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Apparently, Bad, and Children: <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/173399100807/brainhousinggroup-brother-asleep" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://brainhousinggroup.tumblr.com/post/173394541001/brother-asleep-redbloodedamerica" class="tumblr_blog">brainhousinggroup</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://brother-asleep.tumblr.com/post/173386074494/redbloodedamerica-nbcnightlynews-president" class="tumblr_blog">brother-asleep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/173375884017/nbcnightlynews-president-moon-of-south-korea" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nbcnightlynews.tumblr.com/post/173367124048/president-moon-of-south-korea-and-north-koreas" class="tumblr_blog">nbcnightlynews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>President Moon of South Korea and North Korea’s Kim Jong Un signed the historic Panmunjom Declaration, pledging “Peace, Prosperity and Unification” of the Korean Peninsula.</p> <p>“Let’s meet people’s expectations to make a better world. I promise we will do well in the future,” Un said.<br/></p> <p>For more on this story: <a href="https://nbcnews.to/2Hyy2pI">https://nbcnews.to/2Hyy2pI</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I know that the majority of North Koreans do not have real broadcast television, but surely the word of this is going to spread amongst all the starving peasants of that communist hellhole.  My question is, so are the last remaining brainwashed plebeians finally going to realize that Kim Jong Un is not actually a holy, divine monarch now that he has capitulated on his promise of conquering the West and taking over South Korea?  In other words, he is now just a mortal walking among other soggy, weak mortals.  The charade must be over.  Now, would be the ideal strategic time for a revolt of the peasantry and the mislead apparatchiks to storm fat boy’s palace and crush his wretched family’s legacy for good.</p> </blockquote> <p>You’re about as predictable as the fucking sunrise, you know that?</p> </blockquote> <p>People like RBA were rattling their sabers and foaming at the mouth to invade North Korea not that long ago. Of course it wouldn’t be their children sent to do the fighting so who gives a fuck. Must be so disappointing to not get your big war you wanted so fucking bad. </p> <p><br/></p> <p>I truly hope this ushers in unification and the poor NK’s who have been crushed under the yoke of socialism can find a new life in all of this. Probably too optimistic, but I hope the prisons, labor camps, re-education camps, and gulags are emptied, too. </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="229" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7c191311d93199b0d765e1ec82a8be79/tumblr_inline_p7x5kuNUdW1r1jtxd_540.gif" data-orig-height="229" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><p>I don’t know where anyone  is coming up with these accusations that I’m somehow in favor of invading North Korea.  That has never been true.  My stance has always been been purely defensive.  And I made that evidently clear what that means <a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/173328514867/krungle-redbloodedamerica-krungle">in this post</a>.  But feel free to search <a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/search/north+korea">my 140 posts</a> about North Korea to find where I have personally ever advanced that kind of interventionist strategy. </p><p>“rattling their sabers and foaming at the mouth,” what a complete unsubstantiated lie.  Where do people come up with this garbage?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>I was accused of wanting to invade North Korea countless fucking times simply for criticizing the regime. Apparently you can’t criticize something without wanting to invade it.</p>

