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Chicago, College, and Dank: Got denied from harvard s March 2015 2.8 HARVARD COLLEGK Office of Admissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 330 W. Webster Ave Chicago, Il 60614 Dear Ms. McGaan: Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of "Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out "drops mic We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how ire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire"). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Kee, who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals
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College, Music, and School: Bax Kapital Follow @bax_up Found this in a book- Cost of attending the University of Houston in 1975 $152.50 SCHEDULE FeES STATEMEN UNIVERSITY oF HouSTON U7 23 39 84 Fieat Cly National Bam 18 175 DATe 1 75 TR 77012 נ52. STUDENT COPY PAY THE AMOUNT. * 9:04 PM-13 Aug 2018 8,473 Retweets 22,474 Likes SCHEDULE FEE STATEMENT UNIVERSITY oF HoUSTON 180970 (CC 7-12) STUDENT NUMBER AND NAME (CC 13.36) TIME DAYS ROOM BLDG SECTION COURSE 11 2 211 212 331 6938 DEPT GR. HOURS SPA SPA SPA MTH MTH 3034 3063 5505 3884 4054 11130 1230 1 0100 0200 PM 11230 0130 PM T 3 0700 0830 PM T. TH 3 0530 0700 429 AH 1 28 427 A H 249 CO S R TOTAL 9 First City National Ban 16 1975 UNIVERSITY OF HOUSTON DRAWING ACCOUN GENERAL FUND 18 CC 37-39 THIS STATEMENT MUST BE RETAINED IN YOUR POSSESSION AT ALL TIMES NOTE DATE 0 14 75 MAJOR BİOPHY GR COLLEGE NSM SEMESTERSPRING 1975 AMOUNT 50.00 22 50 2) REGULAR FEE DESCRIPTIONN CR TUITION STUDENT SERVICE FEE ACADEMIC BLDG. USE FEE HOUSTONIAN (OPTIONAL PARKING FEE CONTRACT 忘1WAIVERS LOANS 01 14 75 ATHLETIC TICKET BOOK (optional) tl CASH □ CHECK p-sis2.yo LATE REGISTRATION FEE STUDENT TEACHING FEE LABORATORY FEE TOTAL I$ 1S2-SD Date REQUIRED P. E. FEE e 00 M. S. UNIFORM FEE PRIVATE MUSIC FEE CO-OP ENGINEERING FEE TEX-PIRG TUPPERLAKE DR HOUSTO N TX 77042 152 50 ACTIVITY PAY THIS AMOUNT STUDENT COPY 2 3 4 567 8 Elisha @discountkyrie Follow Boomers really got an education for pennies and had the nerve to turn around and charge us 5-6 figures, Wow Found this in a book- Cost of attending the University of Houston in 1975: 152.50 Show this thread 2:00 PM - 14 Aug 2018 73,023 Retweets 201,662 Likes I Am Your Khaleesi @TheDejaKing Follow Just to put this in perspective... In 1975 the minimum wage was $2.10/hr. Today, while minimum wage is now about 3x higher, the cost of just one year of school is now 164x more expensive than the price in this picture. 霾:(sa same n san, nisu Bax Kapital E @bax-up Found this in a book- Cost of attending the University of Houston in 1975: $152.50 Show this thread 8:26 AM 14 Aug 2018 22,031 Retweets 43,077 Likes e%)A80D smoochuu: gahdamnpunk: This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job im so mad

smoochuu: gahdamnpunk: This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job im so mad

College, Music, and School: Bax Kapital Follow @bax_up Found this in a book- Cost of attending the University of Houston in 1975 $152.50 SCHEDULE FeES STATEMEN UNIVERSITY oF HouSTON U7 23 39 84 Fieat Cly National Bam 18 175 DATe 1 75 TR 77012 נ52. STUDENT COPY PAY THE AMOUNT. * 9:04 PM-13 Aug 2018 8,473 Retweets 22,474 Likes SCHEDULE FEE STATEMENT UNIVERSITY oF HoUSTON 180970 (CC 7-12) STUDENT NUMBER AND NAME (CC 13.36) TIME DAYS ROOM BLDG SECTION COURSE 11 2 211 212 331 6938 DEPT GR. HOURS SPA SPA SPA MTH MTH 3034 3063 5505 3884 4054 11130 1230 1 0100 0200 PM 11230 0130 PM T 3 0700 0830 PM T. TH 3 0530 0700 429 AH 1 28 427 A H 249 CO S R TOTAL 9 First City National Ban 16 1975 UNIVERSITY OF HOUSTON DRAWING ACCOUN GENERAL FUND 18 CC 37-39 THIS STATEMENT MUST BE RETAINED IN YOUR POSSESSION AT ALL TIMES NOTE DATE 0 14 75 MAJOR BİOPHY GR COLLEGE NSM SEMESTERSPRING 1975 AMOUNT 50.00 22 50 2) REGULAR FEE DESCRIPTIONN CR TUITION STUDENT SERVICE FEE ACADEMIC BLDG. USE FEE HOUSTONIAN (OPTIONAL PARKING FEE CONTRACT 忘1WAIVERS LOANS 01 14 75 ATHLETIC TICKET BOOK (optional) tl CASH □ CHECK p-sis2.yo LATE REGISTRATION FEE STUDENT TEACHING FEE LABORATORY FEE TOTAL I$ 1S2-SD Date REQUIRED P. E. FEE e 00 M. S. UNIFORM FEE PRIVATE MUSIC FEE CO-OP ENGINEERING FEE TEX-PIRG TUPPERLAKE DR HOUSTO N TX 77042 152 50 ACTIVITY PAY THIS AMOUNT STUDENT COPY 2 3 4 567 8 Elisha @discountkyrie Follow Boomers really got an education for pennies and had the nerve to turn around and charge us 5-6 figures, Wow Found this in a book- Cost of attending the University of Houston in 1975: 152.50 Show this thread 2:00 PM - 14 Aug 2018 73,023 Retweets 201,662 Likes I Am Your Khaleesi @TheDejaKing Follow Just to put this in perspective... In 1975 the minimum wage was $2.10/hr. Today, while minimum wage is now about 3x higher, the cost of just one year of school is now 164x more expensive than the price in this picture. 霾:(sa same n san, nisu Bax Kapital E @bax-up Found this in a book- Cost of attending the University of Houston in 1975: $152.50 Show this thread 8:26 AM 14 Aug 2018 22,031 Retweets 43,077 Likes e%)A80D sushinfood: smoochuu: gahdamnpunk: This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job im so mad this is why they should all shut the hell up forever

