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Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab @DrSmashlove Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).

Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U l...

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Facts, Football, and Friends: u/Aroundall 6d i.redd.it Hero dog recovering from rattlesnake bites after saving girl, grandma @DrSmashlove My lil homegirl text me after I posted about stealing-appropriating garments from exes: “I own some amazing hoodies goin’ back bout 14 yrs 😍🤣. The ultimate was when I was at an ex’s a couple years ago (we were still great friends). I had lived with him. He opens the door and he’s wearing my (prior to him) ex’s football (with lettering) hoodie I had accidentally left behind. 🤣🤣🤣. Disturbing 🤣”. Men. Imma have to address this with y’all because y’all deserve to know. Listen close. If u ever find a man’s garment at yo girl’s crib. And u rock that sh!t like sh!t’s sweet. Just like “oh HELL yeah! A Wisconsin Football sweatshirt! XL too? My size! ☺️” And u let that garment touch yo skin. And that garment belonged to a man who used to lay pipe to yo girl. And now his sweatshirt that he use to sweat in and she ain’t wash it for six months after she stole it because she missed his manly, lightly stinky Old Spicey sexual scent? And now his scented sweatshirt is ensconcing yo upper body bruv? U and that Man? Y’all have touched PPs now 🤗. Sorry but this is facts, y’all PPs has touched 👬. Like y’all ain’t necessarily get oiled up and rub them together aggressively (question: can men ‘scissor’, bruv? Someone who knows about this please chime in 🤓). But y’all PPs has touched metaphysically. Just a light touch. A celestial sword-crossing of sorts, if u will. Like if anyone ever ask u, “Ted, are you attracted to men?” U gotta keep it 600: “Nah I mean that’s not really my thing LOL I like women ONLY haha but I mean there was one time where I touched peckers with a man. It’s a long story. I’d rather not get into it. But it happened and whatever, it’s who I am.” It’s no going back now bruv. It’s part of the fabric of who u are. Embrace it. Or simply be careful about enrobing yourself in the garments of strange men y’all be safe now 🤗😂😂😂
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Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww u/bad_girlz ld imgur 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss from a 6 pound Chihuahua Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: “I went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.” Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. 😂 NAW. NAW NAW NAW 😂. As basic Caucasian women say: “literally dead”. As the big homie Popiando would say, “deadass b. The Deadest of Asses.” I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said “bish I’m meeting God now” and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel said“WHO IS YOUR LORD!” and I tried to say “there is no deity except God” and instead I opened my mouth and said “the ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CA” and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Let’s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. I’m still dead. I still haven’t recovered. Y’all out here stroking my ego saying I’m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED 🤗 (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me 😂 bless up 😂😂😂)
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Af, Apparently, and Ass: Mochi being a good pup for the vet So yesterday I hit tennis balls with the big homie and it's like high 87 degrees hot af so we get four games in and take shirts off. We take a quick water break and he turn around for a sec and low key? Homeboy got the above-butt dimples. SOME MEN HAVE ABOVE-BUTT DIMPLES? I AIN'T EEN REMOTELY GAY, BUT STILL...INTERESTING! I WAS STARTLED 😂. Like how u gon just slap one of the sexiest little features a woman can have...on a random ass dude? Like could u imagine if 0.0001% of men just randomly had titties? Not like obese dudes at the pool with titties I done seen that I mean like a regular dude with a set of clean, crisp, hairless, bounteous, glistening titties. Shit would be wild! Like u would bring a dude named Bill in for a interview and Sally the head of HR just gon be like "Bill Johnson is coming in at 1 pm, remind your team please BILL IS SPECIAL." And everyone know what that mean. And Bill walk in wearing brooks brothers suit pants and wing tip shoes and brooks brothers jacket but instead of a white dress shirt and tie he just wearing a Nike sports running bra because DUH that's what men do why u think we wear basketball shorts iss to put our shit on display 🤗. And Bill in the interview just like "yeah after we got acquired by a private equity firm the culture changed and I wish them well but I'm looking to bring my clients here. Hey let's address the elephant in the room, I have boobs lol. They're fucking nice, too. Wanna suck on em? 😎" Now a group of grown men sucking Bill's titties. They ain't even touching PPs it ain't een gay like that they just taking turns respectfully doing a lil suckysuck. Just a lil bit! U feel me? But nah. Men don't have real titties. But apparently a select few of them got above-butt dimples. Interesting!!! ☺️😂😂😂 (📷: Reddit u-luckytattoos)
