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        natural–blues:

decrystallize:

witchtimez:

onlyblackgirl:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways


nice okay we’re off to a good start


oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off


banksy’s family found this article

Why old people so mad.

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.
But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-
Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-
Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now


I had a professor, way older, talk at a great length about how his generation is more well read than Millenials. When it was brought up that our generation reads more, he literally came out of nowhere with “Well, that’s not the point. See, my generation was better informed. You kids don’t know what it is to actually sit down and read for information. This generation is the least informed of any previous generation! Other generations sat and read, listened to the radio for information. There’s access, but are any of you *actually* informed? No. If I wanted to know what happened in Finland to make it a country, I would go to the library, speak to another human being, and check out books to read on the subject. We were happy to do it.”
A girl a few seats behind me goes,  “Bullshit. If I want to know that, I can Google that in a few seconds depending on my signal. I can youtube or Netflix a documentary on Finnish History. I can listen to podcasts made by Scandinavian historians. I can use Duolingo to get a better than basic understanding of the language, and use Amazon same-day to get a book in my hand by my last class of the day, delivered to the class. I can order Finnish food on my ubereats app, find a language partner chat app to video with people in Helsinki, use Google Earth to visit, patronise interactive museums, and stream the most popular films from the country *right now*. If I so desire I can take an opensource course from a highly accredited university about the same subject and apply to study abroad with a trusted program with the click of a button. I can use Tinder to find me someone there to get some with, I can buy plane tickets and find a top rated hotel for a good price with great reviews and stream their local radio stations with an app. I can buy train tickets, bus tickets and rent a car. We aren’t less informed. We just don’t learn things we don’t give a shit about or need just to say we did all smug about it. Stop sneering at us for the access your generation dreamed of giving us actually happening just because your old ass doesn’t know how to use it.”
: Millennials Are Out-
 Reading Older Generations
 But younger Americans value library services less than more senior
 cohorts, study finds
natural–blues:

decrystallize:

witchtimez:

onlyblackgirl:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways


nice okay we’re off to a good start


oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off


banksy’s family found this article

Why old people so mad.

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.
But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-
Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-
Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now


I had a professor, way older, talk at a great length about how his generation is more well read than Millenials. When it was brought up that our generation reads more, he literally came out of nowhere with “Well, that’s not the point. See, my generation was better informed. You kids don’t know what it is to actually sit down and read for information. This generation is the least informed of any previous generation! Other generations sat and read, listened to the radio for information. There’s access, but are any of you *actually* informed? No. If I wanted to know what happened in Finland to make it a country, I would go to the library, speak to another human being, and check out books to read on the subject. We were happy to do it.”
A girl a few seats behind me goes,  “Bullshit. If I want to know that, I can Google that in a few seconds depending on my signal. I can youtube or Netflix a documentary on Finnish History. I can listen to podcasts made by Scandinavian historians. I can use Duolingo to get a better than basic understanding of the language, and use Amazon same-day to get a book in my hand by my last class of the day, delivered to the class. I can order Finnish food on my ubereats app, find a language partner chat app to video with people in Helsinki, use Google Earth to visit, patronise interactive museums, and stream the most popular films from the country *right now*. If I so desire I can take an opensource course from a highly accredited university about the same subject and apply to study abroad with a trusted program with the click of a button. I can use Tinder to find me someone there to get some with, I can buy plane tickets and find a top rated hotel for a good price with great reviews and stream their local radio stations with an app. I can buy train tickets, bus tickets and rent a car. We aren’t less informed. We just don’t learn things we don’t give a shit about or need just to say we did all smug about it. Stop sneering at us for the access your generation dreamed of giving us actually happening just because your old ass doesn’t know how to use it.”

        

            
            

                
                
                    natural–blues:

decrystallize:

witchtimez:

onlyblackgirl:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways


nice okay we’re off to a good start


oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off


banksy’s family found this article

Why old people so mad.