sushinfood: smoochuu: gahdamnpunk: This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job im so mad this is why...

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Memes, News, and Party: wouL "I THINK IT'S GREAT!" Republican Party HQ vandalism suspect boasts in on-camera interview before arrest Hours after he allegedly spray painted the words 'rape' and 'shame' dozens of time on the Winnebago County Republican Party headquarters Sunday morning, suspect Timothy Damm (42) talked with an Eyewitness News reporter at the scene. "I think it's great," Damm said of the vandalism. "I haven't been great with the Republicans right in my neighborhood, but somebody labeled them for what they are. I'm happy about that." Damm was wearing a pink shirt with the same date printed on the back when he was interviewed. When asked if he thought the vandal had gotten their message across, Damm replied, "I think they did... Republican equals rape. That they support rape, they encourage rape, and if you rape someone, they will defend you." Damm was detained later Sunday at the Walmart on Riverside Blvd. where police found him in possession of additional cans of spray paint in a shopping bag. He was taken into custody on Monday. Damm was charged with criminal damage to property and resisting a police officer. He faces up to one to three years in prison, if convicted. According to the criminal complaint, Damm danced on the table in the police interview room, stacked chairs and furnishings, and stripped down to his underwear. The complaint goes on to say that when police tried to escort Damm from the interview room he thrashed his arms and legs and refused to sit in the holding room. He was then taken to the floor and restrained in handcuffs.
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Crips, Jail, and Kanye: EXCLUSIVE MUG SHOT DAZ DILLINGER FACING 13 FELONY CHARGES AFTER HOME DRUG BUST 9/26/18 2:49 PM PST 287 COMMENTS STORY via TMZ - Daz Dillinger got busted for allegedly having a bunch of weed in his Georgia home ... and now he's facing multiple felony charges. Tha Dogg Pound rapper was arrested Tuesday just before midnight at his place in Powder Springs - about 20 miles outside the ATL. Cops say they found a total of 117 grams of marijuana in his residence ... including in several cigarillo packets and a green mason jar. Daz allegedly also had 10 THC pods, THC oil, a THC vaporizer ... and a container in his home studio labeled "Cannabis Lean." Cops say the label on the bottle described it as a grape drink laced with cannabis. He was hauled off to jail in Cobb Country, where he was booked on 12 counts of possession of a controlled substance, and 1 count of possession of more than one ounce of marijuana. Daz's bond's set at $15k. We're told he's still in jail, waiting to see the judge. You may recall ... Dillinger had some different issues with police back in early May, after he put a call out to the Crips to "f**k Kanye up" over his favorable comments about President Trump. Daz claimed cops hassled him over the Kanye threat and we were told they were looking into it ... but it was eventually deemed no big deal. ( via @tmz_tv )

STORY via TMZ - Daz Dillinger got busted for allegedly having a bunch of weed in his Georgia home ... and now he's facing multiple felony ch...

Crime, Driving, and Drugs: Going to try party drugs? *I'm not gonna give vou a preach now just asking for a little favour This is from me (an EMT) to you. 1. Remember the name(s) of what you took.~ 2. If vou only know the slang name, ask (the person you get it from) what kind of drug it's similar to. 3. Tell a good friend what you toolk in case you won't be able to if something happens. 4. If you don't know what you took, remember how it looked (color, form, taste, amount) 5. Please don't lie to the paramedics We are not the police. *We hate interrogating, we love helping. We won't tell you off for taking drugs. *You don't even know what a terrible liar you are when you're drunk. *Telling us that "someone must have put it in my drink" is getting old. Telling us what you took: Will actually make us quite happy, because you're honest. Will make us treat you like an adult. Will un-complicate everything. Will make us stop annoying you (asking questions) and maybe give you a break. Will shorten your hospital stay. Can spare you of unnecessary/ uncomfortable tests and treatments. Will make the ambulance ride less scary and more comforting; We are actually quite nice people and we'll always listen if you wanna talk Sincerely, your EMT P.S. Stay safe emt-monster.tumblr.com pigletkin: kenderfriend: arkhamarchitecture: edens-blog: emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. this is so important Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it. I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI. Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay. Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life It’s important to note though that the part about cops not being able to arrest you for something you took isn’t necessarily true everywhere. There are places that have laws specifically about drug use and not just possession where admitting to a cop that you took prohibited drugs could potentially get you in legal trouble. Be honest with paramedics but don’t talk to cops