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Moms, Too Much, and True: snorlaxatives who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss mattandjones lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict ceb3rus I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.l feel as though they'd be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties dreamnectar All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories alwaysasideways8 l think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they're used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks greenekangaroo this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash Source: snorlaxatives 1,590 points • 216 comments - Lush employees vs Bath and Body Works employees - IWSMT has amazing images, videos and anectodes to waste your time on
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Af, Anaconda, and Confused: Thread I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. Thread* 48 PM 39 Aug 18 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder machine ahopping my soul around and t vary attractwe young laxty No bio. Fairly innocuous l text her n we make amall tak abt work or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa hic huge precentation im werkin on for my job, would you be ottended if I got back to you ve gol more free time? youre cute and t want to meer you Im just oo busy m thought wel that's an owerty elaborate way to ghest somsone i say TolI woudrt be offended Isotaty get t me up when you're iree thank you t was wormed you late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ n my head Tm Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget about her then I remember and go back o tinder andic ontt ind i that's ward she deleted her tinder buti take it s overly elaborate ghoating methods Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM omomow t was wondering if you wanted wa coukd go get drinks ater and see what happens m like wel iibe daned Genuinely didnt think she would message me around todoy and tomonow but just conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the stage thes weead ot say sure thing lpoking formand bo it This moming she texts me at 9 am hey it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud clear up in time for our de I'm ike coot ill be there Iplay football wth gerwond aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt says singer actress, model, 3000 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it 0 I make my way to Unign Square Eat a hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh Manhattn shit e random a She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn but jut meet me by te stage then we can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of e fucking stage sol stand af so tha ade a bit 0 Eventusly ee a giiming towards bockstage wn two enonmoue bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its her and fm thinking WHAT THN l stay back and oosess the snuation and fuck imma playing and she gets on the stage and im so fucking confused but think wel guees she's a social mecde rality or 0 L immeciately think Im too fucking old She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for coming outbet you re oll mondering the fuck is this about 0 She then ays kow al of yog hee are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0 Then she says l've invited you all here for proceads to gve a hunger pane about wtut its gomna take to 0 L THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND D THEM THESAME SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN 0 Every man n ne owd look down ard mimes WHAT IN 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl NAME OF SCOOBY Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal he falopian fortitude the g possesses This is top 10 gremest and plaged TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING FMVAN CIVILIZATION DONT GET GOT THE END clare harper flood herpoonen h weet your l We in 2018, she in 2058
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Af, Anaconda, and Confused: Thread I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. Thread* 48 PM 39 Aug 18 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder machine ahopping my soul around and t vary attractwe young laxty No bio. Fairly innocuous l text her n we make amall tak abt work or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa hic huge precentation im werkin on for my job, would you be ottended if I got back to you ve gol more free time? youre cute and t want to meer you Im just oo busy m thought wel that's an owerty elaborate way to ghest somsone i say TolI woudrt be offended Isotaty get t me up when you're iree thank you t was wormed you late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ n my head Tm Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget about her then I remember and go back o tinder andic ontt ind i that's ward she deleted her tinder buti take it s overly elaborate ghoating methods Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM omomow t was wondering if you wanted wa coukd go get drinks ater and see what happens m like wel iibe daned Genuinely didnt think she would message me around todoy and tomonow but just conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the stage thes weead ot say sure thing lpoking formand bo it This moming she texts me at 9 am hey it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud clear up in time for our de I'm ike coot ill be there Iplay football wth gerwond aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt says singer actress, model, 3000 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it 0 I make my way to Unign Square Eat a hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh Manhattn shit e random a She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn but jut meet me by te stage then we can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of e fucking stage sol stand af so tha ade a bit 0 Eventusly ee a giiming towards bockstage wn two enonmoue bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its her and fm thinking WHAT THN l stay back and oosess the snuation and fuck imma playing and she gets on the stage and im so fucking confused but think wel guees she's a social mecde rality or 0 L immeciately think Im too fucking old She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for coming outbet you re oll mondering the fuck is this about 0 She then ays kow al of yog hee are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0 Then she says l've invited you all here for proceads to gve a hunger pane about wtut its gomna take to 0 L THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND D THEM THESAME SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN 0 Every man n ne owd look down ard mimes WHAT IN 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl NAME OF SCOOBY Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal he falopian fortitude the g possesses This is top 10 gremest and plaged TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING FMVAN CIVILIZATION DONT GET GOT THE END clare harper flood herpoonen h weet your l We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi MORE MEMES
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Apparently, Dad, and Fashion: 110ROGER ZELAZNY 44 your purpose and you had to die. They left us small rights, we should have killed you--and you know it ng you with your life forfeit for attem it my lip. There were many things I might say. But THE HAND OF OBERON something approximating the truth, he did have a point. And I k Shadow physically in a somewhat similar fashion. He lays his min place he would visit, forms a kind of mental doorway, and simp steps through. For that matter, I believe he can sometimes tell what peopl thinking It is almost as if he has himself become some sort of livin these things because I have seen him do them. Near the enc ahen we had him under surveillance in the palace he had eluded us onc is was the time he traveled to the shadow Earth and ha times We did not yet know that he could summon things through Shadov he became aware that you had escaped your confinemen e summoned a horrid beast which attacked Caine, who was then his bood "Eric," he said, "figured that your eyesight might eventhually be knowing the way we regenerate-given time. It was a vety deet he can travel through Shadow with his mind, tha he seeks in Shadow, and then bring it not understand the power that he possesses," he said, "but it i chair locate what anyone's satisfaction-exce a move to sure his own continued reign beyond the t And I wil tell you frankly that he simply wanted to imprion vor an act of will without moving from the chair, and he ca pt for killing you. That would have been tor are "The whose idea was the blinding?" He as silent again for a long while. Then he spoke very sodil on oubls f Bedlam. After his recapture, one of us remained wit me out, please. It was mine, and it may have saved inst you had to be tantamount to death, ot their bet some future time. They could have used your Trump b thi t in the ibary when we brought him back. I which I do not understand re we could, and I did not see him again you, or they could have used it to free you in order to another move against Eric. Blinded, however, there was and you were of no use for an you by taking you out of the picture for a time, and it saved us from a noNot tota egregious act which might one day be held against us. As we saw t, he e once, wealy t totaly, then.," he said no choice. It was the only thing we could do. There could be no Fiona has similar strengths, and I believe Bleys did also. Between th of them, they could apparently annul most of Brand's power while the a case, I wonder how they managed to confine him at all?" ng e th r a time, have in mind Not totlly," I said. "He got a message to Random. In fact, he reache leniency either, or we might be suspected of having some use for gnke though the deteones The moment you assumed any such semblance of value you would hre heWht do you know of all their byplay with me-con a dead man. The most we could do was look the other way wheneve lil me, saving me." Rein contrived to comfort you. That was all that could be done. know of all their byplay with me-confining me, trying That I do not understand," he said, "except that it was part of the pow trugle within their own group. They had had a falling out amongst ther whe, and one side or the other had some use for you. So, naturally, o had ecover your sight that quickly, nor that you would be able to ou did. How did you manage it?" tleeas tying to kill you while the oth d couse, Bleys got the most mileage out of you, in that attack he launched "Does Macy's tell Gimbel's?" I said. shadow Earth, Well hati wWhat Brand told me, but it jibes with all sorts of secon "I said-never mind. What do you know of Brand's imprisommet He regarded me once more. "All I know is that there was some sort of falling out withoide afraid to let him run loose. When we freed him from their compm And you said you feared him enough to to l y now, after all this time, when all of this is history and the plen at tht a he ted again? He was weak, virtually helpless. Wathamk Tla you countenance Fiona in Amber," 1 said. "In fact, you are mo sosy mles id of us all. Pity Dad was always k the particulars. For some reason, Bleys and Fiona were afad d was apparently more afraid of having prisonment-Fiona Courne, he said, smling, "I have always been very fond of Fior ed. literatureandtrees:🌱

