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        dickheaddutch:

hackeraxe:
@ari-bari-is-very-sorry had this great idea… Dutch as a Marshmallow. So, I decided to take it one step further and make this something more! I hope you like this fun doodle!Dutch is in desperate need of money. We all know that, and you know what they say: Desperate times call for desperate measures! He rounded up the gang, bought some marshmallows, chocolate, and small cloth vests and demanded that every man woman and child with two hands mass produce these things and sell them at the nearest block for 25 cents each. By the end of the week, he predicts they will have enough to buy a decent sized boat for Tahiti.
So far they’re $1,358 in debt. Please buy their marshmallows!
I don’t like marshmallows but I would definately inhale this shit 

Id like to order 2 whole truckloads of these: Dutchmallows!
 hackeraHe.bumbie.com
 "made with ceal Dutch
 Uan Dec Cinde love and
 tears."
 "Goeat source of
 Faith!"
 Oaly 25Β’!
 All proceeds help support the Uan Der Linde
 gang's goal towards Tahiti and O'Driscoll
 extermination.
dickheaddutch:

hackeraxe:
@ari-bari-is-very-sorry had this great idea… Dutch as a Marshmallow. So, I decided to take it one step further and make this something more! I hope you like this fun doodle!Dutch is in desperate need of money. We all know that, and you know what they say: Desperate times call for desperate measures! He rounded up the gang, bought some marshmallows, chocolate, and small cloth vests and demanded that every man woman and child with two hands mass produce these things and sell them at the nearest block for 25 cents each. By the end of the week, he predicts they will have enough to buy a decent sized boat for Tahiti.
So far they’re $1,358 in debt. Please buy their marshmallows!
I don’t like marshmallows but I would definately inhale this shit 

Id like to order 2 whole truckloads of these
        

            
            

                
                
                    dickheaddutch:

hackeraxe:
@ari-bari-is-very-sorry had this great idea… Dutch as a Marshmallow. So, I decided to take it one step further and make this something more! I hope you like this fun doodle!Dutch is in desperate need of money. We all know that, and you know what they say: Desperate times call for desperate measures! He rounded up the gang, bought some marshmallows, chocolate, and small cloth vests and demanded that every man woman and child with two hands mass produce these things and sell them at the nearest block for 25 cents each. By the end of the week, he predicts they will have enough to buy a decent sized boat for Tahiti.
So far they’re $1,358 in debt. Please buy their marshmallows!
I don’t like marshmallows but I would definately inhale this shit 

Id like to order 2 whole truckloads of these: Dutchmallows!
 hackeraHe.bumbie.com
 "made with ceal Dutch
 Uan Dec Cinde love and
 tears."
 "Goeat source of
 Faith!"
 Oaly 25Β’!
 All proceeds help support the Uan Der Linde
 gang's goal towards Tahiti and O'Driscoll
 extermination.
dickheaddutch:

hackeraxe:
@ari-bari-is-very-sorry had this great idea… Dutch as a Marshmallow. So, I decided to take it one step further and make this something more! I hope you like this fun doodle!Dutch is in desperate need of money. We all know that, and you know what they say: Desperate times call for desperate measures! He rounded up the gang, bought some marshmallows, chocolate, and small cloth vests and demanded that every man woman and child with two hands mass produce these things and sell them at the nearest block for 25 cents each. By the end of the week, he predicts they will have enough to buy a decent sized boat for Tahiti.
So far they’re $1,358 in debt. Please buy their marshmallows!
I don’t like marshmallows but I would definately inhale this shit 

