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probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume
abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google
anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x
in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my
underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to
make a spreadsheet
jadelyn
Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this
exact reason, even though I joke with them that "I have no idea how to do that
but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I'lI figure something
out for you." I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss
commenting on my excel skills, "You do realize that I just like.. .google stuff
when you ask me to do something with excel that I don't know how to do,
right?"
But his praise didn't change at all. There was no "Wait, that's all it is?
Instead, he said "Yes, but the fact that you think to do that and that you know
exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get
the right answer, and you then integrate what you've learned and use it going
forward is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my
team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it's "just googling stuff, but it's
still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don't shrug off the compliments so
cavalierly, okay?
And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don't undervalue your
googling skills, kids. It's not lying if you know you can figure it out
a millennial’s advantage](https://pics.me.me/thumb_unpicasso-probably-my-favorite-thing-abt-being-a-millennial-is-38190524.png)
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What? Being cold is stressful (twitter: skiller)
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smh some people need space... to do the same thing
Lmfaooo the irony is I'm one of the most non-chalant ppl on the planet. It drives me infuckingsane when ppl are non-chalant with me though 😂...
When people care too much about their pride than friendship 🥰
me and my friends getting a full meal and then pretending to study for 6 hours at the library and acting surprised when we barely pass our e...
I honestly rather never see a Harry Potter movie bc it’s so much more satisfying to see ppl’s reactions when I tell them I’ve never seen any...
Well now that phones are waterproof, I mostly spend my time furiously masturbating to other guy’s girlfriends on Instagram. 🤷♂️🤷♂️
tag someone who gets it 😂 (@coolbutpoorguy on Twitter)
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