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Dude, Life, and Love: Joshua Raclaw @joshraclaw Watching Thor: Ragnorok and never get tired of hearing Bruce Banner brag about his 7 PhDs like it's a sign of brilliance and not just poor career planning, dude. Like, maybe do the one PhD and then some postdocs, guy Joshua Raclaw @joshraclaw And can you imagine being on his committee SEVEN TIMES? I mean, sure, seven different advisors, but he must have dragged at least one poor faculty member across all those committees he had to put together. Joshua Raclaw @joshraclaw And I really feel for his seventh advisor. Like you have to know this dude doesn't even love your discipline that much. He picked it last! He's obviously just going for the seventh because it has a far nicer ring that "that Banner guy with the 6 PhDs" Joshua Raclaw @joshraclaw Addendum: tney do tnis with Charies Xavier, too. Check out his Wikipedia page under the POWERS & ABILITIES SECTION Charles is a genius with multiple doctorates. He is a world-renowned geneticist, a leading expert in mutation, possesses considerable knowledge of various life sciences, and is the inventor of CerebroHe possesses Ph.D.s in Genetics, Biophvsics, Psychologv, and Anthropology, and an M.D. in Psychiatry. He is highly talented in Joshua Raclaw @joshraclaw That last part where the screenshot is cut off reads "he is highly talented in writing application letters." rustandruin: Has anyone written something about the Marvel Universe’s multiple PhD holders discussing their academic experiences? Because I would read the heck out of that.

