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Sorry, Tumblr, and Blog: jiluan: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm i’m sorry picsthatmakeyougohmm but this pic made me go hell yea babey elvis presley

jiluan: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm i’m sorry picsthatmakeyougohmm but this pic made me go hell yea babey elvis presley

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Be Like, Children, and Detroit: WIZARU speedoweedo on a list of dumb shit i know: the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green. speedoweedo elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it. ndiecity What else? WIZARD speedoweedo the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last year can you let me talk to him" and the seance person would be like 'THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER then he'd rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN. He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite speedoweedo foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream. simon-newman Brain: *An extremely obscure fact from the subject I never studied in my life* Me: How the f*ck do we know this? Brain: I don't know! Both: *Screaming* lolpics/AstroFunny I really like some of these.
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Be Like, Children, and Coca-Cola: speedoweedo speedoweedo speedoweedo speedoweedo ndiecity speedoweedo speedoweedo on a list of dumb shit i know: o the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green o elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it. What else? o the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last vear can you let me talk to him and the seance person would be like THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER' then he'd rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN o He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite o foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream. o if you were to eat the liver of a polar bear you would succumb to vitamin A poisoning o Graham crackers started off as anti masturbatory aids, Coca-Cola was intended to be a medicine o Mr. John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a measure to stave off masturbation and was huge into the anti-masturbatory movement, which he believed caused health problems o also in the same vein as houdini shit: he commissioned H.P. Lovecraft to write a piece discrediting mysticism and it fucking exists. He, the fantastic magician, commissioned the fuckn horror fantasy writer to dunk on mysticism. I cannot get over this for any span of time it comes back to slap me each day o also HP Lovecraft was deathly afraid of fish, and was a self-described ichthyophobe A treasure trove of trivia
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Amazon, Ass, and Bad: OR: . it 589 9:22 AM ./ www.amazon.com4 SUMMER TOY LIST Liquid Ass Liquid Ass ในพื้ Fart Prank $895 $42.95 Save $4.00 (31%) FREE Shipping on orders over $25. In Stock Want it tomorrow Ma 22 Order within 57%. 9:30 AM ★★★★★ This spray magically cleaned my house!!!! By Kay on November 20, 2013 Verified Purchase This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night 5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up. 5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom about ten feet away from the boyfriend, 5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on 5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is. 5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench, 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, 57%. 9:30 AM 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.) 6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom 6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can't afford to get caught on this one. 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced 57%. 9:30 AM 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher. 11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning. I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you. A Read less 3,889 people found this helpful Helpful Not Helpful got suspended By Presley F. on February 12, 2016 Verified Purchase This stuff...was good enough to get me suspended from school.. that'll be enough bright-witch: I am crying omfg
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Amazon, Ass, and Bad: OR: . it 589 9:22 AM ./ www.amazon.com4 SUMMER TOY LIST Liquid Ass Liquid Ass ในพื้ Fart Prank $895 $42.95 Save $4.00 (31%) FREE Shipping on orders over $25. In Stock Want it tomorrow Ma 22 Order within 57%. 9:30 AM ★★★★★ This spray magically cleaned my house!!!! By Kay on November 20, 2013 Verified Purchase This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night 5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up. 5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom about ten feet away from the boyfriend, 5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on 5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is. 5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench, 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, 57%. 9:30 AM 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.) 6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom 6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can't afford to get caught on this one. 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced 57%. 9:30 AM 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher. 11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning. I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you. A Read less 3,889 people found this helpful Helpful Not Helpful got suspended By Presley F. on February 12, 2016 Verified Purchase This stuff...was good enough to get me suspended from school.. that'll be enough randomfuchlein: bright-witch: I am crying omfg I feel like all these reviews would be hilarious lol
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Amazon, Ass, and Bad: OR: . it 589 9:22 AM ./ www.amazon.com4 SUMMER TOY LIST Liquid Ass Liquid Ass ในพื้ Fart Prank $895 $42.95 Save $4.00 (31%) FREE Shipping on orders over $25. In Stock Want it tomorrow Ma 22 Order within 57%. 9:30 AM ★★★★★ This spray magically cleaned my house!!!! By Kay on November 20, 2013 Verified Purchase This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night 5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up. 5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom about ten feet away from the boyfriend, 5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on 5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is. 5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench, 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, 57%. 9:30 AM 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.) 6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom 6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can't afford to get caught on this one. 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced 57%. 9:30 AM 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher. 11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning. I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you. A Read less 3,889 people found this helpful Helpful Not Helpful got suspended By Presley F. on February 12, 2016 Verified Purchase This stuff...was good enough to get me suspended from school.. that'll be enough bright-witch:I am crying omfg
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Death, Elvis Presley, and Elvis: A rare photo of Elvis Presley moments before his death (August 16th 1977)

A rare photo of Elvis Presley moments before his death (August 16th 1977)

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Albert Einstein, Birthday, and College: He is one of the world's most accomplished people. And. yet there's clearly no slowing down for professor Stephen Hawking who celebrates his 75th birthday today The acclaimed physicist has continually defied medical odds after being diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) 50 years ago. A condition which normally has a life expectancy of five to 10 years. Social media users have been paying their respects to the Cambridge University professor. with numerous fans and charities posting heartfelt well-wishes. In particular, The Motor Neurone Disease Association said: We would today like to wish our Patron, Professor Stephen Hawking. a very happy 75th birthday! Likewise, the Cambridge University Press hailed him one of our greatest authors Interestingly. Hawkins shares late David Bowie, Elvis Presley and Shirley Bassey his birthday with the Professor Hawking. who is regarded as possibly the most famous scientist since Albert Einstein, was diagnosed with ALS, a form of motor neurone disease, in 1963 when he was 21 He has defied all medical expectations after he was given just a couple of years to live. s now had the People with his type of motor neurone disease are given a life expectancy of 10 years, but he has now had the condition for over 50 years. Hawking. the best-selling author of A Brief History Of Time. caught pneumonia in 1985 and had to have a tracheotomy which left him unable to speak. A Cambridge scientist built a device that enables him to control a computer screen using his cheek for data entry then have a voice synthesiser speak what he has typed. Despite his illness, Hawking went on to Cambridge to become a brilliant researcher and Professorial Fellow at Gonville and Caius College. it is the illusion of knowledge Even today. Hawking still continues to carry out research, write and deliver lectures. Thankyou Professor Hawking and happy birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY POTATO Stephen Hawking continues to beat the odds as he celebrates his 75th birthday TODAY

Stephen Hawking continues to beat the odds as he celebrates his 75th birthday TODAY

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