Id like to order 2 whole truckloads of these
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        HU Staff: Ariela Anis @ari.anis Subsequent to his 2016 on-field protests, Colin Kaepernick parted ways with the San Francisco 49ers and has since been ousted by the franchise. But, this may soon change, as his lawyer tells CNN he’ll soon sign a new NFL contract. ___________________________________________________ While he recently reached a financial settlement with the franchise over his collusion lawsuit, Kaepernick’s lawyer predicts his client will soon sign either with the recent Super Bowl champs, the New England Patriots, or the North Carolina Panthers. ___________________________________________________ So, his attorney, Mark Geragos says, β€œI think you’re going to see within the next two weeks that somebody’s going to step up. Somebody’s going to do the right thing. Want me to predict who? The Panthers. It would not surprise me if Bob Kraft makes a move. And it would not surprise me if his former coach [David Tepper] makes a move.” ___________________________________________________ Read more at thehollywoodunlocked.com, link in bio. πŸ“Έ: AP: Colin Kaepernick Looks
 To Sign With Panthers Or
 Patriots Soon, Says
 Lawyer
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HU Staff: Ariela Anis @ari.anis Subsequent to his 2016 on-field protests, Colin Kaepernick parted ways with the San Francisco 49ers and has since been ousted by the franchise. But, this may soon change, as his lawyer tells CNN he’ll soon sign a new NFL contract. ___________________________________________________ While he recently reached a financial settlement with the franchise over his collusion lawsuit, Kaepernick’s lawyer predicts his client will soon sign either with the recent Super Bowl champs, the New England Patriots, or the North Carolina Panthers. ___________________________________________________ So, his attorney, Mark Geragos says, β€œI think you’re going to see within the next two weeks that somebody’s going to step up. Somebody’s going to do the right thing. Want me to predict who? The Panthers. It would not surprise me if Bob Kraft makes a move. And it would not surprise me if his former coach [David Tepper] makes a move.” ___________________________________________________ Read more at thehollywoodunlocked.com, link in bio. πŸ“Έ: AP
        

            
            

                
                
                    HU Staff: Ariela Anis @ari.anis Subsequent to his 2016 on-field protests, Colin Kaepernick parted ways with the San Francisco 49ers and has since been ousted by the franchise. But, this may soon change, as his lawyer tells CNN he’ll soon sign a new NFL contract. ___________________________________________________ While he recently reached a financial settlement with the franchise over his collusion lawsuit, Kaepernick’s lawyer predicts his client will soon sign either with the recent Super Bowl champs, the New England Patriots, or the North Carolina Panthers. ___________________________________________________ So, his attorney, Mark Geragos says, β€œI think you’re going to see within the next two weeks that somebody’s going to step up. Somebody’s going to do the right thing. Want me to predict who? The Panthers. It would not surprise me if Bob Kraft makes a move. And it would not surprise me if his former coach [David Tepper] makes a move.” ___________________________________________________ Read more at thehollywoodunlocked.com, link in bio. πŸ“Έ: AP: Colin Kaepernick Looks
 To Sign With Panthers Or
 Patriots Soon, Says
 Lawyer
 16
HU Staff: Ariela Anis @ari.anis Subsequent to his 2016 on-field protests, Colin Kaepernick parted ways with the San Francisco 49ers and has since been ousted by the franchise. But, this may soon change, as his lawyer tells CNN he’ll soon sign a new NFL contract. ___________________________________________________ While he recently reached a financial settlement with the franchise over his collusion lawsuit, Kaepernick’s lawyer predicts his client will soon sign either with the recent Super Bowl champs, the New England Patriots, or the North Carolina Panthers. ___________________________________________________ So, his attorney, Mark Geragos says, β€œI think you’re going to see within the next two weeks that somebody’s going to step up. Somebody’s going to do the right thing. Want me to predict who? The Panthers. It would not surprise me if Bob Kraft makes a move. And it would not surprise me if his former coach [David Tepper] makes a move.” ___________________________________________________ Read more at thehollywoodunlocked.com, link in bio. πŸ“Έ: AP
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        trekmemes:

ohnoagremlin:

gahdamnpunk:

AND a race one since the most affected regions will be 
Africa, Asia and Oceania 

as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*. 


this is fucking MURDER.
insulin has been mass produced (from animal extracts) since -1923-. slow acting insulin has existed since the β€˜50s, and β€˜human’ genetically engineered insulin (derived from E. coli bacteria) has existed since 1982.
insulin treatment for diabetes is not some new or β€˜unproven’ treatment. according to beyondtype1, β€œHumalog rapid-acting insulin came on to the market with a list price of $21 a vial in 1997.” adjusting for inflation, a vial these days should cost about $34 at most. instead, it costs over $300. there is NO reason for it to be steadily gaining in price to the point that diabetics are unable to afford their lifesaving medication, other than the sheer inhuman greed of pharmaceutical manufacturers. 
let me reiterate: life without insulin (for Type 1 diabetics in particular) is a slow and painful death sentence. the ability to treat diabetes is a relatively modern phenomenon that has allowed countless people to live full, healthy lives. we should be expanding full covereage and access to insulin to diabetics the world over, and it should be FREE. 
: CNN
 @CNN
 CAN
 Follow
 40 million people with diabetes will be left
 without insulin by 2030, a new study predicts
 cnn.it/2RdoAg7
 2:45 PM 24 Nov 2018
 Β·IC@
 1,000 Retweets 1,355 Likes

