'D) Oh my. As Freddy tums around, Barry junps into an open apiary box, and into an apartment. HOWARD and FRAN are just coming to from the smoking. BARRY (CONTD) What's going on? Are you oltay? HOWARD Yeah, it doesn't last too long. HE COUGHS a few times. BARRY How did you two get US REVISIONS 8/13/07 61. Our queen was moved here, vee lad no choice. BARRY (looking at a picture on the wall) Thes is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes. That's a dragqueen The other wall opens. Barry sees the hundreds of apary boxes. BARRY (CONT'D) What is this? Barry pulls out his camera, and starts snapping. BARRY (CONT D) Oh no. There's hundreds of them. (V.O, as Barny takes pictures) Bee honey, our honey, 15 being brazenly stolen on a massive scale. CUT TO: SEQ. 2100 - "BARRY TELLS FAMILY INT. BARRY'S PARENTS HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - LATER Barry has assembled his parents, Adam, and Uncle Cart. BARRY This is worse than anything the bears have done to us. And I intend to do something about it. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, stop. MARTIN BENSON Who told you that humans are taking our honey? That's just a rumor. BARRY Do these look like sumors? Barry throws the PICTURES on the table. Uncle Cart, cleanng his głasses with his shirt tail, digs through a bowt of muts with his finger. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 62- HOWARD (CONT'D) UNCLE CARL That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. JANET BENSON Barry, how did you get mixed up in all thus? ADAM (jumping up) Because he's been tallking to hunans! JANET BENSON Whaaat? MARTIN BENSON Tallong to humans Oh Barry. ADAM He has a human girlfriend and they make out! JANET BENSON loveerng the aenal. EXT. TRUCK WINDSHIELD - SAME TIME Barry and the other bug do a "choose up" to the bottom, Bany wins. BARRY Alal Then he finally has to let go and gets thrown into the truck horn atop cab. Mooseblood is inside, MOOSEBLOOD Hey, what's up bee boy? BARRY Hey. Blood' DISSOLVE TO: "Bee Movie" own. BARRY But what it you get in trouble? MOOSEBLOOD Trouble? You're a mosquito. You're in trouble! Nobody likes us. They're just all smacking. People see a mosquito, smack, smack! BARRY At least you're out in the world. You must meet a lot of girls. MOOSEBLOOD Mosquito girls try to trade up; get with a moth, dragonfly.mosquito don't want no mosquito. A BLOOD MOBILE ppulls up alongside. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Wlioa, you have got to be kidding me. Mooseblood's about to leave the building. So long bee. "Bee Movie flee in panic. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) Hive at Five, the hive's only full hour action news source. SHOTS of NEWSCASTERS flash up on screen. BOB BUMBLE (V.0.) (CONT'D) With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. BOB has a big shock of anchorman hair, gray temples and overly white teeth. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) (CONT'D)weather with Storm Stinger, sports with Buzz Larvi, and Jeanette Chung. JEANETTE 15 an Asian bee. BOB BUMBLE (CONT'D) Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. JEANETTE CHUNG And I'm Jeanette Chung. BOB BUMBLE Our top story, a tri-county bee, Bany Benson. INSERT: Bany's gra duation picture. BOB BUMBLE (CONT'D) as sayıng he intends to sue the human tace for stealing our honey, packaging it, and profitmg from it illegally. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 65. INT. BEENN STUDIO- BEE LARRY KING LIVE BEE LARRY KING, wearing suspenders and glasses, IS interviewing Barny. A LOWER-THIRD CHYRON reads: "Bee Lany King Live" BEE LARRY KING Don't forget, tomorrovw night on Bee Larry King, we are going to have three former Queens all right here in our studio discussing their new book, "Classy Ladies." out this week on Hexagon. (to Barny) Tonight, we're tallking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, I'm just a kid from the hive, I can't do this? BARRY Lany, bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean what about Bee-Columbus? Bee-Glandi? Be-geesust BEE LARRY KING Well, where I'm from you wouldn't think of suing humans. We were thinking more like stick ball, candy stores. BARRY JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 66. BARRY No, I mean he looks like you. And he has a show with suspenders and different colored dots belund lim. BEE LARRY KING Next week on Bee Lany King. BARRY Old guy glasses, and there's quotes along the bottom fromm the guest you're watchung even though you just heard them BEE LARRY KING Bear week next week! They re scary, they're hany, and they're here Ive. Bee Larry King EXITS. BARRY Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes. (ights go out) Very lewish. CUT TO: SEQ. 2400 -"FLOWER SHOP INT. VANESSA'S FLOWER SHOP - NIGHT Stacks of law booles are piled up, legal forms, etc. Vanessa is talking with Ken in the other room. KEN Look, in tennis, you attack at the point of weakness. VANESSA But it was my grandmothet, Ken She's 81. KEN Honey, her backhand's a joke. I'm not going to talke advantage of that? "Bee Movie"- J5 REVISIONS 8/13/07 67. BARRY (O.C) Quiet please. Actual work going on here. KEN s that that same bee? BARRY (0.) Yes it is. VANESSA I'm helping him sue the Iuman race. KEN Whhat? Barry ENTERS. BARRY Oh, bello. KEN Hello Bee. Barry flies over to Vanessa: VANESSA This is Ken. BARRY Yeah, I J5 REVISIONS 8/13/07 68. Vanessa ENTERS the back room carrying coffee. VANESSA Oh you poor thing. you two have been at thus for hours. BARRY Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. ANGLE ON: A EMPTY CINNABON BOX with Adam asleep inside, covered in frosting. VANESSA How many sugars? BARRY Just one. I try not to use the competition. So, why are you helping me, anyway? VANESSA Bees have good JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 69. VANESSA Bees must hate those fake plastic things. BARRY There's nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. VANESSA (holding up the lawsuit documents) Well, maybe this can make up for it a fittle bit. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA'S FLORIST SHOP They EXIT the store, and cross to the mailbox. VANESSA You funow Barry, tihis lawsuit is a pretty beg deal. BARRY I guess. VANESSA Are you sure that you want to go through with it? BARRY Am l sure? (kicking the envelope into the mailbox) When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say. "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty. CUT TO: SEQ. 2700 - "MEET MONTGOMERY" EXT. MANHATTAN COURTHOUSE - DAY P.0.V SHOT - A camera feed turns on, tevealing a newsperson. "Bee Movie IS REVISIONS 8/13/07 70. PRESS PERSON #2 (talking to camera) Sarah, it's an incredible scene here in downtowm Manhattan where all eyes and eaTs of the world are aniously warting, because for the first time in history, we re going to hear for ourselves if a honey bee can actually speak. ANGLE ON: Barry. Vanessa, and remember you. Timbertand size 10 1/2, Vibram sole I belkeve. KEN Why does he talk again, Hun? VANESSA (to Ken, sensing the tension) Listen, you'd better go because we're really busy working. KEN But it's our yogurt night. VANESSA (pushing him out the door) Oh. bye bye. She CLOSES the door. KEN Why is yogurt night so drfficult? "Bee Movie" qualities BARRY (rowing on the sugar cube like a gondola) Si, Certo. VANESSA And it fels good to talte my mind off the shop. I don't lenow why, instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. BARRY Yeah, those are great.if you're 3. VANESSA And artificial flowers. BARRY (re: plastic flowers) Oh, they just get me psychotic! VANESSA Yeah, me too. BARRY The bent stingers, the pointless pollination. "Bee Movie" JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 72. Montgomery, the stenographer, and the jury lean in. CUT TO: EXT. COURTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS Tlie spectators outside freeze. The helicopters angle forward to listen closely. CUT TO: INT. COURTHOUSE BARRY Bzzz bzzz brzz. Ah, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Yes, your honor. We are ready to proceed. ANGLE ON: Courtroom hub-bub. JUDGE And Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Montgomery ises. MONTGOMERY (grunbles, clears his throat) Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. My grandmother was a sinple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine just an ordinary bee. And as a bee, honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it, vce make it and we protect it with our Irves, Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take whatever they want from us cause we're the little guys. And vwhat I'm hoping is that after this is all over, you'll see how by taking our honey, you're not only taking away everything wwe kave, but everything we are. ANGLE ON: Vanessa smiling. ANGLE ON: The BEE GALLERY wiping tears away. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE Barry's family is watching the case on TV. JANET BENSON Ob, I wish he would dress lifte that all the time. So nice. CUT TO: INT. COURTROOM - LATER JUDGE Call your frst witness. