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dickheaddutch: hackeraxe: @ari-bari-is-very-sorry had this great idea… Dutch as a Marshmallow. So, I decided to take it one step further and make this something more! I hope you like this fun doodle!Dutch is in desperate need of money. We all know that, and you know what they say: Desperate times call for desperate measures! He rounded up the gang, bought some marshmallows, chocolate, and small cloth vests and demanded that every man woman and child with two hands mass produce these things and sell them at the nearest block for 25 cents each. By the end of the week, he predicts they will have enough to buy a decent sized boat for Tahiti. So far they’re $1,358 in debt. Please buy their marshmallows! I don’t like marshmallows but I would definately inhale this shit Id like to order 2 whole truckloads of these: Dutchmallows! hackeraHe.bumbie.com "made with ceal Dutch Uan Dec Cinde love and tears." "Goeat source of Faith!" Oaly 25¢! All proceeds help support the Uan Der Linde gang's goal towards Tahiti and O'Driscoll extermination. dickheaddutch: hackeraxe: @ari-bari-is-very-sorry had this great idea… Dutch as a Marshmallow. So, I decided to take it one step further and make this something more! I hope you like this fun doodle!Dutch is in desperate need of money. We all know that, and you know what they say: Desperate times call for desperate measures! He rounded up the gang, bought some marshmallows, chocolate, and small cloth vests and demanded that every man woman and child with two hands mass produce these things and sell them at the nearest block for 25 cents each. By the end of the week, he predicts they will have enough to buy a decent sized boat for Tahiti. So far they’re $1,358 in debt. Please buy their marshmallows! I don’t like marshmallows but I would definately inhale this shit Id like to order 2 whole truckloads of these
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HU Staff: Ariela Anis @ari.anis Subsequent to his 2016 on-field protests, Colin Kaepernick parted ways with the San Francisco 49ers and has since been ousted by the franchise. But, this may soon change, as his lawyer tells CNN he’ll soon sign a new NFL contract. ___________________________________________________ While he recently reached a financial settlement with the franchise over his collusion lawsuit, Kaepernick’s lawyer predicts his client will soon sign either with the recent Super Bowl champs, the New England Patriots, or the North Carolina Panthers. ___________________________________________________ So, his attorney, Mark Geragos says, “I think you’re going to see within the next two weeks that somebody’s going to step up. Somebody’s going to do the right thing. Want me to predict who? The Panthers. It would not surprise me if Bob Kraft makes a move. And it would not surprise me if his former coach [David Tepper] makes a move.” ___________________________________________________ Read more at thehollywoodunlocked.com, link in bio. 📸: AP: Colin Kaepernick Looks To Sign With Panthers Or Patriots Soon, Says Lawyer 16 HU Staff: Ariela Anis @ari.anis Subsequent to his 2016 on-field protests, Colin Kaepernick parted ways with the San Francisco 49ers and has since been ousted by the franchise. But, this may soon change, as his lawyer tells CNN he’ll soon sign a new NFL contract. ___________________________________________________ While he recently reached a financial settlement with the franchise over his collusion lawsuit, Kaepernick’s lawyer predicts his client will soon sign either with the recent Super Bowl champs, the New England Patriots, or the North Carolina Panthers. ___________________________________________________ So, his attorney, Mark Geragos says, “I think you’re going to see within the next two weeks that somebody’s going to step up. Somebody’s going to do the right thing. Want me to predict who? The Panthers. It would not surprise me if Bob Kraft makes a move. And it would not surprise me if his former coach [David Tepper] makes a move.” ___________________________________________________ Read more at thehollywoodunlocked.com, link in bio. 📸: AP