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Moms, Too Much, and True: snorlaxatives who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss mattandjones lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict ceb3rus I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.l feel as though they'd be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties dreamnectar All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories alwaysasideways8 l think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they're used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks greenekangaroo this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash Source: snorlaxatives Lush employees vs Bath and Body Works employees
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Being Alone, Memes, and Sublime: THERE IS NO MIGHT OR POWER EXCEPT WITH ALLAH ALONE gardeuethepious When you seek a need, beseech Allah, and when you seek help, ask help from Allah..." (Jami` at-Tirmidhi, 2516) - Glorious is He, Who possesses the treasures of the heavens and the earth. When we need anything, we should seek it from Al-Wahhab Al-Karim (The Giver of All and The Generous) not from the creation itself. - “As for seeking the help of Allah alone, it is required because a worshipper is unable to attain his interests, protect himself from harm and evil, and there is none but Allah Who can support him in achieving his worldly and religious interests. If Allah supports a worshipper, such worshipper is saved but if Allah abandons him, he is ruined. This is the very meaning of saying, ‘La Hawla wala Quwwata Illa Billah (There is no might or refuge except in Allah.)’” 📘 (Ibn Rajab al Hanbali Rahimahullah, in a translation of Jami’ Al-Ulum Wal-Hikam) - “If seeking for assistance from the creature is with regard to what no one has power over except Allah, it is major shirk. But if seeking for assistance from creatures has to do with something they are capable of then such is allowed. However, avoiding it is better because it entails degradation and being in need of the people. It is better for you to be contented with Allah the Mighty and Sublime.” 📕 (Commentary by Shaykh Saalih al-Fawzaan) - If we seek help and support from the creation of Allah alone, we will be abandoned with the creation and left in ruin. It is always important to remember nothing happens to us except what Allah has decreed for us. - @gardenofthepious ForeverTemporary

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Dope, Facts, and Future: FACT #346 BLACK LANTERN CORPS LDCFA FACTS THE BLACKLANTERN CORPS I5 FUELEO BY DEATH. IT IS LEAD BY BLACK HAND AKA WILLIAM HAND. THE BLACK LANTERN RING IS CAPABLE OF REGENERATING EXTREMELY FATAL INJURIES INCLUDING LIMB LOSS. DECAPITATION. AND EVEN COMPLETE DISSOLUTION. THE RING ALS0 IMPLANTS TENDRILS INTO THE WEARER'S ENTIRE BOOY WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE THE RING BY PHYSICAL MEANS. EVEN AT LOW POWER LEVELS. THE RING ENABLES THE USER TO FLY AND CREATE BLACK LIGHT CONSTRUCTS EACH TIME A BL KILLS SOMEONE AND REMOVES THEIR HEART, .01% POWER 15 RESTORED TO THE ENTIRE CORPS. BLACK LANTERNS HAVE ALSO BEEN SEEN TO BE UNAFFECTEO BY MAGI A little extra info that I didn't add is that when a Black Lantern ring finds a host, it possesses a corpse and if that corpse had any injuries, it heals them. The only known weaknesses to Black Lanterns are White Lanterns, Green Lantern's Light along with other Lantern's light, Wonder Woman's lasso, and Red Lantern's plasma (blood). Also, if the ring is somehow destroyed, the corpse it reanimated becomes inert. Barry Allen once prevented Black Lantern rings from getting him and Hal Jordan by running two seconds into the future so the rings couldn't sense where they were. The Black Lantern Corps is pretty dope.👌🏼⚫️ - QOTD: What would you guys like to see facts on after Lantern Week? Let me know in the comments below!💥⬇️ - AOTD: This one's up to you guys.👍🏼 - blacklanterns blacklanterncorps blackhand williamhand lanternweek lanterncorps detectivecomics dccomics dcuniverse dcextendeduniverse dctvuniverse dcentertainment dc dcu dceu dctv marveldcfacts_

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Memes, Sorry, and True: Syrian Artist Draws World aders As Refugees @seekthetruth Sbcltr.in- Everything is a matter of perspective and it is always interesting to observe how that perspective changes when the circumstances change. The series titled Vulnerability which features a recent set of portraits in which artist AbdallaAlOmari re-imagines “controversial world leaders as refugees,” is making waves across the globe right now. This is because Omari’s portraits stand out for their stark representation of humanity in despair. In this series, the artist has managed to strip away the carefully chosen characters from their political class and visual, cultural representations of self-righteous charisma. Omari was initially driven by his own experiences of displacement. As the situation in his native Syria became worse, the artist, who is now settled in Brussels, was intrigued by “the romantic idea of vulnerability and the impact it can generate.’ As he continued work on his series, he eventually arrived at the ‘paradoxical nature of empathy,’ and his focus shifted from expressing his anger to a more vivid desire to disarm his figures by stripping them of their power. “I wanted to take away their power not to serve me and my pain but to give those leaders back their humanity and the audience an insight into what the power of vulnerability can achieve,” the artist said in a statement. The complexity of this work lies in the fact that the initial wave of sympathy which one feels on looking at Omari’s portraits gets complicated once one realises the true identity of the subject. “Intimate hours I spent with them have thought me more than I could imagine. Just as easily as everything worth defending can become defenceless, moments of absolute powerlessness can give you superpowers. Even I felt sorry for (my version of) Assad. In this universe without gravity, all we can hold on to is our vulnerability. This invisible wind makes our chest heavy, yet, mysteriously propels us back on our feet again. I have convinced myself it is the strongest weapon humankind possesses, way more powerful than the trail of power games, bomb craters and bullet holes in our collective memories. Vulnerability is a gift we should all celebrate,” he says.

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