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.
But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-
Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-
Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now


I had a professor, way older, talk at a great length about how his generation is more well read than Millenials. When it was brought up that our generation reads more, he literally came out of nowhere with “Well, that’s not the point. See, my generation was better informed. You kids don’t know what it is to actually sit down and read for information. This generation is the least informed of any previous generation! Other generations sat and read, listened to the radio for information. There’s access, but are any of you *actually* informed? No. If I wanted to know what happened in Finland to make it a country, I would go to the library, speak to another human being, and check out books to read on the subject. We were happy to do it.”
A girl a few seats behind me goes,  “Bullshit. If I want to know that, I can Google that in a few seconds depending on my signal. I can youtube or Netflix a documentary on Finnish History. I can listen to podcasts made by Scandinavian historians. I can use Duolingo to get a better than basic understanding of the language, and use Amazon same-day to get a book in my hand by my last class of the day, delivered to the class. I can order Finnish food on my ubereats app, find a language partner chat app to video with people in Helsinki, use Google Earth to visit, patronise interactive museums, and stream the most popular films from the country *right now*. If I so desire I can take an opensource course from a highly accredited university about the same subject and apply to study abroad with a trusted program with the click of a button. I can use Tinder to find me someone there to get some with, I can buy plane tickets and find a top rated hotel for a good price with great reviews and stream their local radio stations with an app. I can buy train tickets, bus tickets and rent a car. We aren’t less informed. We just don’t learn things we don’t give a shit about or need just to say we did all smug about it. Stop sneering at us for the access your generation dreamed of giving us actually happening just because your old ass doesn’t know how to use it.”
: Millennials Are Out-
 Reading Older Generations
 But younger Americans value library services less than more senior
 cohorts, study finds
natural–blues:

decrystallize:

witchtimez:

onlyblackgirl:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

m4ge:

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways


nice okay we’re off to a good start


oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off


banksy’s family found this article

Why old people so mad.

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.
But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-
Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-
Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now


I had a professor, way older, talk at a great length about how his generation is more well read than Millenials. When it was brought up that our generation reads more, he literally came out of nowhere with “Well, that’s not the point. See, my generation was better informed. You kids don’t know what it is to actually sit down and read for information. This generation is the least informed of any previous generation! Other generations sat and read, listened to the radio for information. There’s access, but are any of you *actually* informed? No. If I wanted to know what happened in Finland to make it a country, I would go to the library, speak to another human being, and check out books to read on the subject. We were happy to do it.”
A girl a few seats behind me goes,  “Bullshit. If I want to know that, I can Google that in a few seconds depending on my signal. I can youtube or Netflix a documentary on Finnish History. I can listen to podcasts made by Scandinavian historians. I can use Duolingo to get a better than basic understanding of the language, and use Amazon same-day to get a book in my hand by my last class of the day, delivered to the class. I can order Finnish food on my ubereats app, find a language partner chat app to video with people in Helsinki, use Google Earth to visit, patronise interactive museums, and stream the most popular films from the country *right now*. If I so desire I can take an opensource course from a highly accredited university about the same subject and apply to study abroad with a trusted program with the click of a button. I can use Tinder to find me someone there to get some with, I can buy plane tickets and find a top rated hotel for a good price with great reviews and stream their local radio stations with an app. I can buy train tickets, bus tickets and rent a car. We aren’t less informed. We just don’t learn things we don’t give a shit about or need just to say we did all smug about it. Stop sneering at us for the access your generation dreamed of giving us actually happening just because your old ass doesn’t know how to use it.”