 Saintγ‚‚
 @saintbt?
 Follow
 This is class genocide
 CNN @CNN
 40 million people with diabetes will be left without insulin by 2030, a
 new study predicts cnn.it/2RdoAg7
 7:05 PM - 24 Nov 2018
 2,179 Retweets 7.765 Likes
trekmemes:

ohnoagremlin:

gahdamnpunk:

AND a race one since the most affected regions will be 
Africa, Asia and Oceania 

as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*. 


this is fucking MURDER.
insulin has been mass produced (from animal extracts) since -1923-. slow acting insulin has existed since the β€˜50s, and β€˜human’ genetically engineered insulin (derived from E. coli bacteria) has existed since 1982.
insulin treatment for diabetes is not some new or β€˜unproven’ treatment. according to beyondtype1, β€œHumalog rapid-acting insulin came on to the market with a list price of $21 a vial in 1997.” adjusting for inflation, a vial these days should cost about $34 at most. instead, it costs over $300. there is NO reason for it to be steadily gaining in price to the point that diabetics are unable to afford their lifesaving medication, other than the sheer inhuman greed of pharmaceutical manufacturers. 
let me reiterate: life without insulin (for Type 1 diabetics in particular) is a slow and painful death sentence. the ability to treat diabetes is a relatively modern phenomenon that has allowed countless people to live full, healthy lives. we should be expanding full covereage and access to insulin to diabetics the world over, and it should be FREE. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    trekmemes:

ohnoagremlin:

gahdamnpunk:

AND a race one since the most affected regions will be 
Africa, Asia and Oceania 

as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*. 


this is fucking MURDER.
insulin has been mass produced (from animal extracts) since -1923-. slow acting insulin has existed since the β€˜50s, and β€˜human’ genetically engineered insulin (derived from E. coli bacteria) has existed since 1982.
insulin treatment for diabetes is not some new or β€˜unproven’ treatment. according to beyondtype1, β€œHumalog rapid-acting insulin came on to the market with a list price of $21 a vial in 1997.” adjusting for inflation, a vial these days should cost about $34 at most. instead, it costs over $300. there is NO reason for it to be steadily gaining in price to the point that diabetics are unable to afford their lifesaving medication, other than the sheer inhuman greed of pharmaceutical manufacturers. 
let me reiterate: life without insulin (for Type 1 diabetics in particular) is a slow and painful death sentence. the ability to treat diabetes is a relatively modern phenomenon that has allowed countless people to live full, healthy lives. we should be expanding full covereage and access to insulin to diabetics the world over, and it should be FREE. 
: CNN
 @CNN
 CAN
 Follow
 40 million people with diabetes will be left
 without insulin by 2030, a new study predicts
 cnn.it/2RdoAg7
 2:45 PM 24 Nov 2018
 Β·IC@
 1,000 Retweets 1,355 Likes

 Saintγ‚‚
 @saintbt?
 Follow
 This is class genocide
 CNN @CNN
 40 million people with diabetes will be left without insulin by 2030, a
 new study predicts cnn.it/2RdoAg7
 7:05 PM - 24 Nov 2018
 2,179 Retweets 7.765 Likes
trekmemes:

ohnoagremlin:

gahdamnpunk:

AND a race one since the most affected regions will be 
Africa, Asia and Oceania 

as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*. 


this is fucking MURDER.
insulin has been mass produced (from animal extracts) since -1923-. slow acting insulin has existed since the β€˜50s, and β€˜human’ genetically engineered insulin (derived from E. coli bacteria) has existed since 1982.
insulin treatment for diabetes is not some new or β€˜unproven’ treatment. according to beyondtype1, β€œHumalog rapid-acting insulin came on to the market with a list price of $21 a vial in 1997.” adjusting for inflation, a vial these days should cost about $34 at most. instead, it costs over $300. there is NO reason for it to be steadily gaining in price to the point that diabetics are unable to afford their lifesaving medication, other than the sheer inhuman greed of pharmaceutical manufacturers. 
let me reiterate: life without insulin (for Type 1 diabetics in particular) is a slow and painful death sentence. the ability to treat diabetes is a relatively modern phenomenon that has allowed countless people to live full, healthy lives. we should be expanding full covereage and access to insulin to diabetics the world over, and it should be FREE. 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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 openly expresses ideas
 negotiates/resolves
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 manages projects
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 differences
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 keeps control over budget
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 activities
 solutions
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 gathers appropriate
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 confidently speaks in
 leads groups
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 .sensitive
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 motivates
 shares credit
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 cooperates
 delegates effectively
 represents ot
 understands feelings
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 accepts responsibility
 teaches/trains/instructs
 counsels/coaches
 manages conflict
 delegates responsibility
 makes decisions
 directs others
 implements decision:s
 enforces policies
 takes charge
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 creates ideas
 identifies problems
 meets goals
 identifies resources
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 gathers information
 solves problems
 defines needs
 analyzes issues
 develops strategies
 assesses situations
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        epicjohndoe:

