Who's got tattoos?
Grandpa has no chill 😅
Alone and unafraid, hoping she'll still let me smash
What does Hollywood get wrong the most? What pisses you off?
Talks with @grjbooks turn into dank tweets. Excited for this warrior- Best selling author to be on the podcast next month!
Recruit Sharp reporting as ordered, Sir
Thanks Connor 😂
I *will* be telling this joke on the podcast tomorrow 😈 @smokepitpodcast
Worst military strip club?
Anyone else feel the struggle?
This is literally the best way to describe what it means to "pop smoke"
This is the most accurate meme I’ve ever made. Don’t @ me
Our heroes deserve better 😤
"What do you mean you want to see my ID? I fought in stuff for America or whatever."
Hide the pain
Sneaky woman you
At least your buddy in the next lane qualified.
Yooo who would do such a thing?? 😰😰
If there’s Marines on that ship you should be real worried 😰
If you’ve never felt this anxiety you’re probably stolen valor
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip?...
I don’t know why this is funny. This is *exactly* what I say to pick up chicks and 60% of the time it works everytime 💁🏻♂️
Alexa play "Hurt"
What do you guys honestly think about it?
Wait a minute 🤔
He gotta point 🤷🏻♂️