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Books, Bored, and Call Me Maybe: Medieval Village and Bored Assholes uck stome some background: I work weekends at a small medieval village about an hour outside of town. We're not hugely popular, but we always have at least 30-50 people in the village, and it's always* the same types of people: the enthusiastic little kids in costumes, the high teenagers, the adult cosplayers the newlyweds, and the lonely bored men who want nothing more than the rush of catching you on something historically inaccurate. T play the scribe and run the bookshop, because l can do calligraphy and I know some Latin. it's primarily a store though, and people are supposed to buy books or calligraphy commissions. Mostlye just want me to write their name fancy. It's pretty straightforward But one day this guy comes wandering in with this sneer and I just know he's gonna be a dick. give him my usual scripted welcome, and out of the gate he asks how it's historically accurate for the town scribe to be a woman I have an answer prepared, saying something about my father keeping the ledgers and never having a son, so he taught me my letters and sent me to the local priest to learn my Latin. He asks a handful more uncomfortable obnoxious questions and all I can think is T'm on minimum wage to the cent, I'm stuffed into a starched frock, and l'm clearly just a local teenager" but l keep smiling and tolerating it.T answer all of his questions correctly until bored asshole (BA): "So if you learned your Latin from a priest I'm sure you can say an authentic medieval latin prayer for me now?" and I kinda freeze, because l'm Jewish and don't know any Christian prayers at all, and the only Latin I can remember was from a class project where we translated pop songs into various languages me: "eho te convenivi tamquam et hic furor est sed hic numerus meus est ita invoca me fortasse" BA is finally shut up and satisfies and leaves (without buying anything) and content not knowing that the blessing was the chorus of Call Me Maybe The most heartfelt prayer in any language
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Baked, Books, and Boxing: the signs and the five senses aries: the smell of cigarette smoke, the sight of libra: the smell of vanilla, the sight of painted empty streets at night, the sound of handprints on a wall, the sound of a movie uncontrollable laughter, the taste of tea, the feel soundtrack, the taste of italian food, the feel of a of many kisses. warm bubble bath. taurus: the smell of fresh flowers, the sight of scorpio: the smell of bonfires, the sight of words scribbled out on paper, the sound of a bookshelves in libraries, the sound of a type guilty pleasure pop song, the taste of writer, the taste of whiskey, the feel of an marshmallows, the feel of a good night's sleep. oversized jumper. gemini: the smell of expensive perfume, the sight of sunsets, the sound of water ripples, the sagittarius: the smell of candles, the sight of taste of champagne, the feel of a bathroom tile fairy lights, the sound of a church choir, the taste of mint, the feel of nostalgia. bare-footed. cancer: the smell of baked goods, the sight of capricorn: the smell of book pages, the sight of sunflowers, the sound of seagulls, the taste of tartan patterns, the sound of a busy city street, soft icecream, the feel of sand between your the taste of coffee, the feel of ambition. toes, leo: aquarius: the smell of nail polish, the sight of a the smell of an evening barbecue, the sight full moon, the sound of a music box, the taste of of sparklers, the sound of whistling, the taste of liquorice, the feel of goosebumps. coca-cola, the feel of warm sunshine. pisces: the smell of swimming pools, the sight of virgo: the smell of a forest, the sight of vines on a messed up bed, the sound of a piano, the taste buildings, the sound of vinyls, the taste of avocado, the feel of leaves rustling under your of pancakes, the feel of first love shoes. waaaooh

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Being Alone, Bitch, and Confused: Lena Dunham Slams Justin Bieber for Promoting Rape Culture September 2, 2015 By. Olivia Jakiel lmage By Getty images Oh, this just got M-E-S-S.Y Instagranm Actress Lena Dunham had something to say about these lyrics from Justin Bieber's new single, "What Do You Mean?" "What do you mean?/When you nod your head yes/But you wanna say no/What do you mean?" Lena Dunham @lenadunham Let's do away with pop songs where a girl nods yes when she means no and vice versa, k? 11:28 AM-31 Aug 2015 2,358 plasticroyal: ainslee: foolishlyfall: imminent-death-syndrome: Excuse me but arenโ€™t you the same bitch that molested your little sister?ย  okay but literally in his video when sheโ€™s clearly consenting, saying yes, letโ€™s have sex, heโ€™s into it but whenever she pushes him away he completely gets up in the video and puts his shirt back on. when she pushes him away the first time he leaves her alone/sits up. he literally stops whenever she wants him to and is just saying heโ€™s confused at what she wants: does she want him or not? (+ in a way that he isnโ€™t even A N G R Y about it, just confused) in the video he literally doesnโ€™t show any indication that heโ€™s forcing/pressuring her into anything ever when it comes to the more sensual scenes. the lyrics arent even implying anything non consensual?? infact heโ€™s attempting to clarify.. heโ€™s just asking what she meansโ€ฆ Lena needs to shut the fuck up i swear
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