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Memes, Mtv, and Pop: Teen Wolf episode 2 is now live on MTV ! 😱🍿 GRAB YOUR POP CORN AND HOLD YOUR BREATH 💞

Teen Wolf episode 2 is now live on MTV ! 😱🍿 GRAB YOUR POP CORN AND HOLD YOUR BREATH 💞

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Ass, Crazy, and Grandma: When your mom about to beat your ass and your grandma steps in My Grandmother is the REALEST OG I ever came across in my life. I was in the crib playing some Mw2 trying to get this nuke when my mom walks in front of the TV and starts yapping about me being lazy. When it comes to getting a nuke it takes the same concentration as trying to pull out. This was the ultimate disrespect. I couldn't let her slide. she was destined for a Chidori.. But I had to save my chakra for some XVIDEOS Later on. She wanted me to clean the basement before she came back from choir rehearsal. I remeber how crazy my mom was so I decided to start cleaning. I just finished vacuuming when my grandma comes downstairs eating corn chips. She sees my playing Cod and says " turn that violence off and read the bible". My grandma was a prayer warrior but I had to pray for these niggas cause i was about to nuke the shit out of Scrap Yard. At that moment my grandma drops some corn chips & gets the broom. I get my Chopper Gunner and I go to hide when I feel a inhuman presence behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom levitating on some super saying shit. She had her special belt with the spikes ready to whip the shit outta me. I try to dip and trip on the extension cord and fell. My life flashed before my eyes when in that moment my grandmother teleported in front of me and took a super lash to her chest. I was shocked but the look on my mom face said she fucked up. Grandma turned into granddad from the boondocks and tore my mom ass up. I'm sitting back enjoying this ass whooping. I was about to go get pop corn when I stepped on my controller and released a Semtex and died. I screamed "fuck" not realizing both of them where standing right there. Man they both came to they senses and started shredding my ass. Shit they were even taking turns and were in synch like the Siamese twins. That day I got Mississippi ass whooping. I couldn't sit for weeks. I don't play mw2 no more.
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