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" JS REVISIONS 8/13/07. 74. INT. COURTHOUSE - LATER BARRY So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms. Pretty big company you have there? MR. VANDERHAYDEN I suppose so, BARRY And I see you also own HoneyBurton, and Hon-Ron. MR. VANDERHAYDEN Yes. They provide beekeepers for our tamms. BARRY Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term, I have to say. I don't imagine you employ any bee free-ers, do you? MR. VANDERHAVDEN No. BARRY I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. MR. VANDERHAYDEN (louder) No. BARRY No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees And not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate mage for a jar of honey? MR. VANDERHAYDEN Well, they're very lovable creatures. Yogi-bear, Fozzy bear, Build-a-bear. BARRY Yeah, you mean like thus Vanessa and the SUPERINTENDANT from her building ENTER with a GIANT FEROCIOUS GRIZZLY BEAR. He las a neck collar and chains extending from erther sade, "Bee Moute" - 15 REVISIONS 8/13/07 75. By pulling the chains. they bring tiim directly in front of Vanderhayden. The bear LUNGES and ROARS. BARRY (CONT'D) Bears kill bees! How would you like his big hairy bead crashing into your living room? Biting into your couch, spitting out your throwpillows.rowr, rowr! The bear REACTS. BEAR Rowr!! BARRY Okay, that's enough. Take him away. Vanessa and the Superintendant pull tihe bear out of the courtroom. Vanderhayden TREMBLES. The judge GLARES at him. CUT TO: INT. COURTROOM- A LITTLE LATER Bany questions STING. BARRY So, Mr. Sting. Thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. I have to say. Where have I heard it before? STING I was with a band called "The Police". BARRY But you've never been a police officer of any kind, have you? STING No, I haven't "Bee Movie- JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 76. BARRY No, you haven't And so, here we have yet another eMample of bee culture beng casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance about stage name. STING Oh piease. BARRY Have you ever been stung. Mr. Sting? Because l'm feeling a little stung, Sting Or should I say. (looling in folder) Mr. Gordon M. Sunnert The jury GASPS. MONTGOMERY (to bis aides) That's not lis real name? You idrots! CUT TO: INT. COURTHOUSE- LATER BARRY Mr. Liotta, first may I offer my belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER. n 2005. LIOTTA Thank you. Thant you. Liotta LAUGHS MANIA CALLY. BARRY I also see from your resumme that you're devilishly handsome, but with a churning inner turmoil that's always ready to blow. LIOTTA I enijoy what I do. Is that a crime? "Bee Movie"- 15 REVISIONS B/13/07 77. BARRY Not yet it isn't But is thsis what it's come to for you, Mr. Liotta? Exploiting tiny helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part, and leam your lines, Sir? LIOTTA Watch it Benson, I could blow right now. BARRY This isn'ta goodfella. This is a badfella! LIOTTA (exploding. trying to simash Barry with the Emmy) Why doesn't someone just step on this little creep and we can all go home? You're all thinlcing it. Say it! JUDGE Ordert Order in this courtroom! A MONTAGE OF NEWSPAPER HEADLINES FOLLOWS: NEW YORK POST: "Bees to Humans: Buzz OH. NEW YORK TELEGRAM: "Sue Bee". DAILY VARIETY: "Studio Dumps Liotta Project. Slams Door on Unlawtul Entry 2" CUT TO: SEQ 3175- "CANDLELIGHT DINNER" INT. VANESSA'S APARTMENT Barry and Vanessa are having a candle light dinner. Visble belund Barry is a "LITTLE MISSY" SET BOX, with the flaps open. BARRY Well, I just think that was awtully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 78. VANESSA I'm telling you. I think the jury's on our side. BARRY Are we doing everything nght you know, legally? VANESSA I'nm a flonst. BARRY Right, reglit. Barry raises his glass. BARRY (CONTD) Well, bere's to a great team. VANESSA To a great team. They toast. Ken ENTERS KEN Well US REVISIONS 8/13/07 79. VANESSA Well, there's still a tittle lett. I could heat it up. KEN Yeah, heat it up. Sure, whatever. Vanessa EXITS. Ken and Barry look at each other as Barry eats. BARRY So, I hear you're quite a tenns player. I'm not much for the game myself. I find the ball a fittle grabby. KEN That's where l usually sit. Right there. VANESSA (0.C) Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that "eating with chopsticks isn't JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 80. VANESSA Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was alright. Ken luts his head on the table. BARRY I'm gong to go drain the old stinger. KEN Yealh, you do that Barry EXITS to the bathroom, grabbing a small piece of a VARIETY MAGAZINE on the way. BARRY Oh, look at that. Ken slams the IS REVISIONS 8/13/07 81. KEN It's funny. I just can't seem to recall that! Ken WHACKS at Barry with the magazine. He missés and KNOCKS EVERYTHING OFF THE VANITY. Ken grabs a can of AIR FRESHENER. KEN (CONT'D) I thunk something stinks in here. He sprays at Barry. BARRY I love the smell of flowers. KEN Veahl How do you like the smell of flames? Ken lights the stream. BARRY Not as much Barry flies in a circle. Ken tryng to stay with him, spins in place. ANGLE ON: Flames outside the bathroom door. Ken slips on the Italian Vogue, falls baciward into the shower, pulling down the shoveer curtain. The can hits him in the head, tollowed by the shower curtam rod, and the rubber duck. Ken reaches back, grabs the handheld shower head He whips around, looking for Barry. ANGLE ON: A WATERBUG near the dran WATERBU6 Waterbug. Not talung sides. Barry is on the toilet tank. He comes out from behind a shampoo bottle, vearing a chapstick cap as a right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we were to live in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson magines, just think of what it would mean. Maybe I would have to negotiate with the silk worm for the elastic in my bntches. Tallong bee, How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion picture capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beans, robotics, ventriloquism, clorung. for all we know he could be on steroids! Montgomery leers at Bany, who moves to the stand. "Bee Movie"- JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 73. JUD GE Mr. Benson? Barry makes his opening statement. BARRY Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, there's no trickery here. really a special skill. KEN (to Barry) You think I don't see wihat you're doing7 BARRY Hey look, I know how hard it is trying to find the rght job. We certamly have that in common. KEN Đo we? BARRY Well, bees have 100% employment, of course. But we do jobs like taking the crud out KEN That's just what I was thiniing about doing. Ken holds his table knife up. It slips out of his hand. He goes under the table to pick it up. "Bee Movie champagne down on the table. Ken closes his eyes and bunes his face in fus hands. He grabs a magazine on the way into the bathroom. SEQ. 2800 INT. COURTROOM- NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: Medium shot of Montgomery standing at his table. MONTGOMERY We would like to call ADAM STINGS MONTY Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Montgomery approaches the stand. MONTGOMERY (CONT'D) Mr. Benson Bee. I'l ask you what I think we'd all like to lenow. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? Montgomery points to Vanessa. BARRY We're friends. MONTGOMERY Good frnends? BARRY Yes. MONTGOMERY (softhy in Barry's face) How good? BARRY What? MONTGOMERY Do you live together? BARRY Wait a minute, this isn't about-- "Bee Movie" MONTGOMERY So those aren't even your teal parents' ANGLE ON: Barry's parents. MARTIN BENSON Oh, Barry. BARRY Yes they are! ADAM Hold me back! Vanessa holds him back vath a COFFEE STIRRER. Montgomery porsts to Bany's parents. MONTGOMERY You re an illegitimate bee, aren'tyou Benson? ADAM He's denouncing bees! All the bees in the courtroom start to HUM. They're agitated. MONTGOMERY And don't y'all date your cousins? "Bee Movie JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 86. MONTGOMERY Are you her little. (cleanng throat) bed bug? BARRY (fiustered) Hey, that's not the land of- MONTGOMERY I've seen a bee documentary or two. Now. from what l understand, doesn't your Queen give birth to all the bee children in the live? BARRY Yeal, but- come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? The JURY recoils. JUD GE Please, I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! FADE TO: SEQ. 3400 - "ADAM AT HOSPITAL" INT. HOSPITAL - STREET LEVEL ROOM - DAY PRESS PERSON #1 (V.O) The case of the honey bees versus the human race took a pointed turn agaast the bees yesterday, when one of ther legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. Now here's Don with the 5-day. A NURSE lets Barry into the room. Bany CARRIES a FLOWER. BARRY Thank you. Barry stands over Adam, in a bed. Bany lays the fower down nexct to hiim. The TV is on. BARRY (CONT'D) Hey buddy. ADAM Hey. BARRY Is there much pam? Adam has a BEE-SIZED PA INKILLER HONEY BUTTON near his head that he presses. ADAM (pressing the button) Yeah.I blew the whole case, didn't "Bee Movie" in this