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Is Love a Feeling or a Choice?: oo US. Cellular -
 10:38 AM
 0 100%
 acutelesbian
 A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is,
 or what scares me most. And I know they expect
 an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or
 people dressed like animals, but how do I tell
 them that when I was 17 I took a class called
 Relationships For Life and I learned that most
 people fall out of love for the same reasons they
 fell in it. That their lover's once endearing
 stubbornness has now become refusal to
 compromise and their one track mind is now
 immaturity and their bad habits that you once
 adored is now money down the drain. Their
 spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible
 and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy,
 just another distraction in your busy life
 Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought
 that I can become ugly to someone who once
 thought all the stars were in my eyes
 fat-thin-skinny
 this fucks me up every single time
 acutelesbian
 I never expected this to be my most popular
 poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was
 extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I
 o0 U.S. Cellular
 I never expected this to be my most popular
 poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was
 extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I
 left out the most beautiful part of that class
 10:38 AM
 100%
 After my teacher introduced us to this theory
 she asked us, "is love a feeling? Or is it a
 choice?" We were all a bunch of teenagers.
 urally we said it was a feeling. She said that if
 we clung to that belief, we'd never have a lasting
 relationship of any sort.
 She made us interview a dozen adults who were
 or had been married and we asked them about
 their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed
 At the end, I asked every single person if love
 was an emotion or a choice
 Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a
 conscious commitment. It was something you
 choose to make work every day with a person
 who has chosen the same thing. They all said
 that at one point in their marriage, the "feeling of
 love" had vanished or faded and they weren't
 happy. They said feelings are always changing
 and you cannot build something that will last on
 such a shaky foundation.
 The married ones said that when things were
 bad, they chose to open the communication,
 chose to identify what broke and how to fix it,
 eeeoo U.S. Cellular
 10:38 AM
 100%
 bad, they chose to open the communication,
 chose to identify what broke and how to fix it,
 and chose to recreate something worth falling in
 love with
 The divorced ones said they chose to walk away
 Ever since that class, since that project, I never
 looked at relationships the same way. I
 understood why arranged marriages were
 successful. I discovered the difference in
 feelings and commitments. I've never gone for
 the person who makes my heart flutter or my
 head spin. I've chosen the people who were
 committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding
 something to adore even on the ugliest days
 I no longer fear the day someone who swore I
 was their universe can no longer see the stars in
 my eyes as long as they still choose to look until
 they find them again.
 fr3ight-train
 This is so fucking important and I think it's
 something I needed right novw
 Since you've been gone Source: acutelesbian
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                    Is Love a Feeling or a Choice?: oo US. Cellular -
 10:38 AM
 0 100%
 acutelesbian
 A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is,
 or what scares me most. And I know they expect
 an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or
 people dressed like animals, but how do I tell
 them that when I was 17 I took a class called
 Relationships For Life and I learned that most
 people fall out of love for the same reasons they
 fell in it. That their lover's once endearing
 stubbornness has now become refusal to
 compromise and their one track mind is now
 immaturity and their bad habits that you once
 adored is now money down the drain. Their
 spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible
 and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy,
 just another distraction in your busy life
 Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought
 that I can become ugly to someone who once
 thought all the stars were in my eyes
 fat-thin-skinny
 this fucks me up every single time
 acutelesbian
 I never expected this to be my most popular
 poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was
 extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I
 o0 U.S. Cellular
 I never expected this to be my most popular
 poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was
 extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I
 left out the most beautiful part of that class
 10:38 AM
 100%
 After my teacher introduced us to this theory
 she asked us, "is love a feeling? Or is it a
 choice?" We were all a bunch of teenagers.
 urally we said it was a feeling. She said that if
 we clung to that belief, we'd never have a lasting
 relationship of any sort.
 She made us interview a dozen adults who were
 or had been married and we asked them about
 their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed
 At the end, I asked every single person if love
 was an emotion or a choice
 Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a
 conscious commitment. It was something you
 choose to make work every day with a person
 who has chosen the same thing. They all said
 that at one point in their marriage, the "feeling of
 love" had vanished or faded and they weren't
 happy. They said feelings are always changing
 and you cannot build something that will last on
 such a shaky foundation.
 The married ones said that when things were
 bad, they chose to open the communication,
 chose to identify what broke and how to fix it,
 eeeoo U.S. Cellular
 10:38 AM
 100%
 bad, they chose to open the communication,
 chose to identify what broke and how to fix it,
 and chose to recreate something worth falling in
 love with
 The divorced ones said they chose to walk away
 Ever since that class, since that project, I never
 looked at relationships the same way. I
 understood why arranged marriages were
 successful. I discovered the difference in
 feelings and commitments. I've never gone for
 the person who makes my heart flutter or my
 head spin. I've chosen the people who were
 committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding
 something to adore even on the ugliest days
 I no longer fear the day someone who swore I
 was their universe can no longer see the stars in
 my eyes as long as they still choose to look until
 they find them again.
 fr3ight-train
 This is so fucking important and I think it's
 something I needed right novw
 Since you've been gone Source: acutelesbian
 1,226,982 notes
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        thatssoproblematic:

pymparticles:

Scientists have discovered the animal kingdom first female penis.
They have also discovered a new way to make me say “Well, goddamn”.

“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.
: MATING LASTS40 TO 7
 HOURS THANKS TO THE
 FEMALE'S INFLATABLE
 SPINY PENIS
thatssoproblematic:

pymparticles:

Scientists have discovered the animal kingdom first female penis.
They have also discovered a new way to make me say “Well, goddamn”.

“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.

        

            
            

                
                
                    thatssoproblematic:

pymparticles:

Scientists have discovered the animal kingdom first female penis.
They have also discovered a new way to make me say “Well, goddamn”.

