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9gag, Animals, and Dumb: WHAT ARE YOU
RUNNING FROM
APEX PREDATOR
JOGOING
FROM THE
PERSPECTIVE
OF ANIMALS
ARE YOU CHASING PREY?
THE HELL IS THAT
GUY DOING
YOU NEED
TO
CONSERVE
ENERGY
I DON"T
KNOW I DONT
UNDERSTAND
We're dumb in their eyesโ By @jakelikesonionsโ -โ whyareyourunning animals comics 9gag
We're dumb in their eyesโ By @jakelikesonionsโ -โ whyareyourunning animals comics 9gag
Animals, Dank, and Dumb: WHAT ARE YOU
RUNNING FROM
APEX PREDATOR
JOGGING
FROM THE
PERSPECTIVE
OF ANIMALS
THE HELL IS THAT
GUY DOING
ARE YOU CHASING PREY?
YOU NEED
TO
CONSERVE
ENERGY
I DON'T
KNOW I DONT
UNDERSTAND
We're dumb in their eyes
By Jake Likes Onions
We're dumb in their eyes By Jake Likes Onions
Instagram, Meme, and Memes: COCAINE BEA
In 1985, a black bear was found dead from
cocaine overdose in a forest in Georgia. The
bear had eaten 76 pounds of cocaine (worth
$15 million) from a duffle bag that dropped
from a drug smuggler's plane.
Andrew Miller There was probably about a five
minute window before he died where he was
officially the most dangerous apex predator on any
continent
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@pubity was voted โbest meme account on Instagramโ ๐
@pubity was voted โbest meme account on Instagramโ ๐
![Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL
MUN
ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME
FOR A SECURITY GUARD
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EEENH! SORRY, HANS,
WRONG GUESS.
Wouw You IKE TO รฃo FOR
OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE
SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE?
CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE
REALLY BAD FOR You
THEN WHO ARE You?
[INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
WHEWE
JUST A FLY IN THE
OINTMENT, HANS.
ER
PSHUU
THE MONKEY
KLIK
TTER
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU
WANT THE MOON?
JUST SAY THE WORD AND
I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND
T AND PULL IT DOWN
HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY.
I'LL TAKE IT.
THEN WHAT, GEORGE?
SNIFE
WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT
AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE.
AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT
OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES
AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR...
AM I TALKING TOO MUCH?
YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER,
INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH?
HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi).
All characters (c) Marvel Comics.
Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno.
No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man
Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.)
There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older,
and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical
business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig
up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from
all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time.
alexdecampi:
Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe
Buckyโs shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore
Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisherโs creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta
HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!](https://pics.me.me/thumb_helis-kitchen-movme-cub-xmas-special-mun-ou-are-most-38364752.png)
Memes, Tinder, and North Carolina: Aaron
EtelaMaccin
To catch a predator: except its NCO's
matching on tinder with privates and
when they show up, SgtMajor is
standing at the door
7/17/18, 04:15 from North Carolina, USA
Go ahead and get in the front leaning rest. . . . (Credit to the guy who Tweeted it.)
Go ahead and get in the front leaning rest. . . . (Credit to the guy who Tweeted it.)
Food, Funny, and Apex: James Breakwell
@XplodingUnicorn
Lions can hunt and kill their own food
by the time theyre 3 months old
My 3-year-old couldn't find her lunch
box, and it was in her other hand.
I can't believe we're at the top of the
food chain.
Apex Predator. https://t.co/EPMmSQUanv
Apex Predator. https://t.co/EPMmSQUanv
Definitely, Mfw, and Spider: NEAT
1 . #103618555
10/17/18, 5:00 PM
>mfw I realize all of Spider-Man's enemies are
modeled after the spider's natural predators
9 REPLIES
2 #103618579 10/17/18 5:01 PM
>>103618555 OP
How is an octopus a natural predator for
spiders?
2 REPLIES
3 #103618601 10/17/18 5:02 PM
>>103618555 OP
Rhino, alien symbiote, electricity, etc.... seems
legit
2 REPLIES
4 #103618607 10/17/18 5:03 PM
>103618555 OP
Ah yes, the greatest of the natural predators,
the goblin.
Iโm honestly trying to think of even one Spiderman villain modeled after a spiderโs natural predator. I mean Iโm sure there are some but I canโt even think of one. Definitely not enough for me to conclude that they all were.
Iโm honestly trying to think of even one Spiderman villain modeled after a spiderโs natural predator. I mean Iโm sure there are some but I c...
Being Alone, Beautiful, and Home Alone: hunt.jpg
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Who would win in a fight, the Predator or Kevin
from Home Alone?
@american_asf
Anonymous
04/30/15(Thu)19:02:36 No.558860
How much prep time does Kevin get?
memehumor:
Can we never ever forget this beautiful masterpiece of a meme
memehumor: Can we never ever forget this beautiful masterpiece of a meme
Bill Cosby, Charlie, and Life: BILL COSBY HAS BEEN SENTENCED
3 TO 10 YEARS IN PRISON
FOR 2014 RAPE
After a very long trial, Bill Cosby has now been sentenced to 3 to 10 years in prison by a Pennsylvania judge after being convicted for the 2004 rape of former Temple University employee Andrea Constand at his mansion about 4 years ago. The decision came 3 years after Bill Cosby was arrested and charged with 3 accounts of aggravated incident assaults against Andrea Constand. Bill was found guilty for all three charges after a retrial in Norristown, PA. He was also declared a "sexually violent predator," and will appear as such on a sex-offender registry for the rest of his life. Bill is 81 at the moment and will have to serve 3 to 10 years in prison. RAPTVSTAFF: Charlie! @thatkidcm
After a very long trial, Bill Cosby has now been sentenced to 3 to 10 years in prison by a Pennsylvania judge after being convicted for the ...
Funny, Run, and Tumblr: givinginandsigningup:
gwynndolin:
i cant even genuinely come up with something funny to caption this, itโs just kinda absolutely like, maybe the best picture of Michael ive ever seen. i mean like, he looks like an animal. like some sort of predator, like not a good one, but maybe he can kill you if he gets lucky
VSauce, Michael here. How fast can you run?
givinginandsigningup: gwynndolin: i cant even genuinely come up with something funny to caption this, itโs just kinda absolutely like, mayb...
Being Alone, Home Alone, and Memes: hunt.jpg
147 KB JPG
Who would win in a fight, the Predator or Kevin
from Home Alone?
@american_asf
Anonymous
04/30/15(Thu)19:02:36 No.558860
How much prep time does Kevin get?
Home Alone vs. Predator via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2vHqI7t
Home Alone vs. Predator via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2vHqI7t
![Animal, Apex, and Home: humanity-shines
Me: I wish to spend an extended
time rubbing my fingers over some
smaLl patch of pleasantly-textured
surface. Perhaps the fur of an
animal?
The miniaturized apex predator with
which I share my home: [vibrates at
a soothing frequency to encourage
this behavior]
Source: somarysueme
81,192 notes D](https://pics.me.me/thumb_humanity-shines-me-i-wish-to-spend-an-extended-time-rubbing-35387255.png)
Memes, Apex, and Bear: COCAINE EA
In 1985, a black bear was found dead from
cocaine overdose in a forest in Georgia. The
bear had eaten 76 pounds of cocaine (worth
$15 million) from a duffle bag that dropped
from a drug smuggler's plane.
Andrew Miller There was probably about a five
minute window before he died where he was
officially the most dangerous apex predator on any
continent
imi place . Rฤspunde 680 14 ore
this made my day. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2AAtkIT
this made my day. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2AAtkIT
