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Jesus, Meme, and Singing: RedDyeNumber4 Let's make the Cuil a unit of measurement. One Cuil One level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation. Example: You ask me for a Hamburger. 1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. 2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground 3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia 4 Cuils: Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow, Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe. 5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches conan-rk900: jaspervevo: shadzu: ehjorth: toulouselastartrek: okatu: the cuil theory jesus CHRIST tHIS IS THE SINGLE MOST BRILLIANT THING I HAVE EVER HEARD I WAS IN HYSTERICS AT 2 CUIL i find this hilarious considering The Cuil Theory was a popular meme back in 2012, with a similar format as a popular Welcome To Nightvale meme. “weird” posts would usually have an additional reblog with “and now, the weather” in reference to WTNV but for a few months, “weird’ posts would be ended with “i give you a hamburger”. the peak of the meme was around late october of 2012, the actual video itself being published february of 2012.  its a meme revival And now… The weather.
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