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Anaconda, Apple, and Barney: Anonymous 04/12/18(Thu)06:28:29 No.76568821676568823522765688497 227656888352765690383276569113422765692077 >Be Mummy's 24 year old bouncy happy healthy 478lb baby boy >In the middle of my 5pm post-breakfast MLPforums and /trash/ browsing session on my 2011 Lenovo Thinkpad T420 running FreeBSD (fuck those Linux plebs) >hear a knock on my door Pit's Mummy >"God fucking damn me and slutty Princess Luna don't have time for your normie shenanigans you ungrateful sow!!" >She interrupts me mid-REEEE! and says my normie sister has come home from college for Christmas and she brought me a present >"Fine! I shall take her gift as compensation for your heinous act of interrupting my browsing session!" >Pull my healthy, 350 pound /fit/ as fuck body out of my racecar bed and waddle down the stairs >Fucking normalshit basic bitch roastie sister is in the living room holding a wrapped present with my name on it >"Hey anon! I can't believe it's been 3 years since... "MY NAME IS SHADOWCLOUDI My ponysona is me and I am my pony OC!!" >"S-sorry, Shadowcloud. I thought you might like this. I earned a little extra cash from my job at Starbucks and I thought I's use it to help you out a little bit" typicalroastie.jpeg >Snatch the present out of her probably cum-drenched whore hands Tear into it with the force of a thousand Narutos areyoukiddingme.webm lt's a MacBook A FUCKING MACBOOK >"W-well thought you could use a new laptop s-since yours is kinda old..." >THIS. BITCH. HAS. CROSSED. THE. LINE. >"How dare you insult Shadowcloud's presence by offering him this pleb-tier technological trash!" >Mummy tries in vain to contain my unstoppable rage >"Anon! How dare you treat your sister like this! She cares about you and this is how you repay her!? >Bitch, you just poured gasoline on a raging, eternal fire REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE with the force of a thousand Thuu'ms (not that I'd ever play a normieshit game like Skyrim) >Throw the MacBook onto the floor and bodyslam it with 100% pure muscled buttocks "APPLE IS SHIT SO THIS IS A FITTING PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR GRAVE MISDEEDS, ROASTIE! End pt 1 765688216 (OP) pt2 >Clench my gut and let out a triumphant fart followed by a stream of poopoo so hard it rips through the buttflap on my Barney onesie Continue REEEEEEEing the entire time while I'm emptying my cavernous bowels Mummy tries to pull me off the box >Throw a fistful of Sister screams and runs to her car poopoo at her fuckingnormiesandtheircarfaggotry.webm >Fling poo at her but miss and hit the Christmas tree instead >Get up and let out a triumphant roar as I jump one the PlebBook with all my might one last time to finish off the Apple-made abomination. Retreat back to my lair and drink a 2 liter of Mr.Pibb in a victory toast with my beloved equine waifu Luna >Mummy comes up sobbing 2 hours later and changes me out of my poopy clothes and serves me a megatray of Tyson tendies (5lbs worth) and another 2 liter of Pibb to wash it down spend three hours on the shitter while mummy cleans my room for me And to think that fucking bitch had the gall to say that I was the one who ruined Christmas. At least I'm never going to see my roastie whore of a sister again because Mummy told me she got something called a restraining order. Fuck that bitch. I hope she dies choking on Chad's cock while my peepee remains purely for Ponies
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