“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.
: MATING LASTS40 TO 7
 HOURS THANKS TO THE
 FEMALE'S INFLATABLE
 SPINY PENIS
thatssoproblematic:

pymparticles:

Scientists have discovered the animal kingdom first female penis.
They have also discovered a new way to make me say “Well, goddamn”.

“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        scumbag-vanguard:

ctron164:

herdreadsrock:

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

Awwww


This story was different actually??? And even better???The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week. It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday.He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him. That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.: Every Thursdav, my daughter gets so excited to stand out on the
 sidewalk and wave to her favorite trashman! Last week, she
 decided that she wanted to bring him a homemade muffin. To our
 surprise, it iust so happened that the Thursday she picked was his
 biřthday! He said it was the only gift he received.
 The smile on both of their faces were priceless
scumbag-vanguard:

ctron164:

herdreadsrock:

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

Awwww


This story was different actually??? And even better???The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week. It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday.He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him. That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.
        

            
            

                
                
                    scumbag-vanguard:

ctron164:

herdreadsrock:

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

Awwww


This story was different actually??? And even better???The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week. It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday.He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him. That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.: Every Thursdav, my daughter gets so excited to stand out on the
 sidewalk and wave to her favorite trashman! Last week, she
 decided that she wanted to bring him a homemade muffin. To our
 surprise, it iust so happened that the Thursday she picked was his
 biřthday! He said it was the only gift he received.
 The smile on both of their faces were priceless
scumbag-vanguard:

ctron164:

herdreadsrock:

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

Awwww


This story was different actually??? And even better???The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week. It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday.He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him. That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        jackskellington84:
sophettestuff:

sanjha-a-kitani:

schmergo:
The official Starbucks facebook account reviewed my pitches for new Frappuccinos based on mythical creatures to follow the unicorn one
I love how it starts out with the dragon one which could theoretically be done and then just devolves into “it’s just blood”.


I know right jsjsjsj


I love this too much
: oo0 Verizon LTE 12:49 PM
 Search
 Starbucks
 3 hrs .
 Hey Starbucks, as the unicorn frappuccino
 was so popular, thought I'd pitch a few
 suggestions for fraps based on other
 mythical creatures:
 Dragon frappuccino: Made with dragonfruit,
 cinnamon, and fiery hot chiles. A shameless
 ploy to acquire gold.
 Werewolf frappuccino: Seems like a normal
 chocolate frap (werewolves love chocolate)
 but the caffeine doesn't kick in until the next
 full moon. And boy howdy, does it kick in.
 Mermaid frappuccino: Extra foam and sea salt
 caramel drizzle. Comes with a free Danish in
 honor of Hans Christian Anderson.
 Centaur: Has an oatmeal raisin cookie
 crumble crust. Oats for the horse and raisins
 for the wine-lovina human Whinned cream is
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 Fairy frappuccino: A delightful delicate flavor
 of honeysuckle and lavender, it has the
 unfortunate effect of making you fall in love
 with the next live creature that you see.
 Pixie frappuccino: MIXED WITH TGE
 POWDER OF WITH 15 PIXIE STICKS
 Elf frappuccino: Made with the most
 important food groups- candy, candy canes,
 candy corn, and syrup. Keebler cookie
 crumbles
 Hobbit frappuccino: Only served in size tall.
 Get one for breakfast and get a second one
 free!
 Ogre frappuccino: Looks green and putrid on
 the outside, but has layers of different flavors
 that will Smash your Mouth
 Zombie frappuccino: like a normal frap, but
 with SEVERAL extra shots of espresso
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 Wizard frappuccino: Butterbeer
 Witch frappuccino: You'd think it would be
 the same as the wizard frap, but it has eye of
 newt and toe of frog #everydaysexism
 Yeti frappuccino: Tastes like a lemon snow
 cone, with Himalayan pink salt
 Alien frappuccino: They actually do have this
 in the Starbucks at one government building
 in New Mexico, but it's on the secret menu
 Ghost frappuccino: Zero calories. Probably
 just blended ice.
 Poltergeist frappuccino: Hurls itself against
 the wall after you pay for it
 Vampire frappuccino: Blood. It's just blood.
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 Or most of these
 monstrosities
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 Hi, Megan. Thanks for the
 awesome suggestions! They
 raise some interesting food
 safety and supply chain
 concerns, but hey, maybe it'll
 just be a fun challenge for our
 product development teams
 who are used to more
 traditional sourcing
 methods. ;)
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jackskellington84:
sophettestuff:

sanjha-a-kitani:

schmergo:
The official Starbucks facebook account reviewed my pitches for new Frappuccinos based on mythical creatures to follow the unicorn one
I love how it starts out with the dragon one which could theoretically be done and then just devolves into “it’s just blood”.