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 provides well-thought out ctivities
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 sets goals
 keeps control over budget
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 solutions
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 gathers appropriate
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 counsels/coaches
 manages conflict
 delegates responsibility
 makes decisions
 directs others
 implements decisions
 enforces policies
 takes charge
 information
 confidently speaks in
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 works well with others
 sensitive
 supportive
 motivates others
 shares credit
 counsels
 cooperates
 delegates effectively
 represents others
 understands feelings
 self-confident
 accepts responsibility
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 forecasts/predicts
 creates ideas
 identifies problems
 meets goals
 identifies resources
 gathers information
 solves problems
 defines needs
 analyzes issues
 develops strategies
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                    epicjohndoe:

Thank Me Later: BUSINESS
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 negotiates/resolves
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 punctual
 manages projects
 effectively
 differences
 leads group discussions
 provides feedback
 persuades others
 provides well-thought out ctivities
 . meets deadlines
 sets goals
 keeps control over budget
 plans and arranges
 solutions
 multi-tasks
 gathers appropriate
 Management Skills
 leads groups
 teaches/trains/instructs
 counsels/coaches
 manages conflict
 delegates responsibility
 makes decisions
 directs others
 implements decisions
 enforces policies
 takes charge
 information
 confidently speaks in
 public
 Interpersonal Skills
 works well with others
 sensitive
 supportive
 motivates others
 shares credit
 counsels
 cooperates
 delegates effectively
 represents others
 understands feelings
 self-confident
 accepts responsibility
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 forecasts/predicts
 creates ideas
 identifies problems
 meets goals
 identifies resources
 gathers information
 solves problems
 defines needs
 analyzes issues
 develops strategies
 .assesses situations
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 advises establishes .improves oversees
 compilesexamines influences prepares
 critiques generates invents
 coachesguides
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 directsillustrates .orders
 recruits
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 trains
 upgrades
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 references available
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        The future according to elon musk: DID YOU KNOW THAT BY 2040 MARS COULD
 BE COLONISED, BY US, WITHACITY?
 TH E
 F U T U RE
 ACCORDING TO
 LON MUS
 Read on to discover some
 of the most out-there
 predictions made by the
 tech pioneer
 2024
 2018
 Humans will fly into space
 by reusable rockets
 in 2015, Musk announced on The Late Show that i
 company Spacex soon lonch eusoble rockets
 Artificial Intelligence (A.I)
 will pose a real threat to
 the human race
 n on interview with Edge.org in 201%, Musk soid
 2025
 Tesla will be as valuable
 as Apple
 Elon Musk made o bold claim in 2015 againat the
 own motor compony Teslo Inel et Appe
 Humans will set foot
 on Mars
 in only a handitul of yeas, Ms hes predicted hat
 me ill be oble to send people to Mars for the
 2027
 More than half of all new
 vehicles will be electric
 Within the nest 10 years, the tech guru predicts thot
 more then half of new US vehicles will be fully
 lectrie, and in the same timefrome, complesly
 2033
 Solar will become the main
 source of power
 solved lechnicol ies eeded to moke sell driving
 cos e reality The only thing stonding in the way
 hat solor would become te plurality of power
 win 20 eas and will beat eveything
 2037
 Cars will no longer have
 steering wheels in them
 As predeted indefinite "to of autono
 We will colonise Mars with
 a city
 Citing the short iespan and sceesses of Sp
 Musk stoted thet by the time is company has
 ΰΈ©.led he " ts to hos cremel citu ontheGod
 she olso "
 sted thot ΰΈ‚ΰΈ²ΰΈ’
 for @
 20%0
 A.l. will completely
 surpass humans
 None to dompen his fears obout an
 2060
 A million people will live
 on Mars
 o leet of ssnger shipe provided by Spo
 HOW MANY OF THESE PREDICTIONS WILL
 BECOME A REALITY IN YOUR LIFETIME?
 RS
The future according to elon musk
        