world. ADAM What do you think the humans will do to us it they wim? BARRY I don't know. ADAM I hear they put the roaches un motels. That doesn't sound so bad. "Bee Movie - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 90. BARRY Adam, they check in, but they don't check out. Adam GULPS. ADAM Oh my. ANGLE ON: the hosprtal window. We see THREE PEOPLE smoking outside on the sidewallk. The smoke drifts in Adam COUGHS. ADAM (CONT D) Say, could you get a urse to close that window? BARRY Why? ADAM The sinoke. Bees don't smoke. BARRY Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. Adam, that's it! That's our case. Adam starts putting lus dothes on. ADAM It i? It's not over? BARRY No. Get up Get dressed. I've got to go somewhere. Y ou get back the court and stalL. Stall anyway you can. CUT To: SEQ. 3500 - "SMOKING GUN" INT. COURTROOM - THE NEXT DAY Adam is folding a piece of paper into a boat. ADAMand assuming you've done step 29 correctiy, you're ready for the tub: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 91. ANGLE ON: The jury. all with paper boats of their own JURORS Ooh. ANGLE ON: Montgomery frustrated with Gammil, who's making a boat atso. Monty crumples Gammil's boat, and throws it at him. JUD GE Mr. Flayman? ADAM Yes? Yes. Your Honor? JUDGE Where is the rest of your team? ADAM (fumbling with his swordstinger) Well, your honor, it's interesting. You lnow Bees are trained to fily kind of haphazardly and as a result quite often we don't make very good time. I actually once heard a pretty funny story about a bee MONTGOMERY Vour Honor, haven't these ndiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? Montgomery rolls out trom belund hus table. He's suspended in a LARGE BABY CHAIR with wheels. MONTGOMERY (CONT'D) How much longer are we going to allow these absurd shenangans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges agamst my clients who have all run perfectly legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of thus entire case. JUD GE Mr. Flayman, I am afraid I am going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. "Bee Movie" I5 REVISIONS 8/13/07 89. BARRY Oh, it doesn't matter. The mportant thng is you're alrve. You could thave died ADAM I'd be better off dead. Look at me. Adam THROWS the blanicet off his lap, revealing a GREEN SANDWICH SWORD STINGER. ADAM (CONTD) (voice crackung) They got it from the cafeteria, they got it from downstairs. In a tuna sandwich. Loolt, there's a little celery still on it. BARRY What was it like to sting someone? ADAM I can't explain it. It was all adrenaline.and thenecstasy. Bany loolks at Adam. BARRY Alright. ADAM You think that was all a trap? BARRY Of course. I'm sorry. I ftew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us, we're just a couple of bugs JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 92. ADAM But you can't We have a temfic case. MONTGOMERY Where is your machines in man-made vwooden slat work camps? Living out our tives as honey slaves to the white man? Barry gestures drammatically tovrards Montgomery's racially mixed table. The BLACK LAWYER slowly moves his chair away, GAMMIL What are we going to do? "Bee Movie JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 93. MONTGOMERY (to Pross) He's playing the species card. Barry tands on the scale of justice, by the judge's bench. It balances as he lands. BARRY Ladies and gentlemen, please, FreeThese Bees! ANGLE ON: Jury, chanting "Free the bees". JUDGE The court funds in favor of the bees. The chaos continues. Bany flies over to Vanessa, wits lis hand up for a "high 5. BARRY Vanessa, we won! VANESSA Yay! I knew you could do it. Higlifive! She high 5's Bany, sending tim JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 94. PRESS PERSON 1 Barry, bow much honey do you thinic is out there? BARRY AIinght, alright, one at a time SARAH Bany, veho are you wearing? BARRY Ublih, my sweater is to Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. The Press follows Barry as he EXITS. ANGLE ON: Adam and Vanessa. ADAM (putting papers away) What if Montgomery's nght? VANESSA What do you mean? ADAM We've been living the bee way a fong time. 27 million years, DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 3600- "HONEY ROUNDUP" EXT. HONEY FARMS APIARY - MONTAGE SARAH (V.0) Congratulations on your victory. What are you going to demand as a settlement? BARRY (V.0) (over montage) First, we're going to demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then, we want to get back all the honey that was ours to begın with. Every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, big-headed, bad breath, stink-machne. "Bee Movie TO: EXT. NEW HIVE CITY - MONTAGE The bees tear down a honey-bear statue. CUT TO: EXT. YELLOWSTONE FOREST - MONTAGE POV of a sniper's crosstairs. An animated BEAR character loolca-like, turns his head towards camera. BARRY Wait for my signal. ANGLE ON: Barny lowenng his buoculars. BARRY (CONTD) Take bim out. The sniper SHOOTS the bear. It hits lum in the shoulder. The bear looks at it He gets woozy and the honey jat falls out of his lap, an ATF&H agent catches it. "Bee Movie"- JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 96. BARRY (V.0) (CONTD) ATF&H AGENT (to the bear's pig friend) He 'l lave a little nausea for a few hours, then he ll be fine. CUT TO: EXT. STING'S HOUSE - MONTAGE ATF&H agents SLAP CUFFS on Sting, who is meditating. STING But it's just a prance-about stage name! CUT TO: INT. A WOMAN'S SHOWER - MONTAGE A WOMAN is takting a shoveer, and using honey shampoo. An ATF&H agent pulls the shower curtain aside, and grabs her bottle of shampoo, The woman SCREAMS The agent tums to the 3 other agents, and Barry. ANGLE ON: Barry looking at the label on the shampoo bottle, slaking his head and writing in his clipboard. CUT TO: EXT. SUPERMARKET CAFE - MONTAGE Another customer, an old lady having her tea with a little jar of honey, gets her face pushed down onto the table and turned to the side by two agents. One of the agents as a gun on her. OLD LADY Can't breathe. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK - MONTAGE An OIL DRUM of honey is connected to Barry's hive. "Bee Movie" REVISIONS 8/13/07 97. BARRY Bring it m, boys CUT TO: SEQ. 3650 - "NO MORE WORK" INT. HONEX - MONTAGE ANGLE ON: The lhoney goes past the 3-cup hash-mark, and begins to overflow. A WORKER BEE runs up to BuZzwell. WORKER BEE 1 Mr. Buzzwell, vee just passed 3 cups, and there's gallons mores coming. I think we need to shutdovm. KEYCHAIN BEE (to Buzzwell) Shutdown? We've never shutdown. ANGLE ON: Buzzwell overlooking the factory floor. BUZZWELL Shutdown honey production! Stop making honey! ANGLE ON: TWO BEES, each vith a KEY. BUZZZWELL (CONTD) Turn your key, Su! They turn the keys simuitaneously, War Games-style, shutting down the honey machines. ANGLE ON: the Taffy-Pull machine, Centifuge, and Krelman all slovwly come to a stop. The bees look around, be wildered. WORKER BEE S WIhat do we do nove? A BEAT. WORKER BEE 6 Gannon ball! He jumps into a HONEY VAT, doesn't penetrate the surface. He looks around, and slowly sinks down to his waist. "Bee Movie" - IS REVISIONS 8/13/07 98, EXT. HONEX FACTORY THE WHISTLE BLOWS, and the bees all stream out the exit. CUT TO: INT. J-GA TE - CONTINUOUS Lou Loduca gives orders to the pollen jocles. LOU LODUCA We're shutting doven honey production. Mission abort. CUT TO: EXT: CENTRAL PARK Jackson recerves the orders, mid-pollimation. JACKSON Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. CUT TO: EXT. NEW HIVE CITY ANGLE ON: Bees, putting sun-tan lotion on their noses and antennae, and sunning themselves on the balcories of the gyms. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK ANGLE ON: THE FLOWERS starting to DROOP. CUT TO: INT. J-GATE J-Gate is deserted. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 99. EXT. NEW HIVE CITY ANGLE ON: Bees sunning themselves. A TIMER DINGS, and they all turn over. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK TIME LAPSE of Central Park turning brown. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA'S FLORIST SHOP CLOSE-UP SHOT: Vanessa wntes "Sony. No more flowers." on a "Closed" sign, an turns it facing out. CUT TO: SEQ. 3700- "IDLE HIVE EXT: NEW HIVE CITY - DAY Barry flies at bigh speed. TRACKING SHOT into the luve, through the lobby of Honex, and into Adam's office. CUT TO: INT. ADAM'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS Bany meets Adan m lus office. Adam's office is in disanay. There are papers everywhere. He's filling up his cardboard hexagon box. BARRY (out of breath) Adam, you wouldn't believe lhow much honey was out there. ADAM Oh yeaht BARRY What's going on around here? Where is everybody? Are they out celebrating? "Bee Movie" of making it. ANGLE ON: Adam's desk on it's side in the ball. ADAM (CONT'D) Thus was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well And now.and now I can't Adam EXITS. CUT TO: SEQ. 3900 CONTINUOUS Barry sees Vanessa's flower pots and small garden have all turned brown. BARRY What happened here? VANESSA That is not the half of it. Vanessa turns Barny around with her two fingers, revealing the view of Central Park, which is also all broun. BARRY Oh no. Oh my. They're all wiftng. VANESSA Doesn't look very good, does it? BARRY No. VANESSA And wbo's fault do you think that is? "Bee Movie So, you take away the produce, that affects the entire anumal kungdom. And then, of course. BARRY The human species? VANESSA (cfearing throat) Ahem! BARRY Oh. So, if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? VANESSA And I know this is also partly my fault. Barry takes a long SIGH. BARRY How about a suicide part? VANESSA (not sure if he's joling) How would we do it? BARRY I'I stng you, you step on me. "Bee Movie" STREET - CONTINUOUS Vanessa gets into a cab. Barry ENTERS. BARRY Vanessa. Why are you leaving? Wbere are you going? VANESSA To the final Touruament of Roses parade in Pasadena: They moved it up to this weekend because all the flowers are dymg. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. BARRY Vanessa. I just want to say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. VANESSA I lnow. Me nerther. Vanessa cab drives away. "Bee Movie" INT. TAXI - CONTINUOUS Barry motions for her to roll the window down She does so. BARRY Roses VANES Just zoom in