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Amber Rose, Bless Up, and Memes: PHOTOS OF PUPPIES TAKEN WITH A FISH-EYE LENS Drsmashlove Say Bruh shout to u girls that use the word 'hoe'. 'Slut'. 'Thot'. 'Turbo thot' <- my lil homegirl calls herself this. (Actually that's a lie. She calls herself an 'OG Turbo Thot' 😩 WifeMaterial 😂). In any event, I applaud y'all. Y'all have taken terms devised by shitty little men with shitty little PPs and owned them, repurposed them, and redeployed them in a manner that undermines the nefarious original intent behind such terms. I respect y'all. A woman has a right to conduct her sexual affairs as she fucking wishes! Nobody could control her body but her! Bam! Point blank period! But men lemme warn y'all. Some of y'all think that just because u went to the women's march and have a "I feel the Bern" pin, now y'all down with the cause and can use these words. NO. TREAD WITH CAUTION. U gon fuck around and use these words around women who don't know u and get a bottle cracked over your head. It's 2017 Bruh. Amber rose got these ladies empowered. And one of them gon empower a Heineken skrate to your temple. It's like the white dude Timmy who gets to college and starts hanging with the brothers and one night gets drunk + confident and he's like "N*GGA WHAT?!? 😂" and then Troy the friendly black male pulls Timmy to the side like "aye Timmy I fucks with you but if you use that word again I'm not gonna be here to defend you" and then Timmy learns his lesson. Don't be Timmy, u get me? If u a man, just stop using these terms. English language got millions of words. U don't need these. Caveat: gay males can use these words and it's hilarious. Like Timmy the straight male can't be all "lol Stephanie that SLUT" or he'll catch a bottle. However Bruce the friendly, fabulous gay male can say - to Stephanie - "OMG STEPHANIE YOU SUCKED HIM OFF AGAIN? AFTER YOU BROKE UP? STOP IT YOU SLUT LOL LOLOL." For some reason this is not offensive 🤔. In any event, happy Friday and bless up 😍😂😂😂
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Ass, Baseball, and Be Like: I want a German Shepherd Husky @DrSmashlove Bruh I get DM from ladies all the time asking something like this: "smash I'm talking to a dude named Mike how can I tell if he likes me". Alright. Ladies. First things first. Let me clarify some shit. This is 2016 damn near 2017. In no event and under no circumstance should u be waiting on a dude to text u, wondering if he like u. If he make u feel like u the one...u just know that shit. If he don't, then the uncertainty is on him. With that said don't only talk to Mike. I'm not saying u gotta swipe 20 randoms on tinder and start texting all of them just because - I'm just saying keep your options open. "But smash I'm not a hoe, I'm not like that." Lol...whoa derr lil mama 🖐. First imma need u to stop it with this word "hoe". That's a word invented by men with small PPs who don't want women to be sexually empowered. Second it don't make u a hoe if Mike text u every couple days and on that basis u also texting Ted and Jeff. It just mean u young and pretty and u got options. If u texting with Ted then u ain't waiting on Mike. Mike gonna feel that vibe that u ain't just waiting on his next move and HE gon hurry up and make a move, u feel me? Take the power away from Mike, he don't deserve all that power ("but smash I hate playing games argh dating sucks I'm just gonna live with cats 😖" - stop it with the cats before I show up at your door and fvck u back to your senses, I'll do it - I'll show up naked wearing only a Cubs baseball cap, timberlands, and white gym socks, holding a rose - your neighbors gon be like "who was dingaling man with the rose, having guests like that violates the condo association policy, even though the Board of Directors would like to note that your guest's PP was beautiful, shapely, and had good curvature" - focus here, woman, I'm tryina not get u evicted 😂). Anyway in 2017 forget about whether a man who u like, likes u back. Keep it G. Keep it fun. Let Mike know u don't need his ass because nothing light a fire under a motherfvcker quicker than a girl who half-ignoring his childish ass. Part 2 to come in my next caption ❤.
