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jjsinterlude: insidiousink: hobbit-feels: badgyal-k: tiffanyaliyah: ukrindian: bae鈥揺lectronica: dynastylnoire: jollylollylily: clarknokent: Bruh Yooooooo鈥 Levels I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 馃槀馃槀馃槀 black mirror season 4 Savage Oh wow This is super epic.聽 He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.聽 Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.聽 He鈥檒l be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something. HOWEVER If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.聽 In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself. This is Greek Mythology levels of savage. #In which a man is in command of his destiny#And does not know it YOOOOOOOO : Sassafrantz @Sassafrantz Pretended to add my number into this obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes dick pics and booty calls. 6/26/16, 7:03 PM 1,546 RETWEETS 3,519 LIKES jjsinterlude: insidiousink: hobbit-feels: badgyal-k: tiffanyaliyah: ukrindian: bae鈥揺lectronica: dynastylnoire: jollylollylily: clarknokent: Bruh Yooooooo鈥 Levels I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 馃槀馃槀馃槀 black mirror season 4 Savage Oh wow This is super epic.聽 He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.聽 Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.聽 He鈥檒l be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something. HOWEVER If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.聽 In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself. This is Greek Mythology levels of savage. #In which a man is in command of his destiny#And does not know it YOOOOOOOO
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monpetitcabbage: rainfallinhell: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How鈥.? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.聽 Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out then he was arrested again, and the above happened while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip鈥檚 jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he聽FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN There鈥檚 a movie about his life called 鈥淚 love you, phillip morris鈥澛燬tarring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it鈥檚 literally just a 鈥渂e gay do crime鈥 rom com there鈥檚 no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it鈥檚 sweet and I鈥檇 die for it guess what鈥檚 going on my to watch list now : Steven Russell was a con artist who escaped from prison by using laxatives to fake the symptoms of AIDS. He then called the prison, posing as a doctor, asking for prisoners interested in an experimental treatment, and volunteered. Once out of Texas, he sent death certificates to the prison stating he had died. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com monpetitcabbage: rainfallinhell: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How鈥.? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.聽 Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out then he was arrested again, and the above happened while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip鈥檚 jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he聽FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN There鈥檚 a movie about his life called 鈥淚 love you, phillip morris鈥澛燬tarring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it鈥檚 literally just a 鈥渂e gay do crime鈥 rom com there鈥檚 no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it鈥檚 sweet and I鈥檇 die for it guess what鈥檚 going on my to watch list now
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concentrated-sunshine: yayfeminism: A gay couple in London were beaten by a gang of men, after refusing to kiss. One of the women, Melania Getmonat wrote this on facebook: 鈥淟ast Wednesday, I had a date with Chris. We got on the Night Bus, heading for her place in Camden Town, climbed upstairs and took the front seats. We must have kissed or something because these guys came after us. I don鈥檛 remember if they were already there or if they got on after us. There were at least four of them. They started behaving like hooligans, demanding that we kissed so they could enjoy watching, calling us 鈥榣esbians鈥 and describing sexual positions. I don鈥檛 remember the whole episode, but the word 鈥榮cissors鈥 stuck in my mind. It was only them and us there. In an attempt to calm things down, I started making jokes. I thought this might make them go away. Chris even pretended she was sick, but they kept on harassing us, throwing us coins and becoming more enthusiastic about it. The next thing I know is that Chris is in the middle of the bus fighting with them. On an impulse, I went over there only to find her face bleeding and three of them beating her up. The next thing I know is I鈥檓 being punched. I got dizzy at the sight of my blood and fell back. I don鈥檛 remember whether or not I lost consciousness. Suddenly the bus had stopped, the police were there and I was bleeding all over. Our stuff was stolen as well. I don鈥檛 know yet if my nose is broken, and I haven鈥檛 been able to go back to work, but what upsets me the most is that VIOLENCE HAS BECOME A COMMON THING, that sometimes it鈥檚 necessary to see a woman bleeding after having been punched to feel some kind of impact. I鈥檓 tired of being taken as a SEXUAL OBJECT, of finding out that these situations are usual, of gay friends who were beaten up JUST BECAUSE. We have to endure verbal harassment AND CHAUVINIST, MISOGYNISTIC AND HOMOPHOBIC VIOLENCE because when you stand up for yourself shit like this happens. By the way, I am thankful to all the women and men in my life that understand that HAVING BALLS MEANS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. I just hope that in June, Pride Month, stuff like this can be spoken out loudly so they STOP HAPPENING!鈥 Gay couple beaten for refusing to kiss They have CCTV footage of the motherfuckers, put that shit on the met Twitter feed..blast their faces all over the place and you鈥檒l have them in custody by tea time. What the fucking fuck: Gay couple beaten up for refusing to kiss for men's entertainment f P Melania Geymonat (R) and her girlfriend Chris were beaten up by a gang of men on a London bus (Picture: Sam Webb) concentrated-sunshine: yayfeminism: A gay couple in London were beaten by a gang of men, after refusing to kiss. One of the women, Melania Getmonat wrote this on facebook: 鈥淟ast Wednesday, I had a date with Chris. We got on the Night Bus, heading for her place in Camden Town, climbed upstairs and took the front seats. We must have kissed or something because these guys came after us. I don鈥檛 remember if they were already there or if they got on after us. There were at least four of them. They started behaving like hooligans, demanding that we kissed so they could enjoy watching, calling us 鈥榣esbians鈥 and describing sexual positions. I don鈥檛 remember the whole episode, but the word 鈥榮cissors鈥 stuck in my mind. It was only them and us there. In an attempt to calm things down, I started making jokes. I thought this might make them go away. Chris even pretended she was sick, but they kept on harassing us, throwing us coins and becoming more enthusiastic about it. The next thing I know is that Chris is in the middle of the bus fighting with them. On an impulse, I went over there only to find her face bleeding and three of them beating her up. The next thing I know is I鈥檓 being punched. I got dizzy at the sight of my blood and fell back. I don鈥檛 remember whether or not I lost consciousness. Suddenly the bus had stopped, the police were there and I was bleeding all over. Our stuff was stolen as well. I don鈥檛 know yet if my nose is broken, and I haven鈥檛 been able to go back to work, but what upsets me the most is that VIOLENCE HAS BECOME A COMMON THING, that sometimes it鈥檚 necessary to see a woman bleeding after having been punched to feel some kind of impact. I鈥檓 tired of being taken as a SEXUAL OBJECT, of finding out that these situations are usual, of gay friends who were beaten up JUST BECAUSE. We have to endure verbal harassment AND CHAUVINIST, MISOGYNISTIC AND HOMOPHOBIC VIOLENCE because when you stand up for yourself shit like this happens. By the way, I am thankful to all the women and men in my life that understand that HAVING BALLS MEANS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. I just hope that in June, Pride Month, stuff like this can be spoken out loudly so they STOP HAPPENING!鈥 Gay couple beaten for refusing to kiss They have CCTV footage of the motherfuckers, put that shit on the met Twitter feed..blast their faces all over the place and you鈥檒l have them in custody by tea time. What the fucking fuck
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