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some incredibly smart people over at r/ZoomerRight: burningchamberread -12 points - 4 hours ago asshole if theyre forced to invite the classmate because the daughter didnt like the person because theyre a dick nta if their daughter is actually being transphobic, shouldnt be forced to invite anyone but they should teach their daughter not to be an asshole Reply Share Save Edit DefNotVanEbaderread 9 points 2 hours ago transphobic no such thing Reply Give Award Share Report Save burningchamberread -1 points 1 hour ago care to elaborate Reply Share Save Edit Eugene TerrBLread 4 points - 45 minutes ago Transphobia is not a thing. Arachnophobia is a thing because people are afraid of spiders. Technically there's no such thing as trans, only biological men and women and nobody is scared of the freaks who label themselves as such Reply Give Award Share Report Save DefNotVanEbaderread 2 points- 38 minutes ago thank you Reply Give Award Share Report Save burningchamberread 1 point 17 min utes ago ok lets name it what it is then, why do people like to participate in hate speech associated with transgender people? Reply Share Save Edit Eugene_TerrBLread 1 point 14 minutes ago Hate speech is another made up alt left concept because it is completely arbitrary from day to day. Leftists declare new protected dasses every week. Reply Give Award Share Report Save Amplituderead 1 point 13 minutes ago Transgender Identities are spread through Social Contagion-just look at the ROGD clinical study released by Dr. Lisa Littman, Brown University. When I am a parent, I fully intend to exclude all and any gender non-confirming people from my kids' lives. They are sick, and need help, and it's not up to me to validate them. Leave that to professional therapists. Reply Give Award share Report Save burningchamberread 1 point -7 minutes ago and extremists beliefs like yours are spread how exactly? through pollination? you can apply what you said to right wing extremists as well as other people. Reply Share Save Edit some incredibly smart people over at r/ZoomerRight
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Hmm yes Beeanu Movie script: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fy. s wings are too small to get s ta: le body off the ground. The bee, of course, fles anway oecsuse bees dont care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, blsck Yeilowbleck Yelow, bisck Och, blsck and yeiow Lets shake up a e. Bamy! Erealctas: s ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Helo?-Bamy?-Adam?-Can you belleve this is happening?-I cant. r plck you up. Looking sharp Use the sairs. Your father pald good money for those Somy m excted. Here's he graduane Were very proud of you, son. Apertect report card, all Bs. Very proud. Ma! Igot hirg goino ereYou got lint on your fuzz Ow! Thats me!-Wave to us! We'll be in row 118.000-Bye Bam 1d you stop eouse!-Hey Adam.-Hey Bamy-s ha tuzz ge?-A Ile Special day graduation. Never thought rd make Three days grade school three days high school. Thcse were awiwsard Three days colege. Im gisd Itook a day and hitchhked around the hive You did come back diferent-H, Bamy-Artle, growing a mustsche? Loolks good.-Hear about Frankie YeanYou golng o the funeral?-No, m not going. Everybody knows, sing someone, you die dort wese onasaumel Such S esdguess he could have jus gomen out of the way I love his incorporaing an amusement park Into our day Thats why we dont need vacaions Boy qute a bt of pomp under the circumsances-Well Adam, sodey we are men.-We are!- Bee-men-Amen! Hallelujah! Sudents, fscuty disnguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell Welcame New Hve Ot graduating cless of...915. That concludes our ceremonles. And begirs your career at Honex induses W we pick ouro odey i heard ts jus orlentaion. Hesds up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennss inside he ram atall imes Wonder what be ke?- A me scary Welcome to Honex, a dvision of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is ! Wow. Wow. We lnow that you, as a bee, have worced your whole te to ge to the point where you can wok for your whole te Honey begins when our vallant Pollen Jocks bring the necar to he hve. Our sopsecres formue is auomeicany color-coegtedscenadjusted and bubble-contoured into this soohing sweet syrup with ts disinctve golden glow you lnow as Honey! That girl wes hot She's my cousin! She is?-Yes were all cousins Right Youre right.-A Honex, we consanty sive to improve every aspect of bee exisence. These bees are s7ess-esing a new heime: technology hal do youhink he makes?-Not enough. Here we have our laest sdvancement, me Kreiman.-What doeshet did-Cotphes e saandof oneht hangs ater you pour i Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Kreiman? Of course. Most bee joos are small ones. But bees know hat every small joo, ts done well, mears a lot. But chocse caretuly because youl say In the job you plck for the res: of your Ife. The same Job the res: of your lite? Ididnt know that. Whats he derence? You be heopy so know that bees, as aspecles, havent had one day off in 27 million years. So youls: work us so deshwese t Wow The: blew my mind! "Whats he diference? How can you say tha? One job forever? Thats an Insane cholce to have to make. Im relleved. Now we only have to make one decislon In e. But, Adam, how could they never have told us tha? Why would you queslon anching? Were bees. Were he mos: pertecty unctioning soclety on Earh. You evethink maybe gs work a Itle too well here? Lke wha? Gve me one examplei dont know. But you lnow wna: m sakngsout Plesse clese she gate Royal Nectar Force on approsch. Wat a second. Oheck out-Hey hose are Pollen Jocks!-Wow. Ive never seen them his close. They know what ts ke outside the hive. Yeah, but some dont come back- Hey Jocs!-H, Jocks! You guys did great! Youre morsters! Youre siky freals! I love ! Ilove see you wearing . Those ledles? Arent they our cousirs too? Distant. Distsant. Look at these wo.-Oouple of Hlve Hamys. -Lets have tun with them. mus: be dangeros belg s en Jock. Yesh. Once a bear pinned me againsta mushroom! He had a paw on my throa, sndw e oner he was sispaind mel-on mutInever thought rd lknock him out. What were you doing during his? Trying to alert he suthorties. I can aunogreph that. A ie gusy out there todey wesnt , comrades? Yeah. Gusty Were hiing a suntiower parch sx miles trom here tonmomow. Sx miles, huh?- Bamy Apudale Jump for us, but maybe youre not up for -Maybe am-Yre not lete gog 9800 at Gae. What do you think, buzboy? Are you bee enough? I might be. all depends on whs o900 mescs He Hnex: Cedosprsed me. You decide what youre interessed in?-Well, here's a lot of cholces But you only get one. Do you ever ge bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about sming. You grab tha: sick, and you jus move around, and you sraround. You get yourself into a hyhm. s a besuctul thing. You know, Dad, themoe3irs abou maybe the honey fleld jus: isnt right for me. You were hinking of what, maicing balloon animas? Thas ba jop foi apay wn a stingecanet your son's not sure he wants to go Into honey! Bamy, you are so tunny sometimes m not ryng to be tunny Youre not tunny! Youre golng Into honey Our son, he smer! Youre gonna be a stmer?-No one's listening to me! Watl you see the s:cks I have. I could say anyhing right now. Im gonna get an ant tamoo! Lets open some honer and celsorate! Maybe ril plerce my thorsx. Shave my antennae. Shack up wth a grasshopper. Get a gold toon sndica evenbody og tmso proudWere sacng work today!- Todays he day Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring smer, tront desk, hair removal.-sits avlable?-Hang on. Two let! One of hem's yours! Oongratulations! Step to he side-Whatd you ge?-Picking crud our Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newols? Yes sr dur st day! We are resdy! Maike your cholce. -You want to go firs:?