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B.o.B, Kayak, and Mississippi: Can you find the words? Kayak word search. Words to find: KAYAK Bonobo word search o b n nb n b b on ob b n n on bo n no n no n o on ob on n b b oo nob o n nobb ob n on n nb on bb b o b bo b n noob b n n b nbb obo onob n oo n n nb n nb ob o on nob nob n nob no o n n n n n b n n bbob ono n nb n b oo on o o o n b no non obbb ob n nbbbb no ob n no n b ob no on n b bb n o on n n nob n b no nbboono n no n n nb bb b o n n Words to find: bonobo US States Word Search: P I S MP M I S S I S S M S P I M I S I IP S S S M S P S M S S S P S S P I I S S PI S S S P S MMPI I M I P S M I I M M S S I M I S P S S M S M S S S S P M S P I P P S P I S S S M I IS S I I S S M M S P S P I S SP S M P P M M S I P P M I I I M S P S P IS P M S S S S S I P I S M S I S I S P M S S I P M S S M P P P P I P S I IP P P P I MS P P M S I M M I I M P M M I S I S M P I S P S S S S M I S S S M P I P I I M P S M P S I S I S PPP M M I IS M M S I S I S M I S I S S P S S S I M S S I I P S I M S S I S S I M S M P S M SPM S S S I P M S S S S M M M S S M S P P P M S M S IS I S M S S S S P I M M M S S P P M I S S P I S I S S sS I S I S P P S S P PP IP P P P P PP M S S I P S M I P S S MPP P S P S I M S IM P S S I M S I M S P S M P I S S S S P S S P P M IS PS I M S S S M S S S S S M S P M S M PIS S S P S M P S S M S M I S I S I S M S P I I S M MI S S S M IS S SPM P S I M I I S I S P S I M S MI M I P S S S I S MS M S S M S SS M I M P S P P I M S I S I M S S M S S P M P PPP S SPS P S S I S M S PP M P S P S I P P M S S S SP S SP S I S S M S I S M I S S I S I I I S M S M M P S S I M S I MM S S P P P M S S S s M P S I P I P P S S PS S S M M P P M I M S S MSI P S I I M M I M M P I S S I S I M S S S S M P S P M P S MMP S S S S S S M S S S P P I M PS S S P I PP S S S S M I S M S I I S P I P P P S S P I S MS P S P I I P M S I S S I M I S S s M P S P I SP S IS S P S I S S I M M S M S M I P S S I I P MP S I S S S I S I I S M P S PP M P S M I S S I S S S S I S S I M PP S M I M I P S PP PPS M S S M M M S PS S S IP S S S I S M S S I S S I I S Find the state: MISSISSIPPI The word search h h t h ht th tthhe e t t e e e h h h e t ttethh h httt e eh e e et e hheete eh ht tet e eh e t tttette he e t t h hhh t te ehete e t t ht eheh h te ehee eh e e heh h eh eet t e hhe e e ehhe h h t th h e h hhee e ehe ehe h h he e e et tht htethh h h ht ht h h tt th h e t h t t t e ehhhehe eeh e h hh hhehhe ete h h t t h t t thtt h h h heh h h hh hhht ht tttht hth t t eheh e eh eet e h h t eteet e ete e h hte t t et eh h et tehh t t ttett hh ehhe e tteh t tt t h ttteet h h h t t h t h t t ht ttt e eh e eh h h t et t et ttt et h h t tt h t t h h t eh e t t h hth hte e h he t ht eeeet e ehhe h h ht h h et h h h hehh hhe hh e thh h hteteh he h e e t t tt ht hte e h h th h h h ht h t e het eh e h e he h h h et th h ht ht ht h tht eett e h eh h h h h ht t h te h h hh ht teh eh hhh et hhhe h e te eh hhe et hht et etehh h h het h h h t h ett ht ttt ht t etth h he heh he tet ht e e hheh h tt hhe hhe h h h t htet t h h t eet t t h h h ht e ehh h t hh h h h eh ehe he hehet e e ht ht h te ehh ee e h h h t e tht h h eehhhe t h ttet e e e he ehe eh eh heh et h t h h h t e h he eet etth h e hh he e he heh h h eeh he t t Words to find: the <h3>Sopas de letras para pasar el <strike>rato</strike> día.</h3> <p></p>

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