            
            

                
                
                    The future according to elon musk: DID YOU KNOW THAT BY 2040 MARS COULD
 BE COLONISED, BY US, WITHACITY?
 TH E
 F U T U RE
 ACCORDING TO
 LON MUS
 Read on to discover some
 of the most out-there
 predictions made by the
 tech pioneer
 2024
 2018
 Humans will fly into space
 by reusable rockets
 in 2015, Musk announced on The Late Show that i
 company Spacex soon lonch eusoble rockets
 Artificial Intelligence (A.I)
 will pose a real threat to
 the human race
 n on interview with Edge.org in 201%, Musk soid
 2025
 Tesla will be as valuable
 as Apple
 Elon Musk made o bold claim in 2015 againat the
 own motor compony Teslo Inel et Appe
 Humans will set foot
 on Mars
 in only a handitul of yeas, Ms hes predicted hat
 me ill be oble to send people to Mars for the
 2027
 More than half of all new
 vehicles will be electric
 Within the nest 10 years, the tech guru predicts thot
 more then half of new US vehicles will be fully
 lectrie, and in the same timefrome, complesly
 2033
 Solar will become the main
 source of power
 solved lechnicol ies eeded to moke sell driving
 cos e reality The only thing stonding in the way
 hat solor would become te plurality of power
 win 20 eas and will beat eveything
 2037
 Cars will no longer have
 steering wheels in them
 As predeted indefinite "to of autono
 We will colonise Mars with
 a city
 Citing the short iespan and sceesses of Sp
 Musk stoted thet by the time is company has
 ΰΈ©.led he " ts to hos cremel citu ontheGod
 she olso "
 sted thot ΰΈ‚ΰΈ²ΰΈ’
 for @
 20%0
 A.l. will completely
 surpass humans
 None to dompen his fears obout an
 2060
 A million people will live
 on Mars
 o leet of ssnger shipe provided by Spo
 HOW MANY OF THESE PREDICTIONS WILL
 BECOME A REALITY IN YOUR LIFETIME?
 RS
The future according to elon musk
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        F U R T H E R: peeing into the toilet
 water and making
 noise
 peeing slowly and
 making less noise
 peeing on the side of
 the bowl to avoid
 making noise
 insert body directly
 into toielt water and
 peeing directly inside
 to avoid making noise
 drinking all toilet water
 and peeing inside the
 toilet with no water
 to avoid making noise
 drinking your pee
 and quietly gargling
 then slowly spitting into
 toilet over the course of
 3 hours to avoid making
 peeing on the floor then
 soaking up the pee with
 a sponge and lathering
 the sponge in soap and
 cleaning your toilet with it
 a military grade
 while peeing and aiming
 with a precise 45 degree
 angle to bounce of the wal
 into the toilet bowl silenth
 peeing on your hand and
 then using a flashlight and
 magnifiying glass to
 evaporate the pee without
 making any noise
 after several months
 peeing into your oWn
 eyes and blinking
 several times to sprinkle
 it into the toilet without
 making any sounds
 Peeing directly into the
 water reservoir so that
 when someone else pees
 the lush water blends
 in with the new pee so
 it doesn't make any
 noi
 Peeing into the sink
 while it is running so
 the sound of the pee is
 overshadowed and
 doesn't make any noise
 Peeing into the air with
 a parabolic arc and
 catching it in your
 mouth and then
 drinking t st doesn't
 make anv noise
 Peeing backwards into your
 asshole which you are
 holding open until it is full
 of pee and then clenching it
 shut and waiting until you
 have to shit so you can pass
 noise
 Climbing onto the sink
 and doing a handstand
 while slowly peeing onto
 the lightbulb above the
 sink so it will slo
 vaporize the pee over
 the course of several
 hours so it doesn't make
 any noise
 Watching psyehic videes on
 Youtube on your phone until you
 can perfectly predict the feture so
 you pee at just the right points in
 barsts over thousands of
 cosmic rays will irradiate the piss
 particles until they become
 radioactive and decay isto the air
 peeing so the electricitywi ravel it ad
 stop your beart and then he bary yue bet
 vou learsed to restart year heartbeat fro
 Tibetias mosks so yos wake up iaia and
 chinb upthhrongh the dirt and start e
 lide is Argestina wirh cybrg inortal
 Hitler watil yos caa seice paer logether
 creatiag the Fourth Reich so you bave the
 resources t develep quanten stealth
 techoclogy and a tima machine soyou
 travel back is tine and give it to yeur past
 sellf so yon can pee vithost making any
 Careful
 an see the dirt below the barhroess and
 remoing the fleor les
 antil ysu
 several years releasing tbe excess dirt
 hreagh yor pant legs overy tine yea g
 creating a fake
 botle recycliag machise at the lecal
 itpermarket tu collect water bottles ΰΈ’.til
 yos lave tess of chowsands aad yeu pee is
 hem silently over the coarse of yoar entire
 tore tbem i
 undergronsd facility wstil yos die where
 dey remain for several billion years u
 he San becomes a red giaat aad swallows
 the Earth and the particles will drift is space
 apother civiluatiea's version ef yes will
 ierse undergoes beat death but thes
 of esistesce and the pext antil here are
 neee left to ascend s aad Gen it will loop
 ntil the process breaks and there i"othia
 eft at all, making so soise
F U R T H E R
        