-No, you go. Oh, my. Whats avallableResoom anendsts ooen noc tor hetessign you think-Any chance of geng he Kreiman?-Sure, youre on. Im somy, he Kreiman jus closed out. Wax monkeys aways open. The Kreiman opened up again. What happened? A bee dled. Makes an opening. See? He's desd Anoher desd one. Deady. Desdifed. Two more desd. Desd trom the neck up. Dead trom the nedoow Thars e cns is so hard! Hesting, cooling, sunt bee, pourer, smer, humming, Inspector number seven, inopinessipe spevsr mite wrang er Ba whar do you think i should. Bamy? Bamy! All right, weve got he suntiower patch in qusdrant nine Wha: happened to you? Where are you?-m going out Out? Ou where? Qut there-Ch, no! I have to, before igo to work for the rest of my Ife Youre gonns dle! Youre crary! Hello? Another call coming in. anyone's fee rae heres orean dell on 83rd that ges their roses today. Hey guys-Look athat-snt ha the kld we saw yeserdayod son gt decks resiceds ocou Were gonna ake him up. Realy? Feeling lucky are you? Sgn here, here. Jus: Intal ha Thank you- OK. You got a rain advisory today and as you all lknow, bees- cannot y in rain. So be caretul As aiways, watch your brooms, hockey sicis, dogs, birds, bears and bars Also, Igota couple of repors of root beer being eon us. rpsnahome becsuse of t, babbling ike a clcsda! Thats awtul.-And a reminder tor you rookles, bee ber one, ecsolatenocsing omens All right, sunch posions! Buzz buz buzz buzz! Buzz buzz buz buzz! Buzz buzz buzz, buz! Blck and yellow! Hello! You ready for his, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring on. Wind, check- Antennae, check- Nectar pack, check -Wings, check. Singer, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladles, lets move t ou! hose penuns you sriped stemsuckers! All of you, drain those fiowers! Wow! m out! I cant belleve m out! So blue e so s 3dee! Bxkewowlowers This s Blue Lesder. We have roses vsual Ering anround 30 degrees and hold. Rcses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringirgaround Sand to the side, lkid. ts got a bt of a kick. That s one nectar collector! Ever see polination up close?-No, sir.I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle over here. Maybe a dash over there, a plnchon hatone See a? ts a ie bt of magic. Thats amazing. Why do we do ha? Thats pollen power. More pollen, more oers, mocé nectecimore honey for ds oooE tm pdking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be dalsles. Dont we need those? Oopy hat vsual. Wat. One of these fiowers seems to be on the move. Say again? Youre reporing a moving ower? Amimative. That wes on he ine! This is the cooles. What is ?dont know, but m loving this color. t smells good. Not ike owes ute esh, tu Ohemicay Oaretul, gus. ts a Ime grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandybrain, get off there! Poem9sTscouid be bsa Ameve Very ccse Gonna hur. Mama's e boy You are way out of posion, rookle! Ooming in a you ike a missile! Help me! I dont hink these are owers Ehould we tel him?-1hink he knows. What is this? Match point! You can sart packing up, hones because youre about o eat ! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the r-Dosomesg mdrving HI, bee.-He's back here! He's going to s:ing me! Nobody move. t you dont move, he wont s ou Reezel ea Spray him 3ranrat We: are you doling?! Wow. the terslon level out here is unbellevable. igoma ge home. Cant ty in rain. Oant y in rain. Oant ty in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close he window plesse? Ken, could you close the window plesse? Check out my new resume. I made Into a fold-out brochure you see Eolos out On, po. More humans. I dont need this. What was ha? Maybe this me Thisime. This ime. This ime: Thsgime: This olepes That s disbol tak to them. The/re out of ther minds. When I leave a job Inerview, theyre fabbergasted, cant belleve what i say There's the sun. Maybe thats a way out dont remeenper e sun having a big 75 on .1 predicted giobal warming. I could teel geing hoter. At firs: Ithought t was jus:e Wan Stop Eeeaand beck Thess sre wirter boots. War! Dont klll him! You know tm allergc to them! This hing could kil me! Why does his ife have less value than yours? Why does his lite have any less value than mine? is that your satement? mJus:saying all ite has value. You dont know what he's capable of teelling. My brochure! There you go, e gy. Imnotscared ofhim s an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could putf up. Make t one of your specla sis hocking someone out is asos specis sk Right. Bye, Vanessa Thaniks-Vanessa, nec week? Yogur nigh?-Sure, Ken. You lnovw, whatever.-You could put carob chips on there. Bye-Supposed to be less calorles Bye. i goma say somehing. She saved my life. I gota say something All right, here goes Nah. Wha: would I say? could really ge: n ouple s a oeeaw Youtre not supposed to tak so a human. I cant belleve m doing hs. Ive gat to On, I cant do t Oome on! No. Yes Na pottant ow snoud 1siert uke ja? No, thats no gocd. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! HI! m somy-Youre talking.-Yes, I lnow. Youre taking! m so somy No, ts OK. s ine. I know m dreaming. But I dont recall going to bed. Wel, m sure this is very disconcerting. This s a bt of a surprise to me. I mean, youtre a bee! Same way you did, iguess. Mams, Dada, honey You pick t up Thats very tunny-Yeah. Bees are unny we didnt lsugh, wed cry with what we havea cea w nyw n ger you something?-Lke wha? i dont lnow. I mean. lose a couple micrograms-Where?- These sripes dont help. You look great! I dont know if you know anyching about tashlon. Are you all right? No Hes making he de in me cao as he/re flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the seps Into the church. The wedd ing is on And he sas aresmaon? thought jou sad Guasemaian. Why would I mamy a watermelon? s thata bee joke? Thats the kind of stuf we do. Yeah, diferent. So, what are you gonna do, Bamy? About work? dont know. I want to do my part for the hive, but i cant do he way they want. I know how you feel-You do?-Sure. My parents warted me to be a lawer ordocor putemed o be a fiorist-Really?-My only interes: is fiowers. Our new queen was Jus: elected with that same campsign siogian Aowayoock Terels m bive rightthere See Youre in Sheep Mesdow! Yes! Im right off the Turle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lcsta toe ring there once-Why do girs put rings on their oes?-Why not?-s ike puming a hat on your lnee-Maybe rl y hat-You all right, mam?-On, yeah. Fine. Jus: having wo cups of coffee! Anywy ts has been greatierhenis for the cofee. Yesh, ts no trouble. Somy I couldnt tinish .idid, rd be up the res: of my lite. Are you... Can e a plece of with me3 Sure Here hove a crumb.- Thaniks!-Yeah. Alll right. Well, theenIguess ril see you around. Cr not. OK, Bamy And thank you so much again for before. Ch, tha? That wes noning. Wel, not nothing. bur Anyway. This cant possbly work. He's all se: to go. We may as wel ty OK, Dave, pullthe chute.-Sounds amazirg-wes amezg wes the scaries:, happiestmoment of my ite. Humars! 1 cant belleve youu were wh humans! Glant, scary humans Ws: were eike geand drsz They ak crsr They eat crazy glant nings. They arve crary- Dohey ty and kill you, lke on TV?-Some of hem. But some of them don-Howd you get back?-Poodle You did , and m glsd. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your experlence Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal-Well-We We boy She's so nice And she's a oris Ch, no! Youtre dating a human fioris: Were not dating. Youtre ying outs de he hive, taking to hamans hat cik our homes wah power washerss and M-30s! Onereghh asck of dynamite! She saved my ife Andshe undersands me. This is over Es ths Thsne oet What wes tha Treycaa crumb.-wes so singin sripey! And thats not what they eat. Thats what tals off what they es!-You lnow what a Oinnsbon is-No. s bresd and cinnaman and tosng They hest t up Stdown y ho-Lsen to me We are not heem: Were us Theres us and mere's mem Yes, but woendenyehead yeaming? There's no ming Stopeaming Lissen to me You have got to strthinng bee, my iend. Thinking pe pee Thking bee Tcing bee: Thincng bee! Thinicing bee! There he s He's in e pool You lnow wha your prooiem is, Bamy goms sat incing bee? How much longer will his go on? ts been three days! Why arent you workcing? ve got a lot of big Iite decisions to think about What e? You have no lite! You have o jb. Youre oarey a bee Would t kll you so maikes e honey? Bay, come out. Your fahers siking o you. Marnin, would you tak o him? Br m aing oou Yeu coig 9or eveyog Ase Go ahesd. rl canch up. Dont be too long. Watch this! anessa!- Were s:l here-told you not to yell at him. He doesnt respond to yelling! Then why yell a me7 Because you dont sten! m not istening to his. Somy, ve goma go.-Where are you going?-m meeting a tiend. Agir? s mis why yo cat decide? 