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trekmemes: ohnoagremlin: gahdamnpunk: AND a race one since the most affected regions will be Africa, Asia and Oceania as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*. this is fucking MURDER. insulin has been mass produced (from animal extracts) since -1923-. slow acting insulin has existed since the ‘50s, and ‘human’ genetically engineered insulin (derived from E. coli bacteria) has existed since 1982. insulin treatment for diabetes is not some new or ‘unproven’ treatment. according to beyondtype1, “Humalog rapid-acting insulin came on to the market with a list price of $21 a vial in 1997.” adjusting for inflation, a vial these days should cost about $34 at most. instead, it costs over $300. there is NO reason for it to be steadily gaining in price to the point that diabetics are unable to afford their lifesaving medication, other than the sheer inhuman greed of pharmaceutical manufacturers. let me reiterate: life without insulin (for Type 1 diabetics in particular) is a slow and painful death sentence. the ability to treat diabetes is a relatively modern phenomenon that has allowed countless people to live full, healthy lives. we should be expanding full covereage and access to insulin to diabetics the world over, and it should be FREE. : CNN @CNN CAN Follow 40 million people with diabetes will be left without insulin by 2030, a new study predicts cnn.it/2RdoAg7 2:45 PM 24 Nov 2018 ·IC@ 1,000 Retweets 1,355 Likes Saintも @saintbt? Follow This is class genocide CNN @CNN 40 million people with diabetes will be left without insulin by 2030, a new study predicts cnn.it/2RdoAg7 7:05 PM - 24 Nov 2018 2,179 Retweets 7.765 Likes trekmemes: ohnoagremlin: gahdamnpunk: AND a race one since the most affected regions will be Africa, Asia and Oceania as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*. this is fucking MURDER. insulin has been mass produced (from animal extracts) since -1923-. slow acting insulin has existed since the ‘50s, and ‘human’ genetically engineered insulin (derived from E. coli bacteria) has existed since 1982. insulin treatment for diabetes is not some new or ‘unproven’ treatment. according to beyondtype1, “Humalog rapid-acting insulin came on to the market with a list price of $21 a vial in 1997.” adjusting for inflation, a vial these days should cost about $34 at most. instead, it costs over $300. there is NO reason for it to be steadily gaining in price to the point that diabetics are unable to afford their lifesaving medication, other than the sheer inhuman greed of pharmaceutical manufacturers. let me reiterate: life without insulin (for Type 1 diabetics in particular) is a slow and painful death sentence. the ability to treat diabetes is a relatively modern phenomenon that has allowed countless people to live full, healthy lives. we should be expanding full covereage and access to insulin to diabetics the world over, and it should be FREE.
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epicjohndoe: Thank Me Later: BUSINESS RESUME CHEAT SHEET PHRASES TO USE Communication writes clearly and concisely handles details speaks effectively listens attentively openly expresses ideas negotiates/resolves Organizational Skills coordinates tasks punctual manages projects effectively differences leads group discussions provides feedback persuades others provides well-thought out ctivities . meets deadlines sets goals keeps control over budget plans and arranges solutions multi-tasks gathers appropriate Management Skills leads groups teaches/trains/instructs counsels/coaches manages conflict delegates responsibility makes decisions directs others implements decisions enforces policies takes charge information confidently speaks in public Interpersonal Skills works well with others sensitive supportive motivates others shares credit counsels cooperates delegates effectively represents others understands feelings self-confident accepts responsibility Research and Planning forecasts/predicts creates ideas identifies problems meets goals identifies resources gathers information solves problems defines needs analyzes issues develops strategies .assesses situations ACTION WORDS advises establishes .improves oversees compilesexamines influences prepares critiques generates invents coachesguides designs hypothesizes negotiates supervises directsillustrates .orders recruits resolves motivates trains upgrades WORDS TO AVOID tries references available upon request objectives responsibilities include loves FONTS TO USE Arial Calibri Century Old Style Garamond Georgia Times New Roman Trebuchet MS THE META PICTURE epicjohndoe: Thank Me Later

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The future according to elon musk: DID YOU KNOW THAT BY 2040 MARS COULD BE COLONISED, BY US, WITHACITY? TH E F U T U RE ACCORDING TO LON MUS Read on to discover some of the most out-there predictions made by the tech pioneer 2024 2018 Humans will fly into space by reusable rockets in 2015, Musk announced on The Late Show that i company Spacex soon lonch eusoble rockets Artificial Intelligence (A.I) will pose a real threat to the human race n on interview with Edge.org in 201%, Musk soid 2025 Tesla will be as valuable as Apple Elon Musk made o bold claim in 2015 againat the own motor compony Teslo Inel et Appe Humans will set foot on Mars in only a handitul of yeas, Ms hes predicted hat me ill be oble to send people to Mars for the 2027 More than half of all new vehicles will be electric Within the nest 10 years, the tech guru predicts thot more then half of new US vehicles will be fully lectrie, and in the same timefrome, complesly 2033 Solar will become the main source of power solved lechnicol ies eeded to moke sell driving cos e reality The only thing stonding in the way hat solor would become te plurality of power win 20 eas and will beat eveything 2037 Cars will no longer have steering wheels in them As predeted indefinite "to of autono We will colonise Mars with a city Citing the short iespan and sceesses of Sp Musk stoted thet by the time is company has ษ.led he " ts to hos cremel citu ontheGod she olso " sted thot ขาย for @ 20%0 A.l. will completely surpass humans None to dompen his fears obout an 2060 A million people will live on Mars o leet of ssnger shipe provided by Spo HOW MANY OF THESE PREDICTIONS WILL BECOME A REALITY IN YOUR LIFETIME? RS The future according to elon musk

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