I know right jsjsjsj


I love this too much

        

            
            

                
                
                    jackskellington84:
sophettestuff:

sanjha-a-kitani:

schmergo:
The official Starbucks facebook account reviewed my pitches for new Frappuccinos based on mythical creatures to follow the unicorn one
I love how it starts out with the dragon one which could theoretically be done and then just devolves into “it’s just blood”.


I know right jsjsjsj


I love this too much
: oo0 Verizon LTE 12:49 PM
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 Starbucks
 3 hrs .
 Hey Starbucks, as the unicorn frappuccino
 was so popular, thought I'd pitch a few
 suggestions for fraps based on other
 mythical creatures:
 Dragon frappuccino: Made with dragonfruit,
 cinnamon, and fiery hot chiles. A shameless
 ploy to acquire gold.
 Werewolf frappuccino: Seems like a normal
 chocolate frap (werewolves love chocolate)
 but the caffeine doesn't kick in until the next
 full moon. And boy howdy, does it kick in.
 Mermaid frappuccino: Extra foam and sea salt
 caramel drizzle. Comes with a free Danish in
 honor of Hans Christian Anderson.
 Centaur: Has an oatmeal raisin cookie
 crumble crust. Oats for the horse and raisins
 for the wine-lovina human Whinned cream is
 Write a comment..
 Post

 o Verizon LTE 12:49 PM
 Q Searclh
 Fairy frappuccino: A delightful delicate flavor
 of honeysuckle and lavender, it has the
 unfortunate effect of making you fall in love
 with the next live creature that you see.
 Pixie frappuccino: MIXED WITH TGE
 POWDER OF WITH 15 PIXIE STICKS
 Elf frappuccino: Made with the most
 important food groups- candy, candy canes,
 candy corn, and syrup. Keebler cookie
 crumbles
 Hobbit frappuccino: Only served in size tall.
 Get one for breakfast and get a second one
 free!
 Ogre frappuccino: Looks green and putrid on
 the outside, but has layers of different flavors
 that will Smash your Mouth
 Zombie frappuccino: like a normal frap, but
 with SEVERAL extra shots of espresso
 Write a comment...
 Post

 ooo Verizon LTE 12:49 PM
 Q Searclh
 Wizard frappuccino: Butterbeer
 Witch frappuccino: You'd think it would be
 the same as the wizard frap, but it has eye of
 newt and toe of frog #everydaysexism
 Yeti frappuccino: Tastes like a lemon snow
 cone, with Himalayan pink salt
 Alien frappuccino: They actually do have this
 in the Starbucks at one government building
 in New Mexico, but it's on the secret menu
 Ghost frappuccino: Zero calories. Probably
 just blended ice.
 Poltergeist frappuccino: Hurls itself against
 the wall after you pay for it
 Vampire frappuccino: Blood. It's just blood.
 2 Shares
 Write a comment...
 Э| Post

 ooo VerizonLTE 12:49 PM
 Search
 egan Anne Fraedric
 Or most of these
 monstrosities
 1 HOUR AGO LIKE
 REPLY
 2
 Write a reply..
 Starbucks
 Hi, Megan. Thanks for the
 awesome suggestions! They
 raise some interesting food
 safety and supply chain
 concerns, but hey, maybe it'll
 just be a fun challenge for our
 product development teams
 who are used to more
 traditional sourcing
 methods. ;)
 1 HOUR AGO LIKED 13 REPLY
 Write a comment...
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jackskellington84:
sophettestuff:

sanjha-a-kitani:

schmergo:
The official Starbucks facebook account reviewed my pitches for new Frappuccinos based on mythical creatures to follow the unicorn one
I love how it starts out with the dragon one which could theoretically be done and then just devolves into “it’s just blood”.


I know right jsjsjsj


I love this too much

                    
                
            

            
                
                
jackskellington84:
sophettestuff:

sanjha-a-kitani:

schmergo:
The official Starbucks facebook account reviewed my pitches for new Frappu...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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