8e Jus: hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parsde of fowers every year in Passdens? To be in the Tournament of Roses res evetorss dresm t's exhausing. Why dont you run everywhere? ts taster Yean, OK, Isee, isee All right, your tum. TIVo. You can jus: treeze lve TV? Thats insane: You dontnave he?WE have Hlvo, but ts a disese. ts a homible, homble disesse. Oh, my Dumb bees! You must want to sing all those jes we nossg s usuy, tsta for us So you have to watch your temper. Very caretuly You klck a wall, take a wak, wrte an angry lemer and throw out. Work hrough ke any emotion: Anger, Jealousy lust. On, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah.-Wha: is wrong wih you?!-ts a bug. He's not bothering anybody Get out of here, you creep! What was ha APCNSvecreuer? Yeah, was. How did you know? tet lke about 10 pages. Seventyive is prety much our limt. Youve really got cowo sc ence stacous I never heard of him.-Why is his here?-For people. We eat t You dont have enough food of your own?-Well, yes.-How do you get -Bees make - ow wnomales ! And s hard so make ! There's heating. cooling, sming. You need a whole Kreiman hing!-s organic.-ts ouganie: s justnohes Bay s botom of this. Im geing to the bomom crossed the wong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguans, Ignacio! Where is he honey coming trom? Tell me where! Honey Farms! t comes trom Honey sms Crazy person! What homble hing has happened here? These toces, hey never knew what hit hem. And now heyre on the racd to nownereustkeeps blood, crazy suft. Blows your head off! m going to Tacoms And you?-He realy is desd. All right. Uhoh! -What s that?! -Ch, no! - Awiper Triple blsde-Tripie blade? Jump on! ts your only chance, bee! Why does everhing have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people ne tose? Open your ejest Sidkour besd out the wirdow! From NPR Newss in Washington, fm Oarl Kasel But dont kl no more bugs! Bee!-Mocse blood guy!!-You hear something?-Lke wha? Lke ny screaming. Tum off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as tar as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this ruck goes s whele there geting t.imean, that hone/s ours. Bees hang :ght.-Were all Jammed in. ts a close community Not us, man We on our own Elery mosau to on must meet girs. Mosquto gins y to trade up, get wih a momh, dragontly. Mcsquto gir dont want no mosquto. You got to be kldding me! Mocseblood's soout to jeaue the banding! So long, bee!-Hey, gus! -Mocseblood! i knew d catch yall down here. Did you bring your crazy sraw? We g es siap 83s0el ons0d s prey much pure gro What is mis place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinhesds! Pinhesd.-Oheck out the new smoker.-On, sweet. Thats the one you want. The Thomss 30000! Smoker? Ninety puts a minute, sem-sunomaic. Twlce he nicotine, al the ar. A couple breahs of his nocis he rght cut Tee malce he hones, and we make the money They make he honey and we make the money? On, my! Whats going on? Are o GKYea Rooesnt ss ongoyou know oure ace hive wh fake wals? Our queen was moved here We had no cholce. This s your queen? Thats a man in women's clothes! Thats a dreg queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey Our honey is being brazenly stolen ona massive scale! This s worse an anyhing bears ove dore nend to do something. Oh, Bamy, stop. Who told you humans are aicing our honey? Thats a rumor. Do these look ke Thats scospe.merhese se coveaus datored phoncs. How did you get mbed up in his? He's been taking to humans. Wha?- Taking to humars?! He has a human giritlend. And they make out! Malke out? Bamy! We do not.- You wish you could.- Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonlo. Those crary es keptime up anigt Bamy, this is what you want so do with your life? I want to do for all our Ives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad nsmoer you comig.come so boesiosed your hands were s sming. You couidnt stop. I remember that What right do they have to our honey? We lve on two cups a year. They put t in lip baim for no reason whatsoever! Even if ts true, what can one bee do? S:ng them where realy hurs. in the tace! The eye! That would hur-No. Up e nose? Thsts er Theleis only one place you can s:ing the humans,, one place where t maters Hlve at Fve, the hive's only ful-hour actlon newss No more bee oeercstw Bo Bumoje at he anchor desk. Weaher wih Stonm Snger. Spors wish Buzz Larvl. And Jeanete Chung-Good evening. Im Bob Bumble-And m Jeanete Chung. A n-county bee, Bamy Benson, Intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey packagingg t and profing trom legally! Tomomow night on Bee LamKng. wehaue ee former quueers here in our studlo, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out his week on Hexagon. Tonight were BamBerson Diacuee mska tom e hive, I cant do this? Bees have never been ataid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where m trom, wed never sue humans. We were thinking of sckball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporing you In this case, which wl be he aiofhe oee aepuny You know, they have a Lamry King in the human world too. ts a common name. Next week. He lools like you and has and s forward, pointy shouiders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. in tennis, you aack a the point of weskness! was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81 Hone her bachands apke oogonna take advantage of tha? Quiet, please. Actusl work going on here.- s that that same bee?-Yes, s! tm he e thes busy working. But s our yogurt night! Bye-oye. Why is yogurt night so dificut?! You poor ting. You two have been a:nis for hours! Yes, and Adam here has deens nuehelp-Fros:ing-How many sugars? Just one. I ty not touse the compettion. So why are you helping me? Bees nave ases me too. Bent s:ingers, pointess pollination. Bees must hate those take things! Nothing worse han a daffodl thats had work done. Maybe this could make up tortmeo-Ths lawsults a prety big deal.-Iguess. You sure jou warm so go through with i? Am Isure? When im done wigh the hear for ourselves ifa honeybee can actualy speak What have we gomen into here, Bamy? ts prey big. snt cant belleve how many humans cont work dunge o Yod mink bllion-doller mutinational food companles have good iawyers? Everybody needs to say behind he baicabe New York, Bamry Bee Benson u he Honey Indusry is now in session. Mr. Mongomery, youtre representing the fve food companies collectvely? A priviege M Berson epresening all the bees of the world rm kldaing Yes,You Honor, were ready so proceed. Mr. Mongome your epening we lved in the topsurvy worid Mr. Benson imagines, Jus: hink of what would i mean. I would have to negoiate wh the sikwom for the elesic in my brcbes Tecineeeow do we iknow his sn some son of hojographicimolonpicture-capture Holywood wizardry? They od ceus g siserss s important to all bees. We invented ! We make . And we protect with our lves. Untonunstely there are some people in this room who think hey can etrom s use wete the Ime gus Inm hoplng thaater ss s aillover youl see how, by king our hone you not onlke everning wena own Honeyounon and Honron: Yes, hey provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. 1 tind hat to be a very asuroing term. I dont imagine you employ anypettee-ts do N-coulant near you-No-No. Because jou dont thee bees. You lkeep bees. Not only ,seespu hougint a Dser your living room?! Bing Into your couch! Sping out your hrow pilliows! OK, hats enough. Taike him away So, Mr. Sng, thank you for being here. Your name hues e inere ngve 1 heard petore?-was wina band cailed The Pailce Butyouvenever peen a pollice oft scese you? No, 1hsvens Sng? Because im teeling a e sung. Sng. Or should i say. Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! Thats not his real name?! You ldlots! Mr. Liots, frs, belared congrsslesons on Envy Win tor a gues soa: on ER in 2005. Thank you Thank you. Isee tom your resume hat youre deesaanosome wih and leam your lines, sir? Warch , Berson! 1 could blow right now! This isnt a goodtela. This is a baatela! Why doesnt someone Jus sep on this creep, nd we con all goeame der In coun!Youe ail thinking Order! Crder, 1say-E - ota, plesse soown! ink was awtuy didnt hink you were coming. No, I was Jus: iste. I tried to calL, but.he bamery I didnt want all this so go to wase, so I called Bay Lucklily, he was tree. On, nasu 7ees e leicoud hes: Rup Yeaheatup, sure. whaever S5 ihes youre que a tennis paS moot mach fore gem hink I dont see what youtre doing? I know how hard is to find the rightjob. We have hat in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do bse ads Remember what Van sald, why is your ife more valusble han mine? Funny, 1Jus: cant seem to recail tha! 1hink somehing snis in here! I love he smell ot owe know, I dont even lke honey! I dont eat ! We need to tak! He's jus:a e bee! And he happens to be the nices: bee ve met in a long ime! Long time? Wha: are jou apout all zhar, know ts got an atertaste: Uke it Lawas et here was some King of barmier beaween Ken and me. Icoulnt overcome on, well Are vou OK tor s to remind them of wha: they dont ike about bees.-You got the tweezers?- Are you allergic? Only to losing. son. Only to losing. Mr. Berson Bee, ril ask you wha:hiic we ke o inow What exactly is your relatlonship to that woman? Were tiends. Good thends your real parents! - Oh, Bamy-Yes, hey are! Hold me back! Youtre an legiimate bee, arent you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Dontyall date your cousins?