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Apparently, Fuck You, and Fucking: The trees say fuck you I SPEAK FOR THE TREES adiostoreadumb: My snapchats are literally the best AldenRants 29-50 @spnsalsa asked me to rant about dream clichés! MMBDOHNN GEHD ME SCHHTARBDED, sorry, all of my teeth inexplicably just fell out. NOW THAT THAT PREDICTABLE REFERENCE IS OUT OF THE WAY let's get down to the nitty gritty of our sleepy psyche! THE TIME I'M ASLEEP IS APPARENTLY THE TIME WHICH MY BRAIN BELIEVES IS THE APPROPRIATE OPPORTUNITY TO COMPENSATE FOR ALL THE MEANINGLESS HUMDRUM I PUT IT THROUGH THROUGHOUT THE DAY. Like, thanks, Brain, that'd be great and all if you weren't a fucking lunatic! I SHOULD KNOW! YOU THINK I'M HAVING FUN WHEN REALLY I ENVISION YOU AS FREDDIE KRUEGER GETTING BOOED OFF THE STAGE AT A POETRY SLAM FOR CONFUSING EVERYBODY. EVERY NIGHT I GO TO SLEEP IS JUST ANOTHER NIGHT I'M POSSIBLY GETTING SENTENCED TO A NIGHT IN TWILIGHT ZONE WHERE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MAKES SENSE. HELP ME OUT A LITTLE WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. AT LEAST GET CREATIVE. I DON'T NEED TO BE WALTZING AROUND IN PUBLIC MISSING MY PANTS ANY MOMENT I LOOK DOWN YOU SICK FUCK. I DON'T REQUIRE DOORS THAT ARE 3 INCHES AWAY FROM THE DOORFRAME WHEN I TRY TO CLOSE THEM BECAUSE THE MONSTER YOUUUU CONCOCTED, MIGHT I ADD, IS CHASING ME. AND I SURE AS HELL DON'T NEED TO BE LEGALLY BLIND IN MY DREAMS WHERE EVERYTHING IS SO DARK THAT I'M LEFT WITH NOTHING TO DO IN MY DREAMS EXCEPT FIND LAMPS TO TURN ON!?!? BUT PLOT TWIST! None of the lights I turn on help because FUCK ME THAT'S WHY! And DON'T you go blaming it on me being like "It's because you're stressed :)" OR "It's because you're unbearably insecure about your current situation in life :)" OR "It's because you don't floss :)" I'M AS CALM AND COLLECTED AS CAN BE

AldenRants 29-50 @spnsalsa asked me to rant about dream clichés! MMBDOHNN GEHD ME SCHHTARBDED, sorry, all of my teeth inexplicably just fell...

Bad, Baked, and Facebook: TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODY IGBGCONSCIOUSVIBRANCY ealth Healthy (Visceral Fat) Visceral fat is the internal fatty tissue that wraps itself around the heart, liver, kidneys and pancreas, and streaks through muscles. Fat packed around the heart may predict narrowed arteries, even in people who have don't have symptoms of heart disease. Though extra fat often gathers just under the skin, it's the deeper, underlying fat that is most likely to increase the risk for heart attack. Follow my bro ➡️ @consciousvibrancy There are two different types of fat: The fat that is just below the skin is called cutaneous fat, but the really worrisome fat is visceral fat. This is the fat that is found in the [abdomen] and surrounding vital organs. Visceral fat is the type of fat that is metabolized by the liver, which turns it into cholesterol that circulates in the blood. "Bad" cholesterol, called low-density lipoproteins or LDL, collects in the arteries where it forms plaque, a waxy substance that narrows the arteries. If you have a protruding belly and large waist, that’s a clear sign you’re storing dangerous visceral fat. While it’s most noticeable and pronounced in obese individuals, anyone can have visceral fit, many without even knowing it. Being overweight increases the risk for accumulation of visceral fat, but it is not only what you weigh but what you eat that contributes to visceral fat. Carrying around excess visceral fat is linked with an increased risk for: •Coronary heart disease •Cancer •Stroke •Dementia •Diabetes •Depression •Arthritis •Obesity •Sexual dysfunction •Sleep disorders Poor diet and lack of exercise can lead to weight gain in the form of visceral fat. Eating a lot of high-fat, high-calorie foods can lead to weight gain and increased visceral fat, especially if you tend to gain weight in your stomach. The types of fat you eat is important as well as the amount. Strictly limit or eliminate processed foods, store-bought baked goods and fried foods to avoid trans fats. Try replacing foods containing saturated and trans fats with those containing polyunsaturated fats, the type in vegetable oils. Eliminate high-fructose corn syrup. A plant-based and nutrient rich diet actually reduces visceral fat as it supports a healthy metabolism that keeps the organs clean and metabolising fats accordingly. Exercise is also key in helping you eliminate visceral fat. Consciousvibrancy HolisticAli Fat Heart IG 👉🏽 @realrawtruth FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT 👉🏽 @holistilcali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO

Follow my bro ➡️ @consciousvibrancy There are two different types of fat: The fat that is just below the skin is called cutaneous fat, but t...