            
            

                
                
                    F U R T H E R: peeing into the toilet
 water and making
 noise
 peeing slowly and
 making less noise
 peeing on the side of
 the bowl to avoid
 making noise
 insert body directly
 into toielt water and
 peeing directly inside
 to avoid making noise
 drinking all toilet water
 and peeing inside the
 toilet with no water
 to avoid making noise
 drinking your pee
 and quietly gargling
 then slowly spitting into
 toilet over the course of
 3 hours to avoid making
 peeing on the floor then
 soaking up the pee with
 a sponge and lathering
 the sponge in soap and
 cleaning your toilet with it
 a military grade
 while peeing and aiming
 with a precise 45 degree
 angle to bounce of the wal
 into the toilet bowl silenth
 peeing on your hand and
 then using a flashlight and
 magnifiying glass to
 evaporate the pee without
 making any noise
 after several months
 peeing into your oWn
 eyes and blinking
 several times to sprinkle
 it into the toilet without
 making any sounds
 Peeing directly into the
 water reservoir so that
 when someone else pees
 the lush water blends
 in with the new pee so
 it doesn't make any
 noi
 Peeing into the sink
 while it is running so
 the sound of the pee is
 overshadowed and
 doesn't make any noise
 Peeing into the air with
 a parabolic arc and
 catching it in your
 mouth and then
 drinking t st doesn't
 make anv noise
 Peeing backwards into your
 asshole which you are
 holding open until it is full
 of pee and then clenching it
 shut and waiting until you
 have to shit so you can pass
 noise
 Climbing onto the sink
 and doing a handstand
 while slowly peeing onto
 the lightbulb above the
 sink so it will slo
 vaporize the pee over
 the course of several
 hours so it doesn't make
 any noise
 Watching psyehic videes on
 Youtube on your phone until you
 can perfectly predict the feture so
 you pee at just the right points in
 barsts over thousands of
 cosmic rays will irradiate the piss
 particles until they become
 radioactive and decay isto the air
 peeing so the electricitywi ravel it ad
 stop your beart and then he bary yue bet
 vou learsed to restart year heartbeat fro
 Tibetias mosks so yos wake up iaia and
 chinb upthhrongh the dirt and start e
 lide is Argestina wirh cybrg inortal
 Hitler watil yos caa seice paer logether
 creatiag the Fourth Reich so you bave the
 resources t develep quanten stealth
 techoclogy and a tima machine soyou
 travel back is tine and give it to yeur past
 sellf so yon can pee vithost making any
 Careful
 an see the dirt below the barhroess and
 remoing the fleor les
 antil ysu
 several years releasing tbe excess dirt
 hreagh yor pant legs overy tine yea g
 creating a fake
 botle recycliag machise at the lecal
 itpermarket tu collect water bottles ΰΈ’.til
 yos lave tess of chowsands aad yeu pee is
 hem silently over the coarse of yoar entire
 tore tbem i
 undergronsd facility wstil yos die where
 dey remain for several billion years u
 he San becomes a red giaat aad swallows
 the Earth and the particles will drift is space
 apother civiluatiea's version ef yes will
 ierse undergoes beat death but thes
 of esistesce and the pext antil here are
 neee left to ascend s aad Gen it will loop
 ntil the process breaks and there i"othia
 eft at all, making so soise
F U R T H E R
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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