-Ooecson-tmgong tapincushion this guy! Adam, dont! ts wha: he wants: Oh, fm ht!! Oh, lordy, ta ts their way!- Adam, sy with me.-I cant eel my legs Whsat angel of mercy will come forwerd to suck he polson trom my heaving bumocis? I willl have order in ns colt Croe Croler plessel The ase of he honeyoees versus he human race took a pointed n Ta be bemer off dead. Look a me. They got trom the cafeteris downsairs, In a uns sandwlch. Look, here's a e celery sl on Wha: wes ke to sng someone? Ica xpsin a as ail.. All adrensline and then... and then ecsssy! All right. You 2ink wes all doesnt sound so bad. Adam, hey check in, but they dont check out! Oh, my Oould you get a nurse to close hat window?-Why?- The smolke. Bees dont smoke Rghd Bees aotsmge Bees dontsmolke! But some bees are smolking. Thats : Thats our case your team? Well, Your Honor, ts interesing. Bees are rained to y haphazanrdly, and as a resut we dont make very good ime. I actualy heard a tunny story about.YourHonorevese cous bugs taken up enough of ns courts valusble ime? How mucn songer wil weesow nese absurd she Flayman, m atald im going so have to consider Mr. Montgomerys motion. But you cant! We have a temitic case. Where is your proof? Where is he evidence? Show mehe sman oour Honor! You want a smoicing gun? Here is your smoking gun. het sha? s a bee smolker: What, n be forcibly addicted to smolke machines and man-made wooden siat work camps? Lving out our lves as honey siaves to the white man?-What are we gonns do?-Hes playindhe soeces co Ladles and gentlemen, plesse tee these bees! Free he bees! Freehe pees Rree he bees! Free he bee Now we wont have to work so hard all the ime. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. Youll regre his. Bamy, how much honey s out there? Agh Cre aasne Besoare you wearing? My swester is Ralph Lauren, and ihave no osints Whs:Monggomery's right?-W bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that wes ours o begin with, every las: drop. We demand an end to the gloriticaion of the bear as anyhing more than a h smel beooressskmachipe.Were all aware of what they da in the woods Wa en sne and l-deeda human tea-ime snack gamishments Cant breathe. Ering in, boys! Hold right there! Good. Tap Mr. Buzzwell, we jus passed ree cups, and there's galors more og we need so shut down-Shudown? Weve never shudodwn ugownhoney production! Stop how much honey was out there. Oh, yean? Whats going on? Where is everybody?-Are hey out celebraing?- Theyre home. They dont know what to do. Laying out, sleeping nhearo Uncea was on his way to San Antonlo wih a arickes A:less: e oo oue honeybeck Someimes 1hine now. Now I cant. I dont understand why the/re not happy I thought their lves would be bemer! The/re doing nothing. ts amazing. Honey realily changes people. You dont have any des whsts go g on, do you?-Wha: oid you want to show me?-This Ws nepered here? Trist is not the hat make honey would atect all these hings. s nous: iowers. Fruts, vegetables, they all need bees Thats our whole SAT test right here Talke away produce, that afects the entire animal hg Acid hen of course.. The humsnsoecles? So tarere's ino moe oounation, # could all just gal going. Ihad so open my mouth and tak. Vanessa? Vanesss? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the inal Toumament of Rcses parsde in Pessdens. Theyve moved ohs weekendSecuse s the iowers are dyg ts he last chance Yes hey are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. Thats why this is the lest parsde. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to siow down? Oould you siow down? Bamy! OK, Imade a huge misake TS sester alime fa Yeskng ofs veuedte s waned to he pyou with he right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, piant and iower bud in this park. All we gotts do s get wha:the/ve got back here wth what we've got-Bees-Pek en es-Recoriation Aaosshe aonroumers hslde, we jus: plck the right fioat How about The Princess and he Pes? I could be the princess, and you Could be the pea: Yes, Igot -Where should I s-What are you7-1Delleve r oS unge sopping us. Stop! Security-You and your irsect pack your ioa?-Yes. Has been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes?-Remove your singer-s part of New York. loolks ke well experience a couple hours delay Bamy, these are cut iowers wih no water. Theyil never make t.1goa get up there and tak to them. Be caretul. Oan Iget hea passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bioome in 24B plesse report to the cockpit? And please humy! Wha: happened here? There was a Dus:Buster, a toupee, aere anyone onbosrd have fght exxperlence? As a maner of tact, here is-Whos tha?-Bamy Berson. From the honey ia?! On, great. Vanessa, his is nothing more than a big meal bee posoiros nge es legal victory Thats Bamy!s amempting to land a plane, losded with people fiowers and an incapactated ight crew. Flowers?! We have a siom in the area and two indvidusis he con wn ssoeo a mililionimes? The surtsce area of the wings and body mass make no sense-Get nis on the air! Got Sand by-Were going lve. The way we work may be a mystery o Maiing bonees a ooees clolng a lo of small jobs But etime tell you about a smaleo ou doweT yellow!-Helo! Let, right down, hover.-Hover?-Forget hover. This isnt so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Bamy, what happened?! Wat, 1think we were on aunopliot the wnole sme-Tote e ceen helpn me w were notl Soars out i cannot fy a pian ofyouess pebeind wh that panicky sone in your volce! ts not a tone. m panicking! I cant do this! Vanessa, pull yourself togeher. You have to snap out of i: You snap out of t. You snap aut of it-You snaso You snso oitof -Yonap our of it-You shap out of it!-You sga 0u of You snep outo yellow.-Hello. All right, lets drop this tin can on the blscidop. Where? I cant see anyhing. Oan you? No, nothing. s all cloudy Oome on. You got to nink bee, Bam Thirksg pee-Terc Toinking peet Tanigg ce anking bee! Wata minute. I think teeng somesning-W Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!-Vanessa, alm tor the flower OK. Outhe engnes. Were going in on bee power. Resdy, boys? Amative! Good. Good Ess, now Thats a Laon tiower ResdyPal tesersel so around! -Nat tha: flower Tee coner one: Walch one-The - This's the only way I know how to fy. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is his plane ying in an insectke paem? Get your nose In there. Dont be atrald. Smell aull reverse Jist drop Be sge orme cemer Now drop it int opn, woman! Oome gassresdy Bamy swe did You deu Lisen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last polen trom he las: tiowers avalable anywhere on Earh. That means this is our les chance. Were the only cnes who msce hoeepoe ers ard oress e swere gonns seve as a spegiess s our momere ado ous s a pertect tt. All goma do are he sleeves. On, yeah. Thars our Bamy Mom! The bees are back! anybody needs to maike a call, now's the ime got afeeing wes e working e toraot you excuse me? My mosquto associste wll help you. Somy m late. He's a lawyer too? I was airesdy a blocd-sucking parsse All Ineeded was a brletcase Have e great eemoon Be a lifeime. sJust a status symbol. Bees make too much of Perhaps. Unless youre wearing and the ladles wonder wherehey were.-dont nw. Therd/splanned. Outside he hve, fying who knows where, doing who knows what. You canjust decloe o be a Posen uock You rave to be pred for the Right Look. Thats more pollen than you and 1 will see i No wonder we shouldnt kind of stut. s tertssic ts got all my special skls, even my sop-ten tavorte movies. Whats number one? Sar Wars? Nan, I dont go for that And m norsupooseo to Sepng hs, but they were all ng to klil me. And if t wasnt for you...I nad to thank you. ts jushow I was raised. Thac was a tewerd I dont lnow. Ootfee? idont want so put you outs no ouble caing wh a beeYesh. m taking to a bee And the bee s taking to me! IJus: want to say m gratetul. leave now -Wat! How did you leam to do tha?-Wha? The taking thing. st cottee-ihate to impose Dont be ridiculous!-Actualy, I would love a cup. Hey you want rum calke?-Ishouldnt-Have some-No, I cant-Oome on! m tying to am. kes wo nnuces eane You did? Wss she Bee-sh?-A wasp?! Your parents will ki you!-No, no, no, nptawesp.-Spider?- Im not atracted to spiderskow shebones: nng wn the e p legs and all. I cant ge: by ha tace. So who is she? she's human No, no. Thats a bee law. You wouldnt break a bee law.-Her name's Vanessa.- Oh, p on a foat sumounded by owers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in ahletic events? No. All right, Ive got one. How come you dontty everywhere? csian Vogue-r bet. Wha: in the name of Mighty Hercules is his? How did this get here? Cune Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Lios Priate Selec?-s he hat actor? ha Bees do now about his! This s sealing! A lot of sesling! Youve talken our homes, schools, hosptais! This is all we have! And ts on sale?! m geing tohe re sweet s 's your suppller? I dont undersisnd. 