Bad, Baked, and Memes: TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODY IGBOGECONSCIOUSVIBRANCY health Healthy (Visceral Fat) Visceral fat is the internal fatty tissue that wraps itself around the heart, liver, kidneys and pancreas, and streaks through muscles. Fat packed around the heart may predict narrowed arteries, even in people who have don't have symptoms of heart disease. Though extra fat often gathers just under the skin, it's the deeper, underlying fat that is most likely to increase the risk for heart attack. There are two different types of fat: The fat that is just below the skin is called cutaneous fat, but the really worrisome fat is visceral fat. This is the fat that is found in the [abdomen] and surrounding vital organs. Visceral fat is the type of fat that is metabolized by the liver, which turns it into cholesterol that circulates in the blood. "Bad" cholesterol, called low-density lipoproteins or LDL, collects in the arteries where it forms plaque, a waxy substance that narrows the arteries. If you have a protruding belly and large waist, that’s a clear sign you’re storing dangerous visceral fat. While it’s most noticeable and pronounced in obese individuals, anyone can have visceral fit, many without even knowing it. Being overweight increases the risk for accumulation of visceral fat, but it is not only what you weigh but what you eat that contributes to visceral fat. Carrying around excess visceral fat is linked with an increased risk for: •Coronary heart disease •Cancer •Stroke •Dementia •Diabetes •Depression •Arthritis •Obesity •Sexual dysfunction •Sleep disorders Poor diet and lack of exercise can lead to weight gain in the form of visceral fat. Eating a lot of high-fat, high-calorie foods can lead to weight gain and increased visceral fat, especially if you tend to gain weight in your stomach. The types of fat you eat is important as well as the amount. Strictly limit or eliminate processed foods, store-bought baked goods and fried foods to avoid trans fats. Try replacing foods containing saturated and trans fats with those containing polyunsaturated fats, the type in vegetable oils. Eliminate high-fructose corn syrup. A plant-based and nutrient rich diet actually reduces visceral fat as it supports a healthy metabolism that keeps the organs clean and metabolising fats accordingly. Exercise is also key in helping you eliminate visceral fat. Consciousvibrancy

There are two different types of fat: The fat that is just below the skin is called cutaneous fat, but the really worrisome fat is visceral ...

Anna, Ass, and Batman: moon blossom anna omgz Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty. Officer Booty reporting for duty. Call of Booty Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops. AldenRants 15-50 @Theultimatetrashlord asked me to rant about people who don't clean up their tables at fast food restaurants! D-D-D-DON'T GET MEEWEE EEWEE STARRRRararar..tttt.....eeeeeee......d YOU FUCKING TABLE-TOPPING NAPKINWADS THINK YOU'RE TOOOOO GOOD TO PILE TOGETHER ALL THE PACKAGING AND WASTE LEFTOVER FROM YOUR HORRIDLY GRUESOME DISPLAY OF SPEEDY MEATY EATY TIME AND SIMPLY PERFORM THE TASK OF DUMPING IT IN A HOLE??? WELL LITTLE DO YOUR SUB-PRIMAL MINDS UNDERSTAND IS THAT BY FEELING TOO "above all that" YOU'VE COUNTERACTIVELY RELINQUISHED YOURSELF FROM BEING IN ANY POSITION WORTHY OF DIGNITY. You've heard of the food chain, right? WELL GET READY FOR THE NOT IN ANY WAY PREDICTABLE TERM I JUST COINED CALLED THE FAST FOOD FOOD CHAIN. AND YOU'RE NOW ON THE BOTTOM OF IT YOU SLOBBY SACKS OF PRIMORDIAL SHIT NUGGETS. A bystander observing your poor fast food etiquette has no other option other than to assume that your parents simply MUST HAVE both died before they could teach you how not to be an asshole, but instead of growing up to become Batman, you were unfortunately left to fester in an abandoned wasteland and later on acquire the annoying habit of not proving yourself capable of accomPLISHING EVEN THE MOST TRIVIAL FORM OF CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELF. A HABIT SO IRRITABLE, IT COULD MAKE EVEN RONALD MCDONALD SAY "I'M HATIN IT"

AldenRants 15-50 @Theultimatetrashlord asked me to rant about people who don't clean up their tables at fast food restaurants! D-D-D-DON'T G...