1hought we were iends. The las: hing we want to do is upset bees! Youre to0 lae ts ours now! You, sir, have Youre not desd Doi look desa0? They will wilpe anching hat moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto somehing huge here m going to Alaska Moose ofall of this! He Hector-You aimos: done?- Almos. He is here. I serse t Wel, Iguess l go home now and s esue s nice honey out, with no one around. Youtre bused, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can ak! 1 can tak. And now yostartkng Where you p owrWnar ityogesin rouble?-You a mosquto, you in rouble. Nobody likes us. They jus: smack. See a mosquto, smack, smack! A: lesst youre out in the world. Your Edcoioss e week esses, quotes on the bomom from the gues: even though you jus: heard 'em. Bear Week next week! Theyre scary, hairy and here Ive. Always leans le be This is Ken Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, sze ten and a hat. Vbram sole, Ibelleve. Why does he tak again? Listen, you bemer go 'csuse were reslly oeshop instesa of fiowers, people are gving balloon bouguets now. Those are great, If youre three. And articlal fowers. Ch, hose jus: get me psychotic!-Yeah Hanes imnome whour payng a royaty! ts an Incredible scene here in downtown Manhaan, where the world anlously wats, because for the firs: time in history we wll cos chWel snt the bee team You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorsble Judge Bumbleson presiding. All right. Cese number 4475, Superior Oourt of emen of re eny my grandmomher was a simple woman. Bon on a tarm, she belleved was man's dvine right o benet trom the bounty of nature God put betore us adaFor afwe lnow, he could be on serolds! Mr. Berson? Ladles and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. Im Jus: an ordinary bee. Honeys premy important to me. h ned oress e ha all he ime. So nice! Call your first witness. So, Mr. Kauss Vanderhayaden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you aso ora gar at hone Theyre very lovable creatures. Yogl Bear, Fozle Bear, Bulld-A-Bear. You mean lke his? Bears kll bees! Howd you lke hls head creshing through ve rave yet another example of bee cuture casualty stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-sbout stage name. Oh, plesse. Have you ever been stung. Mr. esdto blowenoy what I do. s haa crime? Not yet snt But is his wha: ts come to tor you? Exploting tiny, helpless bees so you dont have to rehearse your par ke mat nik ieys on our side. Are we doing everyhing right, legaly? Im a florist Right Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, helo.-Ken!-Helo. esoothais where Tususaly s Righ.there. Ken, Bamy was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsicks isnt really a special skl. You ge Yesh you do that Lopk aha You know, Ive jus: about had wih your ie mind games-Whats a?-aan Vogue. Mamma mia, hats a lot of pages. A lot of gnarly Excep: for those diy yelow rings! Kenneh! What are you doing?! You te eses oie led trom riag on this emotional roler cosser! Goodbye, Ken. And for your intormation, Iprefer sugartree aricial sweeseners made by man! m somy oece des: awyers Yeah Layton, youve goma weave some magic with his jury or ts gonna be all oer. Dont womy. The only thing I have o do to tum his jury around ne e beabug? ve seen a bee documentary or two. From wha: I undersand, doesnt your queen give birh to all the bee chilaren?- Yeah, but-Sothose aren have been telled by a winged beas: of desruclon! You see? You cant reat them lke equais! Theyre sriped saveges! Snging's he only thing they lnow! o TEogomerysHe buddy-Hes there much pain?-Yeah. L.Iblew the whole case, didnt i? doesnt mamer. What mamers is youre alve. You could have died enoogLook at us Wetre jus:a couple of bugs in this world. What willhe humans do to us hey win? I dont know.. 1 hear they purhe roaches In motels. Tha onndstSall any wey you can. And assuming youve done step comecty youre ready for the ub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where s the rest of eed no commpeng.evidence to suppor aheir charges against my cllents, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entre case! Mr. s codhhute sy le alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked Emoking or non? s his what nature Intended for us? Tow .otthe pees Venesss, we won! I lknew you could do t! High-five! Somry m OK! You know what his mears? All he honey wl finally belong to the bees. eweajong ame 27 millon years Oongranulaions on your victory Wha: will you demand as a selement? First, well demand a complete shundown of all unnecessary Inclusion of honey in bogus hesah products ddse soow0honban! Were shuting honey production! Mission abor. Aboring pollinaon and nectar detal. Retuming to base Adam, you wouldnt belleve) s the greates: hing in the world! I wes excted to be part of malking This wes my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to dot realy well. And sbok ver good, does ? No. And whose tsut do you think hat is? You lnow, m gonna guess bees. Bees? Speciicaly me. I didnt think bees not needing to sopsy my et. How about a sulcide pact How do we do -ri sng you, you sep on me. Thajus: kls you twice Right, right. Listen, Bamy somy, but i goms ge ke his. I know. Me neher. Tounament of Roses. Roses cant do sports. Wat a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Bay?-Roses are owers! sompletely closed down. Ithought maybe you were remodellng. But I have another ldes, and ts greater than my previous ldess combined. I dont want to hear t! All essdy Securty wil be ight. I have an ldes. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Officlal oral business. ts real Somy, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. was a gitt. Once wthout arousing susplclon. Once a:he airport, there's no ewe raveastenouaneollen to do the job! Ihink his s gonna work. s got to work. Aention, passengers, his is Captain Scom We have a bt of bad weather in - ogBeelpont teak outlMuentre specles What are you doing?-Wata minute! m an amomey!-Who's an anome? Dont move. Oh, Bamy Good atemoon, ames Was your stsus? This s vanessa Bloome. m a tioris: trom New York. Where's the plo? He's unconsclous, and so is the copliat. Not good. Does oing Ths s Bco Bumble. We have some late-breaking news trom JFK Arport, where a suspersetul scene is developing. Bamy Benson, tresh trom his Therve dore esough damage. But isnt he yourony hope? Technically, a bee shouldnt be able to y at all. Their wings are too smail Havent we heard this TO oeverone Thats why I want to ge: bees back towarking together. Thats the bee way! Were not made of JelHO. We get behind a fellow. Blsck and chence s sdo whst d do, you copy me win the wings of the pianel Donthave to yell. m not yeling! Were in a lot of trouble. ts very hard to concentrate owsze plaresygdont imow.Helo? Benson, got any towers tor a happy occasioninhere? The Pollen Jocs! They do get behind a tellow.-Biack and ecrearolo insinc Bring the nose down Thinking bee: Thinking bee Thinking bee! -Whatinme woriais on the tanmac?-Get some lights on tha gesa howenea shin. I mesn the glant puisscing fower made of miliors of bees! Pun forward. Nose down. Tsup. Rotate around - This is insane, Bamry worked Dd you see the giane tiower? Whar glant tower? Where? Cf course saw she tiower! Tha: was genius Thank you But were not done yet urs seychalns? Were bees! Keychain! Then folow me: Except Keychain Hold on, Barry Here Youve esrped this. Yeah! m a Pollen Jock! And esa me And 1dont see anicke Somesimes 3jus feel lke a plece of meat had no ides. Bamy tmsomy Have you got a moment? Would Sele ocs! sme to Thank you Bamy That bee s iving my teLes igo Keg Wnen wl his nghamere end?!-Le all go Beautul day roeed p Thats s what i was hinikingabout doing Kenl let Bamy bomow yourszor for his fu HOw o you e the sel of fiames" n ou Are there oher bugs in your Iite? No, but there are other things bugging me in t pee Mintgomery is about out of ldess. We would lke to call Mr. Bary Benson Bee tos hope nat was allrg tm wearinga Ohapsick he This is pane youge ohe of shem! Fine Tal and Sood ldea: You CAn real Yes How gooar ooyou Ive sog Oroerder The venom bees yesrerday when one ap301couse msomy 1 te s? ts notoueR Se dressed, ve p roolng te Ewwe asoystush!-Youre blufing-Am Surts up, dude! Poo waer! That bowl is Not as mucn. Water bug! Not siing sides! Ke e wn ewno o ger tolerate bee-negave nicknames Talke nim out. Hell have na But s justa prance-about sage name! evehave sosee venessa, 1us: wae oses Passdena, Oalitorn sweetheartPTm geming anenas Notan aascolesssee what hils babyll do. Hes what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in wih trafic us g so Trea twee0kwea ve just enough iose ear hair rimmer another bee jokeNoNo esO Wos ohn Travots a plotYes e sa minte There's a bee on that pianem gute emir y or chenge Have a gress atemeont Oan euip order end TEan pet them s এ sep wholspe ould you ke some noney with te ennie Just eave me Youte msomeveryone. Oan we ssoR herem to y-Sure is. Beween you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. Youhave got to szar thincng bee.my endTladrg eet umbers Aright Telke en, evenoody Wraa up gus.i had vinuey no rehessai for het Hmm yes Beeanu Movie script